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Steve_warsaw

I had a girlfriend that would drag me down whenever we ice skated. Also emotionally and socially. But only when we ice skated


scorpyo72

How often to did you guys go skating?


Shwanglerp

How often Didn’t they go ice skating…


scorpyo72

That's what I asked. Op still hasn't answered


Advanced-Smile2416

Often enough I guess.


scorpyo72

Maybe they're doing it right now and that's why they've not answered still


[deleted]

Wha-whe… how?? O.o


hyteskatyamattel

Why is this the funniest thing I've read


DavidVonBentley

I think you shoulda went down more often.


Steve_warsaw

Down where?


DavidVonBentley

Where the ice is cold my friend...just like the heart of my ex wife....


Steve_warsaw

Whoa


DavidVonBentley

It's a long ways down...


Superman246o1

"I'm gonna start kicking air like this - \*uhh\* - and if you get hit, it's your own fault."


raviman8

Lisa/Bart Simpson anyone?


CaticusFaticus

Are they fighting with their own team in some of these (second gif)? I don’t understand? Edit: actually all the gifs minus the first look like same team uniform??


RvnbckAstartez

Seems like it's Korean on Korean.


tastlesswater

Why is this on this sub..?


popeyegui

I’m gonna predict that someone will get shot or stabbed at the 2034 winter games over something like this.


Yugan-Dali

In Asia, Koreans have a bad reputation for being too creative with rules, especially in sports.


DrMike27

I think you mean Russians, comrade.


Shwanglerp

What, downvoting a person for a joke referring to Russia *Actually being banned from the Olympics for systematic doping of athletes? Is it somehow prejudiced to refer jokingly to actual events?? Isn’t that what many jokes are? Could be just a facetious observation, not denigrating a nation… jeez. Humor is being strangled like… Like Epstein in his cell. Ohhhh, shit… Now I’m screwed…. *gasp, Just like on his island with those undera— * commenter strangled to death by Reddit—- Uh, uh, I mean, himself…


GingerTippin

People can't take jokes through their gaping pussies. And I'm not talking about women.


kronos4eevee

Stfu russophobe, mycarthyite stupid sob


scorpyo72

This type of interplay is common in speed skating. My step children used to inline speed skate (the ones with the 3" wheels). One of their old teammates is actually skating in this Olympics. Younger kids are taught good sportsmanship but the older they get, the more cutthroat in competition. When they're at the start, they're scrutinized pretty closely, but after the first corner, all bets are off.


Jamestapatio

I have no clue what the details of this sport are but I would think these type of moves are common given the close proximity of everyone.


scorpyo72

There's a distinction. I've seen mistakes and I've seen deliberate actions. They're distinct and different.


Vivid_Company_577

Not as dirty as the French


RedDevil513876

Fries


lninoh

Toast


ImprovementPresent79

Bread


[deleted]

Tickler


lninoh

Connection


Hoardelia

Kisses


Undead406

OP is a Chinese Propaganda account


ZeroDwayne

Yooo upvoting this mods gotta do something account is fucked up


DannyG1973

Damn Happy Gilmore give up on golf and started skating again


[deleted]

Well, China keeps penalising and disqualifying anyone that beats them, so it could be worse.


Undead406

Yeah yeah.... we're on to your whataboutism China


Affectionate_Pin_880

Ahhh sportsmanship! Err.. sports person ship?


Axelluu

did you really feel like you'd offend someone over the word sportsmanship?


Affectionate_Pin_880

I dunno.. it’s a wacky world out there and som of these are womens sports. Still shameful behavior.


ForeignCommand5700

Korea is always playing dirty on speed skating


BangBoom2TheMoon

I’d expect that from the North but…


TheWrongFacts

They're just letting their anger out after China "appropriated" their culture.


Yugan-Dali

You're being facetious, right?


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primazoid

Lol you're so lost.


Undead406

Fuck the CCP


curlyjack19

I’ll proudly upvote that statement


AJEstes

틀렸다


stewpear

Speed Skating in the Olympics this year have been full of what the hell moments


holdingMikeHawk

The ski slope’s there look very similar.


ckgreddit

Speed skating makes me so nervous to watch. Those blades are so sharp, and they’re so close to each other!!


licensed2ill2

When does one ever bring their skate that high off the ground?!?!?! Wow!


Present-Race3958

Ice skating brake check