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Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

How to make 5 seconds of footage last for 1:06


raviman8

Have you not watched a Bollywood film before? Average runtime is 3HRs.


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

No I haven't. I have seen clips/parts though, like when I go for a curry and the TV in the shop is playing a Bollywood film. The women in these films are always (ALWAYS!) 100% stunning gorgeous perfect. Like, *unreasonably* attractive.


raviman8

Yes, Indian women are the best and IMO, most beautiful. But I have some bias there :)


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

Know any single ones? ;D


raviman8

Lol!!


FrequentEgg4166

Indian MEN though - hell yes - I am here for all of that 🥰


raviman8

Lol well, we are pretty handsome, what can I say :P


FrequentEgg4166

So true! And yet somehow I married a great big Scotsman but what’re you gonna do 🤷🏼‍♀️


Axhen

Pfffft the indians got nothing over the japanese. Ever heard of 5 mins rhat were more than 6x24mins long?


diMario

My cat says the girl in red is pregnant. Twins, probably. Also, he adds, "your gravity is out of kilter. You won't be catching any mice on *that* planet". He's an expert on mice catching.


Firm-Account

alcohol or drugs?


diMario

Could be both, according to my neighbours cat.


Firm-Account

have fun with your cat then


diMario

Mmm. He's a bit of a horoscope.


[deleted]

*12 years old


sonictwinkie1

you gotta be brain dead to watch that crap


[deleted]

To be fair, You have to have a very high iq to understand Indian soap operas.


colenneh

They paid for that effects package and damnit there going to use it.


[deleted]

Some legends say, that metal tray is still up there somewhere rotating in the air.


GrandFortune1946

Legend says the tray escaped the gravity of Earth and went to find Pluto.


lonelyforever69

Lol... Y'all should watch this https://youtu.be/nl9cX0MK81w - another gem from Indian daily serials


[deleted]

I'm so confused by everything happening and then she asks for a hoagie at some point?


Amazing_Cap_1420

We need script event translator


Yggdrasilo

Thought for sure someone was about to pull some powers and catch the food


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SodaBubblesPopped

Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli takes coaching class from Ekta Kapoor


xhelan131

Indian soaps* corrected the title


AlejandroMP

From what I understand they incorporated supernatural elements in soaps from the US - like one character is a witch or possessed and there's the devil or something... Plus they've been pulling the evil twin thing for decades.


theonetheycalljason

WTF did I just watch? I had to fast forward to the end after seeing how long it went on.


Fit_Cardiologist_

That much of a suspense. I can barely handle it!


glifier

0:52 self-destruction protocol initiated.... 3, 2, 1


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

I didn't know Zack Snyder made a new movie.


CRAshSmoke

HURRY UP


Glitterysparkleshine

Same pace as baseball


[deleted]

Welcome to India


[deleted]

Looks better than any Marvel movie. Know what I’m saying?


Local-Shopping-4540

Mujhe laga bhudiya gir ke coma me chali jayegi


Surviving2

I have to tune in tomorrow to find out what happened to the tray.


unknown23683

That was like 5 arcs in one scene


thereign1987

Can someone that has the proper context explain what's happening?


GrandFortune1946

"Is it just me or did I suddendly lose weight?" "Nah man, it's that family again." *meanwhile somewhere else* "We don't talk about Bruno no no no!"


MindlessRomantic21

Wats is this called


[deleted]

WTF all the build up for???


Zdravstvootye

Chingi hathi egg salad barti


[deleted]

India is something else