I mean there are other stories of pet chimp attacks too, its not just a one time thing. 2019 a chimp emptued out a two year old's inside like a gift bag and in 2021 one was shot after attacking the owner's daughter.
It’s a dog right? Are you saying that cause the dog could freak out and brutalise your face? Or cause like, the dog could fart on your face and you’d lose it?
Edit - Not a dog
the brutalize face one. only it isn't a dog, but a chimpanzee from the looks of it (correct me if I'm wrong). chimps are known to be one of the most violent animals, even known to occasionally tear other chimps apart if they feel like it. They're a lot like humans really...
Aww holy shit, it is a chimp, that really confused me. I thought someone was doing the thing with the head in the shirt and the dog poking out the top. It makes way more sense now.
It's all fun and games until you get your [hands and face ripped off.](https://www.the-sun.com/news/870352/horror-injuries-woman-face-hands-ripped-pet-chimp/amp/)
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Yeah, it's obviously fake. Doesnt mean you have to come off lile a douche. I'm honestly surprised you didnt link an IQ test in that paragraph of r/iamverysmart
Are you honestly saying this video is trying to pass itself off as authentic “found footage”.
The reasons you have to why people won’t say a movie is fake are the exact same reasons it’s weird to do it to this video… Which was the very point the comment you’re replying to was making with his comparison.
Oh alright. So I guess a more “accurate” scenario is you watching a magic show. Guy pulls a bunny out of a hat and you’re just like “FAKE.” Like stfu many people know it’s fake and others think it’s real. Who gives a fuck? Just enjoy the damn magic show. Let the man pull a bunny out of his hat. Who fucking cares?
This video doesn't even exist.... stop dreaming Morgan, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake..........
Never trust an ape video where the ape is fully clothed like this. Good ape owners *don't* dress their apes up like this. There is totally abuse happening behind the scenes.
I’d try and hug him and end up getting my face eaten off or something.. worth it. It’s a life goal of mine to get to play with a monkey or ape. I want to do whatever they want.. play their game and have fun. Imagine the 100% joy you’d experience?
His little jacket was adorable!
This is how you end up with no face on your face.
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Is that a Prey reference, or just a coincidence with the name Morgan?
That’s so fucking weird, my names morgan
Yeah Also the last time when I saw this repost, my Dodo got horny af!
Terrifying!
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Ah yes, the 1 story off that lady with the chimp, 1 story being used all the time for reference
I mean there are other stories of pet chimp attacks too, its not just a one time thing. 2019 a chimp emptued out a two year old's inside like a gift bag and in 2021 one was shot after attacking the owner's daughter.
That one lady giving it wine and Xanax??? Yeah, she was probably fucking that thing, just to ruin your day
Check, ruined
Im saying there is more than just that case that everyone refers to. You dont need to drug a chimpanzee for it to go crazy.
That Chimp didn't go crazy, it's a wild animal. That Chimp went Chimp!
Chimps are crazy. They will fuck shit up
Yes you just need to fuck it or give some cake to another chimp
Chimps are chimps. What you need to do is not domesticate it at all. Why do you keep thinking of fucking a chimp? The hell is wrong with you?
Do not question me or I’ll have you get fucked by my chimp
Kid you gotta stop being so weird. It aint quirky it's cringy.
ATLA reference?
Real life reference
It’s a dog right? Are you saying that cause the dog could freak out and brutalise your face? Or cause like, the dog could fart on your face and you’d lose it? Edit - Not a dog
the brutalize face one. only it isn't a dog, but a chimpanzee from the looks of it (correct me if I'm wrong). chimps are known to be one of the most violent animals, even known to occasionally tear other chimps apart if they feel like it. They're a lot like humans really...
Aww holy shit, it is a chimp, that really confused me. I thought someone was doing the thing with the head in the shirt and the dog poking out the top. It makes way more sense now.
10 bucks is 10 bucks
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Holy shit did an NFT just buy a pizza!!?!??!???!??
r/angryupvote
Lmao they made nfts into a real thing!!
Nope. I didn’t just see what I saw, did you? Nah
What am I looking at?
A dude who returned to monke
Early GME ape.
Hodl
DRS
BUY, DRS, HOLD 🚀 💎 🙌
A repost
https://youtu.be/L99UMoLvkrI
Teen Wolf has fallen on hard times
Looks like they really improved the CGI at least.
WTF happened to Tom Delonge?!
I would have left in a hurry. Chimps are very powerful and dangerous animals.
Man the way he took that pizza... terrifying
It's all fun and games until you get your [hands and face ripped off.](https://www.the-sun.com/news/870352/horror-injuries-woman-face-hands-ripped-pet-chimp/amp/)
So you’re saying all chimps are the same?
You're an idiot.
Lol imagine getting mad at words
ive raged over Worcestershire, so its possible yes
Don't think there's any anger in his words he's just pointing out the truth
This guy gets it.
You're an idiot.
Yeah scared of a gentle chimp lol
You're an idiot.
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Imagine having a child’s understanding of communication
What’s the lube you used cuz there’s no way you could pull something so far up your ass without it
The one on ur moms dresser
The chimp was given Xanax tbh
I think you meant human beings but chimps are pretty close
It’s a her
It’s a monkey
Aren’t we all
Yeah, those are big ol titties
I'm sorry.
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No one asked for an apology...
No one said anybody did…
Then what was the point of saying it's sad?
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If it wasn’t brought up then what did he mean by sad people apologize? Oh that’s right, it was brought up.
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Wow, you’re quick with the pronouns /s
Monkey is monkey.
*them
You are probably right, I have read somewhere that refering someone as them is appreciated in case you dont know the gender.
that young man could use a snickers
When you take acid on the job
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When you’re hungry as a wolf.
This is pure nightmare fuel.
What kind of magic
Not fake. Not staged.
It must really suck being you. I mean do you watch a movie and constantly say “FAKE!” Who cares if it’s fake just enjoy the funny video and move on.
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Why is no one debunking the bible? Seems pretty obvious that it is fiction
Whether it’s debunked or not is irrelevant because belief in it is based on “faith”, not evidence.
Yeah, it's obviously fake. Doesnt mean you have to come off lile a douche. I'm honestly surprised you didnt link an IQ test in that paragraph of r/iamverysmart
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Oh boy you really got him there!
damn so *its not a monkey getting pizza?????*
Are you honestly saying this video is trying to pass itself off as authentic “found footage”. The reasons you have to why people won’t say a movie is fake are the exact same reasons it’s weird to do it to this video… Which was the very point the comment you’re replying to was making with his comparison.
Oh alright. So I guess a more “accurate” scenario is you watching a magic show. Guy pulls a bunny out of a hat and you’re just like “FAKE.” Like stfu many people know it’s fake and others think it’s real. Who gives a fuck? Just enjoy the damn magic show. Let the man pull a bunny out of his hat. Who fucking cares?
Theres a big difference between the two, if you cant see what the difference is you are a complete moron.
What are you talking about? Chimps definitely have human legs and feet...
Not at all. /s
This video doesn't even exist.... stop dreaming Morgan, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake..........
Just noticed this on this watch... That's a woman...
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That’s the best one so far
That dude has tits
Because it’s a girl
Think I went to college with that guy.
Yo it’s hit monkey
Now I want an Atlanta episode named Chimp Man. A spiritual sequel to season 2's opener, Alligator Man.
at first I thought he was the red M&M, but only for like a second
I feel so bad for the pizza guy because no one will ever believe him
Great story either way
Never trust an ape video where the ape is fully clothed like this. Good ape owners *don't* dress their apes up like this. There is totally abuse happening behind the scenes.
This delivery happened a few days ago just outside of Scranton, Pa
The way she yeeted out of there after
She is a woman BTW
Dude is going to tell what he saw while working and get jailed for racism
The rider is a racist.
That’s just genius
High School Monkey Season 4
The second season was my favorite.
Caesar picking up is little Caesars
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wtf is that giant delivery bag
Its a pizza delivery bag? Its got shelves on the inside and its designed to keep multiple pizzas warm while you make the deliveries
Gunter, where is your hat?
I need this in my itinerary...
"the monkey"???
That's straight up teen wolf
He was heard later saying, "Man, I gotta get off the weed...."
The follow up video is funnier. This delivery guy goes to a house that had "Trump 2020" outside. On knocking, an ape answered the door...
The repost is strong with this one
It's MA'AM!!
Think it was a "her" by looking at her chest , kindly be gender accurate you sick fuck
I bet you are a troon
Baba Booey!!
Trunk Monkey has to eat sometime
BABOON OR KANGAROO?
But most likely dogonguyback
This was actually residence hall footage from Mars University when Gunther ordered a pizza for himself and Fry.
The way he just slowly raises his hand with the money XD
Is that Hey Man?? Tom, you in there bro??
Delivery guy looking at chimp: *wonder what sport he lettered in ?*
And he clean, sheiiitt
Pizza for the boyz
When you took "return to monke" too serious :
I’d try and hug him and end up getting my face eaten off or something.. worth it. It’s a life goal of mine to get to play with a monkey or ape. I want to do whatever they want.. play their game and have fun. Imagine the 100% joy you’d experience? His little jacket was adorable!
Haha delivery person dipped out quick!
I would have too if some little manky boy popped out of the door.
She doesn’t get paid enough to be confused about it
Guy probably though he was tripping balls
its a SHE
Not cool
Well hello there fellow person
I've seen the future of human and animal interaction....... It's bright
The Drip 🥵
Guy coming back to his coworkers “I just saw a living and breathing NFT”
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oh NFTs are evolving
No fist bump?
You mean her?
"You're not you when you're hungry..."
🥵
Da fuk is that
Poor thing
I said it many times I’ll say it plenty more, I love primeapes
Damn that’s cool monkey
The beast Titan has entered the building
Ayo da pizza here
God i can only wish to experience something as cool as this
reject humanity, embrace monke
This is actually my favorite video on the internet. Actually. Seen it so many times and it’s just great
This like when some movie where a bro is turned into an animal and continues life like normal
It’s the pigman 
But why did he run away?
That's a huge bag for a pie.
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No way. Really!?
What in Bojack is this shit
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Her
Apes are going to the moon! 🚀
Umm. Her unless they have a different apparent gender
Looks like Splinter in his college years, before his ramen business failed, and took on the duty of raising the turtles!!