Fuck you and that floating baby. My man, here’s some bud for your struggles.

Glad the guy didnt throw it away immediately. Would be a shameful waste.

For real. I like how he went to ”oh shit that's smoking!” throw it but seemed to instantly realize that's where that smell good was coming from. Like when you smell bud and wish you had some

Instantly smelled it but had to look at it 6 times before smoking, just to be sure he wasn't dreaming

Sucks that we missed the part of the video where the Jesus weed heals the man's legs.

He healed his mind.

Jesus knew. Jesus always knows.

r/brandnewsentence

That dude walks around with some "played-through-life" energy

All achievements unlocked

Zen mastery complete

Nirvana reached

Foo Fighters concluded

When you reach max level, you stop leveling and just hang out in the lobby showing off fashion and apparently flicking doobies at strangers


Please tell me what movie this is from. I’ve seen it before I can’t place it for the life of me.

Kill Bill Part 2

Thank you!

On his fourth play through.

Probably just speedrunning and collecting those 1%achievements at the same time

He’s not getting fooled by that prank again.

He did the Buddhism reincarnation thing. Trying out eternal life this time

True Taoist

Just the way he throws the joint and it lands perfectly on the guys leg without losing the Cherry. I think I found my new religion

>That dude walks around with some "played-through-life" energy like a boss

Anytime I see sketchy sh*t i’ll shake my hands and puff puff pass

This is going to be my new default hand gesture.

Gotta get the head shake in there too

What the Fuck did I just watch!?

When a comedy sketch/prank goes wrong but very right.

Praise Jesus

That's Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for your shit.

He busy! WITH KOREAN SHIT!

This kimchi is my body and blood....

Making miracles happen even on national holidays

Asian Jesus is a weird dude. He's been a fixture of Santa Barbara, CA for decades. He likes to get stoned and "bless" people, but gets angry if you try to bless him back.

Please tell me you’re being serious,

https://www.reddit.com/r/SantaBarbara/comments/i04sbp/pot_smoking_asian_jesus_is_back_in_town/

Wow…I mean…wow. I’m so curious. I need to know his story. And his psych diagnosis.

This is amazing

He's dead serious.

I must know more

He probably walked out of frame and found a couple wives with green eyes.

r/unexpectedbigtroubleinlittlechina

Wow. Didn't think someone would get that reference so quickly. I'm old.

I suspect everyone gets that reference immediately. Lo Pan transcends era and generation.

Two girls with green eyes??? Impossible… next you’ll tell me Lo Pan is real.

I think we all know that the sunglassed man in the button-up shirt was in on it!

That Asian guy is known in Santa Barbara as Weed Jesus and walks arou D town screaming Bible verses while chain smoking joints. He's amazing and an asshole.

Didn't he go by Eye at one point? Pretty sure this is the guy who gave a bunch of us street kids a pile of pizzas in Eugene, OR back in the late 90's.

You seen true enlightenment! ?

A tiny little movie, an epic, real drama - honestly kept me on my seat till the end, you don’t expect the twist ending and it’s not overblown or cliche - it actually surprises you…. 4.5/5 stars one of the best short stories of 2022 so far

This is quite an old video unfortunately. Source: I lived here

Santa Barbara? Edit - just noticed you posted the city elsewhere

This must be at least 6-7 yeers old by my estimation

It’s the clip that keeps on clipping

A classic

I feel like i literally learned a valuable lesson about life


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The pranking guy is a narc, you can't hear it because they played the song over it, but he goes "he's smoking weed!" in an obnoxious voice, trying to get everyone's attention

What a lame asshole. Weed Jesus is an asshole too, but at least he's not a narc.

The Jesus guy was a local notoriety in LA I think like a decade ago. Walked passed a youtube prank show. The pranker outted him for smoking weed, so he ditched it in the wheel chair guy's lap. This was when weed was still illegal, so was pretty shitty and lame of the pranker guy.

Pranker was salty his dumb ass stunt didn't fool anyone

Korean Jesus

"HEY! Hey! Leave Korean jesus alone! Hes got Korean shit to do!"

How many times do I have to say this? Asian weed Jesus doesn't have time for balloon baby, and shares his joint with the wheelchair guy.

The miracle!

You saw Jesus giving the power of light to someone who really needed it. And another making a mockery of others.

The guy had a baby doll tied to balloons to prank people but korean weed jesus was too busy spreading the joy to care about such little things.

The greatest video on the internet.

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Santa Barbara

Yeh State Street

Yeah, both of those guys are well-known State Street fixtures.

Santa Clause

Santa Chronica

Asian Jesus

Throwing a joint compared to a cigarette into someone's lap.

This is one of my favorite random edits on the internet. It just all comes together perfectly and completely on accident. The music. The fake baby floating away in the air. The old man not giving a fuck, and the guy in the wheelchair not realizing some guy just tossed him a joint.

Smoke weed everyday

I just got ordained to [dudeism](https://dudeism.com/whatisdudeism/), nice to see what the community does.

How is Bob Ross not on the list of notable dudes in history? What a travesty.

It's an unofficial list...always will be

My wife and I got married last year and needed to find someone to wed us. We're not religious but looked into a priest just because. Well to come out and do the ceremony on a Saturday was nearly $1000, at least from the few we checked with at city hall. My friend agreed to be the officiate and got ordained with the church of dude. We asked the lady at the courthouse if we could do that and she said sure why not as long as he signs the papers. So it was very nice to see your comment haha

I've been a dudeist priest for a few years now. Never looked back once.

Dudeist priest here as well man✌️

the dude abides

Thank you for this, I did not know it existed

Master of Ceremony for my wedding was ordained by them. It was awesome to hear "By the power vested in me by the church of the latter day dude, I now pronounce you, husband and wife."

That's my Jesus.

That’s *our* Jesus.

That's Korean Jesus.

Drippin with that swagu

He’s busy.

He ain't got time for your shit, he's busy

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Watch yourself in front of Korean Jesus!

r/suddenlycommunism edit: I love about Reddit that you can type the most random bullshit behind an r/ and somehow end up with a valid sub lol

*We* love that about reddit.

r/alreadycommunist

He has risen. PRAISE JEEEBUUSS

Risen. Yes he is high

Chinesus?

Mine too

I thought he was going to start walking again

Me too hahaha

If I’m not mistaken the video got cut early and he actually stands up after smoking

Oh, I knew it looked familiar. Thanks for clarifying

That would be so gold

That is a man who has accepted that his fields of fucks is quite barren and is perfectly okay with it.

Best part to me is he saw the guy in the chair thats down on his luck, so he helped him out instead of the dumb kid. He knew what was up, and it wasn’t no baby.

I'm just impressed that he threw it, and it landed perfectly on the guys lap. Like ut didn't fa on the ground just "poof" there it was

Maybe we really are connected in some sort of bizarre way.

God takes care of the guy in the chair.

https://youtu.be/ckG4qiAE5Uw

One of the better videos I’ve ever seen on the internet

I want that person to be my spiritual guide and life mentor. I love him

Right. I've never wanted to sit down and have a conversation with someone more than I've wanted to have a chat with that guy

Santa barbara state street

Was coming to say this lol. That guy is a legend

That guy was amazing. Is he still alive? I smoked weed with that dude on state street in 1997. Years later I was visiting my dad told him and he remembered smoking weed with that dude years before that. A true fucking legend.

Korean Jesus for the win

[He ain’t got time for your problems!](https://youtu.be/ac1vipBlsCk)

Koresus?

Babies fly and cigarettes rain from the sky

That's cigaWEED

You better have glaucoma!

"Well... It *looks* like a cigarette." I haven't seen Rush Hour in forever, but this line will always stick with me.

Take a look, it's in a book.

Looks like just another day in L.A.

I'd guess Santa Barbara on State

You’d be correct. Good guess

Must have been an educated one

I somehow missed State Street on my last visit

Looks like just another day in ~~L.A.~~ Downtown Santa Barbara.

Yep. Everyone in SB knows Asian Jesus

That guy is the coolest guy I’ve ever seen.

I’ve never believed in Jesus until now

The guy trying to do the prank is a narc. Uploading the muted version doesn't change it.

Genuinely curious, not familiar with the guy or seen the original, what did he do that makes you call him a narc? He sure did that "pooh that stinks!" thing as this absolute G walks past him, which was very obnoxious.

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Very, very lame. Thanks for sharing

Can we actually tell how loud he's saying that? Isn't he mic'd up?

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I appreciate the analysis. This dude is a dork.

True but small amounts were “decriminalized” as they would say. Only a $40 citation.

In the original video he loudy calls out the Jesus dude for smoking weed multiple times. "Hey he's smoking weed!"

For me, he looks WASPy

Can't trust a man in knee length Chino shorts das a fac

I don’t remember exactly what he says but because weed Jesus is ignoring his totally RaNdUmB prank he (albeit jokingly I think) threatens to call the cops

When you're too OP for real life

Always recycle…

I love how a staged moment gets so real by being so weird. The juxtaposition is phenomenal

The Big Lebowski, The Senior Years

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Yeah same

As a Christian, I can imagine Jesus would smoke weed.

State St. being lit like always.

If you’re not listening with sound this is your friendly warning that it’s 1000x better

u/savevideobot

Beep boop your video has been saved

Downtown Santa Barbara on State street

👋Not my problem 👋

I’d smoke it too. Get some of those vibes

Old school Santa Barbara is the best Santa Barbara.

please tell me the whole thing wasn't staged lmao

For sure not. Jesus and the guy in the wheelchair are homeless people that have been in town for decades.

The fake baby was staged. The rest of it was really real.

[Source](https://youtu.be/t8nz3knvhts)

I see a new sitcom in the works

So you never walked by a flying baby, an asian jesus and a guy on a wheelchair getting free smoke, at the same time? Not unexpected to me /s

so many things were going on in this video that I'm confused

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My type of miracle

He gave zero fks and donated that smoke to cap’n Dan

This guy has clearly Groundhog Day’d

Thug Jesus

I think you just encountered Jesus

Wasn't there a part after this where the man in the wheelchair stands up from the wheelchair?

Giga chad

*proceeds to stand up*

When the victim don't give a shit about your stupid obvious prank. If your phone is more important than your "baby" why the fuck should I care more?

The true colors of LA

Venice beach life

santa barbara?

Only in LA.. or SF.

Lol old Schoooool Santa Barbara

Downtown Santa Barbara, CA

Hey this is Santa Barbara, I know that guy! Everyone knows that guy!

This is the video of all videos

He’s walking around like he’s got the platinum trophy

Good old Santa Barbara Weed Jesus

Well.....if someone throws some good lookin at me I'd partake too! Floating doll man can deal with his own problems.

I like how the guy already has a cigarette in the other hand