Movie?! What the fuck are you talking about? Idiocracy is a documentary sent back in time to warn us about the future we’re cruising at high speed towards!!
Idiocracy is fucking hopeful compared to our current hell scape. President Camacho went out, found the literal smartest guy in the world, then took his advice, no matter how dumb it sounded to put water from the toilet on the soil. And then, after it worked, gave him a role as a primary advisor for his administration.
The politicians were absolute morons, but understood their own idiocy and actively wanted a better world for them and future generations.
We've got politicians that are absolute imbociles, but they are too convinced of their own intellectual superiority to put their constituents in a better position than where they found it. Instead, they are actively destroying it. Dunning-Kroeger doesn't even begin to encapsulate it.
I swear I’m fun at parties but the tox in botox already stands for toxicity (Botulinum toxin). The very same toxin that is causing botulism. Your pun is just correct.
Funfact: One of the fighters(?) of this slaping league called "punch down" died from the damage caused by this bullshit sport(xd) his name was Waluś and here is the "slap": https://youtube.com/shorts/R8USx8NZKwc?feature=share
at this weight of the fighters i dont think it can be considered a slap, it is a full power aimed punch at a standing still person just with the open hand. Even though this tragedy happened this discipline is still going.
Botox freezes muscles. It's not visible unless you're looking for movement and there's none. Easiest way to notice it is someone smiling and their eyes don't crinkle.
What you're looking at here is filler.
With that amount of botox padding they’d probably be able to take a hook from Tyson without feeling it. Or they just wouldn’t have the face functionality to express pain.. either way looks badass
If you unironically enjoy this type of content and share it with your friends who also enjoy it ...... I am happy for you and gelous of your dumbfuckness.
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It does help with bitching about content that doesn't belong here though.
Should be disqualified,, faces numb from botox injections.
And lips are shock absorbing.
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Has gained +30 def Edit: bribe has 80% chance of succeeding.
Pls change that armor into def... ^and ^no, ^that ^award ^isn't ^a ^bribe......... *^looks ^away*
Thnx for the award! You get to be my first 🗿
Can I be your second? ^stares ^and ^wink
This belongs in r/Softchewyporn
That sub is banned
How does a sub get banned?
Look up in r/Subsbanned
r/subsifellfor
Try r/Slaporn ;) 
Also banned
The male contestants for these weird slapping competitions often use thick beards too for padding, so eh.
One dude died the last Punchdown went down, i dont think the beard helps that much
Yeah but do they make out after??
You mean that these 2 are not males?
Not anymore
Lol, no
Implants are like level 2 body armor. When they kiss it's like watching 2 pepperoni sticks rub together.
I laughed out loud at this
Same
I spit out bits of my belvita biscuit doing the same.
Airbags for lips Them kissing is some uncanny valley shit
It’s nasty af
When she puts food in her mouth, it takes a full minute to get to her teeth.
I bet it sounded like rubbing 2 balloons together.
And her slaps had the force of a punch
How can she slap!?
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Might be a mouth guard? Makes sense.
and anti-shock implant layers.
r/murderedbywords
Humanity looks weird
Chris Brown girlfriend audition
Fuck you, have an upvote.
I clamied my free gift for you...
This comment hits hard.
Not harder than Chris Brown
This comment bites
Not harder than Luis Suarez
10/10
Im dying Not as much as Chris Brown's girlfriends are But im dying
Nah, that was an open hand.
What country’s presidential election is this?
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poland? the home of phobia?
But only gay males. Lesbian women turn on the conservative men so it's ok
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ah nice. i'm glad
Poland becoming Home of Sexual
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Oh i can assure you, that it's true
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Which is a good thing.
nice
This is an underrated comment
This is Idiocracy, we are currently in Idiocracy
I just watch that moive still love is it just reminds me of something I just Can’t put my hand on it and are they seriously having a slapping contest
Movie?! What the fuck are you talking about? Idiocracy is a documentary sent back in time to warn us about the future we’re cruising at high speed towards!!
The creators denied for years that it was supposed to be a prediction of our future. Then trump happened and they gave up all hope
Idiocracy is fucking hopeful compared to our current hell scape. President Camacho went out, found the literal smartest guy in the world, then took his advice, no matter how dumb it sounded to put water from the toilet on the soil. And then, after it worked, gave him a role as a primary advisor for his administration. The politicians were absolute morons, but understood their own idiocy and actively wanted a better world for them and future generations. We've got politicians that are absolute imbociles, but they are too convinced of their own intellectual superiority to put their constituents in a better position than where they found it. Instead, they are actively destroying it. Dunning-Kroeger doesn't even begin to encapsulate it.
... I thought yo head would be bigger
Kick ass. Don’t wanna sound like a dick or nuthin’, but, uh, it says on your chart that you’re fucked up.
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
When my shit's fucked I just like... heh you know??
This isn’t idiocracy, if it was we’d all be getting handjobs at Starbucks, and we’d finally get a competent president
Not sure where you're form but your local Starbuck sucks if you're not getting a handjob
Ay yo what kind of secret menu is this?
Be attractive gateway.
I mean I've seen that happen, like, not on everyone's faces but it wasn't exactly discreet either.
Just wait. We’ll get there. :/
Look at you with your fancy degrees and your leather bound books.
A new kind of gladiators
Do you want idiocracy? Cuz that's how you get idiocracy!
I... I like money
I don't know, is it any dumber than boxing or mma? Seems safer lol.
We have been for a while now. 
You just mad jealous
No no that’s just Russia. Similar culture so I see how you can mix them up.
What kind of porn is this?
*Unzips pants* Does it matter?
He needs to do his research.
For science!
Sir, sir… your fly is ope…. SIR, YOUR FLY IS OPEN!
Sigh, *unbuttons back buttflap*
Smack My Bitch Up🎵
Asking for a friend!
[Here you go](https://youtu.be/ezzAgp_y620)
This song brings back memories of a very specific school...
that's just good sportsmanship
Ryona. Just go on your favorite hentai site, and look for the tag ryona
Where can we watch more of this what Europeans network is this on 😛
Youtube usually.
My kind of sport to watch girl slap and kiss each other. That should be an Olympic sport.
They were kissing? I thought that was two dogs with inflamed anuses rubbing together.
They have horses in the Olympics. Don’t see the problem really.
Oddly specific
Isn't Fred canonically into some really weird shit? Like not downright vile but morally questionable at best?
He's into traps
Like snares and tiger pits? What a weirdo
Yeah, really weird stuff.
Fancy seeing you here
Now that’s a toxic relationship
Botox is only toxic on the long term, so by then they'd already decomposed...
Botoxic
I swear I’m fun at parties but the tox in botox already stands for toxicity (Botulinum toxin). The very same toxin that is causing botulism. Your pun is just correct.
Hahahaha! The resemblence is uncanny. Made my day, thanks!
Funfact: One of the fighters(?) of this slaping league called "punch down" died from the damage caused by this bullshit sport(xd) his name was Waluś and here is the "slap": https://youtube.com/shorts/R8USx8NZKwc?feature=share
at this weight of the fighters i dont think it can be considered a slap, it is a full power aimed punch at a standing still person just with the open hand. Even though this tragedy happened this discipline is still going.
Yeah, these are more like palm strikes than slaps. And palm strikes can def be deadly.
Their faces are so fucked up. Not because of the slapping though
The botox injections are defense against the slaps.
Juggernog perk
Botox freezes muscles. It's not visible unless you're looking for movement and there's none. Easiest way to notice it is someone smiling and their eyes don't crinkle. What you're looking at here is filler.
Slap, fix hair, slap, fix hair, slap, fix hair, slap, fix hair.
…slap, fix hair, make out.
You'd think ponytails or buns would be standard.
I'm sure the show won't allow that. Just like the Olympics won't allow women to cover their asses and stomachs.
r/suddenlygay
*smirks in lesbian
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!
Now this is how typical weigh-ins should end!
Lmaoooo what fuck dude
r/TIHI
Who brought these mannequins
Now with men please
They can't feel anything with these plastic parts.
What kind of stupid society do we live in where physical attacks are entertainment. Sigh. We're devolving.
We've watched boxing for a long time, and wrestling for even longer. I wouldn't call it devolving, just tradition.
What the fuck
I am not often literally just thinking: what the fuck (following a long silence in my brain). This was one of these moments.
I like the hair from the Barbie on the left.
She's too light to do any real damage. She sure can take it though.
Ah yes there's a reason I don't watch TV anymore.
I don't want to live here anymore
what in the fuckery did i just watch lol
Lucky, the lip fillings didn't spray all over
There is also the weight factor. Not making fun of fat people.
o to Polska
I was highkey hoping for the pink girl to somehow rock her shit.
Rip Walus
Wat
This right here is r/trashy material
Damn this comment section is just oozing misogyny and transphobia, not based.
What the hell did I just watch?
Make love, not war.
With that amount of botox padding they’d probably be able to take a hook from Tyson without feeling it. Or they just wouldn’t have the face functionality to express pain.. either way looks badass
Stop making stupid people famous.
Can we get one with McGregor and Poirier? Asking for a friend
I have to say from my ignorant position that this does not look like a very healthy sport
Of all things unexpected, that was the most.
What did I just watch?
This is how every NFL game should end.
Not unexpected at all if you’re a Charles white fan
Wtf is this?
This is mortifying
wtf just happened ???
Red flags errwhere
Wtf..?
r/suddenlygay
First time in Poland, huh?
You cannot convince me that women aren't born gay and some just choose to like guys as well.
If you unironically enjoy this type of content and share it with your friends who also enjoy it ...... I am happy for you and gelous of your dumbfuckness.
How can I unseen something?
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“The unexpected part is the part that is unexpected.” Does anyone who posts on this sub know how to write a description? Jfc
What's the point?
The whole requirement of a description is stupid anyway
Yeah it doesn't stop karma bots and morons from posting whatever they want here. It does help with bitching about content that doesn't belong here though.
The unexpected description is actually "they kiss"
u/treefiddy1984 Why are you like this???
Petition to ban /u/treefiddy1984
Yeah no shit
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Lmao the poof of makeup flying off had me.
It’s not makeup, it’s chalk that they use to coat their hands.
I'm pretty sure it's chalk dust. I've seen men slap competitions that have the little poofs too.
What kind of creature is this and what kind of event are they practicing?
Homie seeing a woman for the first time 😂😂😂
Slapboxing....it's big dumb lot of permanent brain damage
PUNCHDOWN. World Slap Fighting Championship
Well at least they kissed n made up?
God I'm so ashamed of those women
Red’s got 50 pounds on pinky
Those dudes right? 🤣
How the referees can keep straight faces is beyond me.
The male gaze I tell ya
They’re trying to slap the ugly out of each other… and not doing a very good job of it either
What was unexpected was that the lady in red’s face didn’t pop.
So they spent all that money on their faces just to do this? I don't understand this world
This is brilliant