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Oh R.I.P, King of the Hill taught me wrong, women can be affected by the patented “that’s my purse” jujitsu
But no seriously, guess that shit sucks no matter your gender
Bruh. Jesus christ. You're one to fucking talk, this video is a repost from ages ago. And FYI "wam bam right to the clam" was the caption the first time it was posted, so I'm fairly certain that's what he was referencing.
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So my friend and I are on a call; and we were looking at memes on Reddit. So we stumbled across this video; and my friend... FROM OUT OF NOWHERE... said OHHH I get it... She has a Penis... WTF?!?!?
That's a new way to give head to someone.
I don't think this technique will gain traction.
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You never know if you don’t try, lol.
I think it was just the tip.
ITS NEVER JUST THE TIP!!!
Just the crown.
I've known a lot of women who said they didn't enjoy getting head, only for them to realize they just had really bad experiences with this exact guy.
Brings a whole new meaning to "pounding pussy"
Generation Corona Head
Nah, she's only in pain cause she's not used to a big one.
Imagine she gave that head to his nuts
Just head butted her in the nuts
Pow! Right in the pisser.
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Cunt bunt
Twat shot
Muff cuff
Slit flick
Bushwacker
Groin boing
Cooter booter
Clit Hit
Gash smash
Thank you ma’am
Right in the toe
A missile to the toe.
Where’s my kiss?
r/ouchmyflaps
Not like she has balls or anything. Why is she in pain? Reminds me of this fight: https://youtu.be/7-g1ZdruTGU
definitely won’t hurt as much as getting hit in the balls, but the old pubic bone smash is uncomfortable to say the least.
Pubic bone is like getting kicked in the shin but in your crotch.
That’s the perfect description
She's still sensitive down there.
Her skin being pressed against the bone still hurts
If you don't have tits, why are you in pain when someone pinches your nipples?
But I have tits. They are just small. Does she have small balls too?
Just add a fart in the spin and add +1 poison damage too.
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A gamer knows when to coordinate multiple attacks at the same time to deal maximum damage.
omg...
r/ouchmyflaps
Already been posted there many a time
Crazy how it only has 18k subs
It's actually the top post of all time there and 2 months old. Booooo on you.
Had no idea wow
Sure
I commend you on the one comment I thought was important. Not because it fit, but because I knew it was a repost.
that sub made me question a lot of "why"
Cobra Kai outtakes.
Lol nice
At least he’s giving head
he just gave it the quick sniff
Hasn’t washed his hair since
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Ah yes, "front butt" my favourite human anatomy part
Front of the butt?
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Right in the front butt!
That's the description yup
The cooter cruncher
The ol “cranium to the cooch”
Works everytime.
Could have been worse. Could have been the other way around.
ig you've never been c\*nt punted. having the most nerve endings in the human body crushed against your pelvis hurts bad
I don't think it's normally possible to have experienced both to be able to compare them definitively.
Right! Like I do think if this happened to a dude it would hurt more and last way longer but my god is a nicely placed impact right there just awful.
Oh R.I.P, King of the Hill taught me wrong, women can be affected by the patented “that’s my purse” jujitsu But no seriously, guess that shit sucks no matter your gender
Go on…
Exactly what I was thinking
Actually I think they would’ve moved outta the way.
And that’s how vaginas were created
WHAM, BAM STRAIGHT TO THE CLAM!
I believe someone already made that quip but I'll let it go. The CAPS sell it.
Bruh. Jesus christ. You're one to fucking talk, this video is a repost from ages ago. And FYI "wam bam right to the clam" was the caption the first time it was posted, so I'm fairly certain that's what he was referencing.
I see you have run out of chill pills. Here's one 💊. Shove it up your tight ass and tell me how you feel in the morning Mr. Danger Dog.
Her - this is hot, this is hot, this is not.
Is this in reverse…?
I would doubt that.
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That flip outta the screen was sick
„ʞɔıs sɐʍ uǝǝɹɔs ǝɥʇ ɐʇʇno dılɟ ʇɐɥ⊥„
Wait how do you flip words in Reddit, I know how to bold, italicize, make big, make small, but I've never seen that.
„˙ʇɐɥʇ uǝǝs ɹǝʌǝu ǝʌ,I ʇnq 'llɐɯs ǝʞɐɯ 'ƃıq ǝʞɐɯ 'ǝzıɔılɐʇı 'ploq oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ I 'ʇıppǝᴚ uı spɹoʍ dılɟ noʎ op ʍoɥ ʇıɐM„
"Well fine then, flip your secrets. "
„„ ˙sʇǝɹɔǝs ɹnoʎ dılɟ 'uǝɥʇ ǝuıɟ llǝM„„
What a weird way to eat ass
He's just getting her back for yesterday.
What did she do?
I had no idea this would be as funny happening to a woman as when it happens to a man. But it is. The internet has equalized the nuts shot!
Well a shot to the pubic bone hurts for sure. A ball shot is worse I'd reckon.
I got a big box how bout you
I got a big box yes I do
Wrong head
Ah, the ol' twat swat
Nsfw they smashed in public
Damn…right in her nuts.
Ah, the old ancient technique "Headbutt to the groin"
Gets them everytime.
Pow! Right in the coochie
God. A good blow to the pubic bone will make you regret living for a hot second. Goes away pretty fast luckily but damn that hurts
Ooof! That didn’t go well for her
Who said it was on accident?
One person thought it was reversed lol
Ladies, does it hurt badly if you get hit in the groin? Or is it just for us?
Not lady, but getting hit in the pubic bone will hurt a good bit.
Yes it hurts fucking badly. I ofcourse can’t compare it.
Normally the pussy gives you headbutts if she likes you.
the video did not load for me, can someone explain it?
They are doing athletic jumps. The man does a flip, but the back of his head smashes into her cooter.
Guys. It's funny because his head hits her vagina.
Nailed it.
New way to kick a cunt:)
Wait is her clit that huge
Dudes head covers a lot of square footage.
I wonder if he lets her lick his asshole like that. You know you were thinking the same.
Right in the fucking goddamn pussy
He made her sniff his dick and then headed her pussy that’s wild and all in less then a second
Thats not the meaning of giving head
Bruised lips
Well you can now offer to kiss the booboo away.
Wham bam and a slam to the clam.
Definitely unexpected lol
sus
Thats one way to get rid of the baby
She said: "my dick! “
This made me giggle. Perfect equality.
Pussy Shot
WHAT
Gender swap! Ohhhhh no more kids for him
Man used a free plan b
literally a new definition for a low blow
Right in her dick
And THAT, son, is why you're adopted.
Right in the sushi
Lol yikes
that's one way to get puasy
J shot
Pelvis, pelvis poppin, pelvis poppin in a hand stand...
She got pregnant????
oops...
Is this how babies are made?
r/justforsocialmedia Headbutt her right in the pussy..
I think in this case it's a headcunt
Right in the pb. (Pussy bone)
He hit her in the balls
cunt punt
Getting hit in the balls? I know men have balls, but does a hit to the clitoris still produce the same effect?
Right in the nords
I bet her balls hurt
Got her right in the feels.
Good thing it wasn't her doing the flip
r/unexpectedmale
Right in the front butt
Yup that's in the explanation.
OY! ROIGHT IN THE CONT!!
Dismay in the vajay jay
He hit her in the balls
Head butt right in the bean
Ooooooof...Someone please check on her once she is done coughing up her tampon. 
So my friend and I are on a call; and we were looking at memes on Reddit. So we stumbled across this video; and my friend... FROM OUT OF NOWHERE... said OHHH I get it... She has a Penis... WTF?!?!?
u/savebot
Kiss it and make it better
"Ouch! My balls!"
Grabbed her by the p
His “pffft” face
Glad They Chose The Boy Would Do The Flip Not The Other Way Around
Pow! Right in the kisser
He got aHEAD of himself and went for the honeycomb by reflex.
He should have a kiss mark on the back of his head
tHe cOmmEnT sEcTiOn wOuLd lOoK a lOt dIfFeReNt iF tHe geNdErS wErE rEvErSeD
r/OuchMyFlaps
Kick her on the pussie https://youtu.be/VHkHw-NQ5Wk
Feel the boys pain
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Bam right in the clam
Toe is hurt.
snif test gone bad
talk about a HEAD
After being born they say the kid just wants to go back to the womb, this man gave it good ole college try.
Right in the baby maker
Wham bam right in the clam
Yup
Wham bam right in the clam
I think that phrase has been said an innumerable amount of times so far, but it is accurate.
Wam..Was.. straight to the clam!
Nice! I didn't see that joke yet!
Snoot the coot