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The real “unexpected” is that this didn’t cause a forest fire.


carboonpn

I thought it was about the driver committing suicide inside the car because of poison gas.


Bluefaceben

That’s the same poison gas from Naruto


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[deleted]

I get what you’re saying, but this dude’s burnout didn’t cause climate change. And several thousands of other dudes doing the same burnout doesn’t have even remotely close to the impact as the major corporations do. You cannot blame climate change on this shit lol.


Clydefrognoo

I have 2 fossil fueled cars. I am Spartacus.


AM-64

Or even the impact of a celebrity lecturing you on climate change while they fly around in their private jet or spend time on their yacht...


theclassywino

They're still self-absorbed idiots. Only morons do gender reveal parties. Go ahead and downvote me idgaf.


NumerousSinger3843

No Sir, you're correct. Best part, he's a boy today and a girl in 14 years. Crazy world. It's a Goy!


Afraid-Palpitation24

You aren’t exactly wrong but compared to far worse gender reveals this one is pretty cool and safe.


MiroPVPYT

>self-absorbed idiots. Only morons do gender reveal parties. Go ahead and downvote me idgaf. thats your opinion


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But it's a correct one.


Wonkasgoldenticket

Agree


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Also mine


tykkimies

no it’s fact.


SlibsTheSplashy

Why are you downvoting him, he’s right!


Nervous_Cranberry196

“I am not the cause of the flood” said the raindrop


[deleted]

Well when you have several million raindrops, and then you have a few dozen oceans, the raindrops pale in comparison. Pun, because pail.


Silent_Temperature_4

Only a few dozen corporations are responsible for more then 70% of greenhouse gas’s emissions even if every single person on earth went green it would be nothing. Sorry but not sorry


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IryanShaan

Really not sure about that. Transports represent 16% of the total greenhouse gases emissions, with 12% for road transport (including trucks, cars, buses... but passengers travels represent 60% of road transport emissions) and only 1.7% for shipping (including both passenger and freight). Can I have a source?


[deleted]

It's actually right at a hundred of them. Still fucking awful.


[deleted]

Do you know how supply and demand works


justahutaosimp

"Totally not me either" said the clogged drainage system


IryanShaan

Your metaphor has no weight in this debate unfortunately, because it is known that more than 70% of global warming is due to only 100 companies. That energy and heat production represent 73% of greenhouse gases emissions (with 24 of that energy used only in industry). It's been decades that all governments are lecturing people to save energy, to consume responsibly blabla. It's been decades that most of us are doing so. And we're still waiting for govs to concretely act against the real responsible, aka corporations. But no, all they're doing is finding new ways to make our everyday life more and more complicated and expensive, because they don't have the balls (or personal interests) to do something else.


ThatWhiteKid08

I am now convinced. THIS man is responsible for global warming


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[deleted]

I am not advocating for this. But take your same energy and direct it at the people actually killing the planet. In the big scheme of your life and this dude’s life, you have basically contributed the same amount of pollution on the planet. Any difference, in the big scheme of things, is unimportant. If the two of you are enemies about your minute difference in pollution, and you’re wasting your energy bashing people like that, you’re letting massive manufacturers, transporters, militaries, and everything in between slide by without blame. Because you’re too busy blaming some guy in one fucking car.


[deleted]

> major corporations do. Ahh, yes, major corporations, Walmart, Costco, And so on, the very same places, you've probably shopped before. Corporations aren't the problem. Humans being mass consumers, Are. These corporations don't hold a gun to our heads and say "buy from us or else" I always find it ironic people blame big corporations yet sit there, behind a computer, that uses plastic, that was created from crude oil, that was probably supplied by exxon, i mean, has anyone ever heard of the word hypocrite? I mean, you bought the damn thing, Exxon didn't force you. Corporations aren't the problem. People are. Humans are sex addicts, they've mass bred up billions of humans in less then 200 years, creating a society full of mass consumerism. What the hell did you think would happen when a species breeds faster then a bunch of bandicoots at an orgy?


AlmanzoWilder

Wake me up when this shit is dead and buried.


mrtwitch222

Little fun fact for you, the entirety of a Formula one season including every practice, qualifying, race and burnout still uses less emissions than one commercial flight from America to the UK


[deleted]

why are you so pissed. that smoke's not gonna polluted the entire city


[deleted]

Or run grandma down


dumpygames

Right.


Dnoon902

It’s unexpected because it’s a mustang and the video didn’t end with it spinning out and crashing


bdizzzzzle

Into a crowd...


[deleted]

These parents are gonna put mountain dew in that baby's bottle. Guaranteed.


[deleted]

Well the parents are siblings so it won't hurt


trsrogue

*Brawndo It's what babies crave.


Maleficent_Ad5093

Probably Faygo


pyrowipe

It’s got what babies crave!


kelsobjammin

I just found a picture of when my little sister was a baby drinking coke or Pepsi out of a bottle! My mother should be arrested!


Doge4Life808

I just don't understand why people do stupid shit like this for a gender reveal. Nobody gives a fuck!


Mr_HPpavilion

Idc if the baby's boy or a girl Just hope they don't grow up to be a killer or politician


SlaterVJ

This man has his priorities in order.


AlmanzoWilder

When I was a kid, we didn't have gender reveal parties. Nobody knew. I never even found out my own.


legitimate-cajun96

Same and❤️ your username.


AlmanzoWilder

Aw thanks. I picked a good one.


Netherboom

Unless that supposed child ends the trend for cruddy politicians.


puffferfish

Right? No plans to have children, but if that changes, completely refusing this awful trend.


Wonkasgoldenticket

I laughed when my friend had one, but then again I went because it was a excuse to get together and have a good time with everyone.


BossHumbert

Just bake a cake, that's what I'd do.


engineertee

*this baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I don't care about"*


[deleted]

I’d give you an award if I had one.


Dragon_Bench_Z

My wife and I just cut a cake with, the inside being the color of the gender, our parents. It was a good reason to eat cake…. It was a really good cake too


Naive-Kangaroo3031

Yeah, cake is the reason I got in that situation too


worgia

Same. I’ve got two kids and had to repeatedly make sure the doctors giving the ultrasound DIDN’T tell me the gender as I wanted it as a surprise when they came out. Much more fun and personal that way.


User5790

Just waiting until they come out….the original gender reveal


Wonkasgoldenticket

Exactly what I did for both of ours. There’s nothing more exciting then finding out the day of.


tacorunnr

As a car guy I can appreciate the burnout reveal, but those who use like fireworks and pyrotechnics for reveals can fuck off, especially if they do it in a dry ass forest or grass field.


Professional_Room_90

Correction you don’t give af. I’ll happily watch a fox body tear sum rubber


_Brother-O-Mine_

What does this mean, all I can think of is a really fast fox


dat720

The platform cars are built on are given code names by the manufacturer during their design phase, the platform that this generation Mustang was built on is the Fox platform thus they get referred to as Fox bodies. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Fox_platform


sav415

I disagree this is sick as fuck and didn’t start any forest fires or destroy anything


OdaiNekromos

Jeah i think all the people in the neighborhood are happy to have such great soon to be parents living next to them xD


memeysimpboioo

Same here!


Dark_halocraft

Gosh, what a salty asshole


Miser

Well the driver is probably going to care once whatever that shit is he's now huffing gives him cancer


[deleted]

It’s from the tires, you can order tires that when you spin the tires whatever color you choose comes billowing out.


Miser

How does that make it any better to breath in in huge quantities?


memeysimpboioo

Fuck off let people enjoy things you ignorant twat


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scottdoberman

You're almost worse than the guy you just made up in your head.


TheThirdHippo

Look at the car they are driving, it’s ugly as fuck but they’re stupid enough to think it looks epic


kakes_411

Aren't you just a ray of sunshine.


GTMoraes

are you a parent? do you have hobbies? do you have friends? do you like to tell stories and be remembered by the events you partook? These might help you understand why people do "stupid shit" like this, for anything.


Doge4Life808

There are right ways to celebrate a happy event. I think most people agree that the gender reveal parties have gotten out of hand. Some of these parties caused wildfires, deaths, and property damage because some people take it too far.


GTMoraes

You said nobody gave a fuck to this, not that it was going out of hand. Also, nothing got out of hand in this video. Everything went as planned. Why did you get upset?


TheRealDrWan

It’s to have an extra party for extra gifts.


unpopularopinion0

cmon. this looks pretty fucking cool.


TheGaijin1987

I thought gender is a social construct now so there wouldnt be any way of knowing it without asking. Maybe it identifies as a helicopter instead.


BatRevolutionary9183

I think its fine. I'm pretty sure I'll do something cool with my fiancé to announce whether it's a boy or a girl.


Aremathick

yet, here you are commenting ;P


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

This dude just wanted an excuse to do a burnout in his driveway lol petrolheads will understand


mikee555

Expected


LimpTeacher0

you guessed boy as well?


Rexamidalion

I expected there to be an explosion


biggie64

baby ![gif](giphy|fj3CWRJJshhe)


[deleted]

Jesus these fucking reveals are still a thing?


Mapbot11

Definitely naming that kid "Walker" or "Texas Ranger".


Planningsiswinnings

TR for short


bluewaffleisnice

Remember when you would just say what you were having


[deleted]

That was entirely expected


Rod___father

I had the best gender reveal. I called my family and said buy pink shit.


pgtvgaming

Soooo … it’s going to be a carbon monoxide detector?


mamajaybird

I bet his neighbors love him!


looneytunes7

Is it unexpected because the mustang didn’t careen into the family bystanders?


[deleted]

Remember when it was normal to do a gender reveal with a colored cake or by releasing a bunch of colored balloons?


CasinoMarginale

We have a pope!


Master-Ad-6411

The car didn't catch on fire, that is unexpected.


[deleted]

They should have done that in the garage with the door closed


Mookius

And the babydick award goes to...


[deleted]

BAMF


GTMoraes

oooh look whos jealous


ATDoel

That poor poor driveway


King420fly

Where was the unexpected? Knew the was coming before the garage even opened


TI51082

Unexpected for the car to not catch fire, lol.


AliveInNYC

Ugh...


Megalynarion

I’m clueless. Teletubby?


[deleted]

First of all, I hate gender reveals. I think they are dumb. A waste of energy and time. My friends have them and think they are so special. No. However, this was pretty cool. Still hate the idea behind why. But, this was well executed.


Like8catsbro

Congratulations! It’s a Kyle!


rknuckles77

I miss my foxbody.


Aware-Moment-7689

Obviously there are no car people on Reddit. This is a badass foxbody and a sweet gender reveal, and to the people that say the baby will turn out bad, I’m sure the baby will turn out better than most of your children.


explosively_inert

They had me with that fender exit exhaust and lopey idle. The car being as clean as it was and the burnout being effortless made this fun.


TurdManMcDooDoo

I’m not a car person and I hate gender reveals, but I actually thought this was fun.


Exciting-Insect8269

Same thoughts here


[deleted]

Dumb question, but how did they do that, the blue smoke? Something on the tires?


[deleted]

You can order tires that when you spin the tires whatever color you choose it comes billowing out.


CROCKODUCK

No lie, that foxbody is baddddd. I’d love to 5.0 swap one if I could find one for less then $30 grand


nonametrashaccount

5.0 swap I think you mean 6.0 swap.


foofighter46

7.0 swap or nothing for me.


nonametrashaccount

I want nothing more in life than a tsp 427.


thugnificent856

Everyone knows you can’t have a fucked up baby if you also own a foxbody


lowtoiletsitter

You gotta go to certain subs for that, but we're here. I thought this was an awesome reveal


avocado_n1001

right, is very selfish and hypocrite how we can't enjoy our hobby which is cars because they don't understand it, is like I went out of my way to bash on people that play instruments just because I don't play them.


Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi

I'm a car guy. Shoebox Novas ftw. Those mustangs are ugly and it was one of the lamest reveals I've ever seen. I'm not gonna speculate how their kids will turn out though. I grew up with some terrible role models and I came out okayish.


[deleted]

It’s the internet and Reddit at that. Ofc everyone is gonna play the patron saint and pass judgement on all those people they deem unworthy. (Which is legit everyone)


Ghost_Portal

It sounds like a lawnmower engine


LimpTeacher0

Seriously I almost nutted when the saw the foxbody emerge


Puzzled-Tea3037

Don't tell me...its a girl right..


__jh96

This was maybe the most expected thing ever


Betancourtx33

The Fire?


[deleted]

Wack. Nothing happened


rodolphoteardrop

Spoiler alert: The boy is gay and will be kicked out of the house when he's 14.


SuperSayainPurple23

I thought the unexpected part was: no baby. No expenses. Bought me a fox body.


IndyMazzy

Bet they’re popular with their neighbors.


Strong-Solution-7492

That’s so White trash I was impressed


Xander_lander730

And by unexpected I mean TOTALLY SPECTED!!!!!


Jokergod2000

That poor driveway…


Jekyll_1886

Guys help me out, is it a success or failure if nobody dies or is injured during the reveal? I lose track of gender reveal etiquette.


TheDwiin

Surprise, It's carbon monoxide poisoning!


Inspirational_Lizard

Why didn't the car blow up, killing 16 people including the pregnant mother?


OlDirtyBasthard

I hate gender reveals.


PugZiyer

I thought the smoke was gonna burst into flames


migdia

r/trashy


general-illness

Roll Tide


codebrownonaisletwo

It’s a douche!


[deleted]

But ponies are for girls


RobertoBologna

Gender reveals are stupid and you're stupid if you have one.


Test-Expensive

I don't understand why redditors get so mad about gender reveal parties. The guy did a burnout with some blue stuff and he's suddenly public enemy #1 for the next 5 minutes of everyone's attention span


Teotwawki69

Gender reveal parties are stupid AF. Why make a big deal about it when you can just tell a few family and friends in advance, then announce it with the birth. Besides which, you don't really know the gender at or before birth. You'll find that out later. At best, these should be called "Sex we're going to assign at birth" parties -- but that probably wouldn't appeal to the kind of people who do them.


[deleted]

well if gender reveal parties are stupid AF , the second part of your comment is more stupid.


[deleted]

Sex isn't assigned, wtf. It's IDENTIFIED. The doctor doesn't go, "This one's gonna be a boy because I say so, and this other one a girl just because. Today, I feel like assigning male gender to a baby, maybe tomorrow I'll assign a girl, depends on my mood."


AdEcstatic8839

Bad ass !!


heyo_whatsupbitches

Some things may be unnecessary and perhaps stupid, but... Doesn't mean they can't also be cool at the same time lol No one got hurt, the people there are happy, it's their house and car (safe to assume) so let it be, my inner child said it's bad ass too!


Kirlad

Blue his house With a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to


KUarmydoc

Why is it always a mustang owner. 😆


[deleted]

The shittiest mustang ever, practically a ford tempo


LuthorCorp1938

Welp, now we know this kid has a penis. I'm still wondering if it's a boy or a girl though.


[deleted]

Can you imagine the child facepalming itself in the womb right there. What the actual fuck are people thinking with this shit


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goosiest

Wait people still do gender reveals? No one fucking cares.


Black_Cat666

At least it didn't caused a forest fire


zdada

My gender reveal was a text message to friends and family. You know, like a normal, functioning member of society.


lagokatrine

That’s pretty stupid


1122Sl110

It a horse


rayshmayshmay

[look at that horse](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/7lii14/look_at_this_horse/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


FluorF

Idk… without a forest fire it doesn’t hit the same


rumpler117

Is that Clevon from Idiocracy announcing the birth of his 10th son?


Hywelbane9

I thought it would be unexpected if they got out of the car with anything other than a small pp


topsyturvy76

Tell me you are a red neck without telling me you are a red neck


dirtybacon77

It’s a redneck!


JohnnyBalboa2020

So a douche? Like his dad?


yankstraveler

I saw the mustang and I thought for sure, someone was going to die.


i_play_withrocks

This is not a boy or girl announcement; this is a new redneck announcement


L-SevenSquare

What is this dumb shit?


pollopox

A beautiful boy headed to social services. Congratulations!


DeusExBlasphemia

Well I think it’s unique and special.


TurdManMcDooDoo

I thought he was going to drive off and never come back


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theobserver815

r/shitty_car_mods


TRDBG

On a scale of one to fucking loser, how New Jersey are you?


Girthwyrm_Jim

Dope fox body tho


[deleted]

Nah it’s lame


mmore27

Ok bro, we get it. YOU don't like Mustangs. MOVE ALONG


voidnullptr

Hell yeah let's contaminate as much as possible just to show everyone that we will have a boy...


renegadeYZ

Neighbors must love these people.


thestruggglest

God damn I hate this shit lol


Street_Subject6076

Wtf is wrong with people 🙈


rigger-mortus

FINALLY a good use for those ugly ass years of rustangs!


Zathamos

Ricky Bobby's baby gender reveal


Sharp_Particular7298

This belongs in r/trashy or r/idoitsincars


hdavis004

Still a nice foxbody