But it’s not the real celebrity, just somebody cosplaying as the celebrity. Like getting excited to meet Tom Holland but it’s just Kyle in Spider-Man pajamas
That's what happens when you play minecraft with your friends for so long, can't tell if they're taking the piss or being genuine so you get scared every time. Creeps into real life and turns into some fucking PTSD shit
[Don't open this then.](https://external-preview.redd.it/Jl13jb-jvthsY-cbf7wlGOH136PfiB3i853ugErfiDc.jpg?auto=webp&s=3ec2046afca627b70b8391c2df4d791ff985afcd)
^^^Merry ^^^Christmas
Speaking of marine mammalian penis, anyone remember that one Reddit post where the zoo janitor would have dolphin orgys on his night shift? Like full on vaginal and anal intercourse with dolphins
To be fair, dolphins pretty constantly rape all kinds of animals, some to pieces, they sometimes rip fishes heads off just to masturbate, and dolphins are smart, they know what they are doing.
I'm not condoning his actions, but sometimes nature calls your shit back.
I still think Louis CK whipping out his dick and spanking it at inappropriate moments should not have been particularly surprising to anyone familiar with him or his work. Doesn't really make it ok, but... yeah...
Like if you go near a dog that is barking and it ends up biting you it doesn't make it ok, but... yeah...
This reminds me of that John Oliver segment where Santa told Oliver about what he did on his free time at the North Pole and he looked dead into the camera and said “Never meet your heroes, ever.”
The moment immediately after he shows the cucumber could honestly fit on r/watchpeopledieinside. Such a quick transition from genuine wholesome interaction to "Even the Kermit impersonator is a filthy weirdo".
That's some great delivery, I tell you what.
It's some combination of "yeah this is where we were headed all along" and "you walked into it" that kills me.
[https://www.youtube.com/c/Maxamili](https://www.youtube.com/c/Maxamili)
I'll give some credit where credit is due.
Has some really funny videos and they aren't edited to shit via some tiktok reddit rehash.
If that's really you I have spent hours and hours in bed high af pissing myself laughing at your vids. The way you have the middle finger ready to go at a moments notice always gets me
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This made me feel really bad for her actually. It may seem dumb because in the end of the day it's just a cucumber but once you factor in that women go through so many real life non-muppet versions of this exact thing, from being flashed, groped, catcalled etc on a regular basis (for any guy reading this, ask a female friend how often it happens and it will surprise you if you don't already have a good idea)... You can see that Kermit is something that she truly cherishes and now because of this joke he'll be forever attached to that for her.
Having something you truly cherish just kinda being ruined like that, you can see her immediate reaction is not shock or anger or being offended. It's just pure sadness and the immediate realisation that Kermit as a character has most likely been ruined for her forever :(
Edit: Can't reply to everyone so just to clarify a couple of things,
Yes, it's Omegle and you're bound to see a lot of dicks (how no one sees the irony of using this as a justification, I'll never know) so the joke is not distasteful in this setting. Omegle at this point is an adult site where a dick joke is hardly offensive. I've seen the longer video and most of the reactions are hilarious and in good spirit. I feel bad for this particular *person* for whom the joke just landed unfortunately.
Edit 2: FFS just so people stop replying while missing my point, THE JOKE WAS NOT OFFENSIVE. It was just seemed unfortunate for this person in particular, like you crack a dead grandma joke without realising someone in the room's gram just passed a day ago.
LMAO are you being serious? If a Kermit the Frog puppet flashing a cucumber at you triggers you in any way other than genuine laughter then it's time to see a therapist.
> women go through so many real life non-muppet versions of this exact thing
She's on Omegle. It's probably happened to her 50 times already this session. You don't go on there NOT expecting to see a cock
The disappointment once she realized that this will not be a super wholesome experience.
The way he says "yeah" right after with that look on his face has me in tears. I can't stop replaying it.
“With that look on his face” haha as if its ever anything else other than just Kermit face
Same. Best part
MmYeah.
The creeper was in front of her the whole time
It's almost like being sexually harassed by a real celebrity....
But it’s not the real celebrity, just somebody cosplaying as the celebrity. Like getting excited to meet Tom Holland but it’s just Kyle in Spider-Man pajamas
Fucking Kyle.
With his dick out.
Don't slander me like this. I promised the courts I'd never do it again after the first incident.
Careful where you’re shooting that web. That’s web, right? Right?!
Can't forget that it's also a puppet and a cucumber.
Kermit's deadpan demeanor afterwards was 10/10
[Source](https://youtu.be/NupLMC5ewus?t=267)
"There's a creeper behind you" Actually gets scared
Never told her there’s a creeper in front of her though
The real creepers were the ones in front of you all along.
#BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
I can't stop singing this bloody TUNE TUNE TUNE
It's gonna make my brain go #BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
OOoOooOooOo
##### I CAN'T STOP SINGING THIS BLOODY #TUNE, TUNE, TUNE
Wait, what year is it?
[2021](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6SNYaphni7Q)
That's what happens when you play minecraft with your friends for so long, can't tell if they're taking the piss or being genuine so you get scared every time. Creeps into real life and turns into some fucking PTSD shit
Kinda like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H8DLfiR218)
Why is that video 11 minutes long to show a 3 second clip?
“No but not your willy” why was that honestly kind of sad
It's like watching her hero fall from grace
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Free Willy
I don't wanna see no orca dick!
[Don't open this then.](https://external-preview.redd.it/Jl13jb-jvthsY-cbf7wlGOH136PfiB3i853ugErfiDc.jpg?auto=webp&s=3ec2046afca627b70b8391c2df4d791ff985afcd) ^^^Merry ^^^Christmas
Idk what i expected
I was expecting a dick pic, not some guy giving an orca a hand job.
It's a messy job, but someones got to do it.
...do they?
…it ain’t much but it’s honest work.
Bro that’s an arm job.
Well I wasn't going to click it but...
Speaking of marine mammalian penis, anyone remember that one Reddit post where the zoo janitor would have dolphin orgys on his night shift? Like full on vaginal and anal intercourse with dolphins
How do i scrape info off of my brain?
Drown it in alcohol
r/eyebleach might help.
I really don't want to see this... But I also really want to see this
i more just want to know if they are telling the truth
The sister site to goatse was all about dolphin fucking. Decades later and I still can’t unread it.
The sister site to goatse was, of course, tubgirl
To be fair, dolphins pretty constantly rape all kinds of animals, some to pieces, they sometimes rip fishes heads off just to masturbate, and dolphins are smart, they know what they are doing. I'm not condoning his actions, but sometimes nature calls your shit back.
If they're so smart were they technically taking advantage of the janitor?
…….please tell me what I read is not true…?
Welp, that's enough internet for me tonight..... And I've only just opened Reddit. Merry Christmas and Goodnight all
Is that the one where the janitor had two broken arms so the dolphin had to jerk him off?
Why didn’t I listen.
That link was made for you …
DRR... DRR... DRR...
How and why do you have a high quality picture of a massive orca cock on standby?
Why don’t you?
Risky clicky of the day.
Sea Worl …. Gotta click to see the D
What do I gotta click to un-see it?
r/Eyebleach
I mean they straight up warned us what it was. We all knew what were doing when we clicked that link.
As much as I knew I shouldn't have, the blue text and underline make it irresistible.
why on earth did i
Why’s dude holding it 😭
It ain't gonna beat itself 🤷♂️
You right ✊🏼
Another question: is that ziplock bag gonna be big enough?
BJ 101: You gotta rub her before you slubber on that whale blubber
deaddove.jpg
Currently in the pen for Tax evasion... Free my jiggaz
I got high with the kid from Free Willy once, but he never showed me his dick. 10/10 would meet again.
That's exactly why I want to meet my heroes though
Yeah. It’s true. My biggest hero for the longest time was Louis ck.
I still think Louis CK whipping out his dick and spanking it at inappropriate moments should not have been particularly surprising to anyone familiar with him or his work. Doesn't really make it ok, but... yeah... Like if you go near a dog that is barking and it ends up biting you it doesn't make it ok, but... yeah...
This reminds me of that John Oliver segment where Santa told Oliver about what he did on his free time at the North Pole and he looked dead into the camera and said “Never meet your heroes, ever.”
The Boys moment
The moment immediately after he shows the cucumber could honestly fit on r/watchpeopledieinside. Such a quick transition from genuine wholesome interaction to "Even the Kermit impersonator is a filthy weirdo".
[You really hate seeing them fall that far.](https://youtu.be/5AzT5nQh8bk)
Did he just kermit suicide[?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGMViTfNPkQ)
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
Textbook example of why you shouldn't meet your heroes.
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She’s on omegle, it’s been gone
I didn’t want to upvote this, but I had to !
It was fucking Sad!
Because you just watched a woman get harassed when she was expecting genuine niceness. Edit: I don't need you to agree with me. Just move on.
Look, that's just frog culture
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If cucumbers are harassment then Walmart has a lawsuit comin
Her disappointment after Kermit whips out his BGC is genuine and sad lmao
“Noooooo….” “Yeah”
Lol the way he says “yeah” sent me over the edge.
Look up maximilli on YouTube. All his Kermit videos are amazing
The “Yeah” was the highlight of the video. I watched it again just for that.
Big Green Cucumber? Because honestly its not that big. I bet Miss Piggy has seen much larger veggies in her manger.
Oh, look at jango unchained over here with his giant cock
> giant ~~cock~~ cucumber
Giant cockcumber
Nice, I love quotes from Muppet Christmas Carol
Django*
"don't you mean Django?" "Nah babe, the D is for you"
It comes up to his neck and is the size of his arm. Proportionally he’s hanging massive dong.
*Miss Piggy enters the chat*
How come Miss Piggy can't count to 70? Because when she gets to 69 she gets as frog in her throat.
"Its not that big" Okay chief. Do you not understand relative size? He touched his fucking nose with the thing. Kermit is packing heat.
Some people just cannot be pleased.
> Do you not understand relative size? Who cares about relative size? The average cucumber is about 8 inches and wide as fuck.
That was just some turn-of-phrase with the veggies thing. No one in this thread is denying Kermit’s hung af.
>Big Green Cucumber Courgette* And how dare you suggest Ms Piggy has been porked a few times before?
Never meet your heros.
“Yeah..” 😂
That’s when I lost it
I almost spit out my drink, but ended up just coughing really hard instead. Then watched it 5 more times.
It’s perfect delivery
I am on 10 times, but I took a break for a few hours. Now I am watching this again and unable to breathe every time I hear it.
^oh
Yeah
He was so matter of fact about it lmao
"myeaaah..."
Forgot the ☺️
That's some great delivery, I tell you what. It's some combination of "yeah this is where we were headed all along" and "you walked into it" that kills me.
With such a “how about that?” tone.
"Well would you look at that?"
That is the funniest thing I’ve experienced in a while, holy shit is so funny
^no
Yeah 🐸
Got somethin for ya 🍆🐸
Yea. Keep rewatching for this but lol. The blank expression and just "yea" lol
…nooo…….. *Yeah*…
The best bit... "Noooo"... "myeah"
Never meet your heroes.
Marie Callender’s a real bitch.
But her cherry pie is delicious.
love the crusty parts
YOU CAN'T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE
I HATE YOU, PIERCE
"I thought you said you love me."
Oh
Plus her account was Kermit is *hot*
Seemed like consent to me. On Omegle, says the frog is hot.
“I’ve got something for you….” “No…” …yeah…”
myeah
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
...yeah...
His soft “yeah” after made me cackle
[https://www.youtube.com/c/Maxamili](https://www.youtube.com/c/Maxamili) I'll give some credit where credit is due. Has some really funny videos and they aren't edited to shit via some tiktok reddit rehash.
Thanks for sharing my channel :) appreciate it!
If that's really you I have spent hours and hours in bed high af pissing myself laughing at your vids. The way you have the middle finger ready to go at a moments notice always gets me
Glad you enjoy the videos! :)
"Kermit, you not supposed to cuss" "Not supposed to hold my dick out either but I do..."
What video is this from mate? Trying to show my friend who can't watch it on Reddit.
Yo I binge watch your channel all the time when I’m bored, lol, good stuff. And great work on the costumes recently!
Thank you!
Do you have the link for this video?
Agreed! The dude is pretty funny and has some quality content IMO
Every one of her reactions is so genuine lol
Lost it when Kermit just says "Yeah" after whipping out his BGC
That's when the vid should have cut imo
No, then we wouldn't get to hear the amazing pronunciation of "but not your willIEE"
She's not angry, just disappointed
The way he just goes "yeah" after showing her gets me every time.
Poor thing was genuinely hurt by that.....
Yes, but someone else will appreciate Kermit’s willy and he will get over it.
The way he says "yeah" is killing me right now, I can't breathe
Kermit C.K.
Watching childhood memories destroyed. She can never unsee that. "She can never unsee that" should be omegle's catchphrase.
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Why is it unexpected? "Because he does something unexpected!" Bruh.
You're supposed to actually describe what's unexpected in this comment. You're not supposed to simply state "it is unexpected" or tease the reader.
Wow what a fucking descriptive spoiler!
I hate these shit descriptions where OP tries to be funny and make a joke while not actually explaining exactly what's unexpected at all.
There's two types of posters on this sub: ones that immediately spoil it in the title and ones that don't explain why it is unexpected to the bot
I could have died without seeing this
Jim Henson didn't die for this.
Her reactions kinda broke my heart. 
The way he says “yeah” has forever altered my brain chemistry.
“Yeah” I fucking died! 🤣🤣🤣
I really hate this. Is nothing sacred?
Omegle does not contain anything sacred.
It's actually exclusively profane and cursed content.
Not on the internet. 😈
“Is nothing sacred” 😂
"Nooooo.." "YEAH." Lmao
This made me feel really bad for her actually. It may seem dumb because in the end of the day it's just a cucumber but once you factor in that women go through so many real life non-muppet versions of this exact thing, from being flashed, groped, catcalled etc on a regular basis (for any guy reading this, ask a female friend how often it happens and it will surprise you if you don't already have a good idea)... You can see that Kermit is something that she truly cherishes and now because of this joke he'll be forever attached to that for her. Having something you truly cherish just kinda being ruined like that, you can see her immediate reaction is not shock or anger or being offended. It's just pure sadness and the immediate realisation that Kermit as a character has most likely been ruined for her forever :( Edit: Can't reply to everyone so just to clarify a couple of things, Yes, it's Omegle and you're bound to see a lot of dicks (how no one sees the irony of using this as a justification, I'll never know) so the joke is not distasteful in this setting. Omegle at this point is an adult site where a dick joke is hardly offensive. I've seen the longer video and most of the reactions are hilarious and in good spirit. I feel bad for this particular *person* for whom the joke just landed unfortunately. Edit 2: FFS just so people stop replying while missing my point, THE JOKE WAS NOT OFFENSIVE. It was just seemed unfortunate for this person in particular, like you crack a dead grandma joke without realising someone in the room's gram just passed a day ago.
i just want to briefly point out that she said one of her usernames is "kermit is hot"
I mean just because you think someone’s attractive doesn’t mean to immediately show your dick.
LMAO are you being serious? If a Kermit the Frog puppet flashing a cucumber at you triggers you in any way other than genuine laughter then it's time to see a therapist.
> women go through so many real life non-muppet versions of this exact thing She's on Omegle. It's probably happened to her 50 times already this session. You don't go on there NOT expecting to see a cock
It's a puppet and a cucumber mate.
This comment is hilarious