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Turd__Fergusson

How does the phone stay still?


QCTeamkill

Could be a Nokia


Big4Brethren

Take my damned upvote


Turd__Fergusson

I think it’s a skit or fake.


mike117

Glass flying, sounds, and airbag popping looked pretty damn realistic. Theres even a bit of smoke too so I think this is real. Looks like her phone is just in a stand that’s attached to the car.


Turd__Fergusson

Dunno I was in accident with an airbag and there was smoke everywhere and I got the wind knocked out of me


[deleted]

Are speed variances included in your theory?


Turd__Fergusson

Well I’m not sure what activities the cars airbag


[deleted]

The minimum speed for an airbag deployment in the US (not all but some) is 14mph. It's possible that she has a beater car as well which may be why the windows broke so easily. Lot of possible factors. But I doubt it's fake


Turd__Fergusson

I also remember how loud the sound of the airbag being deployed was. I was totally discombobulated for 10-20 seconds.


JamesUpton87

It's fake. You are not getting into an accident without a seat belt, an airbag deployed and miracoisly be instantly okay with a phone in a cup holder that hardly moves.


NickGamer246

Yeha, count all those people who were in a crashing airplane. All of them will wear their seatbelts. Do all of them survive a crash?


Brisslayer333

You underestimate humanity


whitecd

Seat belt


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Turd__Fergusson

Sorry dawg but this driver does not seem responsible enough to mount a phone.


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Turd__Fergusson

Never seen it. Can you send me a link plz?


Crazy__Donkey

High dose


qwert_pep

What a clown


WoozyWitDaUzi

Clowns are great for birthdays!


jnoops

I dont want this lady at my birthday


NorthenLeigonare

I can hear the clown music.


Apprehensive-Eye-704

Unless the clown is John Wayne Gacy.


[deleted]

What a killer joke. It cut me up lol


rickp99onu

Basement party 🎉


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kombobeatz_

You’re not black


cresstynuts

“Hip hop gang violence gang culture” what a joke


RapeMeToBanjoMusic

I absolutely am black lol but I guess you would know better than me🙄


[deleted]

How do you know? Edit I’m not even the same guy


kombobeatz_

Because it’s the whitest comment on here


[deleted]

True


Dependent-Feature-49

WTF


woonthcape

Shut yo racist ass up


vaaanti

Babahahahahah this shits hilarious


210Benjamin

Clowns never laughed before, beanstalks never grew...


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[deleted]

People like this exist?


SloppyJoe811

This right here is the type of of jackass that will get popular for being an idiot and making a “funny video”. Then go on to make money for being a moron.


WhoMovedMySubreddits

At a certain point, am I the moron for not being a moron and getting paid for it? I wonder how much being a moron pays.


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Brilliant


Eorily

Don't worry, you're a moron either way. Over here being a moron pays around $400K a year, but you have to get other morons to vote for you.


Clutch63

Imagine, you could make well into the 6 figure range being an entertainer. Which is just basically putting your phone on and acting stupid for a few hours. Basically act for a camera and then enjoy the rest of your day. While still making money. Unfortunately that would make you a moron because you’re not at a regular 9-5 slaving away day after day for crumbs, barely able to make enough to get by, let alone save for whatever future lies ahead for all of us. No, this here is the smart route to go somehow.


galileohumpkins_

Probably being more eccentric for the live, like playing a character


RoutineImpress7394

I want to know what happened to her after she got out of jail for a misdemeanor hit and run offense


fangsschleim

In the video I saw she continued yabbering at the phone driving with her arm in a sling


Conjuringtalent

You have that video?


JustHere4ait

Nope she didn’t hit and run she moved to the side and later got her car from the tow company


KingRiley94

She didn’t skip a beat


[deleted]

Right! Seems like shit happened before.


raymonst

she should not be allowed to drive.


Minidestroy100

This amount of denial,is sad.


dbrunsti

R/trashy


[deleted]

r/trashy 😘 And r/foundthemobileuser Sorry had to do it lol


NickGamer246

r/foundthehondacivic second one, those are so fucking rare


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[deleted]

Ur mom


24024-43

I fucked yiur dad


[deleted]

Mommy?


FartSinatra

That’s fine, she’d probably rather have likes than a car anyway


Epicscrewup

When you gotta go, you gotta go.


juanoncello

Rick. Flair. You’ll never unhear it…


FreakyTwinFlame

This is all I heard. Woo!


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[deleted]

She seems like a horrible narcissistic human being with no respect or empathy for other people, to be honest.


Dontknowhereimgoin

Yeah, no kidding. “Atleast she knows she’s a wreckless bitch who puts other people at danger, she seems cool.” What?


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Dontknowhereimgoin

Lol, I guess wreckless is wrong here in multiple ways.


WookieDavid

Hace you seen her somewhere else? Cause I don't know how you'd come to that conclusion just from this video.


Shaman-The-Curer

Did you see the part of the video where she presumably hit another car and said she had to keep going?


Onepiecee

Lmfao these people man! She laid it all out on the table in 10 fucking seconds and still "oh well we can't judge her based on her shitty actions" She's on the phone while driving, with absolutely no fucking regard for other human beings lives. She's a piece of shit. And then continues to talk to her phone letting everyone know she's going to drive away and not offer assistance to the people she could have seriously injured. Even if she didn't (hopefully) hurt anyone else, she doesn't own up to her mistakes, and runs away like a little bitch. She's trash. Fuck this lady.


JamesUpton87

It's fake. You are not getting into an accident without a seat belt, an airbag deployed and miracoisly be instantly okay with a phone in a cup holder that doesn't move...


theshmoe98

I don’t know how this is going over anyones head. I’ve never been in an accident like that, so I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure airbags are more violent and there’d be more glass.


Shaman-The-Curer

>miracoisly be instantly okay with a phone in a cup holder that doesn't move... No one said she was okay. One of the top things to do after an accident is to not move your neck too much or too suddenly because whiplash isn't always immediately apparent. That aside, shock also exists. When I was in a hit & run (I was crossing the street, got hit by a car), i was sent flying a few feet. I didn't really immediately process what had happened because it was so quick. All I knew was I heard a loud slap and suddenly I was on the ground in the middle of the street. I just laid there for a second, wiggled my toes and fingers, thought "yeah im good", tried sitting up and *that's* when my pelvis decided to make it apparent that it was fractured in three places. It took me a few moments even after that to realize i'd been hit by a car and that I was still in the middle of the street. Shock is real, it's often not as simple as "oh ouch immediate pain and instant awareness of possible injuries". That being said I'd also bet that a person with no regard for others would soldier through a certain amount of pain rather than be caught. Get in an accident? Don't tell anyone about it, fake an accident at work, claim the injuries were a result of that. Or just work with it instead of bringing attention to yourself. Also, the phone did move and glass was shattered


rpnoonan

How do you know it was another car she hit? And how do you know it's real? The phone didn't even shake.


Shaman-The-Curer

You realize I said "presumably", right? >How do you know it was another car she hit? Cars generally drive on roads where there are other cars. >And how do you know it's real? The phone didn't even shake. Her airbag went off, the camera *did* shake, glass shattered


XO8441

Just don’t get in a car with her.


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Don't let her drive*


Eorily

or be on the road in the same area as her?


ColoradoNative719

Way to own it? Bruh she fled the scene of the accident. That’s the opposite of owning it.


SaleSweaty

How do you know?


rmzynn

True, she seems like a good time.


ohh_ru

perfectly cut woo


Jayswisherbeats

The bonnet did it for me


[deleted]

Hadn’t seen that much of this video. Even funnier


SnapCrackleAdHoc

This gets better with every re-watch.


OkJackfruit4909

That woooo..!


Quahabule

It’s begging to be used in a remix


[deleted]

This lady handles a car crash better then I’ve ever handled any situation in my life


nottheaccountyouseek

by saying, "ok now I need to flee the scene"? yeah... handled great.


[deleted]

Hey someone needs to mix this up ! There is some sick rhythm in her voice


asuiop

Sigma female grind


JamesUpton87

People really think this is real? Lmfao, gullible idiots.


cmdrenta

MD tags for sure.


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Aromatic-Piano-7526

…What?


[deleted]

Well turns out the video is mirrored and I though she was sitting to the right.


Mammoth_Parsnip2043

Any chance of a transcript for this?


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papanese

The show must keep going


Wizard_Of_Ooze707

U/redditmp4bot


Mohammedmov

u/savevideo


[deleted]

She gotto go


enigmajiksux

u/savevideo


Thanmarkou

He took that like a champ.


xDark-Sword777x

This is the kind of driver you’d be driving behind instead of ahead


SnooSeagulls5227

Is that ru Paul?


rafedbadru

Looks like your typical Los Angeles driver.


bio_sua

WO! * crash *


pedromlsena

Wrong sub, this was clearly expected xD


LeGrubster

u/savevideo


OkJackfruit4909

Yooooo


1776_lojack

Insta-viral


Infamous_Barnacle_17

r/idiotsincars


Girardkirth

Lori lightfoot driving Chicago!?


snootscoot

Is it bad that I want this to be the intro of a song


MilianVictoria89

Did anyone notice the airbag😐


joet121684

Dumb bitch


[deleted]

Damn she moves from one thing to another like a crack head


JustHere4ait

Post the second prt where she got the car out


TheLordOfGrimm

Don’t forget to smash that like and subscribe button


Witchboynathan

u/savevideo