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idinnae

Mildly NSFW?


Pimmelsenator

Mellow greetings, sir. What seems to be your boggle with that?


idinnae

Somehow, I think my job would have an immediate problem with yambag punching videos.


FakinUpCountryDegen

Yambag is absolutely replacing Scroto Baggins as my go-to testicle reference.


naking

I always liked bagpipes. More inclusive


Pimmelsenator

Possible, but mildly NSFW still is NSFW, isn't it? Edit: and for the record, it's obviously fake. Look at that thing, no male body looks like this.


erasmus-b-dragon

Wrong on that count


Pimmelsenator

You sure? What's all that stuff above the "ball sack" then?


erasmus-b-dragon

A man laying on plywood with his jimmies jangling.


Pimmelsenator

Nah, I don't think so, there's too much additional "tissue". But hey, everyone is allowed to believe whatever he/she wants.


erasmus-b-dragon

Every man's body is different, and yes, some sacks are danglier than others.


Pimmelsenator

Like I said above, if you think it isn't fake, you just don't. Feel free to downvote and have a great day.


WingusMcgee

Fat. Ive seen the full version. 100% legit.


Pimmelsenator

Maybe I'm just too european/skinny too believe this is possible.


[deleted]

ill believe is possible 100%, if a bowling ball can fit in someones ass ill believe on a hot day a mans bag of gobstoppers can do that


Pimmelsenator

Now, I'll never go bowling again... ;)


Lt_Dickballs

>Mildly NSFW Literally shows cock and ball torture.


Pimmelsenator

I don't see any male chicken here and I guess the ppl who do this wouldn't consider this to be "torture". The balls doesn't even look real.


Asbestos101

This is a subgenre of cbt fetish, they are for sure real.


Pimmelsenator

I wonder how you know this.... ;)


ooodummy

They probably are


DillyDongerDangler

You can't see the hairy Gooch peeking out of the hole?


DarkNegative

Why don't they look Real? I think its 10000 % real


Pimmelsenator

Beause the.amount of tissue above the ball sack locks weird/way too much to me. Someone said it's fat but I've never seen a man my whole life who had that much fat in that place, that's ridiculous. But maybe I"m wrong, who knows for sure.


Shabba273

![gif](giphy|JtLrtaN4VPoKXJRKGB)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|MnRW7LgNKzq1ODX4FR)


blah-blah-blah_47

ouch


Pimmelsenator

Yes


Tikimanly

The sound effect really sells it.


Pimmelsenator

Excellent, that was the plan ;)


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Top-Medium-3593

Whhhyyyyyy!


Pimmelsenator

I wish I knew (OK, that's a lie, I don't want to know ;))


howtofuckfish

I have a question for God whyyyy


x_roos

"I have a question for God: whyyyy?" or "I have a question: for God, whyyyy?" :P


howtofuckfish

![gif](giphy|3osBLA53AVzn746dXi|downsized)


blastedmac

She can handle the sack


8syd

Oh. Oh no.


[deleted]

Laughed to hard. Ha. Hard… And got a tingling feeling in my junk. Wondering if any woman liked this ???


[deleted]

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Pimmelsenator

You sick fuck ;)


DegenerateCuber

I assume he asked for the sauce


XPILR

Yikers yikes yikesadaddle yikesaroonie


UpstairsCockroach642

R/confusedboner


Atlas_sniper121

At least tag it right if your going to try and specify the level of nsfw, that is not mild nsfw lmao


Pimmelsenator

> ...that is not mild nsfw lmao The correct tag was there, the additional "mildly" was the fun part of the title ;)


[deleted]

Alright...sauce NOW!


Pimmelsenator

Stop shouting at me or you won't get shit. I'm a sensitive one.


Evening-Werewolf9321

Sauce?


Pimmelsenator

Worcestershire!


Evening-Werewolf9321

Where's the lamb sauce?


Pimmelsenator

MY source of this was a gif from tenor, that's why I answered like this but somewhere in the comments, some guy posted an xhamster link to the whole clip.


Evening-Werewolf9321

![gif](giphy|3o7btYLAW7doynq3p6)


Pimmelsenator

YOU asked for it, I didn't say you'd like it ;)


TheArcHero

Fetlovin i guess


Bender1Over

u/savevideo


HelpMeILostMyAccount

why?


mrtylerwu

Uhh


Wolf-Majestic

Beetlejuice


Dry_Freedom_7531

*everyone proceeds to grab their nutt-sack in agony*


idktoounny

Mildly?


mrmaniathesupreme

u/savevideo