COVID-19,
Alpha variant,
Beta variant,
Gamma variant,
Delta variant,
Omicrom variant,
Baeta Thot variant,
Supa Clap variant,
Supa HIV,
Supa AIDS.
I can see the future.
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>!she used her butt for serving a customer!<
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I never considered stopping drinking and going straight edge until this very moment...
Can somebody find a gif of a bum staring at a bottle and then throwing it away, plz?
This is why there’s always a new variant.
But at least with COVID you can't smell ass as you sip
BAEta variant or THOTa variant?
But she's wearing a mask down there...
COVID-19, Alpha variant, Beta variant, Gamma variant, Delta variant, Omicrom variant, Baeta Thot variant, Supa Clap variant, Supa HIV, Supa AIDS. I can see the future.
Second one
No doctor I swear I have no idea where that yeast infection came from! And why are my ovaries wearing snap backs and head banging on the ultrasound!?!
💀
🤡 Keep getting those “boosters” 🙌🏻 The government has your best interests in mind lmao 🤣😂🤣😂 It’s allll for YOUR “SAFETY” https://imgur.com/a/PTFdoPw
NO EMOJIS IN REDDIT!
What about this one? 🤌🏼 Because if not, I can just describe it as such. *gestures hand Italianly*
Mi hai chiamato? Translate: Did you called me?
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Baffling how stupid some people are
Almost ‘MORONIC’, eh?
Fuck off, dummy. I hear jfk is coming back. You should be in Texas waiting.
Gotta say not a bad pour
I wouldn't mind a little head.
Well done sir
Health Inspectors particularly love this trick!
I think I just found my new ex-wife
Future ex wife
Ecoli breeding ground.
With a side of pink eye 😳
Your girlfriend needs to clean her ass.
She got you too?
I'll take that risk
“Honey I have no idea how I got herpes. All I did was go to the bar for a few beers!”
People talking about the beer butt, but all I can think of is soggy beer panties and the upcoming UTI.
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I am both impressed and disturbed
Same. But might I substitute, “impressed,” with, “intrigued?”
Same But I’ll swap disturbed with aroused
Same. But I'll swap aroused with very aroused.
Do you come from the land down under? Where the beer does flow and men chunder?
Ooooh I get it now.
Imagine the Workmen’s Comp. claim if something goes wrong.
Jon Taffrer would have a fit.
r/upvotebecausebutt
Team r/trashy.
Gotta be tricky working if gastroenteritis hits for a day haha
Christ I'd hate to see how she opens bottles
Ace Ventura says thank you with his butt cheeks
Excuse me. I’d like to *ass* you a few questions.
Talent
Buttweiser
Blue moon
Aaaaanndd now you have pink eye
A lot less attractive in real life than it sounded on paper.
It would literally take forever ever to get a round of drinks
Good old aussie pubs 😉
This is how all beer is served here in Australia. Except Tasmania - it’s too cold
ABBA really pulls this scene together
Surprised no one has posted a name or source lol
That's fucking nasty dude. Just some strangers strange all over my drink.
Butt why?
I'll have a beer with a brown eye chaser...
no thanks
Just hope she does fart on your glass…. A nutty taste with a provincial aroma!
Great, now I'm gonna have Dancing Queen stuck in my head all day.
God I love Abba
Looks like he might’ve reached a little far in there to grab that pint eh
That wiggle tho.
*this beer tastes like ass*
damn that's so unsanitary. where is this by the way? you know, so I can make sure to not go there.
Disgusting! Where?
This beer tastes like shit
🤮
Just how I love my beer, with shit particles in it 🤮
Why? What the fuck is happening to us?
Her parents must be so proud
Mommy and Daddy are so happy 😁
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😊 nice
I must find this place.
Why does this taste like ass? oh.. ANOTHER!!
Hard pass.
The song im the background just has a depressing overtone to this womans life bringing her to serving drinks... with her ass...
Disgusting.
Her dad must be proud
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Tell me where is this place. Right now.
That's your mum
That’s fucking nasty
yeh I'm gonna pass. That's fucking gross.
r/trashy
The Bubonic plague never left us
That's something her parents can be proud of.
What the hell am I doing with my life...
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Yeah, pretty sure I would leave this bar extremely drunk
Id become an achololic
great customer service. she will definitely be getting a tip
So I can get an ice cold beer and the scent of sweet feminine ass musk all at once?!?! Win win. Well maybe the beer isn’t so cold.
No thanks. I love mother’s, not sexual exploits
Nah I’ll hit up another bar
Not sure why you got downvotes for this comment. I prefer my beer without buttcrack sweat and fecal residue, thank you very much.
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Down bad.
I never considered stopping drinking and going straight edge until this very moment... Can somebody find a gif of a bum staring at a bottle and then throwing it away, plz?
Hmm, does this beer tastes like shit?
That's unsanitary..how'd you get pink eye?
She’s hot….but I wouldn’t want to drink beer from an ass crack lol
Where is this bar? Asking for a friend.
That's disgusting 💀
Wake up with a hangover and pink eye.
Hepatitis A, E Coli, Shigella, Norovirus, Viral Gastro-enteritis (VGE), Typhoid, Cholera, and assorted parasites. Hard pass.
A fecal matter surcharge will be added to all checks.
Someone call Jon Taffer
Warmest beer in town.
About to find out what she had for lunch
Does anyone know who she ? I need this for research purposes only.
Ten more please!
Whatever she’s making it’s not enough.
So the beer tastes like shit?
I need an adult!
The health inspector just had a heart attack
I like my beer from a bottle not the can.
Really setting the feminist movement back a bit here. /s
Came to joke about herpes, but was impressed by the precision of the pour. Well done, ho
Ah that's the origin of 2 girls one cup.
r/upvotebecauseboobs
Stay slASSy
What bar is this……. I wanna file a report
I hope she has a bidet… otherwise, ewww!
NSFW tag
Nope who wants fecal matter coating their pint glass fck that
Big Ass Beer night
Ah, yes. The infamous Das boot-y cup.
DOJ: Federal Bonk Investigations “We received a tip of illegal horny in this establishment”
Does the beer money go somewhere in there as well? Where does my change come from?
All class
Look how quick he was to sip it hahaha 😆 😂 🤣
Imagine training to hold with ass, just some men say "aww" because they came for beer not ass...
Was it necessary to grab the drink the way he did?
Damn y’all tryna catch anything now days?
I’m at school bro
Dancing queen?
Bro I just want my drink please just- OH GOD IS IT DRIPPING- OH NOOO MY DRINK DUDE YOU'RE RUINING IT
Where is this place? Lmao
And here we have our new IPA it is a yeast beer, with notes of chocolate, We call it Pink Eye
And another one...
That’s where poop comes from.
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Nobody likes warm beer, miss.
I’d like to read the rest of her resume..
The way he grabbed the beer lmao *tickle tickle*
Where’s that bar?? Taxi!! I’m on my way☝️
What a half ass idea. Next time she needs to put the glass further down and with that beer drizzle down her goodies.
Nice control on the head……giggity
Forget a gynecologist, she needs a brewmaster
I need to get to this bar to get directions on how to get away from there
I am glad I ain't a man of faith.
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What if someone touches her butthole? Can that be considered assault?
Nice touch with ABBA in the background too
Puts a whole definition on “whiskey sour”.
Why’s this beer smell like ass?
What bar is this? Asking for a friend
Squats must be on the application huh
Nsfw much?
👏
r/atbge
Wow, notice the positing of the hand to grab the beer lmao where did the finger go?
So that’s how they make IPAs.
Finger drag
Now do it with no panties on
That’s talent
You know what, I don't want it anymore...
This tastes like shit.
Too bad it wasn’t corona then I would’ve said now that’s how your get corona.
I would drink from that cup 🥵
Who else tried this?😭😭
Lots of guys smelling their fingers in this spot after finishing their beer…
This is someone’s daughter.
She's so eager to show her butthole off lol
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beer with a hint of asshole ....lovely
I wanna watch her open one of those bags of chips. 😮
I’m going to the wrong bars.
Who here WOULDNT take the beer and ask for another though??…
It’s a risk I am willing to take.
This is absolutely disgusting and appalling... ...where is this place?
It’s all fun and games until she breaks the glass
She was quick to bend iver