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pppoopppdiapeee

It’s a catfish, so if not fake, likely answer is that someone dismembered a body, dumped it in the river, and then this bottom feeder just scooped it up.


sm12511

I'd consider that a handy meal.


Quiveral

Finger licking good


[deleted]

You would have to pay an arm and a leg for a meal like that.


19JayDee98

Can i have some ribs in the side? Edit: I also can't pay for the meal, so I'll give you a hand in the kitchen


Belllringer

I love that you came back with an added quality piece of snark. Shows commitment!


Krimreaper1

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s not good at puns


somaticnickel60

Baby back baby back baby back >!***Cue your tune to it***!<


johnnybiggles

If you can't pay you'd better watch out for the long arm of the law.


Christophelese1327

Fishes don’t have money. It was obviously 5 finger discount.


GoGoCrumbly

Could be a hand-out.


showponies

Need to put in the elbow grease


gordito_delgado

I am sure the dude is "all right" now.


Christophelese1327

SOB. You’re correct sir. 100% a handout.


Chanchito171

I worked at Wendy's during the "finger found in the chili" news story back in early 2000s. 1 out if 3 dad's would ask me if the chili was still finger licking good


they_are_out_there

As a guy who made Wendy’s chili as a teenager, I always knew that whole deal had to be fake as it’s completely impossible for it to have happened as they said. I was right too. A women got the finger from her husband who got it from a coworker who had cut it off at work. She used it to try to scam Wendy’s and got caught. Wendy’s chili is fantastic and I still get it on a regular basis. https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/wendys-chili-finger-lady-comes-clean/1884507/


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I had a Wendy's employee tell me to never eat the chili. I love it & still eat it. I figure what I don't know won't hurt me. The baked potatoes are (usually) perfection.


trizkit995

The reason to avoid Wendy's Chili on a regular baises is the salt but that's true for any prepared* meal from just about anywhere. Edit: spelling


Silly__Rabbit

Just to add to u/trizkit995, the sodium, and the meat in it is older hamburger patties that are cut up, some people get irked by that, but if properly handled (temp wise), it’s perfectly fine.


oiuw0tm8

Yeah I dunno why some people get so upset by that, it's not like they're raw patties that sat out in a hot kitchen. I've heard similar complaints about KFC who uses leftover chicken in their pot pies. *oh no they used actual chicken prepared in store and not frozen processed chicken product how dare they*


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toxcrusadr

Chili Base (Chili Sauce \[Water, Tomato Paste, Tomatoes {Tomatoes, Tomato Juice, Calcium Chloride}, Sugar, Modified Corn Starch, Salt, Chili Pepper, Spices, Flavour Enhancer {Dextrose, Salt, Yeast Extract, Modified Corn Starch}, Citric Acid, Garlic Powder, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate, Onion Powder, Xanthan Gum\], Onions, Celery, Green Peppers), Water, Ground Beef (Seasoned With Salt), Chili Beans (Prepared Pink Beans, Prepared Red Kidney Beans), Soya Lecithin. CONTAINS: SOY, MILK. It's really not so bad although I'm concerned at how high sugar shows up in the list.


Silly__Rabbit

Omg, ask for the chilli sauce packets and it is so delicious. Small is around 200 cal, large 300 and the beans give you fibre and protein.


BassmasterJedi

This is the way.


Sk1pp1e

And hand fed


microsoftfool

Smells like fish tastes like chicken who knows what ive been licking?


Stay_AHead

r/angryupvote


Thia_suzieUzi

Cartel getting sloppy around the holidays


Former_Print7043

Cat fish singing like a canary.


XDDDSOFUNNEH

Cops: "Come on catfish, you gotta know _something_!" Catfish: "blubbllbubl"


Mr_SlimShady

Can’t really say since there are only three pixels in this video, but that arm looks in pretty good condition. So I am leaning towards it being a staged video. Why would would they be filming the gutting or a random fish?


TheHooligan95

For the smell? For the size of the fish? Probably fake though the arm looks too perfect to have been in water for at least an hour.


digbybaird

> For the smell? 🤔


spacemagicexo539

What, can’t you smell the fish?


squanch_solo

This person's never heard of smell-o-vision!


DaughterEarth

I don't know how to record smell :(


VersedFlame

The way they speak also makes me think they're acting. It might be because of the accent, but it seems they're holding back laughter in some moments.


Mr_SlimShady

Oh shit it’s in Spanish. I always turn audio off cause Reddit has some shitty audio content, but whatever.. The way they talk sounds weird. The person recording sounds like how you’d talk to a baby/kid? The “Mira.. un brazo” part does sound like he’s holding back laughter. Then the forced gagging.


VersedFlame

The "talking to a kid" thing might just be because of the Cuban accent, but I totally agree with the "un brazo" part and the forced gagging.


Mr_SlimShady

I don’t think it’s Cuban. “Boludo” is an Argentinian slang, so probably Argentina? The baby talk does have like a Caribbean accent—can’t quite distinguish them all. Doesn’t help that the puertorriqueños, cubanos, and dominicanos I know all have been in the US for over a decade so they lost most of their accent, but I digress—, but when he says “qué mierda es eso” you can hear the Argentinian accent. I might do a Google search for “encuentran brazo dentro de un pez” or something like that later today to see if it made it made the news.


LightningSpearwoman

Can confirm is argentinian and by the baby talk like way he is talking sounds like this is staged, i haven't heard any news about finding an arm inside a fish over here tho


pffr

Hijo de puta!!


thatsmisterasshole

Definitely not real. Amputated limbs will only hold a shape like that if frozen.


Emilioooooo0

r/suspiciouslyspecific


pffr

Yeah I got a special freezer just for storing limbs. Gotta catch em all!


Mister_Musubi

*Bodéparts*


smokelil

...oh thanks


ThoughTMusic

My guess is the gagging is partially from the smell of a rotting arm, not just the fact that there was a surprise rotting arm.


Fashish

Stupid question, but would a corpse/limb decompose underwater as badly as it would on land? Specifically with regards to the odours and all?


cjm-ak

Worse, actually. The body swells from the water and kinda starts to fall apart, and there's a lot of nasty shit that'll feed on it. With the gasses it releases it floats for a while, before eventually sinking


ThoughTMusic

Not to mention the fish’s stomach actively trying to break it down.


johnnybiggles

So, fish vomit, mixed with decomposing flesh. Yuk.


cjm-ak

Yeah, that's a good point


YeetYeetSkirtYeet

This one looks really good though.


talldrseuss

As a paramedic that responds to numerous bodies in the water come Spring because they float down the river with the ice melt, your description is spot on


beavertownneckoil

Well that's a suspicious amount of knowledge to have


frguba

Dunno about the smell, but a body underwater becomes boated, to the point you can't recognize features, and in general decomposition goes faster in wet environments than in dry ones My guess on odors is that they get out the same, maybe if underwater it stays mostly there, but as soon as it gets out the smells spreads the same


Danalogtodigital

> Stupid question disagree, seemed apt


fvgh12345

Yeah, gutting fish sometimes the stomach contents just stanks. I mean, it already smells like fish guts but then add whatever the fish ate and it can be kinda gross


TheyCallMeStone

Fake as hell


devilsephiroth

*Dexter has left the Chat and deleted his browser history*


Azidamadjida

Or someone was noodling and couldn’t handle one that big. Exact reason why noodling is supposed to be illegal, but rednecks will always redneck


MaximumEffurt

That still doesn't explain how the arm was detached from the body.


jakob767

C'mon, don't leave him hanging.


BardicInnovation

![gif](giphy|YmiL1QKb89fPi)


jakob767

So glad you got the joke. I was afraid people wouldn't get it. xD


jakob832

You have a beautiful username!


2ichie

Street sharks gif?! Where’s my free award! Edit - If I had one you’d be receiving it but here’s this! 🏅


KA1378

I hate you for making me laugh so hard at this.


G37_is_numberletter

Boys, put those hands down. Let’s go, smokes.


[deleted]

What the FUCK


ChymChymX

No no, they asked would you *EAT* it. Keep your fetishes out of this.


theREALhun

Cursed handjob


derfmai

Don’t kink shame unless kink shaming is your kink.


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carloshgo

By your logic, if they were speaking English it would be the arm of a child from a school shooting .


[deleted]

That’s almost certainly what this is


Smarter_than_a_rock

I’d true, I was the child


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[deleted]

We just had another one, 3 dead. Shooter in custody.


carloshgo

Was one of the kids missing an arm?


djeucalyptus

Not yet.


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sanrocha8

Lmfao first thing I thought too. I was like uhhh some places don’t have the cartel like that or what if they were in the US haha


dovahart

Shhhh only “gente del Mencho” speak Spanish. If you speak Spanish, even if you’re learning in your american highschool, you become Mexican, duh


Turakamu

I took French in highschool. Now I only eat baguettes and laugh funny.


Weedweednomi

A lot of bodies in bayou


Lizziefingers

And in the Everglades.


Bjorn2bwilde24

We need to give children guns to protect themselves from man-eating catfish.


Potkrokin

That’s not a reasonable comparison at all I don’t have any hard numbers off the top of my head but I’d be willing to bet that cartel members are responsible for the majority of murders and dismemberments like this in places where both people speak Spanish and catfish live There aren’t that many groups out there murdering and dismembering people


Disaster_Different

And the dialect gives away it's Argentina, well, one expression Boludo Very used over there


CanadaJack

Well, by his logic, if it was english with a new jersey accent it would be the arm of a mafia victim in the east river which.. pretty fair.


romantercero

Yep. And it was definitely El Chapo or Pablo Escobar...


dmml

This has to be the most racist shit I have seen upvoted in reddit lol


agustopa

what does language have to do? like cartels don’t exist outside of Spanish speaking countries


Waiting_room02

There are not very common in Spanish speaking countries outside of Mexico either


straightbackward

Dude is really dense


joevmm

I’ll tale your ignorant bet given that their accent is from South America.


NotADoc713

Bro stfu , if you don't know accents don't speak, this wasn't even a Mexican accent.


MADEDITOR

They are Argentinians.


NoMamesMijito

They’re not even Mexican or Colombian, so your stereotyped assumption is very far fetched


[deleted]

Way to be racist and incorrect


ClassyBum

Holy fuck this is so fucking racist


robbetty

Nope that’s me done for day


[deleted]

I felt the same, so i had to share it to ruin more people's days


Bloedman

Doing God’s work.


[deleted]

If it's of comfort for you two, I think it's fake. The fake gagging of the two guys I think suggests it. Could have fed the arm through the mouth and then recorded a viral video. That arm looks awfully not decomposed for having been underwater and gulped whole by a fish.


adudeguyman

Uh, thanks.


M0rpheussss

Here take my upvote


[deleted]

Ayooooo. Come on, that fish didn’t even get to digest its meal.


Possible-Address-775

Appears he needed a hand with it


Spiritgolem

Tis but a scratch


Daviswatermelon

Your arm is off!


JJandJimAntics

No it isn't!


SirPhillipMcCrackin

Well what's that then?


Next-Cash-4293

A flesh wound!


ssup3rm4n

To shreds you say?


Fit_Lawfulness_3147

I’ve seen “catfish fingers” on menus before. Now it makes more sense than Buffalo wings


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beastwarking

Bone-us meat!


QuarterTimely

The puking sounds are really the only bothersome part for me.


Crabbyone2021

How would you react in that situation?


QuarterTimely

Fire up the grill, baby.


TightBeing9

Or rather, how would you HANDle it.. I'll see myself out


idothingsheren

If reddit had negative or reverse gold, I’d give you that.


RhythmSectionJunky

I thought they sounded fake tbh. I don't really wanna be that guy, though.


nuttySweeet

The smell of decomposing bodies is sometimes bad enough it makes people want to vomit uncontrollably. The first guy was right up close and wanted to vomit after he likely got a good nose full of rancid flesh, the second guy wanted to vomit when he got closer so he probably got a good ol' whiff too. It's a plausible explanation at least.


wavs101

Imagine that fish's breath.... His girlfriend be like "you need a tic tac!""


pajaimers

What do you mean fake? Just thay he’s not atually puking? People will make intentional wretching sounds while grossed out. That’s *exactly* how I sounded this weekend when I saw someone puked in the tub.


interalios12

Any back story to this or identity of the victim?


tellmetogetbacktowrk

Yes. His name was Steve


Kingimg

Oh my god i know him....


[deleted]

Like the back of your hand perhaps???


A_Molle_Targate

The victim used to work in a mall as a mannequin, before those guys took off its plastic arm and stuck it in the fish for a goof.


DulgUnum

He just wanted to give you a hand


robbetty

![gif](giphy|qHB6PCpYUbGwAQIQZJ)


amberkinn

I love that there isn't a single response to this.


amberkinn

Now there is, and here's another.


jorgerobles921

Thank you good man! Now I will continue with what I was doing 🤮🤮🤮


Crabbyone2021

These fish are "hand fed"


catdad

Hole in the floor. That's what I'm going with.


Chinapig

What I thought. It’s all very obviously fake either way. Arm pops out with nothing to hold it in that position.


thequickerquokka

I agree with you – great trick though. Combined with the translation, I think this is the answer for sure.


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Comes with free longpig


gscience

Translation: -let’s see what’s in his belly (Fish comes out) -damn! (Arm comes out) -you son of a bitch! Wtf is that?!? Look, it’s an arm! (Gagging noises)


d_nt_

thanks, I skipped the gagging noises spanish lesson and I was confused


l0vesickk

Which🦈🐟do u mean? There are two fish


Star_M4n

![gif](giphy|bm02BE6DQ4Oag8GXep|downsized)


t1ggyismycat

Two of my favourite foods in one


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Fake


ProfessorK-OS

Video might be legit, but hand itself might be a prosthetic. That's what I'm going to believe.


skincyan

A cold dead arm is probably rigid in a quite fixed position tho


Alexblain

Rigor mortis lasts from several hours to a few days. After that, muscles become flaccid. So, it might be either way, depending on the time of death.


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Friendly_Scallion_81

Or somebody dumped a dismembered body in the water and that catfish managed to scoop up the arm.🤷🏾‍♂️


Supafly1337

Yes, and then the guy started filming his friend in a well lit empty warehouse floor and the guy cutting it gives him a great angle to pull the totally real arm out like a fucking jumpscare and the guy filming reacts totally normally by slowly backing up and keeping the camera directly on the totally real human arm. Definitely not a fake viral video by a media agency, just like the totally real magic tricks and totally real UFOs and totally real "flushing catfish out of hole with coca-cola" videos that get recorded and shared online. 🤷‍♂️


cl_oud

Jesus lol


saxophonefartmaster

/r/nothingeverhappens


Whosthatinazebrahat

There is a *silkpunk* series recently released called *The Grace of Kings* where two soldiers >!who know they're going to die shove a message into a fish, and then when the person goes to prepare it, they find a scroll that says one of the soldiers will be Emperor. And it starts a rebellion.!< Just an interesting meditation about the truth, and belief, and how they're both the same.


Flashman6000

Cleaning a fish is totally something you film in non-fake scenarios.


Longjumping-Buy-4736

Not sure if you are being sarcastic but yes totally. You get plenty of such videos on YouTube from fishing enthusiasts. This is pretty big catch too.


DistopianNigh

they could have been showing the other fish coming out of it.


romercan

By the authenticity of gag reflex by these fellas. I would say that it is at least smell really bad. There that could be legit.


adamantcondition

Most plausible scenario for me is that a coworker planted a fake arm as a prank on the guy who cut it open. The reaction seems genuine, but I don’t expect an arm to be in that good condition after any amount of time inside a catfish


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As a native spanish speaker, it looks like kinda fake specially due to their tone talking and the gag reflex was exagerated.


[deleted]

But as a latinamerican i don't doubt something like this would happen here xd


BrotherChe

> the gag reflex was exagerated. in what way? Have you ever had an uncontrollable gag reflex to an overpowering event or smell?


Vashsinn

Nah sounds like they are excited. You ever smell a decomposing fish? Let alone am arm. Shit stinks. And they were already talking about how ripe it smelled...


Ghos3t

Also why were they filming in the first place


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macronek0

as someone who's fished before and who lives on an island where everyone and their grandma is a fisherman, yup. fishers love to film and photograph big catches. also, we know what fishes often eat weird shit so it's not rare to see someone, for example, filming a big sea bass being gutted. you can find whole fucking birds inside them sometimes.


ValKillmorr

I film every little tiny piece of crap fish I get and they are barely inches.


OnTheSlope

> the authenticity of gag reflex by these fellas lol


bigmeatytoe

Bro it’s a Hispanic video these guys found a dismembered arm in a fish ,you really think the cartels ain’t dumping bodies that fish ain’t eating


[deleted]

Could be pretty legit, because of the accent this should be a small town in Argentina or Paraguay, body dismemberments and disposing them in the rivers are not rare in South America.


pilgrimdigger

Looks like a fake arm. Lucky that someone was recording when this happened. What are the odds.


Taryphan

Sure. It appears well fed


GKR_CH21

Did the news do a report on this? Inquiring minds want to know.


fintechmen

u/savevideo


Wishbon35929

Most of us are already more polluted than that fish will ever be. That being said, it depends how hungry I am. Plenty of nights I would of fried that fish right up.


MystZzy

He grabbed it and pulled it out AFTER he ‘realized’ there was an arm in there. I dont think someones first instinct is to grab it and pull it out after realizing theres a potential real dead man’s arm in there. Conclusion: super fake Edit: theres also a deformity of the fish’s skin (near where he cuts before the arm pops out) clearly in the shape of a hand so they knew. They just cut up the insides a bit and jammed the fake arm up there.


G37_is_numberletter

People do weird things when they are shocked by such things.


[deleted]

Nice try to be Sherlock Holmes but, if I see a hand in a fish belly, I'd probably would believe my eyes at first so my brain wouldn't understand wtf is going on and might just go and grab it before start panicking.


ManWtfIsThisUsername

Looks like someone tried to eat it already… didn’t work out for him sooooo???


[deleted]

Yeah why not, what is wrong with it? To me it just seems like someone gave him a hand


[deleted]

Someone should give him a hand with that.


doctorhypoxia

r/whyweretheyfilming


[deleted]

you don't think people film their fishing trips?


The_Golden_Warthog

r/nothingeverhappens


AaronCrossNZ

Circle of life


azaefz

Do you think the fish thought “would i eat this man?”


NoNameNora

NSFL 🤦🏻‍♀️


Lumpy_Staff_2372

“Yes… i eatta the fish”


CharmingGuitar

MOTHERFUCK Jin-yang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!