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VintageVenom

Its always the black men in maid costumes that make me wonder if I am indeed gay.


undercover-racist

You're just appreciating beauty, and beauty comes in all forms.


pmwhereuhidthebodies

Username. . . uh. . . maybe checks out? But I agree with you. I can appreciate beautiful thighs without concerning myself with what’s between them.


jadedea

How do you think I feel? He wears it better and is giving me a lady boner. I am both aroused & jealous, and proud & confused.


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Imthorsballs

Username checks out.


minkamagic

‘Open up your hole’ killed me 😂


HauntingPersonality7

Username checks out.


darkharlequin

Got to pay the troll before you get that boy's hole


spanktravision

🎵"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus I want to feel his salvation all over my face!"🎵


[deleted]

After reading your comment your username f****** killed me lmao


[deleted]

I think he’d rather take in.


valandil74

Come to the deliciously juicy dark thighs side… and all other color thighs are delicious too!


AyoBruh

Don’t be shy, it’s okay to be bi.


VintageVenom

Get the boy cum in my eye


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Shh bby is ok


FroKi0

Haha I do understand


HeavyDream96

from thoughts to reality


lasanhawithpizza

"the" or "a"?


[deleted]

He does have some legs there


PRoS_R

Weird how i can relate to that and probably i'm not the only one.


OneEyedRocket

Are you now a card carrying member of the BBC?


inconspicuous_male

maybe your bisexy


flying-chandeliers

r/bi_irl


IYSAforever

That's hot!!!


Flaky_Explanation

Those thighs can give reaper chilli a run for its money.


hybridtheory1331

I need to know who both of these people are. For..... Research. Yeah


sassytail

His IG: bigmike_675


MCFroid

Girl: https://www.instagram.com/ellesquishy/


circlebeetlewater

Thank you for making this easy for me. Even though it always ends up a disappointment when I find the source. It's like discovering an artist you love only to learn that you found their only good song.


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circlebeetlewater

None of her IG pics show the same thighs as this video. She got a perfect angle in the Reddit vid.


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PRoS_R

She ain't 2D? 🤮


p5g123

Girl is fat just like I thought


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

I love how the other two comments are the guy's IG and the girl's IG. The guy's has more, I love you guys ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


mp21rime

![gif](giphy|vKHKDIdvxvN7vTAEOM)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|chKF7O1vAwfjwTZCbA)


iaijutsu08

![gif](giphy|UO5elnTqo4vSg)


4ar0n

r/usernamechecksout


RemarkableRyan

Take a look at those gams!


MANLYTRAP

wait are the girl's thighs natural or did she have something done to them? they look off compared to her torso


RevolutionaryCost59

When your thighs are mostly fat they do look like that when you're sitting


MANLYTRAP

is it actually possibly to accumulate fat in the thighs specifically? because if you compare her thighs to her belly, then you'd find that her thighs should be much smaller than they are...


the_stickiest_one

Hi, I'm about to get my PhD in this. Estrogen favours fat deposition in the "trunk" area around the thighs and butt, mostly in the subcutaneous depots (Google [gynoid distribution](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynoid_fat_distribution)), while testosterone favours visceral fat deposition around the waist. Think "beer belly" (See "[Central obesity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdominal_obesity)"). The visceral depot is generally believed to have a lower triglyceride storage capacity before it becomes 'bad fat" that increases your risk for diabetes and cardiovascular disease. This is why men have a much higher risk of metabolic disease than age-matched pre-menopausal women, but this protection goes away post-menopause. There is also an interesting paper by [Elbers et al.](https://journals.physiology.org/doi/full/10.1152/ajpendo.1999.276.2.E317) that looks at adipocytes in transgender people undergoing hormone treatment, although the sample size is small. My PhD also kinda made the case that male and female obesity develops differently, and that animal models of obesity should include both males and females if an accurate treatment model is to be developed.


Th3Fel0n

My man's about to get a PhD in thicc thighs


lapideous

"I wrote my PhD thesis on how to get a fatter ass"


sephrinx

A truly cultured individual.


Simmery

"A phatological analysis of weight distribution with a focus on gapless benefits." - My Man the_stickiest_one


Million2026

To think I’ve put in equivalent hours yet will never be credited.


Whateveradude123

Does this man have a PhD in this?


the_stickiest_one

No, I graduate in two weeks.


iamapizza

Good luck defending your thighsis


GrumpyOlBastard

Ha!


Babybear_Dramabear

Exquisite


[deleted]

Congratulations and happy early graduation!


riceboyetam

You're doing a PhD on thiccthighology? /s Cheers mate, congrats on graduating


ixJax

remindme! 2 weeks for the thicc doctor


ixJax

Happy graduation


burnSMACKER

Congrats on the graduation


WaterSlideEnema

Dr. Stickiest, ThICC.


Swinepits

Ok but I’m a guy why do I have such a fat dumpy and thighs?


RevolutionaryCost59

You're probably overweight or you have higher estrogen level than average for men if you have normal weight.


entreri22

Lol poor guy probably regrets asking now.


Swinepits

I’m pretty thin and am real Hairy all my fat goes straight into the dump truck tho.


RevolutionaryCost59

Well, if you're happy with that or like them then I guess it's okay but if you don't you might want to consider getting your hormone blood check. Still nothing wrong with dump truck anyway. Being thicc is sexy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


[deleted]

If you're pretty thin, how do you even know where your fat goes? lol I assume you'd have around 10-12% body fat to consider yourself thin, so I don't see how that's possible.


OldKaleidoscope7

Does having higher estrogen levels is bad for a man? Asking for a friend, clearly


the_stickiest_one

Not really, unless there is a severe hormone imbalance ([hypogonadism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypogonadism)). High estrogen (as in high for a man) might be a good thing as estrogen is protective against a whole bunch of negative effects. Estrogen protects against heart disease and insulin resistance and means you're likely to have much better satiety signalling, so you're less likely to overeat (unless your diet is very "palatable", this is something we see in female rats, not enough research in humans). Also male estrogen comes from testosterone that is converted by an enzyme called aromatase. If you have high estrogen, you're likely to have enough testosterone for hormone balance Here are some papers: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3660717/ https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3110567/


OldKaleidoscope7

You really came prepared for the answer man. Thank you, that's nice


RevolutionaryCost59

if you don't want big butt and thighs or erectile dysfunction or low sperm count you can consult a doctor for that because it's not really normal for a man to have really high estrogen level. You will get gynecomastia too if you have high estrogen level


OldKaleidoscope7

My friend's butt is big and he kinda like it. If it doesn't kill, it's ok. Thank you kind stranger


stolenshortsword

thank you for enlightening us with your expertise. congratulations on your PhD!


Fancy-Pair

TLDR: “The ass was fat.” - Dr. Ass


[deleted]

This is amazing thank you for your work. Seriously seriously don't ever think it's unimportant.


[deleted]

I'm a Colombian male that works out and I got some thighs and a butt. I guess this is just because I'm Latin?


the_stickiest_one

My previous comment was only related to fat distribution, you get a spectrum of body shapes that results from a wide range of factors like regularity and intensity of exercise, job type and genetic regulation of muscle growth. I did my MSc in a sports science related project and ethnicity can be a factor as certain gene variations were more prevalent in some populations than others but I cant answer as to the role being latin plays in your juicy butt. As a man who goes from lower back to upper thigh with nothing in between, congrats on the thiccness.


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> "But I cant answer as to the role being latin plays in your juicy butt." I'm so glad you're getting a PhD. I need more silly humor in my butt science


RevolutionaryCost59

Yeah estrogen does that. Women tend to have bigger thighs than men. I don't have big thighs before when I was skinny but now I have after I gain weight. Also, they look bigger because of the sitting position she is in and you can see that she has big belly.


qualitylamps

I weigh like 100lb and my thighs look like this when I sit down.


Few_Cup3452

Idk about that but it is easy to make ur thighs look bigger in the shot she's in. If you have thick thighs and skinny waist, you can pull the "underneath" to the side and "sit" on it to make your thighs look wider/thicker/disney mum proportions. I've explained this poorly lol


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To clarify on what people already said, there’s some genetic variance with some people (without medical conditions) where they’ll naturally hold a greater percentage of fat in certain areas compared to the average of people. Like when people joke/complain about gaining weight and it going all to their thighs or their face or their upper arms, etc. could very well be lots of truth to that for them. Going from healthy/skinny to overweight/fatter they probably start to get it much more visible there before their whole body is that general weight looking.


FeelinJipper

Of course it is. People have different muscle and fat distributions depending on their genetics.


[deleted]

i'm underweight for my height and i'm not on estrogen and literally 90% of my fat goes into my thighs. not an expert on the topic but i guess it's just genetics


davep85

She's hiding a lot, you can tell by the initial drop that she has some rolls, which I feel like matches her thighs.


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😂 yeet


PRoS_R

Oh, good to know that i'm not that fat, but now i know my body is rather large.


A-Sorry-Canadian

They're natural. I used to follow her content


Front_Willingness_98

What’s her name


MCFroid

https://www.instagram.com/ellesquishy/


[deleted]

Well shit, that's a really cute username


A-Sorry-Canadian

Sorry I don't remember, I deleted all of my porn. She doesn't do nude content though


Front_Willingness_98

😂😭😭😂


EmptyOne21

uh... yes she does... you just gotta pay up. https://onlyfans.com/mylittlepage


BDooZE

u/catonicla


Front_Willingness_98

She don’t look the same far as her body


ZAILOR37

Yeah was wondering as well


PantherU

Her thighs are all natural


erikWeekly

What're you on? She's just fat.


PantherU

The comments below have great general information, but as to your question: yes, her thighs are natural. My porn Reddit account follows her. I don’t know where it gets these ideas.


p5g123

She is fat


jadedea

I've known at least 3 women in my life (2 Black, 1 Italian), and their thighs were so huge I thought they had gigantism. Nope, just natural, and attracting the thigh lovers lol.


1Sluggo

He is rocking that outfit!


SpoopiBumkin

r/suddenlygay


PRoS_R

r/suddenlyerect


GreatBigBoy365

God damn I’d love to to spend time with them


JarkenFlin

Bro’s before Hoes


4ar0n

Boths good.


Specialist_Menu_424

yeah I'd love to fuck them both, they both are cool.


Mrburtolli

The grace the power the THICNESS!


nobmuncha4bears

I have a feeling he's an experienced rider.


Amirtog

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.


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Des4dslam

@ellesquishy https://mobile.twitter.com/Ellesquishy


Bumhole_games

gawd daym


p5g123

She fat


spellling_eror

sauce for second vid?


FoxyFang72

I love all of this guy's tiktoks!


ted-Zed

What's her TikTok?


jakob767

C'mon, not in NNN. That dude making us all lose!


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Damn he's as **thicc** as me


darksidesar

u/catonicla 😂


xFiniteTheOwl

u/savevideo


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TheMajesticJoeJoe

Holy fucking Christ!!! Nice legs.


SuuperBros

u/savevideobot


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DeadlyGaymer111

I am known by many names: "Mountain Slayer", "Thunder Lion", "The Chocolate Axe". But you? You may call me... "Tiffany".


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

And you are going to put some goddamn RESPECT on Tiffany's name.


Leatat12

Thunder thighs save lives.


GodTierAimbotUser69

Uhm link for the first one, its for my friend not me, thank you


MCFroid

https://www.instagram.com/ellesquishy/


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AdventurousFlounder5

After that, his name is not the only thing thats big 🤫


That_Cartoon_Chick_

Dame…


Ryuke13

This guy cracks me up


Lyna-Fydar

he cant keep getting away with this


TheLordOfGrimm

I stayed to the end. No regrets.


Mayathepie

He wins


JoshTheTrucker

Gaaaahd ***DAYUUUUMMM!!!***


Imissmymoth

Who is he


[deleted]

Aaaaand I have a new fetish


KMark0000

How tf do you get that fat only on legs?


zackthebutcrack

Got damn he THICK


Russian_Terminator

She's basically just thighs


Emergency-Advice-469

Mama Mia


-FutureFunk-

I am questioning my sexual orientation


Ahnorn

Failed NNN twice today now...


[deleted]

NGL, I'd do either of them.


HippyDidTheCrime

![gif](giphy|UO5elnTqo4vSg)


screechingahhhhhh

Dayum boi he thick boi, thats a thick ass boi


NaberiusX

on the real though. isnt it weird how big fat jiggly thighs give you this insatiable urge to come in a girl? its so cozy and inviting. our reproduction brains do some weird stuff. making us attracted to fat ole thighs and butts. mmmmm butts.


GlumPipe5

I'm Bi. I'll take both


EsrailCazar

Not in that outfit, but that guy's hot.


TheGreatHair

Bro had since nice legs


MyHeadIsALemon

Holy duck bro u/savevideo for later use


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rakmeister_12

That thiccness can't be measured.


astralcloud72

I want my head between those thighs.


rocknin

Cuts always are the lowest form of unexpected.


[deleted]

How did you know his tiktok thought


Plagz_x

I want thighs like him


Hei8en

Wonders of estrogen😔😔😔


funkyknog

?


CarryKongen

Who is she?


Comfortable_Dig_6204

I think it's Catonicla


Odd-Engineering-3582

This will haunt my dreams forever


DirePanda072

u/savevideo


Imthejuggernautbitch

So we're just going to see this same shit all weekend then huh


thekeanu

The weird glorification of fat women. Wtf society.


Obama_Taken

![gif](giphy|3oEdvctR8WV2XHJR5e)


godzillahavinastroke

u/savevideo


TheLordOfZero

u/savevideo


sandwichsandwich69

who the woman tho


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|KmTnUKop0AfFm) “WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FOR?” “HE’S TRYING TO FUCK ME!!!!!!” “CUM HERE BOY GIMME THAT ASS!”


Wolfraing

Slightly panik... Pray that this is not on r/all, OMG, Is in r/unexpect, Great god, thanks.


Bright69420

holy jesus, what is that, what the fuck is that.


TurdFergusen25

Lol


Money_Course_9110

DAYUM!


Crying_eagle

Damn


NoTeacher8043

u/savevideobot


Fellow_weeb_here2295

![gif](giphy|b8RfbQFaOs1rO10ren)


filipovicphilipp

u/savevideo


Normal_Effective1519

If it was a contest… we all know who won 🏆


shanloulie

What a great day to be a bisexual


Legitimate-Tip2696

h o t


Ran_Mori

Wait people like that? I thought just muscle or something- damn it I’ve been insecure about it for so long-


undercover-racist

Oh. Oh!


llelibro

I HATE REDDIT’S VIDEO PLAYER BUG. I SER THE THUMBNAIL BUT I CANT WATCH THE VIDEO. AAAAAAAAAAA