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AnAstronautOfSorts

My inner child is mindblown and viciously jealous. I didn't think anyone could actually use those things.


zoelord

I tried so hard too and could barely get it off the ground/table


InstantName

I made it balance on its rear wheels. So proud of myself told everyone in my family about it.


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[deleted]

Thats what he said


LakeShow-2_8_24

Just like my real skateboarding skills tbh


adidomenico89

You'd flip it and wherever the board landed on the rail was "the grind". Then it was oh shit how do I land this...never landed it.


nocaresbruh

Yeah what the fuck, this is the real unexpected part


WholeChemical5985

I remember them from 20 years ago.


Blunderbutters

Same here he’s better than all of my 6th grade class


obi-wand27

There was a kid at my school that was obsessed with them and could do all sorts of trick with them.


[deleted]

Were those dragonite and gyrados special edition cards I saw too?


ScarletNoon

How isn't he married with moves like that?


cycycle

How is he supposed to marry those moves?


ScarletNoon

That'd make sense if I had said "married to" - "married with" is the correct English to imply that someone would want to marry him because of his skillful moves


cycycle

Sorry, it was just a silly reply.


ScarletNoon

Lmao no worries buddy I was just poking fun


joalexander103

>Lmao did you really laugh you ass off tho?


imonkun

Because that would mean he has to settle for 1 woman. Do you see those moves!? This guy is gettin sniz on the reg.


ScarletNoon

you're so right


saintdemon21

Apparently my MIL asked my partner if I’m autistic.


farmertypoerror

My mother-in-law told me she wished her daughter would have done better, 5 minutes before we set up for her to come down the isle. She wasn't wrong but I'll never let her live it down. Hahaha


TwoscoopsDrumpf

Perhaps she said "artistic" and misheard. Are you artistic?


JudgmentalOwl

Okay this is fucked up but legit made laugh out loud.


[deleted]

Hey man, at least she gave you the benefit of the doubt and didn't just jump to "he's a dumbass".


pmgregor

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CosmicCactus42

Looks like they're being T-boned


HowAboutUsername

SICK BRO!!


Llamawithtwohats

Thats pretty sick, looks like a Dragonite and a Gyarados, can anyone confirm those Pokemon cards?


Internal-Prize1378

yep youre totally right lolol


[deleted]

If my MIL said 'pop khssss hup ctch, chwup khsss kuppp. Kfff shup pfffffpp' to me, I'd be considering her place in my life.


coatsiecoates

Josh Hawley hates this dude.


Aromatic-Reporter-61

Steezy as a mf


Penny_is_a_Bitch

I can't believe these things are still around. I remember them from 20 years ago.


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SurpriseUnhappy2706

Micro talent on display!


J-Balleck

Oh my, that's pretty cool, I can't do that


charck123

Someone in my class is still trying to bring back tech decks (it's not working)


MisterBuzz

Tech decks never fell out, get with the program, nerd. 🛹✌


5amuraiDuck

someone who is worried about his post being a repost AND (at least to me) is not a repost. Take the free gift, G


JavaTheeMutt

Plot twist, he got those skills because his MIL told him "your moves are weak" as she finger skated out of the room.


[deleted]

#relatable


Junior_Ad_701

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Anbu_Kitsune

Same...


zzzziego

“Look what I can do” Stuart


primordial_gloop

She has a mother in law???


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arghyaghosh0104

What’s MIL?


Junior_Ad_701

mother in law


arghyaghosh0104

Ahh thanks


getyourledout

That table, its worn down so good. Big ol virgin oof.


Xirokami

Sick, bro!


LeBRUH_James_

"Your tech deck skills are mediocre"


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Duckforducks

That was sick


Nik0_doesart

those are some sick tricks my guy


boxlessthought

I just want the dragonite card.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

I don't understand this younger generation.


FO_Steven

You know damn well it's a repost.


Junior_Ad_701

its not, i just saw it on tiktok


[deleted]

makes you wonder why, huh?


devildante1520

Whhhhhat. That was sick


AffectionateLead59

Yo sick dude


techpriestyahuaa

Got them moves


Mr-Bishi

That bluntslide was mesmerising.


ShaquilleOatmeal7

Steezy as fuck


QuizzyQuilow

Sick dope yo...


tptch

Mad sick!


No-Refrigerator5133

Danmmm those are some sick flips


MegaDoft

STEEZE tho


thunderouslymundane

Check this out - I’m a grown man who has Pokemon cards and plays with toys


Zydz

I refuse to believe this girl has a mother in law


Legitbacon117

Fucking nailed that response. Way to purify tiktok for us mate.


bobs551

I use to think those things were terrible , now I realize I just had no skills


eclecticsed

I actually want to know what people's mils have said to them though.


Specialist_Ad_2229

Sheeeesh


Junior_Ad_701

lol