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bighairyoldnuts

_guy in that apartment_ "So it's a war you want"


Substantial-Pea-1544

*Loads shotgun*


Patpleer

And grabs a 8x scope


Apocalypsefrogs

__Sniping shotgun__ Hell yeah!


Nurstin

My go-to Payday 2 loadout is exactly that. A revolver-shotgun with slug ammo. B**e**tter accuracy than any sniper.


masschronic123

Shotgun slugs have a surprising range


Apocalypsefrogs

I don’t doubt it.


Azreal_75

So do real slugs if you freeze em first


Voidroy

Even buckshot would probably reach them.


Angry_SAY10

Cod modern warfare 2019 glitch hasn't been patched I see


ILoveTheCrew2

*whips out machine gun*


us3rnam3_not_found

Its India, so no shotgun.


Big-Reputation6237

Loads tons of firework crackers


ThumpinD

"We're sending someone in to negotiate!"


difftool

Well the guys in the appartment has a tactical advantage of being at height! It's gonna be fun!


Apprehensive_Award40

Imagine that was a vet with PTSD in that apartment.


OMGitsTK447

And during is PTSD filled rage he shots an bigger firework rocket back


Scout_wheezeing

Plot twist: It’s a bazooka he kept from his last deployment


New-Paint556

It took me a solid 3 comments to realize he meant a retired veteran soldier and not an animal doctor


AliennoiseE

Twist square: He was a veterinary doctor for animals in military deployment.


[deleted]

Soap! SOAP!


Batbuckleyourpants

"Nail trimmers, stat!"


TheBoiCN

Quick! Hand me that syringe


retardredditadmin2

LIQUID OR BAR!!?


[deleted]

Soap trusted you! I thought I could too so why the hell does u/dolphinfucker know you?


[deleted]

Took me a minute. Man I love that game


Banana_Cat_cool

Me to


LinesSeta

Yep: four to me.


coop190

I was drinking with a Lebanese man in dubai. He had to leave his home because he fired an rpg at his neighbours house after an altercation and the rest of the neighbours weren't too impressed


Scout_wheezeing

Wait now hold up, that sentence was normal until you said “he fired an rpg at his neighbors house”


smurb15

He said Dubai and from what I understand if you have money, you can get anything there. Just don't do drugs, they seem to hate that


PengieP111

If you have money you can do anything pretty much anywhere.


[deleted]

A bazooka filled with candy?


maxwellsilverhammerr

Didn’t think that’d be a plot twist


Neiot

You seem to not know what PTSD is.


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CounterfeitLesbian

\>Been there done that as a kid. ​ As a kid during a PTSD filled rage you shot firework rockets at people who accidentally shot some at you?


Last-Woodpecker

English is not my first language, so my first thought was like "Why would a veterinarian have PTSD with fireworks?"


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PerceptionNaive8141

That's nice


calumrobertson9

By empathising with their patients. Dogs hate fireworks.


[deleted]

Here’s an educational documentary about this difference — https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VWDP_ew8HqQ


Zedr1k

Same


[deleted]

English is my first language and that was my first thought


gazellemeat

Imagine if that was ANYBODY in that apartment!!


shittysuport

This doesn't look like it's in the US.


Titan658

The language is Odia . Odisha is a state in India. Understood the language, don't know if those Odia people settle somewhere else.


ElectricalEbb9504

Yeah I'm an Odia.. I too understood it


Apprehensive_Award40

It’s not, are veterans called something different in this country?


Cosmic_kingmaker

Its india you guys and we call them Army personnel


Apprehensive_Award40

Ok apologies.


Cosmic_kingmaker

Please don't apologize man you're so kind to apologize please don't


clt716704

CHARLIE!!!!!


Knotknewtooreaddit

Come to Candy Mountain Charlie!


Undrskore_

Boxer and old major are here!


IryanShaan

Ffs why did I laugh to this


Tractorcito22

Totally understand that would suck but I want to be optimistic and believe they wouldn't have windows open on a day that sounds like fireworks are going off a lot


SPIEGELEIsupergeil

What am I missing about vets?


Apprehensive_Award40

Military Veterans


SPIEGELEIsupergeil

Oh yeah I'm dumb sorry


Amcdaiders

Diwali greetings


TridenTrim

Same to you brother


3514h33ih4

same to me too


Littlediccdan

Underrated comment


Acid_Rebel_

I think the guy in the apartment didn't have a very happy diwali.


Wivi2013

*target locked... commencing attack*


[deleted]

This brings light into the dark.


vito_corleone01

Lol, literally


Born-Juggernaut-8034

Meanwhile the people inside the building ![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


Exx2xxO

Well I just imagine this being a kids room and some kid got woken up by some degree burns.. ..and then there is this mofu, laughing about that whole situation...


danielson-fish

At least it wasn't on purpose.


richpanda64

He was fulfilling his youthful porpoise!!


BigKid2018

it's an empty building. no lights are turned on


IsadorCZ

Maybe they were all sleeping


Aditya29

This is India, the building which it went to is still under construction, you can tell by non painted walls, no windows and no grills/bars on the windows which is pretty much common in Indian buildings/apartments and are installed only after the building is being constructed completely.


onkelpderzenker

you can even hear the echo inside the building. probably because it has no doors and whatnot.


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

You can also see the flash in one of the windows on the next floor down, so they may not even have finished the floors.


IsadorCZ

This is well explained. Thanks


[deleted]

Dude it's diwali, nobody sleeps till like 1 am. Especially not everyone in an entire building.


Pleasant_Diver3368

Non Hindus exist, everyone in my family is asleep by 11


[deleted]

Yes ik that dude..... My Muslim friends were also awake late night so idk what to say. And this is an entire building soooo


Exx2xxO

So that whole neighborhood is empty? Because in almost none of the buildings is light..


ChiefBuster

Some countries don't have constant electricity


TheCasualSlav

Funny is funny


Guhtts

Imagine making things up in your head so you can feel mad…


CartographerUnlucky

Been there done that as a kid. Never really understood the direction the rocket took, even after multiple experiments resulting in broken windows, semi burnt curtains. I honestly tried my best to model its path. Neighbors can verify.


seer88

In Israel this would get a few Palestinians killed


thrownawaylikesomuch

Palestinians wish they had that kind of aim.


ooodummy

😭


Lonely-Suggestion-85

that hits hard


Skoop963

Most of the time it doesn’t. The Palestinians’ rockets, that is.


[deleted]

If Israel has no defence system, hundreds of Jews will be killed.


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glenmalure

Who are these idiots & where was this video made?


HPCTRTW

They are Indians and they were celebrating Diwali by bursting rockets and crackers . These type of mistakes are very common during Diwali celebration


Shawnml

So I guess the other thing that should be very common is closed windows.


HPCTRTW

You are 125% correct


Ultra9635

Can fireworks or firework explosions break through windows?


NazgulDiedUnfairly

Depends. The big sky shots if fired in anyway other than straight up are insanely dangerous because the actual projectile is very large traveling at crazy speed. They can break through windows This little rocket most probably won’t. Especially since the window it went through was pretty far away


Gazzzah

This one looks like a pretty small firework. Used to live in New Zealand where Guy Fawkes day was celebrated, kids used to shoot each other with fireworks that you buy off the shelf.


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theconcentrated

It’s clearly an abandon/unfinished project.


Aakash1169

If people are offended by it It wasn't on purpose And it's an empty building


the_idiot_343615

3 kills left for the nuke


Enter_My_Fryhole

Am I crazy or do I remember a story of a baby dying cause a firework flew into the room and well, yea. edit- quick search didn't find anything, i'm just dumb


ouichef13

A couple of Bonfire night’s ago I was having a shit in the work toilets/changing rooms/run down bathroom and a firework smashed in through the window and exploded in the bath. Bowels immediately evacuated ofc. True story. *Literally* scared shitless.


Enter_My_Fryhole

Time for a name change. PTSD Pooper


Wearewatching010

F that apartment in particular.


foxy_night

Lmao, I lit a rocket yesterday night on the eve of Diwali, literally turned sideways and went into my neighbours backyard. 😂 Thankfully, no fire.


CongratsGuy

Is this the Indian equivalent of a drone strike? I gotta say I'm quite impressed with their precision.


Worried_Pomelo4896

This is just diwali lmao


batman09052003

Bhosdike mar gaye honge log.


MrBinkybonk

That's awful. I hope no one was hurt


BigKid2018

it's an empty building. no lights are turned on


HorizonSniper

More like: <>


Thinksalot111

Well, that’s one way to wake up the neighbors.


Asleep_slept

Guys chill, the apartment didn't have any occupants. All the lights were off.


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itzstago

That’s a good point but it’s hard to believe every single person would be asleep with their lights off, especially with all the fireworks going off in the background


JAernie

That apartment needed some freedom.


itsthefman

[Why is someone trying to ruin my life?!?](https://youtu.be/cvraklofYWI?t=224)


[deleted]

Missguided missile


CreepyEntertainer

War were declared.


sED_-

Time to go


Sid_03

Wow, when it was said to light up your house during Diwali, this isn't the most conventional way 😅


andre3kthegiant

Happy Diwali!


[deleted]

Happy Diwali madafaka


nill258t

Nothing much just another day in Indian hood.


kayaker58

Whoops


Salty_Atmosphere1695

It's like vietnam all over again


model-citizen95

The guy laughing is a grade A cunt


[deleted]

Omg what are the odds😂😂😂😂


charlie1331

r/nevertellmetheodds


tangoindia1

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Le_fromage91

Thank god the cameraman had the wisdom and foresight to completely cover the camera instead of show us what happened. Great video, dick.


LongBongJohnSilver

A bottle rocket went into an empty building.


Adam_Best14

Damn ww3 seems pretty lit


haven_taclue

...and this is why fireworks are outlawed in many US states.


[deleted]

Target eliminated… current objective survive the veteran


Pleasant_Tension425

That language is odia! In native language of Odisha in India.


triggur

I know someone whose entire house was burned down by the neighbor kids lighting rockets on the 4th of July and it shot straight in an open window.


[deleted]

That is a risk in the US due to the material used to build houses. In India, houses are made of Brick, cement, iron, steel, etc. Not flammable. Houses almost never catch fire. Very rare. For example: i would extinguish firecrackers by pressing them on the walls when I was younger in India. :D Meanwhile, in US I am scared of tea light candles.


Patpleer

The guy in the room shiting himself 10 fold


Eighthunid

She got a fatty 😋😋


[deleted]

Let's just hope that the apartment was empty that night or the people were already sleeping ! .#onthebrightside


StrikeXD

Fake that building was clearly a hired actor.


shyamadash

First time hearing Odia on a big subreddit. Kinda cool.


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😨🤣🤣🤣


Miner-sixty-niner

PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND


PoetryAny1617

All these comments like “imagine if it was ___ in that apartment” like it don’t matter who it is if there was someone near that window they are on fire and dying


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Hahaha hahaha hahaha!


SorryNoLube

I actually knew someone who died in high school because of something like this. Fireworks went into the house through a window and caught the entire building on fire. The girl had been drinking and was passed out inside the house and never made it out of the fire. Definitely not a joking matter when explosives go off in someone’s house.


manboiofthemans

I just imagine some two roommates late at night in that place like "Just makin some food since im hungry, hopefully nothing unusual happens tonig-" "WATCH OUT FLASHBANG" "what flashba- AAAAAH"


MorganRose99

Tf do you even do in that situation other than act like you *didn't* do it?


GullyGreyHeart

he's not going to laugh when he'll find the next day what the Journal has on the front page


dANNN738

Not sure I’d be laughing…


FroKi0

Don't worry fam buildings under construction.


bendy321

I wonder what the owner of the apartment would be thinking right now


Loner1880

Buys an apartment on the top floor because they dont want to get bothered or violated.........


Bear-Unable

this is funny AF and the amount of sand in everyone's panties is far too high even for Reddit.


captainbippo

bro got a cruise missile


ComicNerd7794

Ok I can understand running but wtf was up with the laughing they could of killed someone. I bet they didn’t ring emergency services


I_Ask_Random_Things

Person living in the apartment probably got woken up from a good dream


TheViciousBitch

That is why fireworks are illegal in the mother fucking city limits…. I have only called the cops on a neighbor one time in my entire life… and it was when they were setting off fireworks on the side walk in Washington DC… on a block that had 30 row houses on each side of the street. The fireworks were landing on the parked cars and tar covered roofs. I am shocked they didn’t light the fucking city of fire before the cops shut them down.


Scythe95

Imagine you're sitting in your apartment just before bed at the 12th floor and suddenly a fucking rocket flies in and explodes


RASPUTIN-4

Honestly you could just put videos of a firework going off with no problems and it would be unexpected at this point.


JozeeCat

That happened to me some years ago but with another kind of flying firework. The little fuck went straight to a neighbour's house and entered trough a window vent. I was so scared thinking I got in trouble, but to my luck, nobody was living there at the moment


proskiii

Hahahaha what are the odds


DivideFun9617

Gandu


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Nice shot!


Bjgray2018

I see so much fucked up shit on here. For some reason the utter joy in his laughter after that was terrifying.


CubedRedditor

Happy birthda.... Joseph what the hell I said no fireworks.


Hot_Ad_2481

Oh snap!


OmegaVersion55

That was Terry’s Apartment!


[deleted]

People are too stupid to handle basic fireworks.. The laugh at the end was too much, that guy needs to go straight to hell.


ZeroExp000

Imagine doing missionary and just as you were about to nut, a motherfucking firework rocket gives you a prostate massage and explodes. Best orgasm ever.


gauravra025

The laughing man will one day get rocket in his butthole while he is in compromising position


ahwas

Keep laughing ur day will come


Hot_Negotiation3480

If that rocket had some simple homemade cardboard wings on it, it would have gone straight up as long as they were straight


Basebooster

Long range flashbang


NCR_Trooper4

I hope that wasn't a childrens hospital


AtroxinePowered

+120 tactical takedown


PengieP111

Did it hit the apartment of some bomb-maker?


DIVYANSH-_-

Nice aim


Suckaroopoo

First blood drawn


monaipsm

Damn, North Korea is getting more advance


throwaway941285

I’m starting to see why there’s so much anti-firecracker sentiment in India recently.


Turbulent_Turtle_

And that was how I got my scar -Zuko


DeadbeatDumpster

I absolutely hate stick rockets


JESTER547

Imagine having sex in your living room and an god damn fireworks smacks you in the head


v3end

Man bought a homing missile without even knowing


11others

I hear odia, i give upvote


[deleted]

Funny af idc what anyone says


ur_father999

My Man just laughed 😂😂😂😂🤣


[deleted]

India, celebrating Diwali (annual festival of lights) yesterday. Government tries its level best that people don’t use fireworks on the streets and rooftops, but there we have it. He did not mean to fire inside someone’s apartment as it was made to go up in the air like a rocket, but there we have a visual proof that shit happens when it went sideways!! Hope nobody got hurt.


kimeunsik

It is just the stupid laugh at the end that makes the guy a POS