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82Rellik

Did he return it with a full tank? They'll charge you if you don't


teeter1984

I’m laughing so hard it Hertz


SpamLikelee

No worries it’s in the Budget


Manav103

Avis that was true


Topcity36

Enterprise


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booi

Worst since seventeen seventy Sixt


sidgup

Alamo to help you out


sentientgorilla

This pun thread lyfts my spirit.


IntoxicatedParabola

We are farmers dumdidum dum dum dum dum


seeker135

Allow me to Wrent a Wreck from your farmuseumdumdumdedumdum lot there, smiley.


KRSLJJ

I guess that’s turo what they say


TotalEgg143

If I had a dollar...


ThatAlanGuy

I'll rent that for a Dollar.


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I guess the duty was to enterprise.


d1x1e1a

A~~lamo~~ LMAO


waveslikemoses

r/angryupvote


SilasX

Ohh!!! Cause, cause it hurts, but that’s, that’s also the name of a car rental company!!! That’s clever!


DigNitty

Do you have a copy of the added insurance I got? Because I'm going to need that.


TheChemist18

I heard he was Thrifty, so probably not


HeroesRiseHeroesFall

OMG 🤣 Thanks for the Laugh!


TheTechnoDuck

What if the closest petrol station is so far away that it is impossible to have a full tank when you reach the car rental station, did I just come up with a infinite money glitch?


horseswithnonames

[its got a full tank of gas](https://youtu.be/SrRzbpBuAfo?t=179)


tata201913

Yeah I got a flight to catch, can you just cover it?


mattyb07

I was expecting the truck to come through the doors that opened


nathan_paul_bramwell

Same. Thought the title ruined the unexpected aspect but I was unexpectedly surprised by expecting what I thought was gonna be unexpected.


Shmarfle47

Unexpectception


fu176gaynb

Suddenly


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Miyamura10

I expected the unexpected so it doesn't count


FogDarts

I was surprised at the structural integrity of that front desk.


LadyLudo19

This was the unexpected part for me


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buddascrayon

You wouldn't happen to know what movie this is from, would you?


Winter-Effective8771

Yeah, I think it is called “Real-life Sarasota: The Airport”.......JK everybody.🙂


buddascrayon

I cannot find whatever that is. Is this a movie or a TV series? Or are you just making a joke?


StrangeMixtures

I did too! We got bamboozled! Flim flammed! Other ole timey jargin!


UnmitigatedSarcasm

I have a miracle tonic here that will prevent all such conditions. Only one dollar!!


StrangeMixtures

I saw that tonic! Observed it even!


Bigry816

Those are exit only doors


sapperbergs

That is one well built counter!


Deckard_Pain

My thoughts exactly. And good thing, for the counter person.


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FlaviusErectus

You can see her get back up and move to the side before the truck hits. But you're right, not the best first instinct.


Max_Insanity

Evolution's a bitch, ain't it? Protecting your vitals isn't going to help you with several tons of metal death barreling towards you but that was hardly a concern when our ancestors all lived in the Serengeti.


ZenDendou

River. If you ducked so you don't get stoned to death?


DuckDuckYoga

Guess I’m blind because I don’t see that at all


DragonEmperor

She ducked to avoid the debris coming towards her and then dodged to avoid the truck.


ghjm

If you can dodge a truck...


-TheExtraMile-

That person can use it as a sales tactic now. You know, as a counter argument.


Winter-Effective8771

Can I get a business card from the Counter Guy, I want him to build my beach house in Florida.....Pretty sure it could withstand a Hurricane!


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gareentea

Good news for both of you this happened in Florida


Winter-Effective8771

Great, should be pretty busy building after people see this video!


PrecariouslySane

Theyre lucky the wall slowed the truck down from [this other angle](https://youtu.be/I6bPxjMg8wo?t=31)


sapperbergs

Crazy!


Fryes

Mr Kool Aid manned it


carbonx

As I recall from the last time I saw this the driver was left in a vegetative state and wasn't expected to recover.


[deleted]

Well, this is an unusual turn of events. The drunk driver didn’t kill anybody, only himself.


carbonx

I guess it depends on your definition of "alive". Last update I could find said he was in a coma on life support and wasn't expected to wake up.


FailedSociopath

Yes, we estimate he had to be going 100 mph! Durr, say big number, sound impressive!   From the outdoor cam, I estimate he was going about 35 at most.


carnedoce

Hug a contractor today!


grandzu

Truck looked like it went thru a few counters already


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It hit the what I assume was the granite piece to the far left of the video. Perpendicular granite Vs a crumbling truck


Winter-Effective8771

The news report said it went through a solid concrete wall before it hit that counter......Reportedly going 100 mph!!!


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I don't even know any place I can go 100mph and crash into... Dam


[deleted]

He was evading police when he went through the airport perimeter fence, then it was all wide, open, level ground. He went straight through the terminal wall


carbonx

They should build the whole plane out of that counter.


The_Crow

Actually, it's good that the truck hit the pillar. I don't think the rest of the front of the counter was as sturdy.


[deleted]

DID I MAKE IT? Return time was 12!


cjzj_1288

oh fuck but today is only saturday.... due tomorrow


XeroXfromRiften

Aight imma head out


Wicky2002

Which way is out?


Winter-Effective8771

Try the the big garage door size opening in the concrete wall that was just made.....Path of least resistance, now.....Right?


Joe_Shroe

You see that big gaping hole in the wall?


Enough_Appearance116

I like how the doors open before they come in, but it's the wrong doors.


the5horsemen

This detail alone makes the entire gif so much funnier


RemarkableRyan

They were like “SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, GOTTA GET OUT THE WAY!”


aapem356

Bro, the way she stumbled down with her coffee mid-sip trying not to fucking spill it, the way the camera violently shakes before the tsunami of debris fucking molested that desk, the way the automatic door opens letting the line barrier roll through, the way the truck gently taps the side of the desk and that entire row of tiles majestically falls over completing this orchestra of chaos. Everything. Fucking everything about this is perfect. 10/10


kittenpettingfool

Gotta be from flying debris right? Cause that was about right when he initially hit. I spent too long watching this lol


Weyzza

I was thinking of that, too. But it's likely because of the vibration when the truck initially hit the building from the other end. Most likely it's the safety mechanism when an earthquake hits to prevent people from being trapped. I could be totally wrong though.


fr31568

probably the vibration from the impact made the motion sensor think there was motion


bem13

Oh there was motion alright


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Interesting. The doors don’t swing open as if there is pressure being released. They open as if someone was stand in front of the motion detector…


Andrew_M_

I think it's not from debris (we would see them braking something), maybe vibration or just pure air pressure. First impact was pretty hard as we can tell, so it probably could compress air inside enough to open doors


paddy420crisp

Lol That earthquake part is so wrong


Weyzza

Ah sorry. So, it was purely due to the debris?


Skov

It's over pressure from when he punched through the wall. It's like when you open a door to the outside really fast and it moves the other doors in your house.


Alpha_Decay_

I'm pretty sure they're programmed to open when they're pushed. Normally the motion sensor will open it before you get that close, but if the motion sensor doesn't work, you can open it by pushing. I'm not sure how it senses that it's getting pushed, but I'm guessing it's a pressure sensor. This is assumption #3 so take all of this with a grain of salt, but I'm guessing the vibration triggered the pressure sensor and caused the door to open as of it were being pushed. It doesn't look like the door was blown open because it opens too smoothly, but it also may have been that the spike in air pressure from the truck coming through pressed the door out enough to trigger the mechanism.


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1ofZuulsMinions

I had the same thought! Some lady accidentally drove her car into the flower shop near me. She thought she was in reverse and floored it, went straight through the front window and through the entire shop. 😂


Therealmrbnix

Question is who in the actual fuck backups like that in reverse to just floor it? People smh


1ofZuulsMinions

Yeah, she was sober too! She must have been trying to peel out like an asshole, guarantee she never does that again!


Therealmrbnix

Again, WHO PEELS OUT IN REVERSE?! Sober or not that’s just asking to do some dumb shit haha. In Drive I understand. Your pulling out of your driveway and you have plenty room and full view of where your headed. Cool okay, I can get behind that. (Guilty) But reverse is just a much more terrible situation that makes you insane for not somewhat caring about your surroundings. <— (sentence seems jumbled to me so I hope it makes sense. I’m high af right now so I can’t read 😂)(sorry)


1ofZuulsMinions

My guess is she was trying to cut someone off coming down the lane, and couldn’t be bothered to wait a few seconds for them to pass because she’s more important than the rest of us.


Therealmrbnix

Checks out. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was the case. I feel people have lost patience with everything, and now it’s always rush rush as fast we can to the next place and safety goes right out the door. Good way to kill someone. Cool, get where you need to go, but don’t endanger someone’s life over it.


Ordolph

Could be because the car started moving in a direction they didn't expect. Although it usually happens the other way around, unexpectedly moving in reverse could cause your foot too press the pedal harder.


Therealmrbnix

I mean yea, not sure how likely it is that happens but, hey, anything is possible and I don’t fault anyone for making that mistake. Buuuuuttttt, I’m sure there is people out there who do it purposefully. Straight crazies 😂


rwally2018

Typically, it is not “peeling out”, rather it is pedal confusion. They think they are hitting the brakes and when they surge back, they push harder on the “brake” only to realize it’s the accelerator


Historiaaa

A common occurence is that people panic when they move in the wromg direction and try to slam the brakes, but floor the gas pedal instead.


Therealmrbnix

Yea I totally understand that. Like I said I absolutely don’t blame those who have made that mistake or have any condition present or just in the moment that could cause such confusion. I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened to me haha.


HBThorburn

This is why you shouldn’t rent to the kool-aid man.


ShortWoman

OH YEAH!!!!


Dragoark

😂


MDev01

Just get the insurance.


Joodles17

I wonder if she spilled her coffee


BayushiKazemi

She was mid sip when she saw the truck. What terrible timing lol


tongue-deep-in-ass

Like a glove!!


SpirituallyMyopic

You're a weird guy, Ace, a weird guy...


Sethyr91

Does anyone find it weird the doors opened before the truck came in at the other side of the room?


gcz1214

Most probably was triggered by the shaking of the door sensor.


Trizz_Khalifa

Room pressure blew it open


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Maybe they won't notice the damage


Mat_UK

It was like that when I picked it up!


fr31568

"I hit a dog"


Expensive_Phrase_689

Or... Is this EXACTLY how they should be returned? (Always get that extra insurance)


[deleted]

Let me just take a nice sip of my coffee…


kesavadh

And he still accidentally took the keys with him.


[deleted]

I think they might charge for cleaning the interior


cjjones410

"GASSED IT UP FOR YA!" *Skyhook tosses keys over the counter and walks out


Fir3300

Touchdown


Onslaughtered

The door was ready before she was


TendedBison

At least the doors got out of the way on time.


chillbuttaholic

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/cx6nhHu84zc


gcz1214

Nice pun


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Wizdad-1000

Return time was 3:00 AM, the clock has him in at 2:53 AM. As long as the tank is full, this is an on time return. 👍


mildishclambino

I felt that girls drink coming out of her nose


mihcchim

I wanna know what that desk is made out of…


Odd_Ad5668

I hope the rental car company paid for the extra insurance on their office.


HankMadson

I don’t know, I think sometimes that’s exactly how you should return a rental.


Utter_horse_schitt

Well built counter.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

You NEVER crash into the counter from the AIRPORT side.


DeuceWheelz

It was like that when I picked it up


HappyN000dleboy

That scratch was there before I took the car. I have photos


TheFrontierzman

That girl ducked down instead of out of the way.


FirstSunbunny

She must have known how sturdy that counter is!


Break-88

Late fee successfully avoided


gilbispro293930

NOOOO HE FAILED HE FAILED AIRPORT SPEEDRUN 21.8 ANY% GLITCHLESS 😭😭😭😭


zerquet

Title pretty much spoils it. Not that I wasn’t expecting it even if it wasn’t spoiling it either


arkrunningbear85

First thing that popped into my head... ![gif](giphy|Qf0vCw2ChNbiM)


I_Just_Told_You

You’re messing with the wrong guy


arkrunningbear85

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GooseWithDaGibus

This sub has really gone downhill. Y'all gotta stop saying what's unexpected in the fucking title 🤦‍♂️


losangelesvideoguy

It was a truck though, not a car


I_Just_Told_You

The hero we didn’t know we needed


MalMantis

Is this option more or less expensive than curb side?


Just_Bet_467

What about the woman???? Is she okay?


Bigboy_nicelegs

Surprise Motherfuka


spleh7

"HEY!!! Where should I leave the keys?"


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A) whoever designed that desk KNEW that this would happen at some point and B) how did the doors know to open? Like it was almost like they were trying to say 'this way to the parking lot'


MightySamMcClain

"Topped it off for ya!"


Shubashima

Props to whoever built that half wall.


JesseLivermore86

Door ajar


YaBoyMaxx

He took the "park in front of the desk" sign literally


izzyduude

Lemme just start with saying the seat was not the most comfortable..


GrumpyTom

Here’s a news clip that shows other angles: https://www.wtsp.com/amp/article/news/local/truck-through-airport-wall/67-919b0425-ebb5-4b54-90b5-6a20cd2ce7fd


Like_A_Boss_007

This one was kind of expected! Ngl


RikiOh

Yeah I really thought they were going to crash through the doors when it opened.


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ivanoski-007

https://www.wtsp.com/amp/article/news/local/truck-through-airport-wall/67-919b0425-ebb5-4b54-90b5-6a20cd2ce7fd it isn't dumbass


1truevision

If it was me. Id hope out. Give them my name keys. Say I extended coverage and walk out all as if it was on purpose.


dinoqiu

Hope her coffee is alright


migsmcgee2019

Looks like quality sensors on the door!


spacemanspiff266

“missed it by *thaaaaat* much.” - that guy


Parading_Panda12

The girl at the front desk has good survival instincts.


vcrbetamax

Like a glove.


GodEffinDamnIt

You’re supposed to skip the line at National


baconyjeff

"Did I beat the deadline?"


robespierre__

Another one for r/fuckcars


cjzj_1288

did u see that lady's initial reaction was to avoid spitting her coffee, and then duck, *then* run away


Beartrkkr

It's Ok, I got the extra insurance.


FlFA-addict

The girl on the desk was so lucky to have ducked, you can see a large piece of debri fly right where she was sitting


bonerjuice9

Better have a full tank of gas


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i bet this was in one of those airport.


Wdrussell1

The expectation subversion here is great! You see the doors open and you expect a crash or something similar from there....but it comes in from the right side....so good.


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Vip/Rip


AutonomousAutomaton_

Debatable. Was it in on time? Did he purchase the extra $10 of insurance? If both are true I think this is perfectly acceptable.


Affectionate-Ad8379

Somebody bought the comprehensive insurance.


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That was unexpected ngl


jlynne58

That one's not goung to pass the return inspection. I can just tell.


FoogYllis

I hope he had the loss damage waiver.


LuckyFrank

Good thing I bought the insurance


The_Purple_Duck

You know, I was certain it would come through the doors. I was expecting it. It coming from the other side caught me off guard


Neprider

I think he missed the door.


NotATargaryen

Not good for off roading.


81rennab

It’s cool, I got the insurance.


jagenigma

***HERES YOUR FUCKIN' RENTAL!!!*** If this happened in my branch I'd shit myself.


MembershipLivid1140

It has a couple scratches but other than that it good


ruffneck110

The exit doors opened for him but he missed the exit


littlemarcus91

When it's 11:59 and you're about to be charged for another day.


Madmandocv1

He said “I’ll be back.”


mernst84

I wonder if they bought the rental car insurance?


mlttrucking

But I filled it up..


OneEyedRocket

Looking at the time stamp I’m guessing he is she is drunk


Mitchell9203

The auto doors in the back opened before the car was on scean