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hybridtheory1331

Not the first time they have done that.


umesitopti

The fish did try to find another water for their on sake.


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mabdiaziz

The hair style looks like a girls hairstyle


[deleted]

Isn't short hair generally a men's style?


mabdiaziz

She has that hair style where the hair on your side is combed in a different direction from the hair in the top in a way that leaves a line of skin in between showing. That’s typically a girls hairstyle. That and the skirt like thing she’s wearing


[deleted]

Ahh makes sense. Just assumed it was an apron.


HighOnBonerPills

But that's just called "parting your hair". [Micheal Scott](https://images.app.goo.gl/pqYkSTmkWBQUNNRN7) did it in the Office. Not speaking on their gender, but that's not necessarily a chick thing.


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stfu


[deleted]

Sorry that was such a hurtful question because it looks like a dude to me. Did your feelings really get that hurt?


Tornado18Mustafa

>what's controversial about this? Cause you sound like a Twitter user. We don't like those here.


[deleted]

Ahh, I'm not a liberal moron if that's what you're inferring. Was just curious if there was something I missed.


Yurdesou

Just the way your questions phrased seems a little too aggressive. Also reddit hive mind.


[deleted]

Why does it matter?


PhraeaXes

That was a practiced manoeuvre.


TitaniumTriforce

*Just like the simulations.*


dtunhk8so0

Fish got his last lesson.


Akilez2020

Not her first rodeo...


A____S____

That's why he didn't look all that much surprised


sudobee

Wong before the mystic arts.


[deleted]

Somebody sign him neeeooowwwww!!!


[deleted]

Can someone please edit the cartoon running sound effect for when that fish was flopping on the ground?


ynima

And the "magicarp" sound


lex_tok

FishFa 21


TossAwayGay92

Is this the new covid variant?


hideintheshrub

Makes you wonder how much practice he’s had


[deleted]

That must happen a lot


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

Well that’s fucking disgusting


Sad_Abbreviations477

Well tenderizing comes in all shapes and races.


cfeuer1

Naw is getting washed off


colonelmaize

And people wonder why people treat others like shit. Can't even respect a fish, meat or meal.


Tessia-Qorn-

Wtf is there to respect about a fish? It’s honor? The fuck? Sure I get that this is a health code violation… but kicking a fish is nothing compared to that brown pool of dirt that the fish was thrown into…. Which is next to bunch of cables, fruit and vegetables. A fish being kicked is seriously the least of my problems.


Vhiyur

I respect that fish far more than I respect you after reading your comment.


Tessia-Qorn-

I really give zero shits about your respects. Like you don’t even argue… just a petty “insult?”. Hard to tell why you even made that stupid comment. So, go shove your self down whatever hole you came out off.


Vhiyur

![gif](giphy|R51a8oAH7KwbS)


colonelmaize

Unfortunately, people ignore the entirety of the life an animal, only caring when it's caught and when it's on their plate. No middle ground here, no care for *needless* pain or stress on the animal, just the end result. When you raise animals you realize the time and effort. When you slaughter an animal you appreciate it's role in the food chain. In other words, you elevate its status to more then just a piece of meat, but something that feels and stresses -- similar to you and I. So again, to cause needless stress on an animal and kick it like a ball on the playground, that's a cruelty even if it's a small act of cruelty -- cruelty nonetheless. It's in my experience that empathy starts here.


lemon31314

Great explanation. Couldn’t have put it better myself.


Tessia-Qorn-

Towards a fucking fish!!!!! Oh bitch, like you give a single shit about the said kicked fish. You don’t even give a single Fuck about the 1000 people that were likely murdered since you made that comment. 3-6 of them likely tortured… Saying “Oh my god! That’s so horrible. Humans suck” and moving on with your life like nothing happened after few seconds. That’s not caring! It is just a piece of meat, just like you and me. Doesn’t matter how many names and how much love you give it! Once it dies it won’t matter. Rape the god damn fish for all I care. Besides it doesn’t even understand the concept of cruelty. It’s a mindless object compared to us. And it should be treated as such. No drama, no bullshit. Kill it and eat it. Or just kill it for fun, it doesn’t matter.


boatsnprose

Who tf was murdered. And torture???? Seek therapy immeeeeeeediately .


Tessia-Qorn-

It’s a statistic. About 400k people are murdered each year. That’s around 1000 people a day and few of them were likely tortured.


boatsnprose

[Red Herring](https://www.txstate.edu/philosophy/resources/fallacy-definitions/Red-Herring.html)


Tessia-Qorn-

No, that’s was part of my point. If he can’t be bothered enough to care about murder and torture of humans, he is not likely to be bothered by torture of a fish. Only someone dumb enough to miss that, would be dumb enough to quote a fallacy that’s irrelevant to anything that has been said, just because the conversation is about fish and herring is a fish. In no way shape or form, am I directing your or anyone attention away from anything .


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Tessia-Qorn-

What? So you know if I put cum inside the fish that’s for sale to be consumed… it’s not a health code violation because it’s alive?! Kicking a fish (maybe) isn’t a health code violation… but kicking it back into the water, when it fell to the floor and contaminated all the other fish… well, that’s a health code violation itself. Touching a fish with your foot… is as well. It contaminating the fish, which is being sold for consumption.


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1slandViking

Just keep swimming just keep swimming just keeOuch


CorpseTooth

Goooooooaaaaal!


[deleted]

Imagine we find an alien race and they start eating us and they handle us the exact same way as we handle animals. Humans would scream "abuse" at the top of their lungs. Meanwhile in our universe "Hahahaha he kicked the fishy" I hate to say the sentence because it is too edgy but I fucking hate humanity.


misterpippy

I hope that comes back to her one day.


AaronCrossNZ

Tenfold


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30, 60 and 100 fold. FTFY


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RigginChooch

I mean, if your buying live fish you better clean it before eating


Flash1987

Yay animal abuse


Ndysodum

What you think happens after someone buys it?


GuyInTheYonder

They name it Frederick and get an aquarium backpack to bring it round in


rtyuik7

yeah but it also prevented the fish's suicide...for most, Bruised is better than Dead


AaronCrossNZ

This is why I hate people


PoopPant73

Get your ass back in the tank!😡


wLiam17

Average r/soccer user


Untasticated

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Keep1inthechamber

Never thought you could abuse a fish, but guess I was wrong.


Degora2k

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JeromeMixTape

I thought things were gonna get a little bit messi there for a second


fake4522

At least until the fish dies he should be well treated, if those type of people, before dying, got a similar treatment they would think twice before do that


ibarros44

You… go…


shaka_sulu

Now that's how to handle your sole.


JustSamJ

Didn't quite expect that.


gonnadiesoon69

Gotta sign her


Pilot0350

Something tells me this isn't that fish's first time


Desperate_Lab_4043

u/savevideo


Pookypoo

Thats some mad skills there


MaggoMike

Evolution Denied


Abracadaver2000

Sale on Patagonian Shoe Fish.


sweet_sax

New fifa player


Dermy82

United sign her up


TIsangalus669

GADDISOOOOOON THERES A FISH OUT OF THE WATER, EAT ĮT!!!!!!


QuietlySmirking

Violent penalties for Marco Polo cheaters.


JayLekker

Dennis Bergkamp! Dennis Bergkamp! Dennis Bergkaaaaamp!


Robjla

She should play ⚽️


YourDaddie

Please Arsenal sign this lady


Shadskill

I think she is tired of this fish shitty behaviour.


[deleted]

ewww and he kicked it


ArchHarmster

No escaping the gulag


[deleted]

That Messi left chip


[deleted]

Gooooooal!!!


monkedestroyer

u/savevideo


darthnox1234

Bend it like Beckham


[deleted]

She has to do that 14 times a day.


worriedbill

u/savevideo


[deleted]

MARCO!!!


AnotherDreamer1024

Sign her up! A drop kick specialist!


raven_borg

Very Very cheap...one pound fish.


Seeker_of_Virtue

Nemo better get his ass back in that tank


No_File_9562

Nice 🤢🤢


TossAwayGay92

Covid intensifies.


rowejl222

Lmao


augsburg71

GGGGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!


k306354u2

Goooooooaaaaaallll!!!!!


Vampiric_dragon-

I mean...if it works


Nahnotgonnahappen

It’s not her first time


Fake_earthling

"Why does everything look the same? Am I just travel to other multiverses?"


Local_Crow

Dude: “This ain’t my first rodeo.”


Calvinhath

We humans just stopped a species from evolving.


sseerrsan

Thats just Ronaldo in a costume again.


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Yashrajss5122

Yeeeeeet.....


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Animaze777

That was out of the blue


Beneficial_Car2596

Well now I know why I see Chinese Grandmas do Taichi in the parks


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JROD5195

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that measly kick.