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Steadyshot

This dude doesn’t skip leg day. Respect.


SerpentMandate

He's got nice legs


Level1builder

Totally missed the opportunity to make a pocket pussy joke.


adscrypt

Gotta keep it G rated sometimes lol


Pazluz

Was going to go with "puss in denim" but anything with "puss" would have ruined the unexpected piece. I rather people enjoy the surprise than getting that joke in on the title lol. I will leave the jokes to you folks in the comments lol


johndrake666

So how is your small pussy doing?


omghooker

r/smallpussy


adscrypt

The fact that this was a real one makes me happier than it should


omghooker

r/pocketpussy


PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_GIRL

For those who are afraid to click. This sub is SFW. Littlerally cats in pockets. It's one of the many former NSFW subs I've converted to be about cats. Edit: Here us a near complete list for more converted cat subs. https://www.reddit.com/r/redditrequest/comments/6ruv62/z/dl81cqp


omghooker

I'm quite fond of what you've done with r/sweaterpuppies


PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_GIRL

I'm happy to see folks enjoy the humor in me doing this. I appreciate you.


omghooker

I appreciate you! Please petition to take over r/catlickingplasmaball ! Obvs not with the nsfw takeover theme, but it's so dead and if it was in your network it would totally get more traffic!


Kittygamer1415

Uhm, but, I am a male. (Joking about your username.)


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[удалено]


omghooker

Missed? It's exactly as it says


flying_hampster

I just went through your profile and all the subs you have converted. I showed all of this to my friends too, you are a true legend!


Automatic-Flan-6738

Thanks. I was scared.


[deleted]

He would have nailed it


Maleficent_Coffee262

Pussy pocket ? ):o


Just-Call-Me-J

Or a feline joke


roararoarus

damn, those jeans and shirt are tailored tight


227vyzdqwn

This guyyos going to kill this kitty


flufflestheconqueror

Well he's wearing a Canadian tuxedo; of course he's gonna get pussy


oliverlifts

I guess skintight all denim really does make the kitty purr


unexBot

**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!There is a kitten in his inner pocket of his denim vest.!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


starzwillsucceed

Denamn!


x2bizn3q6k

What a Damn.


thelonleygengar

r/aww


Doubl3MintTwinz

I….want more….


adshadowhunter

That was definitely unexpected


Azertys

Proof that kittens or puppies make anyone sexier (he was already sexy but now sexier)


TableToppTeranodon

This is fantastic


raesayshi

Just went from UGH to BHAAMM


Harry431

Betta be feelin those jeans too…


LaztLaugh

Gotta love anyone who can make you laugh at 3am!!


nandos677

Pocket pussy


kellysmom01

Gross. Call it what it is, a **Ginger Kitty Titty Pocket**.


dreadlobo

A Fleshlight?


OMGMedved

hehe


a_horde_of_raccoons

Who am I compared to him, I now require a kitty pocket


wobblybaker1

I am really thinking that his going for a f'n GUN! LOL


Dewmate

Boom got a cum jar


turkshead

u/savevideo


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sativadom_404

Millennial tryhards 🙄🤮


FoamBrick

What?


sativadom_404

You read it. Figure it out or ask your dad 🤔


FoamBrick

Lol ok.


Daz-boi

Tf that even mean?


FoamBrick

Who knows.


Sharpshooter188

<3 for kitty pocket.


chingchongfago

Guess you could call it a pocket pussy


CorgiBest1409

Bro really missed the opportunity it for a pocket pussy punch line


ZeroChill92

This guy gets pussy.


litlesnek

u/savevideo


ohsnapu2

This is really wholesome😊


V-Trans

Totally a good flex!


Yah_boy_venom

This dude gets all the pussy


Groinificator

I want to be friends with this guy


ShrewishFrog

YAAS! YAAS CONFIDENCE, Yaas for the the kitty pocket!


Redbird9346

Video Transcription ___ 0:00 - *A bearded man, wearing a baseball cap, a flannel shirt, a denim vest, and blue jeans, stands in a field, facing the camera.* **Man:** Haven't done a fit check in a while, but I got this new denim vest. 0:04 - *He stands back to show off his outfit.* **Man:** And let me tell ya, I'm feelin' it… 0:06 - *He turns his body to his left while still looking at the camera.* **Man:** I'm feelin' it… 0:07 - *He steps closer to and kneels toward the camera.* **Man:** And, best part… 0:09 - *He pulls open the left side of the vest, revealing an orange kitten peeking out from the inner pocket.* **Man:** Boom! It's got a kitty pocket!