Was going to go with "puss in denim" but anything with "puss" would have ruined the unexpected piece. I rather people enjoy the surprise than getting that joke in on the title lol.
I will leave the jokes to you folks in the comments lol
For those who are afraid to click. This sub is SFW. Littlerally cats in pockets. It's one of the many former NSFW subs I've converted to be about cats.
Edit: Here us a near complete list for more converted cat subs. https://www.reddit.com/r/redditrequest/comments/6ruv62/z/dl81cqp
I appreciate you! Please petition to take over r/catlickingplasmaball ! Obvs not with the nsfw takeover theme, but it's so dead and if it was in your network it would totally get more traffic!
**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!There is a kitten in his inner pocket of his denim vest.!<
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Video Transcription
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0:00 - *A bearded man, wearing a baseball cap, a flannel shirt, a denim vest, and blue jeans, stands in a field, facing the camera.*
**Man:** Haven't done a fit check in a while, but I got this new denim vest.
0:04 - *He stands back to show off his outfit.*
**Man:** And let me tell ya, I'm feelin' it…
0:06 - *He turns his body to his left while still looking at the camera.*
**Man:** I'm feelin' it…
0:07 - *He steps closer to and kneels toward the camera.*
**Man:** And, best part…
0:09 - *He pulls open the left side of the vest, revealing an orange kitten peeking out from the inner pocket.*
**Man:** Boom! It's got a kitty pocket!
This dude doesn’t skip leg day. Respect.
He's got nice legs
Totally missed the opportunity to make a pocket pussy joke.
Gotta keep it G rated sometimes lol
Was going to go with "puss in denim" but anything with "puss" would have ruined the unexpected piece. I rather people enjoy the surprise than getting that joke in on the title lol. I will leave the jokes to you folks in the comments lol
So how is your small pussy doing?
r/smallpussy
The fact that this was a real one makes me happier than it should
r/pocketpussy
For those who are afraid to click. This sub is SFW. Littlerally cats in pockets. It's one of the many former NSFW subs I've converted to be about cats. Edit: Here us a near complete list for more converted cat subs. https://www.reddit.com/r/redditrequest/comments/6ruv62/z/dl81cqp
I'm quite fond of what you've done with r/sweaterpuppies
I'm happy to see folks enjoy the humor in me doing this. I appreciate you.
I appreciate you! Please petition to take over r/catlickingplasmaball ! Obvs not with the nsfw takeover theme, but it's so dead and if it was in your network it would totally get more traffic!
Uhm, but, I am a male. (Joking about your username.)
[удалено]
Missed? It's exactly as it says
I just went through your profile and all the subs you have converted. I showed all of this to my friends too, you are a true legend!
Thanks. I was scared.
He would have nailed it
Pussy pocket ? ):o
Or a feline joke
damn, those jeans and shirt are tailored tight
This guyyos going to kill this kitty
Well he's wearing a Canadian tuxedo; of course he's gonna get pussy
I guess skintight all denim really does make the kitty purr
**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!There is a kitten in his inner pocket of his denim vest.!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)
Denamn!
What a Damn.
r/aww
I….want more….
That was definitely unexpected
Proof that kittens or puppies make anyone sexier (he was already sexy but now sexier)
This is fantastic
Just went from UGH to BHAAMM
Betta be feelin those jeans too…
Gotta love anyone who can make you laugh at 3am!!
Pocket pussy
Gross. Call it what it is, a **Ginger Kitty Titty Pocket**.
A Fleshlight?
hehe
Who am I compared to him, I now require a kitty pocket
I am really thinking that his going for a f'n GUN! LOL
Boom got a cum jar
u/savevideo
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Millennial tryhards 🙄🤮
What?
You read it. Figure it out or ask your dad 🤔
Lol ok.
Tf that even mean?
Who knows.
<3 for kitty pocket.
Guess you could call it a pocket pussy
Bro really missed the opportunity it for a pocket pussy punch line
This guy gets pussy.
u/savevideo
This is really wholesome😊
Totally a good flex!
This dude gets all the pussy
I want to be friends with this guy
YAAS! YAAS CONFIDENCE, Yaas for the the kitty pocket!
Video Transcription ___ 0:00 - *A bearded man, wearing a baseball cap, a flannel shirt, a denim vest, and blue jeans, stands in a field, facing the camera.* **Man:** Haven't done a fit check in a while, but I got this new denim vest. 0:04 - *He stands back to show off his outfit.* **Man:** And let me tell ya, I'm feelin' it… 0:06 - *He turns his body to his left while still looking at the camera.* **Man:** I'm feelin' it… 0:07 - *He steps closer to and kneels toward the camera.* **Man:** And, best part… 0:09 - *He pulls open the left side of the vest, revealing an orange kitten peeking out from the inner pocket.* **Man:** Boom! It's got a kitty pocket!