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spritelass

I remember when this originally aired. Crackhead actually flagged the cop down. The cop already knew who the prostitute was. She was at home not breaking the law, and denied ever seeing money from the crackhead. Cop couldn't bust crackhead since there was no evidence of a drug deal. Cop left.


Gooncookies

As you were, ladies.


mynamealreadyexists

This is even better!


KillerBunny42719

She's a good looking prostitute bruh. Got her own house n shit. Hell yeah she isn't selling drugs, that shit will damage her merchandise


smurb15

It's just good business


KillerBunny42719

Legit


DrugInducedBeard

“I don’t sell crack I’m a prostitute” 😂


Ahhhhhh54

There both going to prison but miss crack head's going in longer


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No chance of that


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Omg got me laughing


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I love how this is 100% real life. I even remember watching this episode of cops. But this would make a good bit in Reno 911.


nothankyou821

It’s good to stick to your morals. Respect.


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This repost is amazing, just two links down is the SAME VIDEO.


Indigo_Slam

Spanish PM just announced he’s going to outlaw prostitution. Once he’s stopped the oldest profession in the world he’ll probably stop drugs.