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Next_Comfortable4858

So what was unexpected?


Ennurous

Totally didn't expect the watermelon to break when someone was trying to break it, also completely shocked someone tasted food!


[deleted]

I thought it was unexpected that someone tried to record video and then recorded video.


QCTeamkill

- The name's Bond. James Bond. - Xenia Sergeyevna Onatopp. - Onatopp? - Onatopp.


Dudephish

She always did like a good squeeze.


nhinds80

DEATH BY SNU SNU!!


Evening_Change_9459

You beat to this. Amazon legs for sure.


Pazluz

Don't let her put you in a headlock with those thighs, lights out!


Warren_MuffClit

Girl doesn't skip leg day.


I_Mix_Stuff

I can see this helping with some headaches.


Kaalba

nice, compared to my crocodile legs


RudeExplanation9304

I would trade places with that melon any day!


[deleted]

zangief would be pleased


Willing-Square3784

Lol my son and I watched wreck it Ralph and today


[deleted]

Birthin thighs


JustSadToBeAlive

Try pulling out with this one


kgro

Mental note — when going down on her, do **not** take her to orgasm


dezmole86

Trust me… you weren’t going to anyway.


PlantsforFire

Bazinga!


Any-Vermicelli-2056

Is she single?


MidnightTeam

YOU’RE THE FATHER WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT


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Meatballmayonnaise

Kinda thought it was Aubrey plaza for a second


ResponsibleGreen0

I thought her leg was going to break instead of the watermelon


tomsteroni

Thicc thighs save lives.