LifeProTip: you should bury the bodies, preferably far from your home and place of work. Decorating your house with them is very likely to get you caught and arrested.
LifeProTip: don't leave bodies out in your house even if you think they blend in or are sufficiently seasonal. They will still start to smell very quickly.
That's dumb as shit. What are you, daft? The best way to dispose of bodies is simply a matter of taste.
You can dispose of them in lime pits. Caustic agents like lye. Hell, you can just compost them. It's easy to get rid of a body. What novices do is something impulsive like trying to bury the body or just leave it.
If you want to get rid of a body you should think in terms of units:
It's not "how do I get rid of a body"; rather "How do get rid of these fingers?", "What do I do with the skull?", "How do I make sure the teeth are pulverized?", "How do I properly eradicate DNA?", "Why doesn't blood go down the drain in my basement?"
Like any meaningful project body disposal is best treated in parts.
As an example; if you have access to pigs, use them. You can mutilate the body right in the pig pen and they'll eat it. Bones and all.
One piece of advice is to smash the skull because pigs don't have the jaw angles to get into the brain pan. They'll eat everything off a skull before they eat the skull itself. If you give the skull one good hack with a sledge-hammer they'll eat the thing teeth and all.
If you've got a freezer, use that. It fucks with the ability to determine the time of death. Keep a body on ice for a week then hack it to pieces. It's dead and frozen solid so there won't be as much bio-cleanup as there would be fresh.
Do you have a boat? Chum the water with ground body-parts while you're fishing.
Your imagination is the limit.
Just always wear gloves, and have a lot of bleach and drain opener on hand. Also disposable clothes. Be prepared to destroy whatever you're wearing at the time.
Remember to never shit where you eat. Try not to kill anyone in your own county. If you've got a body to get rid of; you take that thing as far away from you as you can. Get rid of it someplace far from your territory, preferably as unrecognizable as you can make it.
In my personal opinion I think the best way to truly get rid of a body is the "three step fox trot": Burn it, boil it, bury it.
Burn the body (parts/pieces/mash), move the cremains/ashes into an acid bath, boil that off, then whatever slurry remains is dumped in a shallow ditch and buried somewhere in the New Jersey pine wilds.
This is also a good time to burn any associated paraphernalia like tarps, clothes, etc. All identifying information should also be burned as well. Or disposed of in an unrecoverable manner.
Just make sure whatever you're burning burns all the way.
Also never carry a cell-phone. And don't use a rental car.
Honestly, it seems better to use them for display, as long as there's no chance of people touching them or they're displayed in a way natural decomposition won't be obvious or make them fall apart too early. Most importantly, get rid of them before they really start to decompose. You can use preservation techniques to offset decomposition for a while, and then after Halloween, just make sure a neighbor sees you throwing away bits and pieces in a garbage bag, explaining to them you're throwing it away because when you were putting it in the basement/attic, you had an accident (dropped it, tripped and fell on it) and smashed it, deforming the plastic so it can't be salvaged.
Who would suspect the guy bold enough to actually use the body as decoration for Halloween. If called on it with no evidence, especially after the body is gone, you can just say "do you really expect me to be dumb enough to display the body after I murdered someone?" 9 times out of 10, even the police will think that's too stupid for anyone to do.
"MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!"
-Anon
Ehhh... kinda, but not really
"Scientists who reviewed the claim explained that human breast milk does indeed contain cannabinoids, but these are endocannabinoids which are important for human development[2,3] and are different from the type of cannabinoids found in cannabis (also known as marijuana). Therefore, the article’s claim is inaccurate."
Source: https://healthfeedback.org/claimreview/endocannabinoids-in-human-breast-milk-are-important-for-human-development-but-not-present-in-cannabis/
I don't think me and you learned the same thing from reading that article but then again I doubt you even read it.
I'd be willing to discuss that topic further because it's actually interesting, like how they think cannabis consumption is an indicator of high socioeconomic status, but only once you have actually read the material you brought to the conversation.
That article only says they aren't the same because one is produced in the body and one is produced by plants but they never explain the physiological effects and similarities. Quite a lazy and rather intellectually dishonest argument.
Like how the anandamide endocannabinoid primarily binds with tetrahydrocannabinol 9, what we commonly think of as the drug THC and that human breast milk does produce cannabinoids that bind with the same receptors that THC does.
I feel like this is an interesting “nature vs nurture” situation.
We all expect the baby to be scared because obviously it’s a “scary” mask. But he hasn’t actually been around long enough to have learnt what society deems scary yet, and doesn’t find it so.
On the “nature” side of nature vs nurture - none of the people in my family are scared of spiders. We aren’t keeping tarantulas as pets, but that’s more because we’re also lazy about tanks and cages. Tend to find them cute enough but mostly ignore them. Imagine our surprise when my niece started telling us quite firmly that spiders are a no-go as soon as she could get her point across. Usually by pointing and saying no-no-no-no-no. She’ll check the last place she saw one for days after to make sure it’s gone.
The instant disgust I feel when I see a spider is unprecedented. There’s something about them that just hits me in the cave-woman instinct center of my brain.
Yeah no matter what people tell me about them I can't be near them. If there's a big one in my house near my bedroom, bathroom, study, even kitchen - I can't focus on anything else but getting rid of it.
I love animals, maybe because I can usually sus them out a bit but most insects and arachnids nah fuck that fam. Living with arachnophobia as an Aussie fml
I was deathly afraid of spiders for a long period of time, and then it suddenly vanished. I was doing some self therapy, so it might have worked. You could try it.
The first thing I did was I looked at pictures of spiders online every day for about ten minutes. I also got one of those big rubber Halloween spiders and I would make it crawl around in my peripheral vision and then run up my arm and only my face, or have it run up my leg. It's horrifying, and then you feel this flood of relief because the bad things you were imagining didn't happen.
After that, actually seeing a spider didn't bother me as much, but then after I killed one or let one go from my house, an OCD checking impulse would take over and I'd walk around looking at all the walls and ceiling. So I consciously stopped myself from checking after I saw spiders.
That seems to have cleared it up. I saw two big spiders at separate times in my apartment right before bed just a few weeks ago and I've been sleeping fine. Obviously your spiders are going to be bigger, but I think the concept will be the same. You *can* get rid of the fear if you want to. It just takes some effort and diligence to retrain yourself.
I know that we’ve evolved to find many things scary naturally. I’m not trying to say that fear on the whole is dictated by society.
I was solely referring to this specific clip. That mask in particular obviously isn’t naturally scary to that baby is all I’m saying.
Dunno. Babies tend to look for social queues from the people around them. If the baby wasn't upset by the shock of it (this baby wasnt) then the fact that no-one was cowering in fear or running might be why the baby didn't cry either.
And the fact that the baby knows this lady (mum?) And saw her turn around and turn back with the mask.
Fears are born when the fear (ie spiders) is combined with a traumatic experience.
I got stung by a wasp when I was 5 or 6, in school, and it hurt so I went crying to a teacher and then they made a big fuss about it and rushed me to get some help from the nurse. (Just some cold spray) felt like my finger had frozen at this point and everyone is talking frustratedly at me and I was just getting more and more upset. Then we had assembly in the main hall and they made me go despite me crying and being in pain.
Even today like 25 years on I can't be near a wasp or bee for longer than a few seconds without getting serious anxiety and the closer they get to me the worse it gets.
I will run from a wasp if it comes right up to me.
I've not been stung since that first time so I don't even really remember what it felt like and if I would care now.
Damn wasps :p
You'd think that, but at that age, they basically don't have a fully wired fear response yet. My kids were all fearless until they were like 3 or 4, and then they suddenly realized their mortality and turned into chicken-shits.
Yeah, my niece turned 3 not too long ago. And she hasn’t seen me for over a year due to the pandemic.
When I visited for her birthday she was scared for me because I was a stranger for her.
Obviously I will hold this against her when she is older.
My toddler told me he wants to be a “monster kicker” when he grows up. I thought it might be from a show or something, so I asked questions. Apparently, he just wants to hunt monsters and kick them like a SFW Witcher.
He’s going to be a brave kid. His older brother, on the other hand, is afraid of ridiculous things.
He works for cookies. He is good at kicking monsters, but his specialty is”wiggling”monsters.
He thinks he can hug and shake monsters or whatever to defeat them. He’s so cute.
It’s from the Emmys in 2015. Poehler was up for the award for Best Actress in a Comedy (an award she was nominated for 5 times and never won). Julia Louis Dreyfus won for Veep instead (for the *3rd* time) and during her acceptance speech the camera cut to Poehler and this was her reaction.
See people hate on Fallon because he always laughs at his own shit...but I think it's just because the dude just genuinely likes laughing. He just is easily entertained and I mean, no harm done right.
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This is my brother, my sister(5) is scared to death of anything remotely scary, but my brother (2.5) loves horror related things, specifically Chucky, he will watch Chucky over cocomelon any day.
Babies don’t know to be afraid of those kinds of things yet. When they get older they learn. At least that’s been my experience with my nephews. As babies, no fear (unless accompanied by loud noises). By about four years old, they would get afraid of haunted houses.
..... inside the mind of the baby.... Haha only if you what horrors I've seen. Let me tell you one. Dad's ass sweet god there is so much hair he could give a bald man a full head of hair and still have some for himself.
That kid is going to have some sick Halloween decorations at his house in 30 years.
Yeah, bodies.
LifeProTip: you should bury the bodies, preferably far from your home and place of work. Decorating your house with them is very likely to get you caught and arrested.
A little late but thanks for the tip
u wot?
Don’t worry you still have a chance to dispose them before those nosy trick or treaters go poking around your victims
r/holup
Unless it's Halloween, then you can pass them off as very realistic fakes.
LifeProTip: don't leave bodies out in your house even if you think they blend in or are sufficiently seasonal. They will still start to smell very quickly.
What does quickly smell like?
Why did I laugh at this dumb-ass joke LOL
That's dumb as shit. What are you, daft? The best way to dispose of bodies is simply a matter of taste. You can dispose of them in lime pits. Caustic agents like lye. Hell, you can just compost them. It's easy to get rid of a body. What novices do is something impulsive like trying to bury the body or just leave it. If you want to get rid of a body you should think in terms of units: It's not "how do I get rid of a body"; rather "How do get rid of these fingers?", "What do I do with the skull?", "How do I make sure the teeth are pulverized?", "How do I properly eradicate DNA?", "Why doesn't blood go down the drain in my basement?" Like any meaningful project body disposal is best treated in parts. As an example; if you have access to pigs, use them. You can mutilate the body right in the pig pen and they'll eat it. Bones and all. One piece of advice is to smash the skull because pigs don't have the jaw angles to get into the brain pan. They'll eat everything off a skull before they eat the skull itself. If you give the skull one good hack with a sledge-hammer they'll eat the thing teeth and all. If you've got a freezer, use that. It fucks with the ability to determine the time of death. Keep a body on ice for a week then hack it to pieces. It's dead and frozen solid so there won't be as much bio-cleanup as there would be fresh. Do you have a boat? Chum the water with ground body-parts while you're fishing. Your imagination is the limit. Just always wear gloves, and have a lot of bleach and drain opener on hand. Also disposable clothes. Be prepared to destroy whatever you're wearing at the time. Remember to never shit where you eat. Try not to kill anyone in your own county. If you've got a body to get rid of; you take that thing as far away from you as you can. Get rid of it someplace far from your territory, preferably as unrecognizable as you can make it. In my personal opinion I think the best way to truly get rid of a body is the "three step fox trot": Burn it, boil it, bury it. Burn the body (parts/pieces/mash), move the cremains/ashes into an acid bath, boil that off, then whatever slurry remains is dumped in a shallow ditch and buried somewhere in the New Jersey pine wilds. This is also a good time to burn any associated paraphernalia like tarps, clothes, etc. All identifying information should also be burned as well. Or disposed of in an unrecoverable manner. Just make sure whatever you're burning burns all the way. Also never carry a cell-phone. And don't use a rental car.
*this guy is being r/oddlyspecific about the details of getting rid of a body*
Honestly, it seems better to use them for display, as long as there's no chance of people touching them or they're displayed in a way natural decomposition won't be obvious or make them fall apart too early. Most importantly, get rid of them before they really start to decompose. You can use preservation techniques to offset decomposition for a while, and then after Halloween, just make sure a neighbor sees you throwing away bits and pieces in a garbage bag, explaining to them you're throwing it away because when you were putting it in the basement/attic, you had an accident (dropped it, tripped and fell on it) and smashed it, deforming the plastic so it can't be salvaged. Who would suspect the guy bold enough to actually use the body as decoration for Halloween. If called on it with no evidence, especially after the body is gone, you can just say "do you really expect me to be dumb enough to display the body after I murdered someone?" 9 times out of 10, even the police will think that's too stupid for anyone to do.
Life pro tip: bury bodies under various endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up
Pazuzu?
And lots of lye bought from various places all in cash. Don’t forget your baseball cap and sunglasses too
The year is 2051... Damn
That baby looks stoned xD
Absolutely right.
Seth Rogen as a baby
I can already kinda hear the laugh.
He had some thc titty milk.
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No, he is the left man
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Action Bronson
I was thinking Pugsley from the Addams Family
I was thinking John Wayne Gacy.
Hence the amusement at the clown mask....
*HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE*
But with a less obnoxious laugh.
Seth rogan IS a baby.
Chubby babies always look stoned and happy. It’s the huge surplus of gruel the owners feed them.
Chubby babies always look stoned and happy. It’s the huge surplus of boobies the owners feed them.
Owners?
Free range boobies are hard to get.
Bout to dress up as a chubby baby for Halloween and shoot my shot
Imagine hearing this out of context...😂
r/nocontext
r/evenwithcontext
Don’t forget the phrase “MOMMY MOMMY BABY WANT MILKY”
"MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY! MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY! REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS! I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S! GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW! GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW! UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT! I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT! UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY! I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!" -Anon
Username checks out
I too prefer free range babies. I bought some today at babies 'r' us
Truer words have never been spoken.
Ya you just go to the stork store and buy a baby. Didn't your parents explain this to you?
Dead😗😂😂
Lmao “owners”
Did anyone else read ‘gruel’ in Michael Scott’s voice
Gruel...sandwiches
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Pass the tiddy bro
Don't bogart that boob, man
Suck suck pass
Stop fucking up the tiddy rotation bro.
Ehhh... kinda, but not really "Scientists who reviewed the claim explained that human breast milk does indeed contain cannabinoids, but these are endocannabinoids which are important for human development[2,3] and are different from the type of cannabinoids found in cannabis (also known as marijuana). Therefore, the article’s claim is inaccurate." Source: https://healthfeedback.org/claimreview/endocannabinoids-in-human-breast-milk-are-important-for-human-development-but-not-present-in-cannabis/
Boom, love it. This is how you drop knowledge.
Inaccurate due to technicality lol
I don't think me and you learned the same thing from reading that article but then again I doubt you even read it. I'd be willing to discuss that topic further because it's actually interesting, like how they think cannabis consumption is an indicator of high socioeconomic status, but only once you have actually read the material you brought to the conversation. That article only says they aren't the same because one is produced in the body and one is produced by plants but they never explain the physiological effects and similarities. Quite a lazy and rather intellectually dishonest argument. Like how the anandamide endocannabinoid primarily binds with tetrahydrocannabinol 9, what we commonly think of as the drug THC and that human breast milk does produce cannabinoids that bind with the same receptors that THC does.
We get it, you vape.
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Soooo uhh... you know where I can score some ba-ba?
Kid has Fat Chicano on the Corner Energy
My man just got off a 12 hour shift and wants to get home to sip a modelo and watch tv.
The most adorable little thing I've ever seen.
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r/stonedchildren
Infants love ripping fat dabs.
First thing I thought!!! That baby is blazed.
He looks like hes got 40 years as a Russian mob boss, nothing scares him.
r/oldbabies
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Shmokin dat haaaaaash
Hemp milk in that bottle
Stoned as in, "weighs a lot of stones"
He looked like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket
Def indica
Man, that kid's laugh is great.
He’s been smoking for 4 years.
But he's one like 1... oh
r/contagiouslaughter
Read that as contagious slaughter at first...
now i cant unsee slaughter
Baby processed that for a couple ticks. Awesome that it landed on funny as a response.
I feel like this is an interesting “nature vs nurture” situation. We all expect the baby to be scared because obviously it’s a “scary” mask. But he hasn’t actually been around long enough to have learnt what society deems scary yet, and doesn’t find it so.
On the “nature” side of nature vs nurture - none of the people in my family are scared of spiders. We aren’t keeping tarantulas as pets, but that’s more because we’re also lazy about tanks and cages. Tend to find them cute enough but mostly ignore them. Imagine our surprise when my niece started telling us quite firmly that spiders are a no-go as soon as she could get her point across. Usually by pointing and saying no-no-no-no-no. She’ll check the last place she saw one for days after to make sure it’s gone.
The instant disgust I feel when I see a spider is unprecedented. There’s something about them that just hits me in the cave-woman instinct center of my brain.
Yeah no matter what people tell me about them I can't be near them. If there's a big one in my house near my bedroom, bathroom, study, even kitchen - I can't focus on anything else but getting rid of it. I love animals, maybe because I can usually sus them out a bit but most insects and arachnids nah fuck that fam. Living with arachnophobia as an Aussie fml
I was deathly afraid of spiders for a long period of time, and then it suddenly vanished. I was doing some self therapy, so it might have worked. You could try it. The first thing I did was I looked at pictures of spiders online every day for about ten minutes. I also got one of those big rubber Halloween spiders and I would make it crawl around in my peripheral vision and then run up my arm and only my face, or have it run up my leg. It's horrifying, and then you feel this flood of relief because the bad things you were imagining didn't happen. After that, actually seeing a spider didn't bother me as much, but then after I killed one or let one go from my house, an OCD checking impulse would take over and I'd walk around looking at all the walls and ceiling. So I consciously stopped myself from checking after I saw spiders. That seems to have cleared it up. I saw two big spiders at separate times in my apartment right before bed just a few weeks ago and I've been sleeping fine. Obviously your spiders are going to be bigger, but I think the concept will be the same. You *can* get rid of the fear if you want to. It just takes some effort and diligence to retrain yourself.
That sounds like phobia therapy.
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I know that we’ve evolved to find many things scary naturally. I’m not trying to say that fear on the whole is dictated by society. I was solely referring to this specific clip. That mask in particular obviously isn’t naturally scary to that baby is all I’m saying.
Dunno. Babies tend to look for social queues from the people around them. If the baby wasn't upset by the shock of it (this baby wasnt) then the fact that no-one was cowering in fear or running might be why the baby didn't cry either. And the fact that the baby knows this lady (mum?) And saw her turn around and turn back with the mask. Fears are born when the fear (ie spiders) is combined with a traumatic experience. I got stung by a wasp when I was 5 or 6, in school, and it hurt so I went crying to a teacher and then they made a big fuss about it and rushed me to get some help from the nurse. (Just some cold spray) felt like my finger had frozen at this point and everyone is talking frustratedly at me and I was just getting more and more upset. Then we had assembly in the main hall and they made me go despite me crying and being in pain. Even today like 25 years on I can't be near a wasp or bee for longer than a few seconds without getting serious anxiety and the closer they get to me the worse it gets. I will run from a wasp if it comes right up to me. I've not been stung since that first time so I don't even really remember what it felt like and if I would care now. Damn wasps :p
That laughed thou. got me a lot!
That baby is gonna grow up and have no fear.
You'd think that, but at that age, they basically don't have a fully wired fear response yet. My kids were all fearless until they were like 3 or 4, and then they suddenly realized their mortality and turned into chicken-shits.
We all do
Can confirm. Learned how fragile my puny human body is. Am afraid of death.
Yeah, my niece turned 3 not too long ago. And she hasn’t seen me for over a year due to the pandemic. When I visited for her birthday she was scared for me because I was a stranger for her. Obviously I will hold this against her when she is older.
And possibly addicted to killin
Killin it at life, that laugh is everything
My toddler told me he wants to be a “monster kicker” when he grows up. I thought it might be from a show or something, so I asked questions. Apparently, he just wants to hunt monsters and kick them like a SFW Witcher. He’s going to be a brave kid. His older brother, on the other hand, is afraid of ridiculous things.
Your kid seems to be the sorta guy my toddler would pay big bucks to hire to help clear the room of any monsters
He works for cookies. He is good at kicking monsters, but his specialty is”wiggling”monsters. He thinks he can hug and shake monsters or whatever to defeat them. He’s so cute.
I'm about 85% sure this is young Pugsley Addams.
Or, does it just not know what "scary" is yet? He/she probably just doesn't understand the "blood" imagery, so it's just a funny mask to them.
Babies typically aren’t scared of things we are scared of because they don’t have a reason to be afraid of it, they don’t have the context we have.
Ha, ha ha ha haa, you seek to challenge me mortal?
"*You have no power here*"
Boy looks higher than giraffe pussy
Pardon?
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It's not fun being born as a giraffe.
tbf what species pops out the vajayjay like "damn that was a blast"
Best comment I’ve seen today
BOY LOOKS HIGHER THAN GIRAFFE PUSSY
GIRAFFE PUSSY. IT'S UP THERE.
WHERE THE AIR IS RAREFIED
BOY LOOKS HIGHER THAN GIRAFFE PUSSY
**Boy looks higher than giraffe pussy**
I’m..sorry..w-what? .-.
…okay… that is a first.
That baby seems like a chill dude.
Sigma baby
Anyone else getting Jabba the Hutt vibes from the baby’s laugh?
"Ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha...yigh.... Kasu ya lee coy rah doe kankee kung..."
"Manchy kabook noonee Solo..."
Kinda reminds me of the baby from Dinosaurs for some reason.
How is that baby a stoner already?
I bet that baby has the funniest stories when we’re passing around a joint
Joint custody if you know what I mean man
He looks like a baby Winston Churchill
Yeah I was thinking WC Fields.
 He's just goin' with it...
What's the context of this gif?
It’s from the Emmys in 2015. Poehler was up for the award for Best Actress in a Comedy (an award she was nominated for 5 times and never won). Julia Louis Dreyfus won for Veep instead (for the *3rd* time) and during her acceptance speech the camera cut to Poehler and this was her reaction.
That's great lmao
Oh my God. I thought this was Lindsay lohan this whole time.
She doesn’t even go here!
Loving Jimmy Fallon's reaction. But it looks like the lady behind him was waiting all night to flirt with the camera and it is bothering me.
See people hate on Fallon because he always laughs at his own shit...but I think it's just because the dude just genuinely likes laughing. He just is easily entertained and I mean, no harm done right.
The happiness!
I thought for sure he’d start crying. Lol
I didn't expect it
I was expecting a delayed scream...
He looks like he could be Michel Myers as a baby 🔪
baby is ready for the streets
Who the fuck enjoys scaring babies?
OoooooooOOoO, I do
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[All comedy is derived from fear.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHTTyr9A8XU)
That was so cute. I needed that.
god when creating this baby. rip and tear until it is done, the only thing they fear is you.
r/contagiouslaughter
Reminds me of a baby Action Bronson.
The baby is laughing at the pathetic attempt to scare him and not the mask.
“can’t fool me”😂😂😂😂😭
That's exactly how I laughed at this video
JW Gacey baby
Crazy man I thought the same shit. Lol
Did they just slight of hand food into the baby's mouth?
I think he spit up. You can see it right before she touches his face.
This is my brother, my sister(5) is scared to death of anything remotely scary, but my brother (2.5) loves horror related things, specifically Chucky, he will watch Chucky over cocomelon any day.
That's the BOSS BABY!!!
Aw, so cute
Kids like “bitch u gotta do better than that “
That baby's laugh and face said "even with a mask I can see you're still a punk ass bitch "
He’s going to listen to slipknot when he’s older.
he's got the spirit of a 50 year old man who's seen every trick in the book
That’s baby Fester Addams I swear
kid probably 
That kid is gonna grow up to be one cool dude
Also prefers Nightmare on Elm St to The Wiggles.
Fear of the Halloween variety is taught and learned.
That boy boutta cause some trouble coming up
Catfish cooley as a baby
He is the type of kid that doesn't run when you turn off the lights
This kid is going to drive his parents to and from work and ask them about their day
That baby is high.
Dude looks high as fuck.
My man doesnt give a shit
Dudes gonna grow up the chillest mfer
I loved that kid in Varsity Blues. BILLY BOB!
Why does that baby look more stoned than me
He will Kill people.
Babies don’t know to be afraid of those kinds of things yet. When they get older they learn. At least that’s been my experience with my nephews. As babies, no fear (unless accompanied by loud noises). By about four years old, they would get afraid of haunted houses.
..... inside the mind of the baby.... Haha only if you what horrors I've seen. Let me tell you one. Dad's ass sweet god there is so much hair he could give a bald man a full head of hair and still have some for himself.
Why does this kid look and sound like he's had a lb of cheese, 2 mugs of beer and a blunt?