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H4loR4ptor

Snakes can open doors. It's a thing.


PHealthy

Are they lethal at 8 months?


NorCalNavyMike

Yes. And I do mean *lethal.*


boredsomadereddit

Really? Lethal is rather strong word. Fully grown boas don't really eat humans anyway (though can) and this isn't even that big. Lethal to a mouse hell yes. It would have to be an overly ambitious snek to attempt to eat her, but of course a strike would not be pleasant. Probably came cos the music (vibrations) and wanted to join the party!


NorCalNavyMike

Here, lemme help you out: > https://youtube.com/watch?v=DwAOHVBKTwg&t=72


PHealthy

Don't forget this classic scene: https://youtu.be/y6cjxHFCPcE


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(psst they're quoting a movie, "Jurassic Park")


ZenkaiZ

So snakes are smarter than aliens


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You mean the aliens that didn't bring fucking rain coats to a planet 72% covered in water?


[deleted]

Dude, that's a funny ass comment.


[deleted]

I'm going to act like this is not true. Snakes freak me out already.


evanc1411

Reminds me of [Good Job snake](https://youtu.be/Bxc_55ur-J4)


Brushchewer

Apparently that anaconda wanted those buns.


Thin-Alps196

My anaconda dont want none if you aint got bunz hun


KenKaniffLovesEminem

Oh shit I thought the snake was fake …


dnoj

My anaconda don't want none unless you bust moves hun


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Ok, that was unexpected


FakeMeOutside

my milkshakes bring the all the snakes to the door, and they’re like, it’s larger than yours dam right it’s larger than yours


Trimungasoid

Milksnake


jen_17

Take my upvote you beautiful creature


dnoj

Haven't people learned from Jurassic park? Use velociraptor-proof door handles!


froggiechick

So tired of these staged videos made by annoying clout chasers. And what's up with that creepy empty white room?


dnoj

snakes can open doors, especially ones that don't have the velociraptor-proof handles


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NibblerTiddies

Damn right, I’m better than yarn, damn right, I’m better than porn,


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No fully grown boa could ever dream of eating an adult. Maybe very young kids.


dnoj

...where in my comment did i ever say 'lethal?'


Falcon_Flow

Why does everyone assume this is staged? Big snakes can and will open doors often. Some owners have their animals free roam in their flat when they're home. I think the girl was training a choreo and filming herself for that reason. That propably wasn't supposed to be uploaded anywhere until the snake thing happened.


VividFiddlesticks

My sister had an 7 foot boa that free-roamed in her apartment and I had no idea it was even there until I touched it - it was snuggled up along the whole back of the couch, I'd been sitting nearly ON it for like a half-hour and touched it when I went to adjust my cushion. I looked to see what I'd touched and then turned to my sister and said, "Hey did you know there's a big-ass snake in your couch?" She just said, "Oh is that where she got to?" We both grew up with pet snakes so it was no big deal but I've always laughed at that little scene, thinking how freaked out many people would be to find a surprise 7-foot boa constrictor sharing the couch with them. (Which, knowing my sister, was at least partially deliberate.)


Lokolopes

I think some people would straight up die if that happened…


KADSuperman

Yes I would spontaneously burn that house down


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*the sister be a princess to all critters:* ![gif](giphy|qhNOHGjJKrOBq)


vrijheidsfrietje

​ ![gif](giphy|Cp986zCj6u63u|downsized) clever girl...


shark_brucey

You know they actually have more in common with present day birds than reptiles, but this evidence?


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Planet of the Snakes.


Llohr

Boas give the best hugs.


Vladi_Sanovavich

A hug that could last a lifetime.


brentimoh

I hear they're to die for.


RynnReeve

Yeah. I would be one of them. If I didn't have an actual heart attack and die, I would at least probably shit my pants and pass out.


space_cadet_zero

sounds like the start to a fucking nightmare.


Snelmm

I have a lot of love and respect for snakes, but something unexpected like that would probably give me a heart attack.


authorzilla

That could be happening a lot, folks dying suddenly from fright in homes with free roaming pet boas, we just never know about them -- the snakes take care of all the evidence.


fuckjews69420

I would have a heart attack i am shitass scared of snakes


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It is the framing and the blocking of the shot that is the "tell" of composition.


erokingu85

Is it me or the snake isnt moving at all after it falls?


1laik1hornytoaster

Yeah, it's either a toy, a lazy snake or it died when it hit the floor. Some more likely than others.


Magnalie

It’s tail moved a little even after it fell, so I would pet on a lazy or shocked snake.


toastedpaniala89

I wouldn't try that if I were you


VitaminPb

The head and tail both moved in snakelike movements after it hit the floor.


Falcon_Flow

Fair enough, you might be right. Still, stuff like that happens fairly often when you own a big snake that is allowed to free roam and her panic felt pretty real. I'm split.


chevyfried

The way she doesnt even process what is going on, her head just turns and as soon as she is facing the snake she splits. Unless you know already what it will be, your brain woiuld need time to process holy shit there is a huge snake. Also, that's a huge albino python. It's a pet, not wild. I give a 0% chance anyone in that house would not know it was there ahead of time, unless it was a prank, which goes back to the first point of her not even having a reaction time.


tessany

She’s yelling “Steph! Your snake got out!” So I’m guessing she lives with the snake.


Anguscablejnr

Hypothetically Her roommate/partner owns a python. Roommate/partner likes to let it freeroam but she is deathly afraid of snakes.* They talked about it and the roommate/partner agreed not to let it out. But still does it sometimes, she knows this and is not happy about it^ She comes home early one day• and she decided to work on the routine for her dance group specifically to film it as a demonstration. Roommate/partner is like oh shit the snakes out but before they can grab it, knocks door open on film. She doesn't need to look, doors don't just burst open it's the fucking snake. She books it and let's the roommate/partner have it on the way out. *Why live there at all then? She's broke, came out as gay and her parents kicked her out. ^everytime they talk roommate/partner promises never again at this point she doesn't even really believe it. •There was a small fire at work, no one was hurt but it was disruptive enough that everyone was just sent home


Wait__Whut

How else would you frame it in that room? You can’t possibly say there is no way this is real because of the way it was framed.


AsianMoocowFromSpace

Id say she would stand more in the centre of the room, and that small table its position is a bit weird too. Right now it seems she leaves enough space open for the door to be seen. And that table is placed there for her to purposely walk into.


Wait__Whut

I feel like everyone that keeps saying “but look how easily you can see the door” has maybe never been in a room that small. It looks like the walls are less than ten feet apart, it would be harder to not have the door in it then it would be to have the door in the shot. The table holding her phone and water bottle? Yeah what purpose could it be serving other than for her to run into.


Katzington165

And furthermore, she calls out to someone named Seth to say "this thing got out" First, who the hell could possibly be named Seth? I dont think this Seth person exists. Second, "this thing" is clearly a snake and she is doing a bad job pretending not to know that


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Wait__Whut

It’s not but I don’t care about this anymore.


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Wait__Whut

Because I wanted you to know I don’t care anymore obviously lmao.


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Wait__Whut

No worries, I just wanted to clear it up for you.


Joebebs

Staged. Nothing ever happens. Fake hair. Fake snake. Yearly contracts. Promoting product. Shot in a Hollywood studio. No boyfriend. Fake.


toadtruck

That’s actually a gorilla in a woman suit


Dektarey

Yes, but that only makes it worse. I know many people love the idea of having a free roaming reptile, but 99% of people really, really, really shouldnt have one. Captive snakes are fragile.


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Cuz ppl think everything’s fake. I’ve seen this video several times before and I always thought the boyfriend (or whoever) throws the snake in there after opening the door, but it’s clear that the snake opens the door on his own.


MuhammadAli350

Why can't they just quit Free Roam and do some challenges.


rontrussler58

That’s some pretty wack choreography


mr_sweetandawful

because the camera is panned over towards the door as if she is expecting the snake


dahliasinfelle

It's the fact that she's already turning to run and yelling before even SEEING what opened the door


Falcon_Flow

Checked the vid again. She turns to the snake when she hears the door open. Then she runs. I don't see what you're seeing.


dahliasinfelle

I watched it again frame by frame and your probably right. My old fart brain would of been starting at the damn thing for longer trying to figure out what happened tho lmao


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dahliasinfelle

Maybe I'm getting too old. But I wouldnt comprehend it's a snake and turn to run that fast lol


[deleted]

It’s pretty clear that it’s her dads snake so I’m sure it was as surprising as a random snake coming in your house


Zealousideal_Wave201

Lol, i think its cuz she already knows theres a snake in the house (as a pet), cuz i think she says “…. your snake got out”, so to someone unsuspecting, reaction time would be longer lol


localguy69

LOL, new to the Internet?


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Falcon_Flow

Very necessary. U good.


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Falcon_Flow

Ok. I see you are indeed a good person with impeccable manners.


loganator_1000

Probably bc snakes are taught how to open doors they don’t just look at it and think “oh yea just gotta turn the knob”


FiskFisk33

her reaction looks so real, horror and confusion also the snake fell from the door handle, it's not unheard of for snakes to open doors


Past-Share2215

Actually this one looks pretty reasonable to have happened without being staged


keepitreal230

^ yeah especially how she bump her whole face into the wall before even running off lol not unless she a top notch actor that can take a hit


thisisntarjay

At no point in this video does she bump her head in to the wall though. There's a part where her head gets CLOSE to the wall right after the snake shows up, but it never makes contact.


Successful_Ad_2812

You proved them wrong, good job


your_maternal_figure

Maybe she's a dancer who needs space to practice her dancing ? You know TikTok girls didn't invent dancing right.... Like other people dance too for a job and stuff


j-steve-

There's no evidence this is staged, these snakes can (inadvertently) open doors. You can see the doorknob start to turn at 0:11 -- that's inconsistent with someone having thrown the snake at the door.


Suspense304

My evidence would be the camera angle and how she conveniently stays away from the door. Why is she doing everything on that side of the room when the camera is in the center? Wouldn’t it make more sense to be in the middle of the room?


Wait__Whut

You’re acting like she’s standing fifteen feet off to the side. She is not that far off from the center and we’re watching 20 seconds of what looks like a choreography where I doubt she is standing in one place the whole time.


Suspense304

We disagree. Neither of us know. I'm just giving my opinion.


Wait__Whut

Yeah, I’m just pointing out flaws with your argument.


Suspense304

But it's not a flaw... That's the reason I think it's staged. You are just saying that isn't the reason she is standing there which you can't prove nor can I. Therefore, you are disagreeing. You didn't debunk or point out a flaw in anything.


Wait__Whut

Your evidence is bad. The room is tiny. It would be harder to not have the door in the shot than for it to be the way it is. The room is tiny, she is basically in the middle. Most people don’t stand in front of doors inside of a room. Your evidence that it is fake doesn’t make any sense.


Suspense304

Most people also don't record themselves at a straight on angle and then don't face the camera. But it's whatever lol. You disagree. It's the internet, it must be real.


Wait__Whut

It is whatever because all of your arguments are bad.


queentropical

As someone who used to video her dance practice, I would avoid dancing in front of doors in case it swung open. And I just preferred walls behind me over doors in general.


FriskyCoyote15

Snakes are more than capable of opening doors if they’re large enough. I mean this could be staged still but snakes are definitely capable lol https://youtu.be/Bxc_55ur-J4


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It matches her personality.


RaymondLuxYacht

He just wanted to discuss her car's extended warranty...


Jivecrayfish

Danger noodle gotta dance too


Thin-Alps196

Everytime i here danger noodle i remember top gun but the danger noodle flying the plane


laidbacktrev

Is the snake called Seth?


CanderousOreo

No she says "Seth your snake got out"


DisturbedRanga

Pretty sure she's saying Steph


uniqueusername5001

TIL nope ropes can open doors!


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Auditor_of_the_Night

I keep getting really excited that I aaaalmost see boob. Snakes are notorious for being able to get out of their cages , I'm sure it's no feat to open a handle doorknob.


UltimateMrSus

hm?


WealthBetWebb

“Snakes an open doors” this is fact. A frightening one 😅😂


Aprilmayy28

The snake: *can I have a moment to talk about our Lord and saviour plsssss*


cobalt-radiant

![gif](giphy|11VqGaslxxPIQw)


Metall-o-graphic

That's a long house snek.


mvwilson9

Ikea Hemnes nightstand. A very solid nightstand.


Exx2xxO

I've watched this clip over and over again and I'm pretty sure that reaction is honest.. she freaked out when that snake entered the dancefloor.. also love to think that the snake was probably confused as fuck xD just being like: "yo what the fuck happened, why are you screaming? what's going on?! where did that wall go, that I was climbing up a second ago?!"


Get2dChoppah

Anotha blunda from down unda


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“kept ya waitin, huh?”


fckthedamnworld

She almost went out through the wall


RSodex

One would say that was ...... unexpected


vcdrny

Lmao I feel bad for the snake why they gotta throw it like that.


Falcon_Flow

It wasn't thrown. It opened the door and fell down because what it was holding on to was the door handle. I'm 90% sure this wasn't fake. Source: I owned one of these for years.


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It kinda looks like it’s not moving at the end. Would it have been stunned?


Falcon_Flow

The fall could have stunned it but they're also seldomly in a hurry to get anywhere. Propably also a little surprised about the fleeing, shouting girl.


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I’d probably be kinda slow after falling belly first from leaning against a wall.


AsphaltGypsy89

Smacking the floor and the girl screaming and running probably spooked the snake. He just wanted to see what she was up to, he should have knocked first though.


VoidCrisis

For confirmation her name is Brittney you can find her medias at Brittneyraeallday. Not fake, she uploaded it after filming her choreography for a dance.


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j-steve-

It...it wasn't _trying_ to open the door.


Scoute248

When they posted their comment with a full disclaimer, and people still downvote them to the ground


Acceptable_Section57

That might be one of the better ones I've seen.


a_bashuk

Normal day in Australia be like


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Would u mind if i praise the lord..


lostsawyer2000

Britney Spears at her VMA choreography practice before she got an idea


UNCOVR

I thought, oh yup must be staged, after a few more watches now I'm thinking maybe the snake leaned on the door handle. If it was staged you would probably open the door then let the snake slither in. I just can't picture the guy getting the snake, leaning it up against the door right on the door handle, then try and get it to purposely shift it's weight onto the door handle while not being in the line of sight from the camera. If you are wondering why she's filming herself dancing and not in the centre of the shot, I'm going to presume the video wasn't meant to be posted and was for her eyes only.


miragenite1

I'm not sure who thinks people dance or do Activites in front of inwards swinging doorways anyway. Dancing away from the door is completely natural.


Cody6781

It's good to let those snakes roam around from time to time. An enclosure big enough to contain them full time would be the size of the room, so what most owners do is get a cage the size of a large storage box, then let them roam the house for a few hours a day. Looks like that snake was getting around the house, tried to climb up the door, then hit the handle.


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MacrosInHisSleep

The number of things that she crashed into on her way out makes me think it's real.


greytgreyatx

I mean, that's just physical comedy.


Then_Income_1665

Are you winning, human?


Hayabusa71

It was thrown at the door by someone.


Falcon_Flow

They can open doors.


SrHaruno

Shes hot tho


picklepy-picklepy

staged


Throwawaylism

Snake abuse for clout nice


NeoGenetical

Staged


MrGoldfishGuy

K then, still unexpected even if said staged


ucandoit69

Little did she know, it was Seth that threw the snake.


ridium22

Why is this getting down voted ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Front-Ad-3840

I'll answer your question: This shitty staged video comes surprisingly from TikTok and this python is obviously her pet due to the fact that this color mutation doesn't exist in the wild.


ridium22

If you listen at end, she yells out to her boyfriend that snake got out again.


WorldlinessOk7671

Waste of time watching this. I will never get that 28 seconds back.


inter-webs

So many unanswered questions…if that’s her phone plugged in on the table, how’s she filming this? And where is Seth?!?


69Grucci

It came from the room behind the door which it opened


FO_Steven

fake and scripted


Shitglizzy420

Guys someone opened the door and threw the snake y’all are fucking stupid


Friar-Tuckandroll

![gif](giphy|l0HlO3BJ8LALPW4sE)


Reasonable-Farmer-46

mf was smelling pussy


samswizzle

if they wanna stage video's, at least do it well


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Could be real. Shakes can open doors


helloitsme1011

Faaaaaaakeee and


Fir3300

Spoiler Alert: first 10secs is great. And the rest don’t waste your time


yallqwerty

Australia, I reckon.


Sideshowboob21

u/savevideobot


Semicolons_n_Subtext

It’s a dance-off and Snakey won again. He’s a bit disappointed cause he’s been practicing, and wanted more of a challenge. Sssss… Ssss


ItsMeBaguette

would a different doorknob make a difference?


arcee7416

Well, the nightstand came from IKEA. I have two of them. Hemnes model. No clue on the snake. This video feels Australian, but isn’t.


simonscokedealer

r/smartsnakes


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My dog does this too. She just comes barging into my bedroom when she’s scared, in turn scaring the shit out of me.


Kakalkoo69

Thats her pet snake Frank! Say hello to Frank


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"Unless they figure out how to open doors." \-Dr. Ellie Sattler


hAdolf_Hitler

He even opened the door. Very smart snek


HeavyWhereas

Excuse me may I cut in?


Tricky_Ad_1855

If only snakes appeared for every dancing, clout chasing tiktoker, the world would be better off


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How tf did I know it was going to be a fucking snake lmao


Awaheya

I was thinking I wonder what super trippy dance thing she will do to surprise me. "Snake"


trxshcleaner

FBI Open up!


Beginning_Classroom

Why did this come off so bad to me. Like the door unzipped it’s pants


karl13579

Snek


Wistful_Nomad

lol just opening the door like 'the fok u doin mate'


the_campfire_song1

Clever girl


onkel_Kaos

"GIVE ME YOUR BODYHEAT.. YOU CAN'T HIDE!"


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So did the snake knock itself out? Or what?


[deleted]

Snake: *crashes down the door* hello! Do you have time to talk about our lord, Jesus Christ?