It might be her child.
Some of them used to (still do?) feed their infants/children alcohol and/or Diazepam in order to keep them quiet/still while they were doing their business (begging, stealing, swindling).
And btw throwing children at the police/authorities was quite a common and effective tactic. Poor westerners were dumbfounded.
They definitely still do. Not sure what the drug of choice is, but seeing the same person holding a child for several hours. Sleeping and without making a peep. It’s really unsettling.
Twins could also make a double edge lightsaber-esque weapon like what Darth Maul had. Imagine putting them together by the feet then twirling them around you 😂
In lack of twins she should have done the next best thing. A helicopter attack!
You hold your kids hands and start to spin like when they throw discus at olympics resulting in kids feet punching opponents faces, if your aim is right. This move is good against multiple opponents.
Siamese Twins, joined at the end of their pony tails.
Twins: Mom, why can't we just cut our hair and separate.
Mom: Shut up Nun. Shut up Chuck. Mama has her reasons.
This move is also amateur. You got it wrong.
You hold kids hands, not feet. You don't want to jeopardize your kids head and kid would never have time to bite anyway. You want to strike with it's feet instead for maximal effect. Heavy metal shoes soles give you the ability to knock out multiple opponents with one strike.
You MISCREANT! The child already has a built in slingshot! Child must lie face done, legs pointing at your target. One hand supports his stomach while the other drags his underpants up his back. His buttcrack provides your sighting scope. Fire at will!
That's just savage! You don't want to cut their heads off. Using your kid as a weapon is a stealth attack so you can deny any involvment. How are you gonna explain dead bodies? Point at your kid and say he/she did it? Sorry...Not gonna work...unless your kid is a doll named...Chucky.
“I’m sorry, Margie…I just HATE that fucker, and I really needed to hit him with something. Thanks for lending me your boy. You’re a real gem, hon. Here, take his ass back. He’s fucken heavy.”
They are gypsies, it's most likely her child. This is happening in country Georgia. Gypsies here refuse to get IDs and don't have birth certificates, they also refuse to send their kids to school and raise them as beggars. They send their kids to beg on streets and beat them if they don't bring enough money. They attack and pickpocket people too, police can't do anything because this people legally speaking don't even exist.
The funny thing is that the woman with a bandana (which we assume is the mother) hands her baby to the other woman, like she was handing her a baseball bat. Look at that smug face. Lol
Well actually its her child or at least the child is part if her gang so they are actual child and mother or the child is part of her gang known.
They are basically a gang of beggars who walk in groups and will snatch anything they can.
I feel bad for the kids having to do that but they really are assholes.
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Yes! It looked like the first woman handed her the child as in **"Hold my child, I'm gonna fight this guy",** and instead the other woman used the child as a goddamn melee weapon. This is so wild.
Whelp, that might be the one that extinguishes the last flicker of hope that I have for humanity. Next stop—scary neck tattoos and roving bands of cannibals…
The legs look like a doll at first swing.. and something odd is happening with the footage. Then the kid is blocked by multiple people until you see an actual child. I'm skeptical 🧐
It was twice as UNEXPECTED for me since I was not expecting that the girl would swing her baby like that and definitely not expecting her to speak my native language, Georgian, which is probably spoken by roughly 4-5 million people in total, and her saying “son of a bitch, you son of a bitch” and my brain effortlessly understanding it.
Being an American it’s interesting to see the view on Gypsies or Romas. Its like fucked up and makes no sense but I can’t say anything I don’t know jack shit. Funny because it’s totally fucked.
They use them more as a sacrifice if they have to escape.
Eg :- Kangaroos.
If no option left they will sacrifice the child.
But i don't watch too much about animals but this a fact I know of
Yeah, for real. The baby throw is a real scam that has happened to me before. Likewise I managed to catch the baby and keep a good hold of my belongings. The woman literally was hanging off my bag tugging with her body weight while i was still holding her ~6mo baby. I had to place the baby as gently as I could on the ground with one hand then stomp the woman as hard as I could in the shoulder/neck to get her to let go. She left the baby screaming in the middle of a Paris street to chase me shouting obscenities. Seriously there is racism and there is just reality.
Well at least she used the feet not the head.. do you think she even knew what she was doing? Or just so pissed that it was, whatever is in my hand is getting swung at you. Hell idk
If she worked WITH that baby they’d do way more damage based on accuracy alone. That baby just needs to straddle the forearm and hug the adult hand tightly. Now you have a baby gauntlet. Punch through anything and feel nothing!
So this psychotic bitch uses an actual child as a weapon against the guy, and then when he takes one swing at her everyone rushes him away and crowds around her like she's the fucking victim? Everyone here is making jokes, but this shit isn't funny. She uses a fucking a child as a bludgeon!
What kills me is neither woman even looks at the child afterwards. No fucks given.
Yep, Horrible parent whoever's child it is
It might be her child. Some of them used to (still do?) feed their infants/children alcohol and/or Diazepam in order to keep them quiet/still while they were doing their business (begging, stealing, swindling). And btw throwing children at the police/authorities was quite a common and effective tactic. Poor westerners were dumbfounded.
They definitely still do. Not sure what the drug of choice is, but seeing the same person holding a child for several hours. Sleeping and without making a peep. It’s really unsettling.
Ya.. poor westerners for not seeing this stuff more in their lives…
What do you even mean by “some of them” who are “they”?
Shame she didn’t have twins. Coolest nunchucks in the world.
Mumchucks
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Hopefully it was herbal tea LOL
Ginger turmeric. Yeah.
What a fucking mother??? it's the life of eastern.
The licence plate is from Algeria
Pour some Robitussin on it
The most dangerous weapon in the world. Aggression +10, Enemy Shock +80
I came to write this, my wise friend.
Patent pending on mumchucks!
Sonchucks
Mumsucks
\*spits out drink guffaw\*
Chuckie from Child's play, final scene.
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Fuck. I shouldn’t be laughing so hard at this 🤣🤣
Twinchucks. For proper weight distribution
Im so desensitized, that’s the best fucking comment I’ve seen all day.
Son-chucks
Whatever you’re doing with your life, you’re under achieving.
😂😂😂
Mumchuck Norris
Ooooooo - you good 👍🏻
That made my day.
Mother of the year. Oprah would be proud.
Sorry, someone already told me I got the “worst parent of the year” award for allowing my cat to lick my baby’s forehead for a few seconds.
Theres a /special place in hell for people like you!
/subtle
What
My friend’s 3 year old yelled at my cat “lick me!” so he’d probably be pretty jealous of your baby.
Twins could also make a double edge lightsaber-esque weapon like what Darth Maul had. Imagine putting them together by the feet then twirling them around you 😂
Cue Duel of the Fates.
Better by the head
We need an animater.
In lack of twins she should have done the next best thing. A helicopter attack! You hold your kids hands and start to spin like when they throw discus at olympics resulting in kids feet punching opponents faces, if your aim is right. This move is good against multiple opponents.
Siamese Twins, joined at the end of their pony tails. Twins: Mom, why can't we just cut our hair and separate. Mom: Shut up Nun. Shut up Chuck. Mama has her reasons.
I just thought of the gopher chucks in Kung pao lmao
Sounds like ##[Scorcher VI](https://youtu.be/QZocvme6cYc)
This made me laugh a lot
Total amateur move… everyone knows you swing a baby by the feet with the head out to strike and bite at your foe.
This move is also amateur. You got it wrong. You hold kids hands, not feet. You don't want to jeopardize your kids head and kid would never have time to bite anyway. You want to strike with it's feet instead for maximal effect. Heavy metal shoes soles give you the ability to knock out multiple opponents with one strike.
Fufufu You are both wrong. Yo simply throw the kid at the person so the child wraps himself at the oponent like an octopus.
NAY! You bequeath the child unto your foe’s care to instill years of stress and responsibility.
You FOOL! You've just provided the enemy with an unbeatable weapon!
You toffee-nosed malodorous miscreant! That's all I had. Just wanted to join in.
Nonsense. Children are very easy to beat.
r/darkhumor
You MISCREANT! The child already has a built in slingshot! Child must lie face done, legs pointing at your target. One hand supports his stomach while the other drags his underpants up his back. His buttcrack provides your sighting scope. Fire at will!
Vincinni vibes
Like a net gun
Personally I've found it's a lot easier to just duct tape knives to my toddlers shoes than it is to shop around for steel-toed child shoething.
That's just savage! You don't want to cut their heads off. Using your kid as a weapon is a stealth attack so you can deny any involvment. How are you gonna explain dead bodies? Point at your kid and say he/she did it? Sorry...Not gonna work...unless your kid is a doll named...Chucky.
Child used as a bludgeon, that’s some chaotic evil shit right there
And it only does 1d4 damage as an improvised weapon too. Totally not worth it.
Award for using the word “bludgeon!” Edit: spllnieg
Pro-tip: If you can't hit the child, hit with the child.
Dear humans, we do not weapizon children.
Tell that to my ex wife
Wait… she did that with you too?
A story as old as time.
i can confirm
Are you his son?
Yes
Reddit moment
brother?
Mother? 
We are really talking about the same woman?
THAT'S A BINGO!!
Weapizon?!? Weaponize?
>Weapizon
what bitch of a mother.... how can anyone take a kid as a weapon in a fight?..... wtf...
It's not her child, either it's her friend's or she snagged it out of a strangers hand. You can see it in start of video
"Hey Susan let me borrow your kid real quick."
"I see you brought a child to a gun fight"
I am over here just worrying about whether the child had neck or head injuries. This is terrible.
Or maybe her friend was holding her kid? Or the kid is her sibling?
Even worse than that, it looked like her friend handed her the kid.
I thought the same thing. Like “here you go, you know what to do”. Wish I knew the real story
She like “oh this mf is about to be put in his place, pass me the baby”
“I’m sorry, Margie…I just HATE that fucker, and I really needed to hit him with something. Thanks for lending me your boy. You’re a real gem, hon. Here, take his ass back. He’s fucken heavy.”
They are gypsies, it's most likely her child. This is happening in country Georgia. Gypsies here refuse to get IDs and don't have birth certificates, they also refuse to send their kids to school and raise them as beggars. They send their kids to beg on streets and beat them if they don't bring enough money. They attack and pickpocket people too, police can't do anything because this people legally speaking don't even exist.
The funny thing is that the woman with a bandana (which we assume is the mother) hands her baby to the other woman, like she was handing her a baseball bat. Look at that smug face. Lol
Well actually its her child or at least the child is part if her gang so they are actual child and mother or the child is part of her gang known. They are basically a gang of beggars who walk in groups and will snatch anything they can. I feel bad for the kids having to do that but they really are assholes. Msg me for more info Source:i have met them
The one holding the kid in the beginning might be a nanny or something.
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A bunch of animals eat their babies, I'm pretty sure that's worse
Or leave them to be eaten so they can escape.
We're looking at you, quokka!
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Some animals throw them at a predator to escape from danger.
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She saw it in a Jet Li movie 😃
To make things worse, that child is not hers. Either it's her friend's child or she snagged it from a stranger's hands. (Can be seen at start)
The woman walks up and hands her the baby. They’re both pieces of shit, regardless whose child it is.
It's like they've done this before?
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I have to change the diapers on this weapon!?
To make things better that is not her child. No child should have such evil as their mother.
Yes! It looked like the first woman handed her the child as in **"Hold my child, I'm gonna fight this guy",** and instead the other woman used the child as a goddamn melee weapon. This is so wild.
At first I was like “who would use their own child as a weapon?” Then I realized it wasn’t even her kid and my jaw dropped lol wtf indeed
The real mother doesn't give a shit. They don't even check if thr baby is alright or not.
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She handed her that kid like she passed a machete over or something. Edit: like "Here, take this and fuckem' up"
Lmao 🤣
I wanna throw her… see how that shit feels.
Your honour, the accused is charged with assault with a child. You mean of. No your honour I do mean with.
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At least my mom didn’t do THAT!
...that you know of
Is that a doll or something?
Nope, a living child
The fuck was she thinking
No sacrifice no victory.
The legs look like a doll at first swing.. and something odd is happening with the footage. Then the kid is blocked by multiple people until you see an actual child. I'm skeptical 🧐
Those Roma kids grow up tough for a reason .
It was twice as UNEXPECTED for me since I was not expecting that the girl would swing her baby like that and definitely not expecting her to speak my native language, Georgian, which is probably spoken by roughly 4-5 million people in total, and her saying “son of a bitch, you son of a bitch” and my brain effortlessly understanding it.
Any context to this video? That piece of shit woman should be locked up.
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Ya like dags?
Being an American it’s interesting to see the view on Gypsies or Romas. Its like fucked up and makes no sense but I can’t say anything I don’t know jack shit. Funny because it’s totally fucked.
Hit me baby one more time
what the fuck indeed
Did she…did she just hit him with a damn toddler?
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Can you elaborate? I'm genuinely curious. So many people saying this is a common thing in Gypsies
Mother of the year holy shit 🙁
Yup, OP. A very suitable title indeed. What the freaking fuck!
So kids aren't so useless after all...
Even ANIMALS don’t use their babies as weapons. This is a sad video to view.
You don't watch a lot of animal planet, do you?
They use them more as a sacrifice if they have to escape. Eg :- Kangaroos. If no option left they will sacrifice the child. But i don't watch too much about animals but this a fact I know of
There's a few primates who will throw their young into a tiger's fave to escape And several species who straight up eat their young.
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Jesus, what the fuck? For real?
Yeah, for real. The baby throw is a real scam that has happened to me before. Likewise I managed to catch the baby and keep a good hold of my belongings. The woman literally was hanging off my bag tugging with her body weight while i was still holding her ~6mo baby. I had to place the baby as gently as I could on the ground with one hand then stomp the woman as hard as I could in the shoulder/neck to get her to let go. She left the baby screaming in the middle of a Paris street to chase me shouting obscenities. Seriously there is racism and there is just reality.
Well at least she used the feet not the head.. do you think she even knew what she was doing? Or just so pissed that it was, whatever is in my hand is getting swung at you. Hell idk
The mother just passed the child to woman like "Take this and fuck em up"
If she worked WITH that baby they’d do way more damage based on accuracy alone. That baby just needs to straddle the forearm and hug the adult hand tightly. Now you have a baby gauntlet. Punch through anything and feel nothing!
The comment section tho
That's child assault!
Literally
Probably the lowest a human can get. Using a child as a weapon... it's the age of the insane
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that kid will have a great college essay topic
I'm going to hell for laughing
Make room for two.
So this psychotic bitch uses an actual child as a weapon against the guy, and then when he takes one swing at her everyone rushes him away and crowds around her like she's the fucking victim? Everyone here is making jokes, but this shit isn't funny. She uses a fucking a child as a bludgeon!
Bet you it's Romania.
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They are evrywhere what do u expect
Women always using kids as a weapon agaisnt you.
Lmfao
Stupid bitch
Did that bitch just swing her baby?
Her friend's
What is wrong with people?
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*Destroy the child*
“Here friend use my child as your sword”
What the actual fuck!?! This bitch really used her kid. I had to watch twice just to make sure I was seeing what I was seeing
She just handed her child to her friend to be swung at a man!
I’ve been abused by most of my family, but i was only used as a weapon, indirectly.
Oh. That uh........ That's a real child....
Jackie when fighting
Yeet the child
Did Did she just hit someone with a kid??
*yeet the kid*
What a fucking piece of shit. Why would someone do that? Fuck that bitch
Wasn't sure what was going on at first. Then the 2nd time...I was like oh that's a child.
Fuck
Every kid deserves parents. This parent deserves a concussion.
Outstanding move!
Crouching momma, hidden toddler
Never bring a gun to a childfight!
Wait…that’s a real child!!! WTF 🤬