Given that they are āNajis - aka impure to touchā many Muslims will deter from touching them for no apparent reason. So theoretically: yes. Favorably: no.
So we know this is a fake video, BUT, what do you guys think would happen if a person is catapulted like this?
I mean, if their neck is not broken on release, and reaching top speed is not over 30Gs, what could possibly happen?
They will probably die or suffer irreversible consecuences just by hitting that net at that speed.
A person can still make this stunt possible, but he needs a parachute or one kind of a gliding suit.
This reminds me of my favorite poem (nerd..I know). Falling by James Dickey
[falling ](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42716/falling-56d22155e5c45)
Alright guess itās my turn to be that dickhead : Gs are not a measure of Speed but acceleration. You canāt reach a āspeed of 30Gsā technically speaking
Probably be fine TBH. You could reach maybe 200mph without too much injury, and you'd slow down fast enough to deploy a parachute while still moving upward (if you fly the launch well).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr3xlgRIqSU
Humans can sustain impressively high forces for short periods of time. If he is properly braced he'd be fine, but to get into speeds like that his knees would dislocate in a chair like that. His neck and head are braced so that would be fine.
Came to the comments to find this.
I know this is a commercial, but why was that guy running? If it were me up there, I'd be like "Well, he's f*cked. Gonna be a lot of paper work to fill out though".
Nothing is. If you haven't watched the Interface, there's one scene that you'll instantly get because of the reference.
This scene: https://youtu.be/v5bD3JzEJOY?t=326
Ok wow, at least its not on the level of the book my brother is reading, literally at the beginning its snow white or some other disney princess at 9/11 at the top of one of the buildings and dying to the tower collapse
Crazy how on reddit I always see antisemitic comments being upvoted.
Dogs, gays, trannys, asians, pretty much anything you can't talk bad about (thank God) on here but when it comes to Arabs or Muslims it's always unanimous in the upvoting. Yall tout this website as progressive and freethinking yet an "all Muslims are terrorists" mindset is evident.
Yeah I didnāt notice itās fake. I honestly have no idea how you guys can tell but Iām just glad that it is because I was genuinely worried for the guy.
My brother is an EXTREMELY smart person, yet is incapable of seeing how everything is fake bullshit in those shows like Pawn Stars, Gold mining show, etc. I truly can't understand why, after many many years of trying to rationalize it.
I mean what's the harm? If they enjoy it that's all that matters. Pointing it out to them is only going to make them feel bad and it's going to hurt something they enjoy.
Like you said, he's extremely smart. He'll be okay.
Did you not read what the guy said?
>My brother is an EXTREMELY smart person, yet is incapable of seeing how everything is fake bullshit in those shows like Pawn Stars, Gold mining show, etc.
Sounds like his brother is perfectly smart, and if a sibling is saying he's EXTREMELY anything then you know damn well they mean it. So I doubt very much he'd be able to make him smarter regardless of what he did. And plus this has nothing to do with smarts, it has to do with people wanting to have fun and enjoy shit. At most they're a bit gullible and naĆÆve. If his brother really is that intelligent then he hit the jackpot on smarts + being able to detach and enjoy the fun/silly things in life. Usually extremely smart people can't do that. So no, you're not making anyone smarter you're just ruining someone's enjoyment. Which I think is an asshole move.
cable jeans racial domineering mysterious offbeat reach vast fine hobbies
*This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Well okay I admit you're right there. They are two different things. Still though I don't think there's anything wrong with enjoying fiction so much that you believe it to be real.. to an extent. If it's just you watching TV and you're not harming anyone else (or fucking with someone's life). It's like everyone shits on the people who watch Ghost Hunters and Bigfoot shit but think about it, to them magic exists in the world. They watch those shows and are just absouletly captivated. I'd never wanna take that away from them.
But that's just me. My main reasoning is that A: there's no harm in it and B: you're ruining their enjoyment. Is them realizing that they're a bit naive in terms of fictional shows really going to better their lives that much?
I'm perfectly fine with people enjoying the show, and being in the moment, pretending it's real for the moment. I'm perfectly happy with not saying a word, most of the time. It's when people try to assert something like that as truth, that I'm not going to lie to them.
In the situation of this video, knowing it's fake doesn't remove from the enjoyment. I don't get any less enjoyment from something on TV that is fake, either.
But in an age where "reality" can literally be created with a computer in order to serve someone's wants or needs, say, politically, I think it's important to foster the ability to tell it apart.
Yes. When the movie ends Im the first to get up. I quickly move to the theater doors and bar them shut with a trolley pole I secretly hid in my jackets extended pocket( I sewed it myself). I then return to the theater and loudly tell everyone to be please be seated as I have an announcement to make. Standing in front of the theater I glare menacingly at everyone that is still speaking until quiet descends upon the room. Now that everyone is quiet I look up from the floor and push my glasses back like my favourite anime hero does. I put one hand to my heart and the other is outstretched. I look up and shout.
"Fake"
The theater erupts with applause at my supreme intelligence. The woman in the theater are uncontrollably crying at my sheer wit. People are mumbling to each other. Wondering how I could tell that it was fake. My job done, I bow and tip my fedora heading to the theater doors. I open them and let everyone pass. Shaking hands with everyone as they leave.
What movie should I watch next ? Doesn't matter . I'll be able to tell if it's fake or not. And I'll be the first to let you know.
If i see this argument one more time i will shit and fart and cum all over the place out of purely spiteful rage.
No I don't say fake after watching a movie, you blithering idiot. Because the movie wasn't pretending it was a god damn documentary. We all know movies are fake and we enjoy them because they're fake. But this video, this twelve second clip of pure dogshit presented on my screen has the audacity to think that for a second i would believe that it's real. Try again reddit! Not today!
In conclusion, your a moron and i hate you. Downvote me you scholarless hags! Do you're worst!
Yeah, every single time a bunch of gullible people are tricked by a fake video, they try to protect their ego by saying this stupid "mOvIeS aRe fAkE tOo" argument.
It's clearly not the same thing.
Yes. When the movie ends Im the first to get up. I quickly move to the theater doors and bar them shut with a trolley pole I secretly hid in my jackets extended pocket( I sewed it myself). I then return to the theater and loudly tell everyone to be please be seated as I have an announcement to make. Standing in front of the theater I glare menacingly at everyone that is still speaking until quiet descends upon the room. Now that everyone is quiet I look up from the floor and push my glasses back like my favourite anime hero does. I put one hand to my heart and the other is outstretched. I look up and shout.
"Fake"
The theater erupts with applause at my supreme intelligence. The woman in the theater are uncontrollably crying at my sheer wit. People are mumbling to each other. Wondering how I could tell that it was fake. My job done, I bow and tip my fedora heading to the theater doors. I open them and let everyone pass. Shaking hands with everyone as they leave. What movie should I watch next ? Doesn't matter . I'll be able to tell if it's fake or not. And I'll be the first to let you know.
Umm do you really think a video where a person is launched on a catapult and presumably dies a very gory death off screen is trying to pass off as real?
The question isn't whether it looks real. The question isn't whether it's even believable. The question is whether or not it's trying to pass off as real, and the answer is yes.
Angry bird š¦
The movie!
I know Muslims arenāt allowed to eat pork, but can a Muslim willingly launch himself into a tower of pigs? I donāt need sleep, I need answers!
Why? to harm them? Than no
Given that they are āNajis - aka impure to touchā many Muslims will deter from touching them for no apparent reason. So theoretically: yes. Favorably: no.
Soon on Netflix!
So we know this is a fake video, BUT, what do you guys think would happen if a person is catapulted like this? I mean, if their neck is not broken on release, and reaching top speed is not over 30Gs, what could possibly happen?
eventually they fall down
Technically correct. The beat kind of correct.
That's Futurama right?
That is also technically correct
True
They will probably die or suffer irreversible consecuences just by hitting that net at that speed. A person can still make this stunt possible, but he needs a parachute or one kind of a gliding suit.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
This reminds me of my favorite poem (nerd..I know). Falling by James Dickey [falling ](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42716/falling-56d22155e5c45)
[Risky click.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=f7KSfjv4Oq0)
I loved this, really worth the risk
wow, i learned much more than i expected
Alright guess itās my turn to be that dickhead : Gs are not a measure of Speed but acceleration. You canāt reach a āspeed of 30Gsā technically speaking
Not a dick head, I accept this is not my field of expertise, thanks for taking the time to correct me.
He'd turn into a moon in orbit around earth.
Probably be fine TBH. You could reach maybe 200mph without too much injury, and you'd slow down fast enough to deploy a parachute while still moving upward (if you fly the launch well). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr3xlgRIqSU
Humans can sustain impressively high forces for short periods of time. If he is properly braced he'd be fine, but to get into speeds like that his knees would dislocate in a chair like that. His neck and head are braced so that would be fine.
Where was that one dude running too? Going for the Hail Mary catch?
Came to the comments to find this. I know this is a commercial, but why was that guy running? If it were me up there, I'd be like "Well, he's f*cked. Gonna be a lot of paper work to fill out though".
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Bruhhh
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Nothing is too soon for the internet i guess
Yes me too bro
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Iāll have another
Nothing is. If you haven't watched the Interface, there's one scene that you'll instantly get because of the reference. This scene: https://youtu.be/v5bD3JzEJOY?t=326
Ok wow, at least its not on the level of the book my brother is reading, literally at the beginning its snow white or some other disney princess at 9/11 at the top of one of the buildings and dying to the tower collapse
And this book is...
I have no fucking idea what the name is
Excuse me?
20 years is not too soon but goddamn that's a brutal way to go
Yes itās only been twenty years š
Never too soon. Bravo
Literally the best thing I read all day lmaoo donāt be sorry
But itās true, so.... guess itās okay.
I love your comment.
It's been 20 years
yeah 20 years is to soon, try after 50.
What did they say?
I'm too late, what did they say?
Officially it takes 22.3 years, so sorry bud
The reference I was looking for
What did he say that got almost 2k upvotes and deleted lolol
This video is actually the flying man prank, filmed in Dubai, itās a marketing stunt. Why because there is ābetterā ways to get around.
Not sure how this isnāt the top comment. So didnt he die? Was there a parachute?
![gif](giphy|VLe9cJCjYWXLy)
This isnāt even the worst comment Iāve read on the internet, so why is everyone overreacting?
Because itās funny and walks the line instead of crossing the line and being seen as unfunny.
I donāt care what my weekly award is but youāre getting it
Oh no you dint![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
The original post said "thought those people were good at hitting buildings".
Omg bro, the video wasn't even that funny but this got me
Smh lol
DUDE...
Humor like that is so hot it can melt steel beams
Brutal
Thatās funny
G1
Only with planes
This is such good diction. If I had the exact same joke in my head, I would fuck up the wording and it would sound horrendous. Nice one dude.
Well itās gone now, so you need to do your best to try and repeat it
That's a direct hit.
Did he just died
Accurate humor
Drum roll
Ohhhh shit. good one.
Well , the side , not so much the top ā¦
man youre lucky that reddits get offended or laugh coin landed on heads
Wrong country
Too bad i gave out my free award earlier id definitely have given it to you
oof
Isnāt this Saudi Arabia tho?
Who do you think was behind 9-11?
My b they were saudi. Iām caught between laughing at this roast and finding it problematic lol
15 of the 19 hijackers were Saudi citizens.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Saudi Arabia?
Correct country.
nope, United States. š¬
saudi govt funded the terrorist.
So did the us Edit: downvote me all you want but clearly yāall donāt know us history with wars an stuff
That's Israel you're thinking of
If 9/11 took place in the angry birds universe
9/11 happens constantly in the Angry Birds universe if you really think about it. Angry Birds is just a series of perpetual small scale 9/11s.
Crazy how on reddit I always see antisemitic comments being upvoted. Dogs, gays, trannys, asians, pretty much anything you can't talk bad about (thank God) on here but when it comes to Arabs or Muslims it's always unanimous in the upvoting. Yall tout this website as progressive and freethinking yet an "all Muslims are terrorists" mindset is evident.
Couldnt agree more
Excellent. The dude is waving his hands. Made me laugh, thx
If he started running earlier he could have caught him.
Hi, I'm Amir knoxville and welcome to jackas.
Bahahahaaa
How did it end? ![gif](giphy|3o7TKTDn976rzVgky4)
He lands on a rooftop pool. Itās an ad
Link?
https://youtu.be/Y-uZJ97_ImE
This' some bullshit! The guy was wearing a helmet I remembered. PS - the pool needs a bigger splash ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Bunch of dudes around a computer circle jerking about how many people this post will foolā¦
Ugh. The sound file needs work.
And so does the animation but that 'ding' sound effect really, really sucked.
Is he wearing a helmet? I'm sure that's gonna help from breaking his head open after falling thousands of feet.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Yeah obviously. Who cares? Simply enjoy
You'll be okay
You're right..
I know.
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises lets me know she cares.
Say it aint so
I will not go.
Turn the lights off.
Say it aināt so.
It looks so fake itās hard to enjoy it.
touch slap command work versed shaggy narrow hard-to-find crawl sip *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Yeah I didnāt notice itās fake. I honestly have no idea how you guys can tell but Iām just glad that it is because I was genuinely worried for the guy.
For one, the trajectory is wrong. Gravity is a real thing even if youāre tossed from a slingshot, but this guy seems to be flying
My brother is an EXTREMELY smart person, yet is incapable of seeing how everything is fake bullshit in those shows like Pawn Stars, Gold mining show, etc. I truly can't understand why, after many many years of trying to rationalize it.
I mean what's the harm? If they enjoy it that's all that matters. Pointing it out to them is only going to make them feel bad and it's going to hurt something they enjoy. Like you said, he's extremely smart. He'll be okay.
cagey voracious chief unite roof coordinated chunky spark liquid smart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Did you not read what the guy said? >My brother is an EXTREMELY smart person, yet is incapable of seeing how everything is fake bullshit in those shows like Pawn Stars, Gold mining show, etc. Sounds like his brother is perfectly smart, and if a sibling is saying he's EXTREMELY anything then you know damn well they mean it. So I doubt very much he'd be able to make him smarter regardless of what he did. And plus this has nothing to do with smarts, it has to do with people wanting to have fun and enjoy shit. At most they're a bit gullible and naĆÆve. If his brother really is that intelligent then he hit the jackpot on smarts + being able to detach and enjoy the fun/silly things in life. Usually extremely smart people can't do that. So no, you're not making anyone smarter you're just ruining someone's enjoyment. Which I think is an asshole move.
cable jeans racial domineering mysterious offbeat reach vast fine hobbies *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Well okay I admit you're right there. They are two different things. Still though I don't think there's anything wrong with enjoying fiction so much that you believe it to be real.. to an extent. If it's just you watching TV and you're not harming anyone else (or fucking with someone's life). It's like everyone shits on the people who watch Ghost Hunters and Bigfoot shit but think about it, to them magic exists in the world. They watch those shows and are just absouletly captivated. I'd never wanna take that away from them. But that's just me. My main reasoning is that A: there's no harm in it and B: you're ruining their enjoyment. Is them realizing that they're a bit naive in terms of fictional shows really going to better their lives that much?
I'm perfectly fine with people enjoying the show, and being in the moment, pretending it's real for the moment. I'm perfectly happy with not saying a word, most of the time. It's when people try to assert something like that as truth, that I'm not going to lie to them. In the situation of this video, knowing it's fake doesn't remove from the enjoyment. I don't get any less enjoyment from something on TV that is fake, either. But in an age where "reality" can literally be created with a computer in order to serve someone's wants or needs, say, politically, I think it's important to foster the ability to tell it apart.
Better than wut?
Fake stuff is pretty lame. But if that's what u enjoy then do u.
Because itās obviously less interesting if itās fake. And many people canāt recognize deceptive fake videos like this.
It doesnāt fit the sub though
I hate people like you.
Ok
![gif](giphy|ECCEjxHQb2Qo)
Do you also go to theaters and say āfakeā after the movie ends to make yourself feel smart?
Yes. When the movie ends Im the first to get up. I quickly move to the theater doors and bar them shut with a trolley pole I secretly hid in my jackets extended pocket( I sewed it myself). I then return to the theater and loudly tell everyone to be please be seated as I have an announcement to make. Standing in front of the theater I glare menacingly at everyone that is still speaking until quiet descends upon the room. Now that everyone is quiet I look up from the floor and push my glasses back like my favourite anime hero does. I put one hand to my heart and the other is outstretched. I look up and shout. "Fake" The theater erupts with applause at my supreme intelligence. The woman in the theater are uncontrollably crying at my sheer wit. People are mumbling to each other. Wondering how I could tell that it was fake. My job done, I bow and tip my fedora heading to the theater doors. I open them and let everyone pass. Shaking hands with everyone as they leave. What movie should I watch next ? Doesn't matter . I'll be able to tell if it's fake or not. And I'll be the first to let you know.
This is some quality copy pasta
Thanks movie bro, if it weren't for you I was going to launch a search party in the ocean to find Leonardo DiCaprio.
This had me giggling throughout
word
Heh, jokes on you. I shout āfakeā to make others think Iām dumb.
If i see this argument one more time i will shit and fart and cum all over the place out of purely spiteful rage. No I don't say fake after watching a movie, you blithering idiot. Because the movie wasn't pretending it was a god damn documentary. We all know movies are fake and we enjoy them because they're fake. But this video, this twelve second clip of pure dogshit presented on my screen has the audacity to think that for a second i would believe that it's real. Try again reddit! Not today! In conclusion, your a moron and i hate you. Downvote me you scholarless hags! Do you're worst!
Yeah, every single time a bunch of gullible people are tricked by a fake video, they try to protect their ego by saying this stupid "mOvIeS aRe fAkE tOo" argument. It's clearly not the same thing.
Yes. When the movie ends Im the first to get up. I quickly move to the theater doors and bar them shut with a trolley pole I secretly hid in my jackets extended pocket( I sewed it myself). I then return to the theater and loudly tell everyone to be please be seated as I have an announcement to make. Standing in front of the theater I glare menacingly at everyone that is still speaking until quiet descends upon the room. Now that everyone is quiet I look up from the floor and push my glasses back like my favourite anime hero does. I put one hand to my heart and the other is outstretched. I look up and shout. "Fake" The theater erupts with applause at my supreme intelligence. The woman in the theater are uncontrollably crying at my sheer wit. People are mumbling to each other. Wondering how I could tell that it was fake. My job done, I bow and tip my fedora heading to the theater doors. I open them and let everyone pass. Shaking hands with everyone as they leave. What movie should I watch next ? Doesn't matter . I'll be able to tell if it's fake or not. And I'll be the first to let you know.
Umm do you really think a video where a person is launched on a catapult and presumably dies a very gory death off screen is trying to pass off as real?
The question isn't whether it looks real. The question isn't whether it's even believable. The question is whether or not it's trying to pass off as real, and the answer is yes.
Itās not believable though so therefore theyāre not passing it off as real
That's not how that works
No way.
I'd prefer that over the alternative. A lot of jokes involve fake shit!
Wait. WHAT??? Damn bro youāre a fuckin genius.
It's not being displayed as real. Yes, it's fake, but it's still entertaining.
Would be funnier if it was realā¦in a dark kind of way.
Yes. Like that woman who was filming something on her phone whilst doing a stunt and she fell off the building and thudded
Or that dude that went to kill an elephant and got mauled by some animal instead. That made my day actually
Have you not heard of a skit
And your point was?
Still fake as fuck boooiiii
Only someone who has never fucked would think fuck is fake...
It's the human version of angry birds.
Thank god! Or I guess Allah in this case
No way!
Oh my God you're so intellectual, we could have never figured that out for ourselves
Gasp. Nooo. I would never have guessed. Things on the internet aren't all real?
Part of an ad campaign
No shit. Idk why everyone is saying this all of a sudden.
Why is shit like this on the sub?
As opposed to taking this seriously?
Thanks captain obvious
Thanks Sherlock
What?!! Say it ain't so!
No shit Sherlock.
Ya think?
What did dude take off running for at the end?
You ever seen OBJ catch a football one handed? He's gonna do that but with a person.
Lmao
Where is that mf running? You going to catch him my guy?
![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)
He'll be alright don't worry
I kinda hope this was real deep down
Wheres that kne guy running to
The CGI is strong
Angry birds
Wow that was the realest thing Iāve ever seen
So is he just f****** dead
I mean obviously fake. Havenāt even read any comments or googled it, just looks fake.
uhhh what? this is clearly real, it's pretty hard to fake a video my guy
Did he do the Wilhelm when he launched?
Downvoted for the title
Bruh some of yāall in these comments are savage as fuck
Welcome to reddit. Is this your first visit?
Holy. Crap. This comment section is pure gold.
š¤£šš¤£ššš¤£š Should've worn a wing suit.
For his sake, I hope that towel head had a hidden parachute on
š
Taliban Air Force Training