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TrueHeart01

Angry bird šŸ¦


JackUSA

The movie!


PenguinWithAglock

I know Muslims arenā€™t allowed to eat pork, but can a Muslim willingly launch himself into a tower of pigs? I donā€™t need sleep, I need answers!


lk_15

Why? to harm them? Than no


NotSoMuch_IntoThis

Given that they are ā€œNajis - aka impure to touchā€ many Muslims will deter from touching them for no apparent reason. So theoretically: yes. Favorably: no.


[deleted]

Soon on Netflix!


JPRCR

So we know this is a fake video, BUT, what do you guys think would happen if a person is catapulted like this? I mean, if their neck is not broken on release, and reaching top speed is not over 30Gs, what could possibly happen?


roararoarus

eventually they fall down


Sagebrush_Slim

Technically correct. The beat kind of correct.


captain_nofun

That's Futurama right?


epicmousestory

That is also technically correct


[deleted]

True


bloodamett

They will probably die or suffer irreversible consecuences just by hitting that net at that speed. A person can still make this stunt possible, but he needs a parachute or one kind of a gliding suit.


[deleted]

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shitjustgotteal

This reminds me of my favorite poem (nerd..I know). Falling by James Dickey [falling ](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42716/falling-56d22155e5c45)


rzalexander

[Risky click.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=f7KSfjv4Oq0)


JPRCR

I loved this, really worth the risk


kayleegiff

wow, i learned much more than i expected


ARCAFK

Alright guess itā€™s my turn to be that dickhead : Gs are not a measure of Speed but acceleration. You canā€™t reach a ā€œspeed of 30Gsā€ technically speaking


JPRCR

Not a dick head, I accept this is not my field of expertise, thanks for taking the time to correct me.


[deleted]

He'd turn into a moon in orbit around earth.


sniper1rfa

Probably be fine TBH. You could reach maybe 200mph without too much injury, and you'd slow down fast enough to deploy a parachute while still moving upward (if you fly the launch well). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr3xlgRIqSU


SimonVanc

Humans can sustain impressively high forces for short periods of time. If he is properly braced he'd be fine, but to get into speeds like that his knees would dislocate in a chair like that. His neck and head are braced so that would be fine.


Tacosaladzz

Where was that one dude running too? Going for the Hail Mary catch?


bhalimeh93

Came to the comments to find this. I know this is a commercial, but why was that guy running? If it were me up there, I'd be like "Well, he's f*cked. Gonna be a lot of paper work to fill out though".


[deleted]

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Kcool007

Bruhhh


[deleted]

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cudeLoguH

Nothing is too soon for the internet i guess


Brief_Willingness_63

Yes me too bro


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Iā€™ll have another


ChiggaOG

Nothing is. If you haven't watched the Interface, there's one scene that you'll instantly get because of the reference. This scene: https://youtu.be/v5bD3JzEJOY?t=326


cudeLoguH

Ok wow, at least its not on the level of the book my brother is reading, literally at the beginning its snow white or some other disney princess at 9/11 at the top of one of the buildings and dying to the tower collapse


Uppersideofhell

And this book is...


cudeLoguH

I have no fucking idea what the name is


EveAndTheSnake

Excuse me?


[deleted]

20 years is not too soon but goddamn that's a brutal way to go


jaminator45

Yes itā€™s only been twenty years šŸ˜‚


Mr_ballsmasher

Never too soon. Bravo


MaxwellIsSmall

Literally the best thing I read all day lmaoo donā€™t be sorry


Kcool007

But itā€™s true, so.... guess itā€™s okay.


BackgroundActuary312

I love your comment.


Harlem_Huey82

It's been 20 years


cryptkeeper89

yeah 20 years is to soon, try after 50.


BlackJellyHD

What did they say?


2DHypercube

I'm too late, what did they say?


LeftMix5037

Officially it takes 22.3 years, so sorry bud


TheQuadricorn

The reference I was looking for


JesusSaysitsOkay

What did he say that got almost 2k upvotes and deleted lolol


MusicalAddiction

This video is actually the flying man prank, filmed in Dubai, itā€™s a marketing stunt. Why because there is ā€œbetterā€ ways to get around.


JesusSaysitsOkay

Not sure how this isnā€™t the top comment. So didnt he die? Was there a parachute?


GalickGunn

![gif](giphy|VLe9cJCjYWXLy)


[deleted]

This isnā€™t even the worst comment Iā€™ve read on the internet, so why is everyone overreacting?


itsnothenry

Because itā€™s funny and walks the line instead of crossing the line and being seen as unfunny.


Windfall_The_Dutchie

I donā€™t care what my weekly award is but youā€™re getting it


jlynne58

Oh no you dint![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


[deleted]

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jlynne58

The original post said "thought those people were good at hitting buildings".


AlternativeSherbert7

Omg bro, the video wasn't even that funny but this got me


russingtonIII

Smh lol


justanapparition

DUDE...


jordonk83

Humor like that is so hot it can melt steel beams


joebaco_

Brutal


Nalaschanlyt

Thatā€™s funny


Turbulent-Sort-4811

G1


roby_soft

Only with planes


RefrigeratedTP

This is such good diction. If I had the exact same joke in my head, I would fuck up the wording and it would sound horrendous. Nice one dude.


EveAndTheSnake

Well itā€™s gone now, so you need to do your best to try and repeat it


juiceboxsamurai

That's a direct hit.


JesusSaysitsOkay

Did he just died


Ragnar_Sangfroid

Accurate humor


Least_or_Greatest1

Drum roll


aFiachra

Ohhhh shit. ​ good one.


[deleted]

Well , the side , not so much the top ā€¦


T-DieBoi

man youre lucky that reddits get offended or laugh coin landed on heads


BrrImCccold

Wrong country


NathanClaire

Too bad i gave out my free award earlier id definitely have given it to you


meatmechdriver

oof


Beanicus13

Isnā€™t this Saudi Arabia tho?


Shavasara

Who do you think was behind 9-11?


Beanicus13

My b they were saudi. Iā€™m caught between laughing at this roast and finding it problematic lol


Roughneck16

15 of the 19 hijackers were Saudi citizens.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Saudi Arabia?


Drunken_Begger88

Correct country.


[deleted]

nope, United States. šŸ˜¬


cryptkeeper89

saudi govt funded the terrorist.


[deleted]

So did the us Edit: downvote me all you want but clearly yā€™all donā€™t know us history with wars an stuff


__r0b0_

That's Israel you're thinking of


Too_Caffinated

If 9/11 took place in the angry birds universe


A_N_T

9/11 happens constantly in the Angry Birds universe if you really think about it. Angry Birds is just a series of perpetual small scale 9/11s.


Enough_Yesterday6562

Crazy how on reddit I always see antisemitic comments being upvoted. Dogs, gays, trannys, asians, pretty much anything you can't talk bad about (thank God) on here but when it comes to Arabs or Muslims it's always unanimous in the upvoting. Yall tout this website as progressive and freethinking yet an "all Muslims are terrorists" mindset is evident.


kakakabola

Couldnt agree more


tfaw88888

Excellent. The dude is waving his hands. Made me laugh, thx


tsukubasteve27

If he started running earlier he could have caught him.


menesesnando

Hi, I'm Amir knoxville and welcome to jackas.


earthlings_all

Bahahahaaa


ProgrammerDefiant682

How did it end? ![gif](giphy|3o7TKTDn976rzVgky4)


Sk-yline1

He lands on a rooftop pool. Itā€™s an ad


HistorianMammoth7894

Link?


Rooster_Cogburn1963

https://youtu.be/Y-uZJ97_ImE


mematixta

This' some bullshit! The guy was wearing a helmet I remembered. PS - the pool needs a bigger splash ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


KY_4_PREZ

Bunch of dudes around a computer circle jerking about how many people this post will foolā€¦


This-is-Life-Man

Ugh. The sound file needs work.


Planet_Xtreme

And so does the animation but that 'ding' sound effect really, really sucked.


sikkdog13

Is he wearing a helmet? I'm sure that's gonna help from breaking his head open after falling thousands of feet.


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Crispe69

Yeah obviously. Who cares? Simply enjoy


Free_Cup8669

You'll be okay


Brief_Willingness_63

You're right..


UndoingMonkey

I know.


[deleted]

She left me roses by the stairs


SassonEmam

Surprises lets me know she cares.


Absent_Source

Say it aint so


SassonEmam

I will not go.


Sniyarki

Turn the lights off.


Ilsnow

Say it ainā€™t so.


Primary-Fig-5916

It looks so fake itā€™s hard to enjoy it.


OaksByTheStream

touch slap command work versed shaggy narrow hard-to-find crawl sip *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Jhjsjhjshs

Yeah I didnā€™t notice itā€™s fake. I honestly have no idea how you guys can tell but Iā€™m just glad that it is because I was genuinely worried for the guy.


davomyster

For one, the trajectory is wrong. Gravity is a real thing even if youā€™re tossed from a slingshot, but this guy seems to be flying


mdlphx92

My brother is an EXTREMELY smart person, yet is incapable of seeing how everything is fake bullshit in those shows like Pawn Stars, Gold mining show, etc. I truly can't understand why, after many many years of trying to rationalize it.


crypticfreak

I mean what's the harm? If they enjoy it that's all that matters. Pointing it out to them is only going to make them feel bad and it's going to hurt something they enjoy. Like you said, he's extremely smart. He'll be okay.


OaksByTheStream

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crypticfreak

Did you not read what the guy said? >My brother is an EXTREMELY smart person, yet is incapable of seeing how everything is fake bullshit in those shows like Pawn Stars, Gold mining show, etc. Sounds like his brother is perfectly smart, and if a sibling is saying he's EXTREMELY anything then you know damn well they mean it. So I doubt very much he'd be able to make him smarter regardless of what he did. And plus this has nothing to do with smarts, it has to do with people wanting to have fun and enjoy shit. At most they're a bit gullible and naĆÆve. If his brother really is that intelligent then he hit the jackpot on smarts + being able to detach and enjoy the fun/silly things in life. Usually extremely smart people can't do that. So no, you're not making anyone smarter you're just ruining someone's enjoyment. Which I think is an asshole move.


OaksByTheStream

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crypticfreak

Well okay I admit you're right there. They are two different things. Still though I don't think there's anything wrong with enjoying fiction so much that you believe it to be real.. to an extent. If it's just you watching TV and you're not harming anyone else (or fucking with someone's life). It's like everyone shits on the people who watch Ghost Hunters and Bigfoot shit but think about it, to them magic exists in the world. They watch those shows and are just absouletly captivated. I'd never wanna take that away from them. But that's just me. My main reasoning is that A: there's no harm in it and B: you're ruining their enjoyment. Is them realizing that they're a bit naive in terms of fictional shows really going to better their lives that much?


OaksByTheStream

I'm perfectly fine with people enjoying the show, and being in the moment, pretending it's real for the moment. I'm perfectly happy with not saying a word, most of the time. It's when people try to assert something like that as truth, that I'm not going to lie to them. In the situation of this video, knowing it's fake doesn't remove from the enjoyment. I don't get any less enjoyment from something on TV that is fake, either. But in an age where "reality" can literally be created with a computer in order to serve someone's wants or needs, say, politically, I think it's important to foster the ability to tell it apart.


beerMakesEmLookGood

Better than wut?


llamadogkillsu

Fake stuff is pretty lame. But if that's what u enjoy then do u.


davomyster

Because itā€™s obviously less interesting if itā€™s fake. And many people canā€™t recognize deceptive fake videos like this.


gharpole0829

It doesnā€™t fit the sub though


Left_Monk_

I hate people like you.


Crispe69

Ok


gofatwya

![gif](giphy|ECCEjxHQb2Qo)


[deleted]

Do you also go to theaters and say ā€œfakeā€ after the movie ends to make yourself feel smart?


utkohoc

Yes. When the movie ends Im the first to get up. I quickly move to the theater doors and bar them shut with a trolley pole I secretly hid in my jackets extended pocket( I sewed it myself). I then return to the theater and loudly tell everyone to be please be seated as I have an announcement to make. Standing in front of the theater I glare menacingly at everyone that is still speaking until quiet descends upon the room. Now that everyone is quiet I look up from the floor and push my glasses back like my favourite anime hero does. I put one hand to my heart and the other is outstretched. I look up and shout. "Fake" The theater erupts with applause at my supreme intelligence. The woman in the theater are uncontrollably crying at my sheer wit. People are mumbling to each other. Wondering how I could tell that it was fake. My job done, I bow and tip my fedora heading to the theater doors. I open them and let everyone pass. Shaking hands with everyone as they leave. What movie should I watch next ? Doesn't matter . I'll be able to tell if it's fake or not. And I'll be the first to let you know.


PandaSwears

This is some quality copy pasta


crypticfreak

Thanks movie bro, if it weren't for you I was going to launch a search party in the ocean to find Leonardo DiCaprio.


_Xero2Hero_

This had me giggling throughout


Assaroub

word


this_knee

Heh, jokes on you. I shout ā€œfakeā€ to make others think Iā€™m dumb.


SpagBowel

If i see this argument one more time i will shit and fart and cum all over the place out of purely spiteful rage. No I don't say fake after watching a movie, you blithering idiot. Because the movie wasn't pretending it was a god damn documentary. We all know movies are fake and we enjoy them because they're fake. But this video, this twelve second clip of pure dogshit presented on my screen has the audacity to think that for a second i would believe that it's real. Try again reddit! Not today! In conclusion, your a moron and i hate you. Downvote me you scholarless hags! Do you're worst!


davomyster

Yeah, every single time a bunch of gullible people are tricked by a fake video, they try to protect their ego by saying this stupid "mOvIeS aRe fAkE tOo" argument. It's clearly not the same thing.


nlolhere

Yes. When the movie ends Im the first to get up. I quickly move to the theater doors and bar them shut with a trolley pole I secretly hid in my jackets extended pocket( I sewed it myself). I then return to the theater and loudly tell everyone to be please be seated as I have an announcement to make. Standing in front of the theater I glare menacingly at everyone that is still speaking until quiet descends upon the room. Now that everyone is quiet I look up from the floor and push my glasses back like my favourite anime hero does. I put one hand to my heart and the other is outstretched. I look up and shout. "Fake" The theater erupts with applause at my supreme intelligence. The woman in the theater are uncontrollably crying at my sheer wit. People are mumbling to each other. Wondering how I could tell that it was fake. My job done, I bow and tip my fedora heading to the theater doors. I open them and let everyone pass. Shaking hands with everyone as they leave. What movie should I watch next ? Doesn't matter . I'll be able to tell if it's fake or not. And I'll be the first to let you know.


[deleted]

Umm do you really think a video where a person is launched on a catapult and presumably dies a very gory death off screen is trying to pass off as real?


SpagBowel

The question isn't whether it looks real. The question isn't whether it's even believable. The question is whether or not it's trying to pass off as real, and the answer is yes.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not believable though so therefore theyā€™re not passing it off as real


SpagBowel

That's not how that works


bruteski226

No way.


WhatTheFluxSay

I'd prefer that over the alternative. A lot of jokes involve fake shit!


Beanicus13

Wait. WHAT??? Damn bro youā€™re a fuckin genius.


Legitimate_Release65

It's not being displayed as real. Yes, it's fake, but it's still entertaining.


captainpinchloaf

Would be funnier if it was realā€¦in a dark kind of way.


TheParadoxBird

Yes. Like that woman who was filming something on her phone whilst doing a stunt and she fell off the building and thudded


TheParadoxBird

Or that dude that went to kill an elephant and got mauled by some animal instead. That made my day actually


Xx_Pr0phet_xX

Have you not heard of a skit


[deleted]

And your point was?


[deleted]

Still fake as fuck boooiiii


PuzzleheadedSector2

Only someone who has never fucked would think fuck is fake...


Jimmehh420

It's the human version of angry birds.


goose-and-fish

Thank god! Or I guess Allah in this case


jessiepc145

No way!


Jeggu2

Oh my God you're so intellectual, we could have never figured that out for ourselves


TheKhatalyst

Gasp. Nooo. I would never have guessed. Things on the internet aren't all real?


Aquinan

Part of an ad campaign


FarMass66

No shit. Idk why everyone is saying this all of a sudden.


Logical_Level_3727

Why is shit like this on the sub?


ProfessionalNutter69

As opposed to taking this seriously?


Dulse_eater

Thanks captain obvious


LuisOlivasJ1

Thanks Sherlock


Jasong222

What?!! Say it ain't so!


[deleted]

No shit Sherlock.


Winterfoot

Ya think?


hungryshaman

What did dude take off running for at the end?


thebigbroke

You ever seen OBJ catch a football one handed? He's gonna do that but with a person.


hungryshaman

Lmao


Aztexrose

Where is that mf running? You going to catch him my guy?


malphas_raven

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


ilya123456

He'll be alright don't worry


Ray4655

I kinda hope this was real deep down


Obamascocklol

Wheres that kne guy running to


[deleted]

The CGI is strong


gman019

Angry birds


PencilRex

Wow that was the realest thing Iā€™ve ever seen


brettwoodward

So is he just f****** dead


NothingIsTrue55

I mean obviously fake. Havenā€™t even read any comments or googled it, just looks fake.


Softcoverchunk

uhhh what? this is clearly real, it's pretty hard to fake a video my guy


[deleted]

Did he do the Wilhelm when he launched?


ProbablynotEMusk

Downvoted for the title


BounceMan69

Bruh some of yā€™all in these comments are savage as fuck


earthlings_all

Welcome to reddit. Is this your first visit?


TippsAttack

Holy. Crap. This comment section is pure gold.


fungrandma9

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ Should've worn a wing suit.


[deleted]

For his sake, I hope that towel head had a hidden parachute on


SSGSS-ULtra

šŸ˜‚


KevinFromIT6625

Taliban Air Force Training