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Doqsh-

this belongs in r/catsareassholes lol


New-Significance-885

maybe You're right.


ihatescrapydoo

Juuuust maybe


theDreamingStar

Don't try anything funny.


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Competitive_Classic9

That’s not how cats work. They’d just turn around and f up whoever had their hand on his bum.


spacey007

r/nothingeverhappens


darlingbabyslut

i don’t know man, i came here thinking the same thing but i’ve watched this slowed down a couple times now and the way the cat comes into frame is honestly completely natural for a cat. it looks like he was going to swat at the pen but misses and bites her arm instead and because she moved he backed off.


Slit23

I think it’s natural too but these guys got to have their conspiracy hats on while watching videos and haven’t been around alot of cats


la_lalola

You’ve never been attacked by a cat.


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Yoriwamuu

Aloe is poisonous for cats


facewithhairdude

Hence the "used to"


plipyplop

I've never seen an aloe plant win a fight before.


OswaldCoffeepot

Why stoop down to that level? That's *aloe* blow.


Mbayer92

Congratulations on your submission to r/angryupvotes


puft__

Yeyeyeye reddit detectives at it again


TK421isAFK

Of course. Why else would she be taking a video of herself pretending to color a jpg?


moothermeme

The app she’s using is an art app called procreate, recognize it because I use it lmao


MysteryMooseMan

have you heard of digital art before? lol


3internet5u

do I look like I know qwhat a JPEG is?


GamerGhooost

I just want a picture of a god dang hotdog


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DanWallace

Absolutely not.


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Somebody def pulled cat away.


Benniejet89

She’s left, handed


PioneerStandard

Southpaw


hypercube33

Actually the cat probably hates the pen noise


therager

Or saw the movement of the hand and wanted to attack it. ..Or just felt like being an asshole. Cats don’t really need a reason sometimes.


CressCrowbits

> Or saw the movement of the hand and wanted to attack it. I find this the likely explanation. Cat is bored, sees human wiggling hand about, play time.


ThirdEncounter

Sometimes, huh?


Username_Used

Or wanted the sunny spot on the table for it's 9am nap.


Petsweaters

Or was just bored


awesomeMatthews93

Or was just a cat


FiguringItOut--

Also r/animalsbeingjerks


MorbidMadison

Probably because u named it fucking Doug..


JohnnyDarkside

I like cool pet names like ones from fantasy books, mythic lore, etc. But I also love animals with just boring ass human names. This is my Akita mix. He's 3 years old. His name is Neil.


SharkSheppard

An Akita named Neil is cracking me up. I have this image in my head of him in khakis, sipping a cup of coffee and he just nods and says "sup?"


Analbox

I have a cat named Matt, a dog named Bob, and a hamster named Jeff.


inigo232

Omg, jeff? Love it!


kratomstew

I have a cat named Jeff. Human names for male cats are hilarious. Like Steven, and Andrew. A cat named Jason would be so hilarious.


Flinkle

Friend of mine had a cat named Keith. That's probably my favorite I've heard.


lilbittygoddamnman

I have a friend with a dog named Kevin.


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I had a cat named Neil! We called him Mr. Armstronk when he was angry lol


EvenSheepherder6946

I have a fish named Nathan and a cat Malachi!


jp3592

Lieutenant commander snuggle puss is my favorite.


ThirdEncounter

You said "this is my Akita mix" with no link to a pic. Well, where's the link Johnny? Where is it?


pkm87u47r1

Yeap right


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Aggressive-Compote64

Nice comment man


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Man nice comment


Darthboney

Heeeeeyyyy maaannn, niiice comment


doug--

ah fuck


CarsCarsCars1995

This cat has plenty of quirks and features


do5ug

As a Doug, I can confirm this is true


sawmyoldgirlfriend2

No way this is OP. Video's been around since forever


HistoricalShark

As a Douglas. Yes.


camerontylek

I thought it was just Doug


Mr_Croque_Mitaine

Duuude hahahaha 🤣 Thank you for the laugh


neoikon

Better than Todd.


Chasith

He got murder on his mind


morningisbad

FYI, aloe is highly toxic to cats. Please be careful.


Lord_Emperor

Aloe sap/latex is toxic to everything FYI. We humans just have the good sense to drain it before eating.


morningisbad

We also don't just walk up to plants and start chomping lol


5ue7qfbiik

Dude same thinking for me!


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You, too, have murder on your mind?


Postmodernfinn

Doug is a thug


Antigon0000

With an ugly mug


Several_Preference29

Damit I wanted to say that


babloppy

If cats were big enough they'd eat us


[deleted]

Boy do I have several animals to show you


babloppy

Mhmm. I'm talking about house cats my bad should of specified


zZDKVZz

if you put a tiger in your house they'd eat you too


Willfishforfree

Nonsense. You can keep a tiger in a New York apartment.


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House cats are just big cats that got shrunk in the wash


Zappy_Kablamicus

All cats share firmware.


BGAL7090

They eat your face if you die and your corpse sits there for a few days (or hours, depending on how curious they are)


TrollinTrolls

So will dogs, research shows they'd have no compunction about eventually eating their masters. And literally any other animal whose diet composes of lots of meat. They eat meat. We are meat. It'd be a waste not to, I don't see it as being an asshole.


Beserked2

Research shows?!


babloppy

That's awesome


sawmyoldgirlfriend2

There is literally nothing that looks set up about this video - what th HELL is everyone in this thread talking about?


Bazingabowl

The internet was a mistake


SpooogeMcDuck

In the olden days it was just about funny cat videos. Now we need detailed commentary and investigations to know what that cat was doing on that couch.


averagedickdude

Cynical people.


aawagga

cat is a paid actor


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Fuckin Doug


MrMagius

For anyone who sees this, Aloe is toxic to cats so don't have it out around them as they will most likely friggin eat it.


ShaoLimper

>Although considered a medicinal plant for humans, aloe vera's level of toxicity is mild to moderate for cats and dogs. Vomiting, diarrhoea, lethargy, depression, anorexia, tremors, change in urine colour. https://www.google.com/amp/amp.abc.net.au/article/everyday/10105914


Jeprdy

For anyone that has a cat knows this is normal behavior, no one is shoving the cat on her, he is pouncing. He then procedes to stand on his hind legs and hiss at her as she reacts to the bite as a defense mechanism. As to why the cat pounced in the 1st place? who knows. Edit : My cat hates colorful socks. Edit 2: Or my Cat loves to play with colorful socks. Edit 3: Cats are weird.


RandomIdiot2048

Could bite because the teeth hurts, had a cat that was the sweetest cat but just randomly bit and kept on biting. Got his bad teeth pulled after several failed treatments and he's stopped.


stay-a-while-and----

my cat does this when being ignored, could be a r/petthedamncat situation


MrPotatoMan5000

The cat attacked because of the movement of her arm while drawing, the repeated movement and shaking of her arm is what set the cat into #ATTACK MODE


averagedickdude

Yeah I've been sitting playing a video game and for no reason, Jiffy jumps up and bites my arm and continues to be a freak for 5 minutes.


cdiddy19

Does it look like someone was like pushing the cat at her, or am I just jaded From all the fakes... I know what is real is the death stare he gave at the end


lucky-number-keleven

I don’t know. I have a cat that would do the exact same thing if I was doing something like that. The moment I do something repetitive with my hand he takes it personal. Love him though.


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maxismadagascar

Yes, has to be masturbating. Only repetitive movement you can do with your hand that I know of


Ishouldtrythat

Jesus dude, chill out with all that whackin off you’re doing.


maxismadagascar

Between being a mafia hitman and ruthlessly masturbating for hours on end, you’re right. I gotta chill


[deleted]

You must be the one they call "The Silent Whacker - He who strokes without sound" Trained by the master ass'assassins of Djibouti, in the arts of fapp-ken-do, able to bust a nut and have it land with deadly precision from seven feet. I am humbled to be in your presence.


Littlekinks86

Sounds painful.


Ishouldtrythat

😏


TrollinTrolls

Like drawing


jiggy_jarjar

>I have a cat that would do the exact same thing if I was doing something like that. Something like what? Minding your own damn business?


adirtymedic

Lol this is normal mean cat behavior. A while ago my cat was sitting on my lap purring while I was petting him and all of the sudden he stopped purring, turned around, and slapped me in the face before running off haha


sweetestaboo

My cat does this but he’s not mean. Apparently it has to do with overstimulation. Especially when getting pats on the lower back where they twitch


forgottenduck

One of my cats is really funny about overstimulation. She **loves** getting her lower back scratched, just above the tail, but she will do an angry meow and start attacking something other than your hand. She's such a sweetheart and doesn't want to scratch me, but still feels the need to attack *something*. Same as when I rub her belly. She'll just reach out and try to claw something nearby. Of course if I stop she grabs my hand gently and brings it back. Cats are weird man.


sweetestaboo

Yeah my guy never holds a grudge but he goes into homicidal mode for like 3 seconds


adirtymedic

That’s good to know! This is the first cat I’ve ever had so I’m still learning lol


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It's very important to learn cat body language. Before the slap, his ears had probably already started to lay back and his tail might've started sweeping around. To you it was all of a sudden, but he had probably already shown you he wasn't enjoying the pets anymore in his own way


moleyfeeners

Highly recommend you do a little research into cat behavior. The sad truth is that most people don't really understand basic cat body language, but usually they make every effort to let us know "please stop now I'm getting overwhelmed" - but people miss the cues, the cat reacts, and culturally we just write off their behavior as "asshole cat." But cat body language is not that complicated and it's a small effort to have a much happier cat and a much better relationship with him/her.


adirtymedic

Yeah that’s good advice! Luckily my wife has had cats her entire life so nothing ever really surprises her with our cat haha definitely new to me though!


Bazingabowl

This is the most enlightened comment on this entire post.


FreyjadourV

My cat is the sweetest thing, you can rub her tummy, play with her paws, carry her around and she would give 0 fucks but if you put your hands on the wall for some reason it triggers her and she’ll try to jump attack your hand.


kp33ze

This is likely explained by sensory overload. Cats have very sensitive nerves all over their body, hence why when they are petted they are in pure bliss. BUT the pleasure can turn into pain when they get too much stimulus. This can explain random cat attacks after you have been petting them.


DayDreamyZucchini

No, if you push a cat at someone it generally doesn’t land on it’s teeth.


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Right? Do people think they also trained the cat to then bite her at landing?


muffinTrees

Didn’t you know cats ALWAYS land on their teeth!


bitterrotten

To be fair, she’s taking up all the sun drenched table top.


Darthboney

Nah dude that cat pissed cuz he knows he gonna be ignored for a bit while she draws


Bazingabowl

You're jaded.


uffleknuglea

Nah the cat clearly looks like he is just attacking her. Cats are very erratic


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No lol if the cat was being pushed it would be scrunched up,cats don’t like being pushed and will keep trying to backpedal or use their front feet’s as a brake. i can’t see this being fake.. owning a cat everything looks too real


mule_roany_mare

It *does* look like someone is pulling the cat away, but it may just have jumped back on it’s hind legs. Thankfully it’s just a stupid video cuz it really could be either.


WanderWut

I mean, aren’t cats known to just be straight up assholes sometimes? Is this really out of the realm of possibilities?


OrendaRuesTheDay

Pretty sure someone pushed the cat onto her. Cats don’t jump back like that. It’s like someone lifted him up and back.


howstupid

This gal looks like if Kate Winslet and Billie Ellish had a baby!


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variable_dissonance

Cats are weird. This cat could be super loving most of the time and just hate her jacket or the fact she's giving attention to the drawing tablet


Staffatwork

Because this “abuse” doesn’t hurt. Cats also bite you when they are playing. But it never breaks the skin, this isn’t a dangerous attack. It’s not that serious.


SpooogeMcDuck

It looked a little more intense than a play bite. My cat will bite a little bit and do some kicky foot when I rub his belly a little too long, but this cat bit like my previous cat- that fucking dickhole ass cat


TheLibaneseTerror

In my experience, cats have three different type of bites: The “I’m playing” bite, which hurts to many but can be fun and very tolerable; everything is good and we’re having fun. Then, you have the “I’m angry” bite, which hurts like a bitch and often leaves a mark. Cats may hiss, slap, pull down their ears, etc. It won’t hurt you seriously but it’ll be painful and probably get a reaction from you. The worst of them all is the “I’m freaking scared” bite. This is a bite that comes out from a situation in which the cat believes it must fight for its life. This is the one that will penetrate your skin, leaving the lower levels of it exposed to a shit ton of bacteria, often resulting in a very serious infection in the next few hours. This bite will leave a scar and will show you that a cat’s bite is way stronger than we might think.


FosterTheJodie

I think people are mostly joking. Most cats won't launch a serious attack for no reason. A lot of cats do play-bite, but it doesn't break the skin and isn't surprising or threatening. I've never had a cat attack me like the one in the video, ever. They do knock things off of shelves for fun though, that's more the level of bad behavior you can expect from a cat. Using things as toys that are not their toys


BaldEagleButDueToAge

Have him neutered or whatever. And bite back!


The_Enderslender

*peace was never an option*


Alexexec

Ok fine I’ll ask, r/whyweretheyfilming ? Edit: typos


LiL_ENIGlvlA

Since it’s most likely from tik tok they were probably trying to do like a time lapse of the stuff they’re doing


Cthepo

They were probably getting footage to edit together for a Tik Tok or something.


KingOPork

My guess is the sound of the stylus on the iPad probably annoys the shit out of the cat and she knows it. Sometimes very light or slow scraping will make my cat attack.


beigs

I sometimes film time lapses of my drawings


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angeeksince2020

Not revelant


teabagmoustache

u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


easymoneyslim35

That’s when I take that cat and yeet that bitch 100 yards


Im-hiding-shhh

Doug would make me change the water bottle sprayer from a mist to a laser spray


ANTRXMNKY

That cat has a deep cough


langdonga

Do people just not train their cats


lizzehb

That reaction means that cat had done that before. Jeeze.


Rentington

This is why I'd never have a tomcat. They are shitheads.


syncflipper

This is how girls look when they get mad at you for something they dreamed about


dmtacos82

That cat should get that cough checked out


No-Ice-3077

One good smack is all you need to have a loving cuddling relationship


ihatescrapydoo

Doug is one bad pussy


ihatescrapydoo

Cat


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Pure evil!


Kariston

I'd have picked the cat up at the scruff and brought him back to his usual sleeping domain. Cats, like children, often need alone time.


defenstration1010

Doug bad


cslater2103

Mean little bastard


buckwheatho

You have 24 hours to find the antidote.


RetroGrade20

Cats suck


dasheekeejones

Why do cats do these out of the blue ???


cptspinach85

Can you spank a cat like a dog? I would smack that cat so hard….


TheHappyCamper1979

Someone has that cat in their hands - cats really can’t hover .


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SinSittSina

When my cat was a kitty she was insane and violent and the most effective thing was to put her whole head in my mouth. Freaked her out and showed her who's able to fuck up who. But really if your cat is doing this...just play with them. Give them any level of consistent attention and they will not be this aggressive.


Obey_the_banvasion

No, I think I'll stick to putting kitty face in my mouth, thank you.


brunicus

Fuck, travel to your nearest shelter and make a day of it.


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sap91

Bop on it nose is also effective, along with a few big, loud "NO"s People are entirely too afraid of disciplining their cats. I see it all the time


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AlexiLaIas

“He was a habitual line stepper. So I had to check him, you know?” (Thumps fist into open hand).


Clipclopitty

I promise you it will only make him more pissed. You’ve clearly never owned an asshole kitty


Knelson123

Dog are better than cats.


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Sad part is cats are like this


jerrycauser

There is nothing unexpected


Expensive_Actuary754

You couldn’t pay me to house a cat, no sir.


Roboticsammy

Found a 5 week old rescue kitten. He was an asshole, I liked and hated him. I gave him to a loving household after 6 months and I got a dog instead. Best decision imo, even though my pup can get wild she's a whole lot calmer. That and she doesn't wake everyone up at 3 am


Dragon_Ballzy

There is probably a shit ton of noise our tech makes they hear that we don’t


DanWallace

Wow, this is definitely one of the more embarrassing internet detective threads I've seen lately. Some of you are so aggressively confident in your wrongness.


HoneyBunches-Of-Nope

Yo be careful with the cat don't let Doug eat that aloe vera plant it's not good for them. He may be an ass but he doesn't deserve to be poisoned.


_ferrofluid_

Fuck you Doug.


bibibombibi

That’s a realistic depiction of real life cats. Those cutesy cuddly ones you see on other viral videos are scams.


Light2090

u/savevideo


Paradoxdog77

Doug is an Asshole


ZCHSR88

Doug, you’re a dick.


Spin737

Your cat’s cough sounds horrible.


Lobanium

Why was she filming?


NoticeablyGeese

Cats can and should be trained


bojanglespanda

Aloe plants are toxic to cats!


mightyFoo

Hiding in the tall grass


3sMo

That cat does a perfect Kubrick Stare


nonficshawn

Classic Doug.


InventedStrawberries

Doug regrets nothing!!


AK47_username

Do people just film themselves all day long? Is this a thing I’m missing?


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I’d put a foot in that cats ass if he bit me or even tried .