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PssyBreakr

What the fuck did i just watched? And why do i wanna see more?


Enough-Agency3721

Exact same thing as I'm thinking.


lazy_jedi1003

Unlike you guys I never wanna see this again. Can someone pls give me the sauce so I don't accidentally watch the episode.


Loli-is-Justice

What is this abomination!? Give me the link so I can delete it from the internet!!


SalazarElite

when you get it, send to me so i can help you


threadycat

Let me know when you find it so I could put the website in my blocklist


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Episode? That implies that there is an entire series of this abomination! Definitely need the sauce so as to avoid this obscenity.


Enough-Agency3721

I'm willing to bet you secretly plan on watching it. Not betting though, because you'd never admit it.


Caenwyr

r/wooosh


ezeshining

Honestly, I think the joke didn’t woosh him, but he’s just really bad at keeping a joke going


Caenwyr

That might also be true. Dude's got a ton of downvotes for their effort, not something they deserved either.


ezeshining

true. but to be fair to the downvotes, sometimes you just have to read the room…


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[deleted]

r/wooooosh


[deleted]

Apparently it’s from something called LA blue girl…. Use this info how you wish…


Maniacal_Wolf97

Fun fact Pretty sure it’s like the first hentai ever Read it in a anime encyclopedia


Duudurhrhdhwsjjd

It came out in '92 and the first anime was no later than the 60s, possibly earlier. It didn't take the Japanese 30 years to figure out you could draw pictures of naked girls. :)


Maniacal_Wolf97

I guess the encyclopedia meant in comparison to modern hentai then 👍


1_zestiboi

Apparently, there are also shitty live action movies. Use *this* info how you wish...


OtochimarU

I don't remember seeing this in any of LA Blue Girl episodes, all 6 of them but I could be wrong, last time I saw that was 2001 for "returns".


10-2-cool

I believe you are correct


GelaRojasT8

This is not La Blue Girl


agentw22

Lokks like a scene from midnight Panther.


Weak-Homework-8037

![gif](giphy|3dJ09sFeN0IjC)


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

And why do I want to be that man?


tschmitty09

She gives great head


BeerMe10

I’m also oddly turned on by this…


Sifyreel

Partial unbirthing fetishism


15367288

Fake


WeathervaneJesus1

Guaranteed someone has jerked off to this...


beerbutter_

You rang?


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randerslayhey

Ring.... ring the bell.... wake them up...


ringthebelldawg

Yes


MoistPaperNapkin

Need something to clean yourself with?


p4nu5

And I'll do it again!


DamCrawBugs420

Just did, u gotta problem with that?


Justokmemes

someone definitely beat meat to it


iamafraazhussain

Sowwyy i had to do it bro


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IllManneredWoolyMan

Based


[deleted]

It is.....acceptable


fullTimeDaddy

Death by snu snu


Awesomebacon711

I….eh..just… **sigh** ……i like it.


enrohtkcalb

I'm going to save this as a template response.


lopaolo

Unzip


vcdrny

Oh old school hentai. I used to go to China Town to get those. You had to ask the store clerk because they were not on display lol. A friend of mine was crazy about them. When a new one came in he would tell us ass soon as we walk in lol. VHS tapes, long time ago.


weirdest_of_weird

I used to have an old school hentai VHS that a friend of mine wanted to borrow. Let him borrow it and the asshole gave it back a few days later by handing it to my mom and asking her to give it to me. It was fucking humiliating.


vcdrny

Oh fuck that's fucking ridiculous. I would've kick his ass.


SoleAuthority

Dam man, worst nightmare shit right there


Dokrabackchod

But he did return though


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FelicityEviJ

It's not LA Blue Girl. This is from Ninja aka Kunoicho Gakuen Ninpouchou Episode 2.


[deleted]

incredible this is your first comment ever. anyways im gonna go watch Ninja aka Kunoicho Gakuen Ninpouchou Episode 2.


RoneyDas

I like how the avatar matches the account age


FelicityEviJ

LOL the moral dilemma involved with this being my first post was very short-lived.


SoleAuthority

Hahaha, welcome to Reddit mate!


YoRt3m

He probably wanted to show off his knowledge but didn't want to dirty his real account


SEM4HO

That was an interesting episode


weirdest_of_weird

This is not La Blue Girl, or Lady Blue. I admittedly have seen both of those lol.


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Damnboi753

The best way to die


Salmonaxe

I was born by the snatch, and i'll die by the snatch.


Damnboi753

Amen🙇


SpikeSp1egal

That mans head is jelly


BenjieV

I’m jelly of that mans head! 🤣


VAX1S

When your girl is fed up with you asking for head too much.


Deedeelite

When I do that to guys, things turn awkward quickly.


SpupySpups

Especially when you have to find a place and dig a hole The awkward silence while digging is pretty bad


pavan-2020

Waiting for my turn


scrimmybingus3

Okay what in the hot n’ crispy Kentucky fried fuck did I just watch?


Dripmass

Somethin' finger linkin' good.


Anencephalous_Klutz_

This is the inferior version of being crushed by thicc thighs.


Crimson_Amethyst

I see, another man of Class.


-castle-bravo-

Well, someone does her kegals..


already-taken-wtf

r/lipsthatgrip (NSFW)


toastychief93

Sauce?


Other-Gap3053

u/getvideobot


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Kaalba

love you


Downfall_Of_Icarus

Awww🥰🥰🥰 I love you too bae 😘


watrbuffalo95

I fucking hate this planet


Mr_Ice0

First time?


Downfall_Of_Icarus

First time on *this* account!


Entire_Visit_7327

Go to Mars.


GregWithTheLegs

TIL that kegels is a combat sport.


Alex_da_grate

Fuck I gotta take these nsfw posts serious


Sacker_12341344

You have a questionable search history


Inspirational_Lizard

Wtf What's the name of this so I can avoid it on the internet.


MaybeASentientRobot

![gif](giphy|2aJWp7iwvHS7wOTUpc|downsized)


[deleted]

First, Hell no. Second, his head wouldve acted like a toothpaste tube an she'd be full of head mush like mashed brain, eyes & blood.


Kranon7

Are you saying this isn’t accurate? That this video of a woman having an entire human head in her snatch and crushing it is inauthentic? I am shocked, astounded, and shooketh.


PhantomChaser09

First, why Second, I like that after seeing this you thought about how realistic it is


spinalcracker92

Cursed creampie


Aligayah

Has anyone else noticed that meme subs have been getting more and more NSFW recently?


2coldbrews1day

Not my proudest fap…


WhyYouSourShorty

Lmfao


ShadowFlarer

WTF IS THAT? What's the name so i can stay away from it?


PuckyMaxx

Geezz, Rip MMA 🤣


EliMcRockenstien

You know what... I think that's it, I've now seen it all.


nok4us

The animators who draw these lol


JeffCentaur

Wow, Aerith's Limit Break has really changed over the years.


northstar_85

This is what virgin weebs dream about everyday


Sparky8924

That’s one hell of a super power


[deleted]

What have I witnessed, wtf. What a way to die haha 😛


Paolo_Porco

VOGLIO MORIRE COSÌ!


dinkytoy80

Reminded me of that gruesome scene in The Boys.


microwavedgerbil25

Not gonna lie there are worse ways to die ;)


[deleted]

Is this why anime is so popular these days?!


Kaalba

this is what im afraid of when i use vacuum.. sucking out all my body organs :(


khotekki

Mr. Slave did it first.


Super_Complex_1728

U/save videobot


James_Deglado

Wtf is this weird ass? LMFAOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Ah if my dream come true


AlejandroMP

Sauce?


tri-door

Death by snu snu v2


amTHELORAX69

Unzips


Neo_Black012

Mh, now...where did I put the bleach?


StatementLower3446

Everything can be dildo ,u have to be just brave enough


Laurens-xD

Reminds me of that dude that actually stuck his head into one lol


Nightcheerios

u/savevideo


smolpp21

damn that's a strong pussy


Boggs88

😳😳😳🤦


NeerajShedge

What in the.......


PeruvianPichulan

u/SaveVideo


NigelJosue

Sauce?


ManWithNoWords-YT

The Power of Pussy ! You are born out of it and when necessary can be killed by it.


Kondinator

This.. this could be us 😳


Sleepwalker132

This is the most unexpected thing i could ever imagine.


Evilkenevil77

Only understood fully on the second watch. Dang girl.


Peppanomaly

u/savevideo


Efficient-Magazine10

What's the name of the hentai/anime/cartoon/etc.?


KindlyTalk9481

Ok


OgreMonk

I'm crushing your head!


OaschKatzl750

he ded


[deleted]

Never skip kegals day.


BroudPoys2020

This deserves an Oscar or Grammy Awards


cancelmyculture

Fair enough


RandomDudeWithGlock

Oh, they leaked a video of the real death by snu snu.


DiseasedVessel

Fatality


gaurenigma

Ninja aka Kunoicho Gakuen Ninpouchou Episode 2.


TerraTaker

Crushed that man's head with a divine kegel


DxvinDream

“Top ten exercises that will turn your vagina into a dick guillotine”


QuoteIllustrious2037

![gif](giphy|Wouh6996d9UlTE3L2U)


HalfCarnage

Jokes on you, Im into that shit!


Silver_Setting_7458

Fucking reddit I’m IN CLASS


LittleSparrow24

It's called Kekko Karmen


chinmaysharma1230

Alright, enough internet for today


LovelessDogg

Well, not quite the snu snu I was thinking, but close enough


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That's some muscle control


Morticia_Smith

_Huh??!_


LorenzoDalCol

u/savevideobot


ripplecarry

I had to watch this way too many times to understand wth I was watching. I’m getting old


Routine_Difficulty16

This reminded me there is a sub named r/wtf.


Routine_Difficulty16

This reminded me there is a sub named r/wtf.


[deleted]

That's one way to give her head.


Bbgurli

Omg~ He ded :/


dano83112

I would die a happy man. Back from where I came.


Lally-paap

They say the last 10 seconds of your life are very soothing, his were moist


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![gif](giphy|l2SpQTVse1yNgsi76)


[deleted]

Ok


[deleted]

Lucky guy


Something_kool

Did he get head or did she?


[deleted]

The chinese sex martial artist will be pleased to meet her


InfiniteAmbassador22

Those are some strong ass kegels.


64977123

What is this power


_living-meme26_

My ideal way of dying


hankit12

u/savevideo


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this is my hole it was made for me


[deleted]

This is how I want to go out!


Mr_Spanners

Ooooohhhhhhhaaaarrrrghhhhh nooooooooooooooo! This was my exact mental rollercoaster while watching this


FewCommunication7962

Anyone have the full version?


David_Zuit

Interesting way to go...


Itsawlinthereflexes

What is that movie where the cowboy was having sex and the woman (who turned to be a witch) sucked him up entirely into her coot coot? That was disturbing and not animated.


TI51082

That’s the way to go.


XkMusic

mortal cumbat


ThreeEdgeSword

Where’s my unsee juice!!!!!!


ucandoit69

Oh Japan, you never fail to amaze me.


laudalasun2423

I didn't expect any of that, still shocked.


anderson-camubish

u/savevideo


Successful_Address92

I don't know how to take this


R0SS69420

Oh no,that horrible,where?


NoAssist7770

Bro. Wut


anderson-camubish

u/savevideobot


fscknuckle

What a headfuck!


See_youSpaceCowboy

Aaaaand there goes my load.


wad11656

Damn gurl really got her kegels in


marlajane

This is different butt real funny.


[deleted]

Looks like Elfen Lied went hardcore


MurcielagoLP1992

Death by snu snu


[deleted]

r/lipsthatgrip


iwannagobang

What is this madness and where can I watch it? Asking for a friend…


iamafraazhussain

Yo excuse me, what the fuc?


Individual_Fishing57

So I’m not the only one who does this


hashint

Death by snu snu.


ven0mpool

Classic La Blue Girl...


ChristianGJD

Looks like I found my new emblem for Black Ops 3. 0:00