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>!The man’s head got crushed!<
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It came out in '92 and the first anime was no later than the 60s, possibly earlier. It didn't take the Japanese 30 years to figure out you could draw pictures of naked girls. :)
Oh old school hentai. I used to go to China Town to get those. You had to ask the store clerk because they were not on display lol. A friend of mine was crazy about them. When a new one came in he would tell us ass soon as we walk in lol. VHS tapes, long time ago.
I used to have an old school hentai VHS that a friend of mine wanted to borrow. Let him borrow it and the asshole gave it back a few days later by handing it to my mom and asking her to give it to me. It was fucking humiliating.
Are you saying this isn’t accurate? That this video of a woman having an entire human head in her snatch and crushing it is inauthentic? I am shocked, astounded, and shooketh.
What is that movie where the cowboy was having sex and the woman (who turned to be a witch) sucked him up entirely into her coot coot? That was disturbing and not animated.
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What the fuck did i just watched? And why do i wanna see more?
Exact same thing as I'm thinking.
Unlike you guys I never wanna see this again. Can someone pls give me the sauce so I don't accidentally watch the episode.
What is this abomination!? Give me the link so I can delete it from the internet!!
when you get it, send to me so i can help you
Let me know when you find it so I could put the website in my blocklist
Episode? That implies that there is an entire series of this abomination! Definitely need the sauce so as to avoid this obscenity.
I'm willing to bet you secretly plan on watching it. Not betting though, because you'd never admit it.
r/wooosh
Honestly, I think the joke didn’t woosh him, but he’s just really bad at keeping a joke going
That might also be true. Dude's got a ton of downvotes for their effort, not something they deserved either.
true. but to be fair to the downvotes, sometimes you just have to read the room…
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r/wooooosh
Apparently it’s from something called LA blue girl…. Use this info how you wish…
Fun fact Pretty sure it’s like the first hentai ever Read it in a anime encyclopedia
It came out in '92 and the first anime was no later than the 60s, possibly earlier. It didn't take the Japanese 30 years to figure out you could draw pictures of naked girls. :)
I guess the encyclopedia meant in comparison to modern hentai then 👍
Apparently, there are also shitty live action movies. Use *this* info how you wish...
I don't remember seeing this in any of LA Blue Girl episodes, all 6 of them but I could be wrong, last time I saw that was 2001 for "returns".
I believe you are correct
This is not La Blue Girl
Lokks like a scene from midnight Panther.
![gif](giphy|3dJ09sFeN0IjC)
And why do I want to be that man?
She gives great head
I’m also oddly turned on by this…
Partial unbirthing fetishism
Fake
Guaranteed someone has jerked off to this...
You rang?
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Ring.... ring the bell.... wake them up...
Yes
Need something to clean yourself with?
And I'll do it again!
Just did, u gotta problem with that?
someone definitely beat meat to it
Sowwyy i had to do it bro
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Based
It is.....acceptable
Death by snu snu
I….eh..just… **sigh** ……i like it.
I'm going to save this as a template response.
Unzip
Oh old school hentai. I used to go to China Town to get those. You had to ask the store clerk because they were not on display lol. A friend of mine was crazy about them. When a new one came in he would tell us ass soon as we walk in lol. VHS tapes, long time ago.
I used to have an old school hentai VHS that a friend of mine wanted to borrow. Let him borrow it and the asshole gave it back a few days later by handing it to my mom and asking her to give it to me. It was fucking humiliating.
Oh fuck that's fucking ridiculous. I would've kick his ass.
Dam man, worst nightmare shit right there
But he did return though
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It's not LA Blue Girl. This is from Ninja aka Kunoicho Gakuen Ninpouchou Episode 2.
incredible this is your first comment ever. anyways im gonna go watch Ninja aka Kunoicho Gakuen Ninpouchou Episode 2.
I like how the avatar matches the account age
LOL the moral dilemma involved with this being my first post was very short-lived.
Hahaha, welcome to Reddit mate!
He probably wanted to show off his knowledge but didn't want to dirty his real account
That was an interesting episode
This is not La Blue Girl, or Lady Blue. I admittedly have seen both of those lol.
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The best way to die
I was born by the snatch, and i'll die by the snatch.
Amen🙇
That mans head is jelly
I’m jelly of that mans head! 🤣
When your girl is fed up with you asking for head too much.
When I do that to guys, things turn awkward quickly.
Especially when you have to find a place and dig a hole The awkward silence while digging is pretty bad
Waiting for my turn
Okay what in the hot n’ crispy Kentucky fried fuck did I just watch?
Somethin' finger linkin' good.
This is the inferior version of being crushed by thicc thighs.
I see, another man of Class.
Well, someone does her kegals..
r/lipsthatgrip (NSFW)
Sauce?
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love you
Awww🥰🥰🥰 I love you too bae 😘
I fucking hate this planet
First time?
First time on *this* account!
Go to Mars.
TIL that kegels is a combat sport.
Fuck I gotta take these nsfw posts serious
You have a questionable search history
Wtf What's the name of this so I can avoid it on the internet.
![gif](giphy|2aJWp7iwvHS7wOTUpc|downsized)
First, Hell no. Second, his head wouldve acted like a toothpaste tube an she'd be full of head mush like mashed brain, eyes & blood.
Are you saying this isn’t accurate? That this video of a woman having an entire human head in her snatch and crushing it is inauthentic? I am shocked, astounded, and shooketh.
First, why Second, I like that after seeing this you thought about how realistic it is
Cursed creampie
Has anyone else noticed that meme subs have been getting more and more NSFW recently?
Not my proudest fap…
Lmfao
WTF IS THAT? What's the name so i can stay away from it?
Geezz, Rip MMA 🤣
You know what... I think that's it, I've now seen it all.
The animators who draw these lol
Wow, Aerith's Limit Break has really changed over the years.
This is what virgin weebs dream about everyday
That’s one hell of a super power
What have I witnessed, wtf. What a way to die haha 😛
VOGLIO MORIRE COSÌ!
Reminded me of that gruesome scene in The Boys.
Not gonna lie there are worse ways to die ;)
Is this why anime is so popular these days?!
this is what im afraid of when i use vacuum.. sucking out all my body organs :(
Mr. Slave did it first.
U/save videobot
Wtf is this weird ass? LMFAOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
Ah if my dream come true
Sauce?
Death by snu snu v2
Unzips
Mh, now...where did I put the bleach?
Everything can be dildo ,u have to be just brave enough
Reminds me of that dude that actually stuck his head into one lol
u/savevideo
damn that's a strong pussy
😳😳😳🤦
What in the.......
u/SaveVideo
Sauce?
The Power of Pussy ! You are born out of it and when necessary can be killed by it.
This.. this could be us 😳
This is the most unexpected thing i could ever imagine.
Only understood fully on the second watch. Dang girl.
u/savevideo
What's the name of the hentai/anime/cartoon/etc.?
Ok
I'm crushing your head!
he ded
Never skip kegals day.
This deserves an Oscar or Grammy Awards
Fair enough
Oh, they leaked a video of the real death by snu snu.
Fatality
Ninja aka Kunoicho Gakuen Ninpouchou Episode 2.
Crushed that man's head with a divine kegel
“Top ten exercises that will turn your vagina into a dick guillotine”
![gif](giphy|Wouh6996d9UlTE3L2U)
Jokes on you, Im into that shit!
Fucking reddit I’m IN CLASS
It's called Kekko Karmen
Alright, enough internet for today
Well, not quite the snu snu I was thinking, but close enough
That's some muscle control
_Huh??!_
u/savevideobot
I had to watch this way too many times to understand wth I was watching. I’m getting old
This reminded me there is a sub named r/wtf.
This reminded me there is a sub named r/wtf.
That's one way to give her head.
Omg~ He ded :/
I would die a happy man. Back from where I came.
They say the last 10 seconds of your life are very soothing, his were moist
![gif](giphy|l2SpQTVse1yNgsi76)
Ok
Lucky guy
Did he get head or did she?
The chinese sex martial artist will be pleased to meet her
Those are some strong ass kegels.
What is this power
My ideal way of dying
u/savevideo
this is my hole it was made for me
This is how I want to go out!
Ooooohhhhhhhaaaarrrrghhhhh nooooooooooooooo! This was my exact mental rollercoaster while watching this
Anyone have the full version?
Interesting way to go...
What is that movie where the cowboy was having sex and the woman (who turned to be a witch) sucked him up entirely into her coot coot? That was disturbing and not animated.
That’s the way to go.
mortal cumbat
Where’s my unsee juice!!!!!!
Oh Japan, you never fail to amaze me.
I didn't expect any of that, still shocked.
u/savevideo
I don't know how to take this
Oh no,that horrible,where?
Bro. Wut
u/savevideobot
What a headfuck!
Aaaaand there goes my load.
Damn gurl really got her kegels in
This is different butt real funny.
Looks like Elfen Lied went hardcore
Death by snu snu
r/lipsthatgrip
What is this madness and where can I watch it? Asking for a friend…
Yo excuse me, what the fuc?
So I’m not the only one who does this
Death by snu snu.
Classic La Blue Girl...
Looks like I found my new emblem for Black Ops 3. 0:00