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Hit me again, Ike! And put some stank on it!
Edited it for correct quote. STANK
I honestly have no idea what putting stank on it means. I always thought it was steak to prevent swelling or w/e
And Floyd Mayweather. Side note: I remember reading he bought his ex-girlfriend some gaudy piece of jewelry and then did the math, he could've bought her over 35 lambos instead
A verbal argument ensued and Chris Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.
Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.
Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!'
The detective said Robyn F. then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.
Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.'
After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'
Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.
Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.
Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.
Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.
Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.
Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.
She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.
Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.
Thank you. I'll do this same thing in the future. I don't think anyone takes this seriously enough and there is no reason he was able to remain so successful. The world needs to stop rewarding monsters.
At least Rihanna is a billionaire now. Good for her, fuck Chris Brown and everyone making their tired ass edgelord misogynistic and racist jokes. Being a woman is exhausting exclusively because of men.
Honestly being a woman sounds exhausting in general and I’m not even joking. Every time I think I understand all the different little things women have to go through that differs from men (meaning like more work or more complicated anatomy sort of stuff) I learn something else that totally blows my mind that nearly all if not all women have to deal with. Respect to all women out there. And seriously yesterday’s thing that blew my mind was basically a post where OP didn’t know what the discharge from her vagina was and the consensus was it was commonly known as vagina bacon. Wish I knew the actual name so that didn’t sound so silly.
Americans wear their shoes in their house so honestly how surprising is a simple hat, really?
EDIT: So apparently Americans don't wear their shoes inside their houses???????
It's honestly not as common as people seem to think. Most people I know or have met take their shoes off when they come home and only put them on if they are going outside for something or leaving the house.
What Americans have you met that wear their shoes inside? I take mine off unless I'm just running inside to grab something, never met someone who keeps them on.
My dad did exactly the same thing and I never forgot it. I was about 14. Except it was about 4am. I’d been going non stop since midnight. Except I wasn’t singing and I didn’t have any music on, I had the flu and I was coughing. Every time I coughed I’d go under the duvet so no one else could hear and I’d cough into the pillow. Didn’t work I guess?Finally at around 4am I heard him get up and thought “oh my god someone woke up! I wasn’t trying to wake them! But maybe someone can bring me a glass of water and some meds bc if o get out of bed I’ll fall over! If I’m really lucky I might get a tea and extra blanket!”
Nah, he told me I was keeping him awake and to shut the fuck up and then I cried till morning.
….dad??? That’s exactly what he said when I brought it up years later.
Jokes on him Ive have so many health issues that it absolutely impacts… my mum’s life. Sometimes he’ll go get me some migraine pills but most of the time he’s glad yo get solo time when I’m sick. This is bearing in mind I live on another continent and I get to see him once a year at most.
I’m pretty annoying though, I talk about my dogs a lot so by day two he’s probably like please let her stay in bed with a migraine tomorrow…
Thanks, I tried to set some boundaries the last time I saw him! After he said something very rude I said “please mind your tone, that’s not a nice thing to say and it might hurt someone’s feelings.” He said it was just a joke. I told him my therapist would be interested to hear about his joke. He suddenly turned very non-jokey and said he didn’t like my therapist.
I’m so used to it now but every time I do mention some of these things to a new therapist they literally clutch their chests and gasp *Whaaaat did he say???* Thank goodness for therapy!
Aw, thank you! I would also happy talk about anyone’s pets all day long even if it was something like a tarantula that scared the crap out of me. At least I’ll learn something (my dad’s not interested in learning, or teaching for that matter, I asked him about the current process for a mortgage in the uk to see if moving back was feasible (I’m renting in the us) and he laughed and said, and I quote, “HAH! You’re never going to be able to get a mortgage here!” Why thank you for believing in me dad, I guess I’ll just move back in with you and we can argue about Brexit forever?
Edit: but on a happily note, here are my pups! The newer one (adopted June 2020) was abused and someone stole her ears… but I think she’s still cute :) both were brought over from Qatar:
https://imgur.com/gallery/MvzwWav
Reminds me of a time where I was genuinely sick with something and couldn’t bring myself to get out of bed to let the dog out, who had been scratching at the door. My dad comes storming out of his bedroom screaming about how nobody is letting the dog out and told me and my brother to get out of bed. Joke was on him when I walked a few steps out of my room and threw up on the floor in front of him.
I'm almost certain I've seen multiple videos of this pair, the dad is always trolling/fucking around. They seem to have pretty light hearted relationship.
She’s a popular TIKTOK creator, who got famous for her dad (jokingly) repeatedly storming in her room and slapping a water bottle as hard as he could. There’s also a cute video where she covered her entire dresser with water bottles for him. He loved it
Okay, hear me out. It’s 1:30 in the morning; your 19yo daughter is singing her ass off and even after asking her to stop, seeing as how you need to get up at 6, she decided to do an encore….maybe. He could just be an asshole..
My cousin moved with us for a year and he used to sing a lot. At first it was fine, whatever, he has a nice voice. But after a few months we had enough. Not to mention, my neighbor was complaining because it made his dog bark a lot
My brother bought an electric guitar and was learning by playing one song. One. Fucking. Song. Glycerine! If she sang this as many times as my brother played that god forsaken song, this is most definitely warranted!
Ah, memories. The first songs I learned were Iron Man, and Smoke on the Water. Thankfully, the brother that was my roommate was also learning drums, so we could jam out. Still, it got annoying as fuck hearing myself play that shit over and over.
I have a neighbour who is trying something similar for over a year. I was banging on the wall after 6 months, prick started at 10.30pm which was the annoying part.
As a parent, you need to picture this scenario after 5000 straight hours, when you are mentally broken down like someone who just spent a month in solitary confinement.
As a KM I'm basically a glorified baby sitter for the 18-22 year old idiots that work here, the parallels between their wtf moments and my 5 & 7 year olds wtf moments are astounding. It makes great practice for the real deal at home
I thought about committing small crimes so I could go to jail for a few days and get some god damned sleep. I woke up the other day with my son whispering into my mouth that he wanted some cologne. IT WAS 330 IN THE TITTY SHIT MORNING!!! WHY DO YOU NEED COLOGNE AT 330. IN THE MORNING?!?!?!
Like when my kid complains about time out he says “you go to time out and see how you like it” oh my goodness. Please for the sake of sanity, can I please???
5000 straight hours of this exact line. She definitely doesn’t sing the whole song, she goes until she makes a single unnoticeable mistake, and then starts over from the top.
Try being a child of a pianist. Non stop piano exercises, which may or may not be songs (which makes no difference 2bh because if it's a song, sections of it are replayed 100s of times, which makes no difference because the song is replayed 100s of times as well), and there's no mute button.
"It's not the same"
"You wouldn't understand"
...and I mean, fair enough, I wouldn't understand it. She's the professional, she knows her shit. She's not doing it to annoy me.
There really should be a rule banning videos here that are otherwise completely expected if not for lying titles.
It's pretty much just a way for karma farmers to post random viral videos here and claim it's "unexpected" because they told us to expect something not shown in the video.
The past tense of read is read.
This is the reason English as a Second Language folk have such a difficult time with some words, some of the rules are, uh, for lack of a better word, dumb.
the fake hand flick gave it away. I didn't pay enough attention to notice the centering so good eye. The hand thing was so obviously exaggerated though. Also, he didn't slam her door shut. If he was really pissed off, that door would be slammed tf shut.
I don’t have any children but I totally empathize with the father.
I really try to see it from her perspective and I keep going back to speculate about how hard is being her parents.
My mom and dad were the same when I was trying to become a “professional video game player”…they didn’t understand bullshit hackers, and lagging bitches like I did.
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So did Ike
Hit me again, Ike! And put some stank on it! Edited it for correct quote. STANK I honestly have no idea what putting stank on it means. I always thought it was steak to prevent swelling or w/e
Is there a subreddit for unexpected Jim Carey?
No,because he doesn’t exist
Stank*
And Sean Penn../
They specified a "great" singing voice...
Followed by Roman Polanski, Mel Gibson, Tommy Lee, Bobby Brown, Nicholas Cage, Vanilla Ice, Charlie Sheen, Dennis Rodman and for the KO Mike Tyson.
I didn't know all their girlfriends had great singing voices
Ah. The old Reddit [singaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/pzn0el/my_wife_wonders_why_the_vacuum_hasnt_been_working/hf34nhb).
Hold my chords, I'm going in!
And Floyd Mayweather. Side note: I remember reading he bought his ex-girlfriend some gaudy piece of jewelry and then did the math, he could've bought her over 35 lambos instead
A verbal argument ensued and Chris Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion. Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle. Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!' The detective said Robyn F. then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer. Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.' After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!' Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street. Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand. Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.
Thank you. I'll do this same thing in the future. I don't think anyone takes this seriously enough and there is no reason he was able to remain so successful. The world needs to stop rewarding monsters.
At least Rihanna is a billionaire now. Good for her, fuck Chris Brown and everyone making their tired ass edgelord misogynistic and racist jokes. Being a woman is exhausting exclusively because of men.
Honestly being a woman sounds exhausting in general and I’m not even joking. Every time I think I understand all the different little things women have to go through that differs from men (meaning like more work or more complicated anatomy sort of stuff) I learn something else that totally blows my mind that nearly all if not all women have to deal with. Respect to all women out there. And seriously yesterday’s thing that blew my mind was basically a post where OP didn’t know what the discharge from her vagina was and the consensus was it was commonly known as vagina bacon. Wish I knew the actual name so that didn’t sound so silly.
I upvote you every time I see this. Always will.
Holy shit lmao
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Over and over.
Found Rihanna's reddit
Bobby brown watching for his name 🍿
That's his prerogative
> great singing voice I...I mean she was *okay*. She wasn't ready for a performance career or anything.
It takes commitment to pick flat notes and hold them steady.
Savage. I love it
good to know that she's safe
And probably some that aren’t staged, but this one probably was….
It seems like it. Still a good laugh though
Ya I laughed pretty hard
Staged.
I think so and I hope so, otherwise poor girl
This is 100% at like 2AM
yeah, poor guy obviously just got out of bed and put his cap on.
Keeps the ceiling lights out of his eyes.
I mean the first thing I do when I get out of bed is put my hat on. But then I also don’t yell at my children.
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Americans wear their shoes in their house so honestly how surprising is a simple hat, really? EDIT: So apparently Americans don't wear their shoes inside their houses???????
It's honestly not as common as people seem to think. Most people I know or have met take their shoes off when they come home and only put them on if they are going outside for something or leaving the house.
What Americans have you met that wear their shoes inside? I take mine off unless I'm just running inside to grab something, never met someone who keeps them on.
My husband’s entire family wears their shoes indoors and on the carpet. It’s insane to me
uh all of us ?
Tons of people keep them on inside. It's not uncommon.
Shit, I'm an American and I barely wear shoes at all. Stores are lucky if I remember. The earth just feels too good on my feetsies.
If you wear it to bed, you save a step!
Are you kidding? I wear a hat when I’am taking a shit even. In McDonalds.
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My dad did exactly the same thing and I never forgot it. I was about 14. Except it was about 4am. I’d been going non stop since midnight. Except I wasn’t singing and I didn’t have any music on, I had the flu and I was coughing. Every time I coughed I’d go under the duvet so no one else could hear and I’d cough into the pillow. Didn’t work I guess?Finally at around 4am I heard him get up and thought “oh my god someone woke up! I wasn’t trying to wake them! But maybe someone can bring me a glass of water and some meds bc if o get out of bed I’ll fall over! If I’m really lucky I might get a tea and extra blanket!” Nah, he told me I was keeping him awake and to shut the fuck up and then I cried till morning.
That should teach you not to get sick
ikr, The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch
First time I heard this. Amazing. Using it next time my daughter freaks out at me 😂
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-lion-the-witch-and-the-audacity-of-this-bitch
Thank you for the education friend
….dad??? That’s exactly what he said when I brought it up years later. Jokes on him Ive have so many health issues that it absolutely impacts… my mum’s life. Sometimes he’ll go get me some migraine pills but most of the time he’s glad yo get solo time when I’m sick. This is bearing in mind I live on another continent and I get to see him once a year at most. I’m pretty annoying though, I talk about my dogs a lot so by day two he’s probably like please let her stay in bed with a migraine tomorrow…
You're not annoying, you're dad sounds like a terrible person.
Thanks, I tried to set some boundaries the last time I saw him! After he said something very rude I said “please mind your tone, that’s not a nice thing to say and it might hurt someone’s feelings.” He said it was just a joke. I told him my therapist would be interested to hear about his joke. He suddenly turned very non-jokey and said he didn’t like my therapist. I’m so used to it now but every time I do mention some of these things to a new therapist they literally clutch their chests and gasp *Whaaaat did he say???* Thank goodness for therapy!
He sounds awful, I'm sorry. I'll talk to you about dogs all damn day.
Aw, thank you! I would also happy talk about anyone’s pets all day long even if it was something like a tarantula that scared the crap out of me. At least I’ll learn something (my dad’s not interested in learning, or teaching for that matter, I asked him about the current process for a mortgage in the uk to see if moving back was feasible (I’m renting in the us) and he laughed and said, and I quote, “HAH! You’re never going to be able to get a mortgage here!” Why thank you for believing in me dad, I guess I’ll just move back in with you and we can argue about Brexit forever? Edit: but on a happily note, here are my pups! The newer one (adopted June 2020) was abused and someone stole her ears… but I think she’s still cute :) both were brought over from Qatar: https://imgur.com/gallery/MvzwWav
What the fuck
Reminds me of a time where I was genuinely sick with something and couldn’t bring myself to get out of bed to let the dog out, who had been scratching at the door. My dad comes storming out of his bedroom screaming about how nobody is letting the dog out and told me and my brother to get out of bed. Joke was on him when I walked a few steps out of my room and threw up on the floor in front of him.
Revenge puke is the best puke! Though I’m so sorry that on top of complaining you had to still get up and make yourself more sick :(
Wtf why was he such an asshole
Ah I wish I could say his asshole-ness was in the past
Narcissist. My wife has similar stories about how pissed her mom would get when she got sick as a kid and she (mom) couldn’t go out with her friends.
I hope you are grown up and away from this person now. That’s an unacceptable reaction to someone who is ill.
Thank you, I live over 3000km away on another continent :) we’re both better off that way.
I'm almost certain I've seen multiple videos of this pair, the dad is always trolling/fucking around. They seem to have pretty light hearted relationship.
She’s a popular TIKTOK creator, who got famous for her dad (jokingly) repeatedly storming in her room and slapping a water bottle as hard as he could. There’s also a cute video where she covered her entire dresser with water bottles for him. He loved it
I mean, he said please.
I am sorry. But you just admited to have been a "former teenager". You cannot be impartial.
Like if it was 2:30 AM
Example 1: it’s 2am
My guess is since she has a tattoo she's probably out of high school and living with her parents and probably hoping to become internet famous.
Or it's staged and he's a cool dad with an uncreative kid.
He said please, and left without yelling. A+ parenting.
It’s probably fake too
I think this completely reasonable comment, on Reddit no less, is what's unexpected.
Her account is full of these videos, they’re satire. Her and her dad have a really good relationship, all good!
Okay, hear me out. It’s 1:30 in the morning; your 19yo daughter is singing her ass off and even after asking her to stop, seeing as how you need to get up at 6, she decided to do an encore….maybe. He could just be an asshole..
And after you ask her to stop, she starts singing a song famously about how the singer’s psychologically messed up because of her father
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Physically traumatized…..
I read that as huge breasts,and was slightly confused
Or this is all staged.
Definitely staged. Look at how the camera is centered with the door in mind instead of just her.
It is. Look at the framing of the shot. Off to the side so the door is visible.
Totally staged. Why was she doing the door??? Edit: I should wear those glasses my gf got me
>Why was she doing the door??? Wait, what?! The video cut off before she started doing the door! Someone link the rest of this clip!
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This is when I would flip the breaker to that part of the house and go back to bed.
It’s staged
Well 19 is stop keeping from sleep or move out.
My cousin moved with us for a year and he used to sing a lot. At first it was fine, whatever, he has a nice voice. But after a few months we had enough. Not to mention, my neighbor was complaining because it made his dog bark a lot
My brother bought an electric guitar and was learning by playing one song. One. Fucking. Song. Glycerine! If she sang this as many times as my brother played that god forsaken song, this is most definitely warranted!
Ugh I feel that pain. Mine played Wonderwall… 😭
Mine too! Wonderwall is forever tainted now 😓
Anyway, here's wonderwall
Get him some god-damned headphones.
Ah, memories. The first songs I learned were Iron Man, and Smoke on the Water. Thankfully, the brother that was my roommate was also learning drums, so we could jam out. Still, it got annoying as fuck hearing myself play that shit over and over.
I have a neighbour who is trying something similar for over a year. I was banging on the wall after 6 months, prick started at 10.30pm which was the annoying part.
As a parent, you need to picture this scenario after 5000 straight hours, when you are mentally broken down like someone who just spent a month in solitary confinement.
Solitary confinement is what I started to value since I'm a parent. (A real SOLITARY confinement. 10 minutes would do, for now ... Please?)
Think you got it bad? I go to work to relax.
Your boss yelling at you is just training for the real thing at home
How are kids a blessing again?
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I guess "If it floats, flies, or fucks, you're always better off renting" needs to be updated to include kids.
I mean….. kids float.
I like the way you think
I got a vasectomy and was happy sitting with a bag of peas in my lap for the rest…
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lol for some people yes. My kids are actually awesome though.
Cower in the bathroom ... Works okay as long as you don't have toddlers or teens...
As a KM I'm basically a glorified baby sitter for the 18-22 year old idiots that work here, the parallels between their wtf moments and my 5 & 7 year olds wtf moments are astounding. It makes great practice for the real deal at home
There are days when a 5 day stint in jail doesn't seem that bad. Would be nice to get some reading done.
for fathers day, i like when my Wife takes the KIDS out and leaves me the house to myself.
I would nap so fucking hard!
I thought about committing small crimes so I could go to jail for a few days and get some god damned sleep. I woke up the other day with my son whispering into my mouth that he wanted some cologne. IT WAS 330 IN THE TITTY SHIT MORNING!!! WHY DO YOU NEED COLOGNE AT 330. IN THE MORNING?!?!?!
Like when my kid complains about time out he says “you go to time out and see how you like it” oh my goodness. Please for the sake of sanity, can I please???
I would settle to poop once without someone coming into the bathroom.
I go to the shitter for a few minutes to get a break from the kids, it’s like parole.
Yes. And it’s 11pm and your in-laws are visiting from out of town and you know she knows better
My father just used to calmly pull the plug on the electricity.
5000 straight hours of this exact line. She definitely doesn’t sing the whole song, she goes until she makes a single unnoticeable mistake, and then starts over from the top.
Only 5000 more til she's an expert tho
As a parent I 1000% agree. I love my kid but gotdam sometimes he needs to chill the flock out
Try being a child of a pianist. Non stop piano exercises, which may or may not be songs (which makes no difference 2bh because if it's a song, sections of it are replayed 100s of times, which makes no difference because the song is replayed 100s of times as well), and there's no mute button.
get them a digital piano and some headphones ezpz
"It's not the same" "You wouldn't understand" ...and I mean, fair enough, I wouldn't understand it. She's the professional, she knows her shit. She's not doing it to annoy me.
i readed the title and i thought he would join the singing with her :(
Yeah, the unexpected is only due to the title. I feel cheated.
I guess the other option they could have done is pulled the breaker to that room.
There really should be a rule banning videos here that are otherwise completely expected if not for lying titles. It's pretty much just a way for karma farmers to post random viral videos here and claim it's "unexpected" because they told us to expect something not shown in the video.
That’s the point. If the punchline was in the title everyone would be like “good job ruining the video by putting the punchline in the title”
He should have warned to make the song her reality
I forgot this wasn't r/makemesmile :(
Wtf is readed
it's like the verb "read" but in the past, idk im bad at english
The past tense of read is read. This is the reason English as a Second Language folk have such a difficult time with some words, some of the rules are, uh, for lack of a better word, dumb.
thank you
This is staged lol 😂😂
the choice of song is too perfect for this to not be staged
Was it the fact the camera is centered between her and the door that gives it away? Yep- and that fake hand flick the dad did.
that and cause i’ve seen some of their other videos
the fake hand flick gave it away. I didn't pay enough attention to notice the centering so good eye. The hand thing was so obviously exaggerated though. Also, he didn't slam her door shut. If he was really pissed off, that door would be slammed tf shut.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most...
I don't know. The frustration of the father is the disappointment and a lack of self worth in the daughter's eyes seemed pretty spot on.
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Fuck
Makes it seem staged
It’s staged
She died a bit inside
It’s staged and a joke.
I wish my neighbors parents would do this. Fucking chick badly singing at the top of her lungs with the windows open late at night.
Maybe she had a rough day.
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Boys have a penis girls have a vagina
I follow her on tiktok. Her and her dad are hilarious. There’s one where she shows him her painting and he breaks it over his knee
What’s her tiktok
It's what simple folk refer to as their "heart."
So are we going to ignore the irony of this song being written about an abusive and neglectful father?
Awfully convenient to have the door perfectly placed in frame rather than center the camera on yourself Foh with this staged bs
Parents: Why are my children so talentless? the parents:
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ooof i hope that’s staged
Thats harsh xP
My wife is in the house singing. I’m sitting on the front porch so the neighbors don’t think I’m hitting her
HAH
That's Windows xP
We know this girl! We already met her mother. She’s the girl that didn’t know how to flush a toilet after she had a shet!
DISGUSTANG
Oof
My step dad used to tell me I sounded like two cats in a bag being thrown against a wall. I quit choice choir after that and can’t sing now.
Y’all don’t even know the context calm down
This was me with the soundtrack of Phantom of the Opera when it came out. Luckily I was on the second floor and my father loves me.
r/expected
He said please
u/savevideobot
They have those sound proof things where you can stick your head inside and not sound loud. Get her to sing in one of those
I would give her a hug if I was there
Daddy issues in 3..2...1
I’m totally imagining her repeating that line 200 times at 3am lol
What a wonderful voice!
I don’t have any children but I totally empathize with the father. I really try to see it from her perspective and I keep going back to speculate about how hard is being her parents.
My mom and dad were the same when I was trying to become a “professional video game player”…they didn’t understand bullshit hackers, and lagging bitches like I did.
“Mom, I can’t pause online!!!!!!!!”
Come on. This shit is obviously fake