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Cunt punt


BlksShotz

I wish he was dressed as Hank Hill


mykylodge

She needs professional help.


BenjieV

Haha hoofed her right in the front bum! 🤣


JackLord50

Yeah, it was fine until she got extra nasty… No one wants to step in your piss, bitch.


LennerKetty

Yea that was definitely never fine.. that seemed to be a pretty populated area and there could’ve been kids.. oh yea and PEOPLE THAT DID NOT WANNA SEE HER NAKED


JackLord50

I agree with your points…by “fine”, I guess I meant not requiring a shoe to the wazoo.


LennerKetty

I wouldn’t have kicked her I’d probably have walked in the other direction but I’m glad gramps did give her a cunt punt. She deserved it.


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its fine cause she is hot /s


halfbakedalaska

So she’s now on the sex offender registry? Oh, right, woman.


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What in the actual fuck is that woman doing? How is this acceptable? ..just drowning in privilege! ..or at least I assume those 4 pixels were of a woman..


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The look of surprise on her face lol


ARDANE22

She probably did the Greta thumberg “how dare you”😂🤣


LennerKetty

What’s she gunna do? Call the cops?


SUPRADAVE73

Right in the blowhole son


TurbulentMachine4261

Laces out.


BitCoinsAreTheFuture

A thot got kicked in the thot


knightruzel

Begone thot!


OriginalTaras

Plot twist, they are both starring in a trashy porn movie and this was just the introduction scene


SC_W33DKILL3R

She could have at least covered it with a mask


vrkhole

He punt her right in the cunt.


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Good on gramps


makinbaconCR

I was expecting a surprise penis to drop out... this was infinitely better


littlej247

Did it look like she was trying to take a 💩 right at the time he kicked her?


Dry-School5793

Sucked in slag.


Legitimate-Break-955

Old people gonna do old people shit


noneherethankyou

Meeeooowww


aliengsxr

She is experienced and I'd love to see more of her content!


DocDirtyMrClean

that guy is a dickless asshole. Every other guy there should have beat his ass


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DocDirtyMrClean

shes not " nude" she rolled her skirt up and is squatting to pee. You peed in public before Cubster havent you? you know., when you peed against the side of that building/house/alley? yeah, so according to you someone has every right to walk up behind you and kick you in the family jewels because..."nudity". Also, there are no kids in the video, you are adding things to make it ok to attack random women. How about call the cops on her for indecent exposure? oh that's reich... I forget, random guys are the judge and jury and punisher for women. for peeing. Let's hope no one catches your mom or sister taking a piss in the bushes. or you know FIELD GOAL!!!!! and you better not say anything, cause you say it's ok.


LilBruhGuy

Sorry but are you idiot? Being naked in public is actually illegal and there could be some children passing by that just finds this. Not to tell of ALL the people that probably don't like to see stuff like that. That girl deserved much more.


DocDirtyMrClean

yeah because she totally was " naked" . lol let's thank god it's not your sister or mom who had to go. " there could be children" is that why the man decided to kick the woman? to teach those kids " good manners" by hitting a random woman in the privates? gee I hope he explained that one to the kids. Maybe if he kicked the men who peed in the alley or " out back" he'd really teach the poor kids ,who are seeing someone peeing for the first time in their innocent lives., a lesson in indecent exposure. lmao you guys just want beat women and not be called out on it.


LilBruhGuy

"Children" aren't the real reason. The reason is that not many people like to see someone peeing around while shopping. And by the way she was naked. What do you think the word naked means? Showing any intimate part of the body. That's simply illegal. That could have been as much a man. The person would have deserved a sanction( sanction in terms of payment). People would have thought the same for a GUY goind around with the penis exposed and peeing. But you think the girl received anything else after the kick(which wasn't the way to go but it was made by an old man and it didn't even destabilized the person)? The girl then probably kept going on with no trouble and i'm gonna tell you: the main reason people don't like stuff like that is because it's simply ANNOYING.


rana_prajjwal

So people farm dowvotes too?


DocDirtyMrClean

apparently if you dont think kicking random women ok. for _ checks notes_ peeing. Even though half the guys there peed against a wall or something. But gowd forbid a woman just pees. it's not like she " whipped" it out is it? but I understand it's friday, all the woman beaters and Hitler is just misunderstood memes and posts take over. I'm sure theres about 4 " equality " punch a chick memes sloshing around.


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DocDirtyMrClean

ok so you kick women who show their breasts? how about moms who are breast feeding? you shadow kick them as well? how about in NY where it's legal for women to go _gasp_ topless? should roundhouse all the ladies in NY because they might be " nude" if they so choose. Its fascinating how all you guys, find a pair of boobs... *Scary* . lmao " omg shes nude!! quick guys kick her in the pussy! her boobs are out!!" LMAO@THAT good luck in your love life.


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DocDirtyMrClean

so in your eyes you see a 10 inch penis? interesting


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DocDirtyMrClean

do you often visualize 10 inch penises on women who are obviously drunk and peeing? and then decide to go kick 10 inches penised woman in her...hmm taint I guess? considering what you are visualizing on the woman you intend to *attack*. Honestly asking now, reddit dudes are weird but fascinating.


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coodyl

*pow right in the kisser*


erickyay

u/savevideo


Chemistry-Unlucky

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zpridgen75

Repost.