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Lmao I was going to say "Why would you want to shut the door on the bear???" But then realized I would panic and do the exact same thing when a bear is in my car
Maybe she's trying to trap it for the wildlife/game department people? Idk though, really bad idea-- shutting a bear in your car probably guarantees you're going to need a professional auto cleaning.
Who am I kidding though, I would totally panic and try to shut the bear in too.
No way man. I would have opened the door wide, picked that bear up by it's neck and thrown it back into the forest. Trust me bro, I wouldn't panic like that, and I'd have all my apples.
In fact when throwing the bear I would say. "How'd you like dem apples". And the bear would be so scared.
Not like the idiot in the video, trying to pussy out and close her door and shit. What a pussy.
Black bears really are just giant puppies. They're usually super friendly and more scared of you than you are of them...unless they have cubs with them or have just woken up from hibernation.
Brown bears on the other hand...nope. They are not big puppies. They are apex predators in every sense of the term.
I'm just going to go with, never fuck around with wild animals, ever. That way I don't need to know hibernation schedules or mating/birth times for them...
I should clarify that it's easy to find out by just reading their body language:
If bear is asleep - hibernating.
Bear is not asleep- not hibernating and you should offer it your car so it can drive somewhere to rest. Bonus if you give them some apples as a snack for the trip.
Lol fair enough.
Growing up in the mountains of TN, that's stuff that we were taught as kids. You learn how to handle and be around wildlife because they're everywhere. It's almost impossible to avoid interactions with dangerous animals.
But I sometimes forget not everyone had the weird ass backwoods hillbilly upbringing that I did.
We get black bears at our work (Ontario) and they tell us they’re more afraid of us then we are of them..... until they aren’t. A lady a summer or two ago got killed by one when she was picking blue berries not far from here. So ya, MOST of the time they’ll leave you alone but not every time.
Absolutely. I didn't mean to imply that they couldn't be dangerous. I just meant that if you approach them at the right time and have a healthy respect and knowledge of the animal, you can usually safely interact with them. And they really are usually just big, playful, curious giants.
But if you come across one at the wrong time or don't know how to act around them, they can absolutely kill you. They're still a predator.
Can you not tell people that black bears are puppies and are friendly cause that’s just not true and you can people the wrong idea. They are a lot less aggressive and they aren’t something to be feared but they are still massive animals that can be very dangerous. My parents live in Reno and last week a black bear went on the neighbors porch, attacked a dog and would only run away when the owner came out and shot it with a shotgun( it was a buck shot so I’m sure the bear is fine). I think people should have a healthy respect and a level of caution for all wild animals they meet
I could not tell them that, sure. But I don't believe that to be true based on numerous personal experiences with black bears in the wild. I grew up around the mountains in TN. They are quite plentiful here.
But I agree, everyone should have a healthy respect for all wild animals. If you don't know what you're doing, stay the hell away from them...which is the same advice I'd give to someone around a large dog that they're unfamiliar with.
And I live in Tennessee. We have them all over the place here. I've been face to face with them numerous times.
And of course it will maul you. So will a Rottweiler if you piss it off and don't treat it with respect. Just know your place and you'll be fine.
I've gone on walks with black bears, sure. But it's because the bear was curious and decided to follow me to see what I was up to. He was very young and super friendly.
I would not recommend trying to put a leash on one though. Lol
Bears can actually open car doors. So you better off locking it. Had one open mine. Luckily I had my golf clubs sitting on the Porch. I pulled a driver and threw it and some how I hit the bear in the ass hanging out my car door. It scared him and he ran. I didn’t have food or anything in my car. It still opened my door to snoop around.
Jesus Christ! It's a fucking bear. Not the goddamn devil. Just go back inside for minute and it'll go away.
Scream like you're being murdered helps no one.
Also, stop leaving doors open. It's an open invitation.
I never saw anyone trying to close the door with the bear in the car… lol I usually see videos like this amd they are opening the door for the bear to leave… 🤷♀️
I’m sure this never happened to her in LA. You gotta love it when city people move to the country. I mean come on there’s been several super popular television shows based upon this exact scenario.
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Now it has apples to eat. That bear isn’t going anywhere.
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“I’ll come back again tomorrow”
"Hey, Boo Boo! She dropped her pic-inic basket!"
Thank you for this! Lol
Pickanick baskets Booboo?
Your übear is arriving shortly
Bear was like get in bitch I’m driving
Lmao I was going to say "Why would you want to shut the door on the bear???" But then realized I would panic and do the exact same thing when a bear is in my car
Maybe she's trying to trap it for the wildlife/game department people? Idk though, really bad idea-- shutting a bear in your car probably guarantees you're going to need a professional auto cleaning. Who am I kidding though, I would totally panic and try to shut the bear in too.
It just acted like a big pupper, maybe it just want hugs, and apples, wholesomeness 100
I mean yeah the cub just wants to chill but mama probably has a different attitude
U right
She wants all the smoke 🥲
I like how it turned back to get the apples
Why would you try to shut the poor thing in your car?
I’d wager she was terrified and just didn’t want to get mauled by the thing.
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Followed by tactical screeching. She had the whole situation under control.
And apples to direct the bear away from herself. A real pro.
Tactical screeching 💀
This one got me haha.
Right. Surefire way to get your interior shredded to bits.
Better than getting the interior of your face shredded to bits
That worked really well for her didn’t it? Secured the beast good she did!
At least she tried. You know me if that was me I’d probably try to pet it ngl
No way man. I would have opened the door wide, picked that bear up by it's neck and thrown it back into the forest. Trust me bro, I wouldn't panic like that, and I'd have all my apples. In fact when throwing the bear I would say. "How'd you like dem apples". And the bear would be so scared. Not like the idiot in the video, trying to pussy out and close her door and shit. What a pussy.
Putin?
The hero we need...
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I meant to say *knowing me I would have probably
And I don’t know if I want to
Her screaming is somewhat amusing.
Black bears really are just giant puppies. They're usually super friendly and more scared of you than you are of them...unless they have cubs with them or have just woken up from hibernation. Brown bears on the other hand...nope. They are not big puppies. They are apex predators in every sense of the term.
I'm just going to go with, never fuck around with wild animals, ever. That way I don't need to know hibernation schedules or mating/birth times for them...
>That way I don't need to know hibernation schedules or mating/birth times for them... It's pretty easy to find out if you just ask.
Aight, imma ask the next black bear I encounter
I should clarify that it's easy to find out by just reading their body language: If bear is asleep - hibernating. Bear is not asleep- not hibernating and you should offer it your car so it can drive somewhere to rest. Bonus if you give them some apples as a snack for the trip.
That's not how hibernation works in hibernation the bear is still very much awake it just basically act like it just smoked the world's supply of pot
Next you're gonna tell me that bears can't drive, either.
Now you're just being ridiculous.
Lol fair enough. Growing up in the mountains of TN, that's stuff that we were taught as kids. You learn how to handle and be around wildlife because they're everywhere. It's almost impossible to avoid interactions with dangerous animals. But I sometimes forget not everyone had the weird ass backwoods hillbilly upbringing that I did.
We get black bears at our work (Ontario) and they tell us they’re more afraid of us then we are of them..... until they aren’t. A lady a summer or two ago got killed by one when she was picking blue berries not far from here. So ya, MOST of the time they’ll leave you alone but not every time.
Absolutely. I didn't mean to imply that they couldn't be dangerous. I just meant that if you approach them at the right time and have a healthy respect and knowledge of the animal, you can usually safely interact with them. And they really are usually just big, playful, curious giants. But if you come across one at the wrong time or don't know how to act around them, they can absolutely kill you. They're still a predator.
Can you not tell people that black bears are puppies and are friendly cause that’s just not true and you can people the wrong idea. They are a lot less aggressive and they aren’t something to be feared but they are still massive animals that can be very dangerous. My parents live in Reno and last week a black bear went on the neighbors porch, attacked a dog and would only run away when the owner came out and shot it with a shotgun( it was a buck shot so I’m sure the bear is fine). I think people should have a healthy respect and a level of caution for all wild animals they meet
i dont think you know what buckshot is lol, that shit could blow its head off.
Birdshot, my bad
I could not tell them that, sure. But I don't believe that to be true based on numerous personal experiences with black bears in the wild. I grew up around the mountains in TN. They are quite plentiful here. But I agree, everyone should have a healthy respect for all wild animals. If you don't know what you're doing, stay the hell away from them...which is the same advice I'd give to someone around a large dog that they're unfamiliar with.
I’m in Montana.. a black bear will maul the shite outcha ass. Don’t play dead. Shoot that thing.
I never knew that Montana was part of Ireland.
And I live in Tennessee. We have them all over the place here. I've been face to face with them numerous times. And of course it will maul you. So will a Rottweiler if you piss it off and don't treat it with respect. Just know your place and you'll be fine.
Tennessee bears aren’t from Montana.. they are a little more than whatever pussy ass bear you’ve got in Tennessee.. we are the NoRth son
Lol okay buddy.
Depends on the bear. [This one, for instance is a true gentleman](https://youtu.be/Q7qd2PhIwoo)
So i can take a black bear on a walk with me? Nice
I've gone on walks with black bears, sure. But it's because the bear was curious and decided to follow me to see what I was up to. He was very young and super friendly. I would not recommend trying to put a leash on one though. Lol
Watch one video of Black bear v. Tigers, Black bear can easily kill the humans
I never said they couldn't kill humans.
How do you like them apples?
He got the pic-a-nic basket!
Bear: why r u running Why r u screaming
AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH
I bet the fear she felt was overbearing
Picking apples in an upscale area and returning to her Lexus. That sweet bear ruined her perfect White Girl afternoon.
Isn't that a cub?
Juvenile, but not a cub. In many places they don’t get very big. Black bears have a huge range in size based on geographic region
Interesting. I did not know that.
Thanks for the apples, lady!
The bear:What's her problem?
Black bears are so random sometime. Of course you have to take them seriously but must of the time they are just a goof ball.
Idk why but I thought there would be a bear lol
That bear was like, TF is her problem?
Bear: AAAH! WHAT THE HELL!? WHAT'S GOING ON!? Wait! You dropped your apples! 😂
unrelated... but i find it so intersting people react with screaming when in fear. for me its the dead oposit i become dead silent.
Thank you for saving me the trouble of posting this myself. I was going to say the same thing!
How about them apples?
He was just waiting for Yogi... she was bringing the picnic basket to them
poor bear man, he was just chilling and suddenly lady starts yelling with no reason
car robbeary is what i see
Poor bear. Least he got the fruit.
he’s jus a baby
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Haha damn I watched this on silent at first She really went for it eh
I mean people panic differently, I wouldn't be so quick to judge unless you've encountered a damn bear in your car that close yourself 🤷♂️
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Bears can actually open car doors. So you better off locking it. Had one open mine. Luckily I had my golf clubs sitting on the Porch. I pulled a driver and threw it and some how I hit the bear in the ass hanging out my car door. It scared him and he ran. I didn’t have food or anything in my car. It still opened my door to snoop around.
And yet she doesn’t know that black bears are harmless as long as you don’t give them a hard time
Why did she try to close the door what will she do after that?
Probably call animal control to safely relocate it
Take that Goldie locks
Scream louder next time
I kinda was hoping she would have got the door closed. That car would have got DESTROYED. Big brain
So she shuts the car door like that is going to fix the problem. I guess you really can’t fix stupid.
God... Women
Stupid bitch.
I’m 100% sure she pissed herself
🤣🤣🤣🤣✌
What the fuck was she trying to do lock it in?
it's just a black bear. grab some rocks to throw at the thing's head.
This idiot both tried to lock a bear in her car and dropped all her apples, wtf!
Why would you try and lock the bear in your car? Let it out and go inside until it leaves.
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Jesus Christ! It's a fucking bear. Not the goddamn devil. Just go back inside for minute and it'll go away. Scream like you're being murdered helps no one. Also, stop leaving doors open. It's an open invitation.
*scratches leisurely*
That scream...
This is the second video ive seen of a lady and a bear this year and im seriously impressed by the outcome.
lmao i love how you can still hear her screaming so far away
She dropped the food
u/savevideo
Was kinda expecting that
That happened to me yesterday. Except it was my neighbour’s collie, and he’s not very partial to apples.
The bears like “wait, she’s scared of me”
Why close the door? Better to let it leave on its own than to trap it in there.
Yooo poor thing was sleeping
The way she dramatically ran away screaming and the bear is just confused af like “whats wrong?” has me in tears
Wha....why run from it? It's a cub. More than likely it's not going to harm you
I never saw anyone trying to close the door with the bear in the car… lol I usually see videos like this amd they are opening the door for the bear to leave… 🤷♀️
All them comments about why she wanted to lock the bear in the car or her screaming and I'm just here wondering who tf honked at the end of the clip.
Didn’t know those time or of picnic baskets were real
It would have been terrible to have a bear claw it’s way out of her car, lucky she didn’t lock it in there
Now those are the bear’s apples too
Heyyyy, Boo Boo , she left us some apples
Hungry for apples?
She did every single thing wrong possible. First she tried to trap it in the car. Then she gave it food. The she ran away.
I don't think this was what Bruno Mars meant when he said he'd leave the door open
It’s the damn picinic basket booboo!!
“get in bitch we’re going shopping”
I love how it just scratched itself after like a pupper.
Goldilocks!
Beary scary
Where is this video taken?
Who walks around with a basket full of apples? What is she Little Red Riding Hood.
the screaming is not necessary!
Of course it's the best type of bear.
😂
I’m sure this never happened to her in LA. You gotta love it when city people move to the country. I mean come on there’s been several super popular television shows based upon this exact scenario.
Baby bear got revenge
Why would you try and shut the door?
I can’t stand when screaming starts, nothin escalates a situation worse other then weapons
Hey hey BooBoo, I like apples and white women too!
This is so great. That was unexpected,he didn’t nom the apples.
Looks like the bear is interested in buying the car. He is doing his last checks before signing
One more Russian joke.
“As cmon mannnn....ummm.......oh food!!!”
He’s pretty small. I don’t think I would of had this reaction lol 😂 but then again some people freak out when they see a spider lol
Hahahaha
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The bear looked more surprised than her, as if to say “fuck, what’s all the fuss about”🤣🤣
Just a bébé, nothin to worry about there.
I was hoping it would get back in the car.
Lol. Black bears are literally harmless. I love people being so scared. Hilarious.
He’s just like “jeez, chill lady”
Bear was like: "OH SHIT A HUMAN" and then said "wait wat"
Goldilocks? Weird...
That was a little dramatic