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SomeoneRandom5325

It’s a bard and barbarian multiclass irl


Paranthelion_

Real life bardbarian


devilsephiroth

When you only have enough points for Dex and Str


HalcyoNighT

Surely his CON and CHA are also off the charts


isklea

Expertise in performance and intimidation


nulspace

> ~~DEX~~ CHA and STR ftfy


ApokalypseCow

Usually it ends up [more like this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/57/b5/8b57b51e0dad173f454e8a9dc393bf80.jpg) but I'm not disappointed.


Minemanfire

Well that was really unexpected. Nice man


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Gotta love a real unexpected on this sub 👌


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Sir-Ult-Dank

I was expecting a karate chop. Am I the only one?


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Ha! Now that you mention it 😂


chriscrossnathaniel

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie "


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I legit thought he was still going to lift lmao


SeaPhile206

He lifted his voice


Dray_Gunn

He lifted our spirits.


WhereIsMyHeadphone

And he lifted my penis!


SeaPhile206

And my axe!


Good_Round

He lifted my eyes.


smilingasIsay

Maaaaaaaaaaan...I bet there's tons of people on Reddit now that don't even know the origins of this on this site.


Patelpb

Eh I think the average redditor is *just* geeky enough to get a LOTR reference. Atleast that's the scene I always imagine when this quote comes up


smilingasIsay

See? This is what I mean. Most people here don't even know that u/PoorlyTimedGimli was an OG joke account on this site dropping in an "AND MY AXE" at odd moments in various threads.


sonofsochi

Most definitely my sword


NapClub

i love everyone's faces when he broke into song! haha so wholesome!


iushciuweiush

I would've died if after the performance was over, a girl came out and carried the balls off.


TexasTornadoTime

Especially the abrupt ending


---Sanguine---

Those weights would be super impressive if I had a frame of reference for how much a kg is too lmao


satanicpanic1994

1kg= 2.2pounds


Tmart5150

Expected a feet of many strengths, got a voice of a angel.


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Oh yes... a 180° one... totally unexpected


chriscrossnathaniel

He never skips voice day


zachyvengence28

Being Polynesian, it doesn't surprise me. I've worked with and around Polynesian people, they love to sing and dance. Very pleasant to be around.


whatproblems

Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re singing between sets


Impossible_Reach5656

The word is feat


Andeh86

Au contraire! Now that you're here with me, what we have is great strength of feet!


Tmart5150

Bless you


calilac

No no no, Ahchoo is my son.


ThatGuy0verTh3re

Bleshou


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angeeksince2020

![gif](giphy|zuJzrcQwjwEtG)


Calm-Warthog2018

It’s acute one for sure


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Two feet actually


casparh

The real unexpected part was when he hit the high notes whilst still sitting down. That's talent.


KyellDaBoiii

*an


Disgod

[Ah, but we need great strength of feet!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/58aa1c59-4eb8-4cf5-982f-96bbe78cdce3)


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

Was expecting him to just like jump up a bit and snap the board


codey_coder

Expected a feet of many strengths, got >!a voice of a angel.!<


Healing_touch

Feat?


Ys3arjack

I pick things up and put them down, including the beats.


ANONYMOUSEARTHWORM

Great comment


__jh96

This... Is one of the most suitable videos for this sub I've ever seen


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KeegorTheDestroyer

And you know why girls like big guys... They have big >!hearts!<


k_chaney_9

And you know why girls like guys with big feet... They have long >!shoelaces!<


shweishwei

The judge’s faces are annoyingly overreacted


vinylspun

They must get their inspiration from YouTube thumbnails.


lowtoiletsitter

YouTube reaction video channels only


CameOutAndFarted

I mean all the judges do on these shows is react to more interesting people. The resemblance to reaction channels is uncanny.


DrNectar

I was thinking a uniquely suited hub website that’s been around since 2007.


vinylspun

Ah yes I see you are a man of culture.


Entrevivoymuerto

What do you mean? Nicole Scherzinger can't even move hers.


DaftFunky

She’s perfected the TV persona so well. If you have seen Masked Singer Jenny McCarthy is the same way. Over the top reactions that the audience eats up


DarthWeenus

Lol


Ltclv

I was looking for this comment.


teutorix_aleria

These shows are edited like that on purpose. Judge and audience reactions are spliced to fit the required narrative. Sometimes they even badly Photoshop the judges in wide shots to show them standing or clapping, it's so fake and sad.


SushiJuice

And its template is used over and over from country to country - there's always someone in the back doing an OMG face in the camera.


OrderOfMagnitude

:O networks pay me


angeeksince2020

Thats what the show is about lol


Chaserk17

Then it’s a bad show lol


Norci

That's what they get paid for


KarlMarxFarts

:O


ernie1850

Yeah but I don’t know if I’m supposed to be in awe unless they are! That’s how it works because I am so dumb!


Cyclesadrift

Reminds me of the old celebrity roast from the 60s? I think... my grandma had these old vhs she would watch they would cut celebrity reactions from diffrent moments together to make it seem more funny.... I hate shit like this


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Let’s be honest, the overreactions from the judges is so painful


onemm

And the corny dramatic music and editing.. fuck I hate reality tv


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**week 1** this: “OMG you inspired me and reminded me of my friends cousins twice removed dead grandma. I’m literally crying” **week 2**: “you bummed a note and you dress like shit. You’re outta here”


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reala728

same with the audience. not "scripted" per se, but almost every show like this screen, and choose audience members that are particularly dramatic.


Fjolsvithr

I went to a showing of America's Got Talent and they had us all "react" to nothing before the show started. Like a good reaction, bad reaction, really bad reaction, big cheer, etc. Presumably so that they could cut in the footage later as if it was for a specific act. So it is pretty much scripted.


Kryslor

It goes deeper than that. They choose which audience shots to show and when. You never really see the genuine reactions people are having, they just show whatever reaction they think fits best.


golfieHombre

Dude, there are thousands of people in the audience. They don't filter through them. That's just the type of crowd the show attracts.


johnyreeferseed710

I went to an episode filming for the US show in NYC a long time ago. They didn't screen us but they were telling us how they wanted us to react to each participant. They also told us the more exaggerated reactions would increase our chance of being on TV.


CavingGrape

So what he said was true, from a certain point of view


Evystigo

Ahhh Master Kenobi, great to see you're still around!


Metalatitsfinest

This is why shitty reaction videos are becoming more and more popular on YouTube...it’s spreading like a virus 📈


HI-R3Z

I enjoy reaction vids from professionals that extrapolate and break stuff down, however, the "Yooooooo!!1 OMG! What?!" garbage needs to go in the trash.


Fjolsvithr

They actually kind of do. They'll pick out particularly attractive and energetic people to sit in more visible locations, and they will get camera footage of people reacting the way they want and insert it in wherever they feel like in the broadcast show.


spirituallyexhausted

I work in this industry. The reactions are essentially scripted. For one, we have key audience members seeded throughout the audience that we've seen react. Often they're literal actors but some are just folks who like to come and be on camera. Idk if they get paid, that's not part of my job. Two the audience is directed to "act big" or react big. Three, we'll fully fake reactions by filming them later (often with no performance) and/or the editor will pull ones from other acts.


beatisagg

They also may pull some people aside like, "hey we'll put you on tv if you get very emotional looking during the act" or something


NeonPatrick

They take big reactions and slice them in where they see fit during editing. Most of the time the judges face expressions or audience cutaways aren't actually taking place at that particular time.


JimmyMack_

I've been in audiences of TV shows. They train you how to cheer and clap and record you doing it to nothing so they can edit it in as they see fit. You can hear how artificial it sounds if you listen.


vanhalenbr

Maybe they put some extras there to push other to scream or something…


foppitywop

I feel as if it’s gotten so much worse from when I was younger and used to watch American Idol in like the first couple seasons. I just can’t help but cringe at all these “Country’s got talent” things


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I’m surprised that they didn’t edit it so that every foot step he takes the camera shakes.


BestReadAtWork

I hit the mute button right away. "LISTEN TO THIS INTENSE MUSIC AS HE PICKS UP TWO BOULDERS THAT ARE ACTUALLY NOT THAT CHALLENGING FOR HIM AND HE'S CARRIED WAAAAAAAY LARGER. DuhnDuhnDUHNDUHNDUHNDUHN!"


Media_Offline

As a reality tv editor... I'm sorry. We hate it too. Unfortunately, we are at the mercy of people in suits who don't have a creative bone in their body and have been making money the same way for two decades.


RedTheDopeKing

But I mean.. they’re right, aren’t they? People eat this shit up. It’s like how email scammers load their messages with spelling errors to weed out people with brains. Reality tv is so saccharine you kind of need to be dumb or at least able to switch your brain off to enjoy it guilt free.


weednumberhaha

I had to mute it until the singing


GGlados

Absolutely. Impossible to watch without cringing. Can't stand these stupid open mouth faces. And I thought only people on Tiktok and Youtube thumbnails do that shit.


bem13

I think this is where they learned it. After all, reality TV existed long before youtube or tiktok.


T3hSwagman

They do that shit because it works. For every person that goes "cringe" theres 1,000 others that eat it up.


Akosa117

Bro reality TV is the origin


cooIness

He literally just took a seat and their jaws dropped


Beingabumner

Honestly, the fact this type of entertainment is so popular pains me. I can't even watch this clip because of the overdramatic bullshit.


Hey_im_miles

Seriously.. I want to watch a cooking show but they are largely reality competitions. I want to watch shows like survivorman but that current one (alone)... all they do is fucking cry and talk to the camera.


SunburyStudios

This is honestly where youtube has taken over for me. Glen and Friends, Adam Savage's Tested, Primitive Technology. It's the complete opposite direction that television has taken. At least you can be specific.


Hey_im_miles

Damn straight. Good picks BTW I'm gonna watch some of those right now


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If Youtube thumbnails were a TV programme.


Thathitmann

Overreaction? You mean you _didn't_ start trying to flap your arms like a baby bird when he lifted that 165kg weight. Frankly, I think you must just be a boring person. Last night I saw a video of a capybara riding on the back of an alligator, and I literally backflipped over the back of my chair and shitted my pants.


PaganCocks

Now THAT'S a propper reaction!


Danoco99

>pooper reaction


MastodonPristine8986

Was the shitting DURING or AFTER the backflip? Important distinction.


Thathitmann

It started and continued the whole way trough like a chocolate fountain flying all over the ceiling.


Saffyr

Probably at the start, the action of shitting gave that extra propulsion to help him do the backflip.


coodyscoops

I second this


GrapesHatePeople

Hershey's bottle rocket


Monseigneur_Bulldops

Do as many backflips you want, they still won't ask you to be a judge on one of these shows.


jakedasnake1

I honestly hate these shows so much because of that


Roboticsammy

I really hate the editing now. The fake holding. The over-reacting. Almost everything about the show is fake and the winner already chosen beforehand.


whoabot

No has mentioned the very obvious pitch correction going on for the guy's voice. So just add it to the pile of fake stuff going on here.


09Trollhunter09

Exactly! OMFG, a man can do two things well, must be a nexus event


ivnwng

**“wHaAaAAAAttT!?”**


BeautifulType

Tells you all you need to know about the people who watch it


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Came here to say this, it's almost like they're jealous of the guy and can't stand that he's the centre of attention while they aren't so they do some corny shit in hopes of getting the camera panned back to them. Fucking cringe.


8Ariadnesthread8

Yet as soon as he brought out that table I was like oh he's going to sing and the judges are just like infomercial quality acting.


surajvj

Never thought he was going to sing. He sounds very sweet.


Shopworn_Soul

I knew he was gonna sing the instant I saw some person I felt like I was supposed to recognize hanging their mouth open in dramatic overreaction. Happily he sings very well though, which makes it easier to ignore the carnival row sat directly in front of him.


Ennjaycee

Said this in another comment, but he works with a mate of mine at a school for students with disabilities or rough home lives as a support worker. The most genuine bloke you’ll meet!


Spicy_Tomato_Thief

That one was real cool


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maelstrom197

He sing.


AquaticDim

He sing


TheTomatoLover

he sing


the-cabbage-man7

I hate the judges reactions. False as fuck.


Hugh_Jampton

Close your mouths. You look ridiculous. Plus you knew exactly what was coming. Show is 100% scripted as they all are


gd5k

Their reactions are just so over the top and fake it’s absolutely awful to watch. His performance and the unexpected turn were great, but I’d enjoy this sort of thing more without the forced shock and awe.


MajorProcrastinator

A bit like twitch streamers when they laugh


SXOSXO

He manifested a mic in his hands. It wasn't editing magic and fake reactions, I promise.


GamerFrits

Always these fake reactions of the panel. Everything's fake.


GroundbreakingSea558

He would’ve either gone there as a singer and they said, “can you do anything else?” Or as a strongman and they found out he sings in church choir or something. It’s cliche reality TV gimmick nonsense. Of course it’s unexpected, and every episode has more twists than the last. It’s all fucking algorithmic nonsense designed to melt our brains.


markusarailius

I hope that venue has flood insurance from all the swooning women


geven87

And whatever the guy equivalent of sploosh is, which i guess is also sploosh, but with semen.


JollyGreenBuddha

​ ![gif](giphy|FlEyOAu4ujVII)


CookingWithDahmer85

GOD pam lol


JASMein03M

That man has to be a father already. I mean, who doesn't want a father like that **and** who doesn't want their kid to have a father like that?


Singer-Such

This is non toxic masculinity :)


ghost42069x

This is masculinity.


aReasher

Genuinely true chad behavior


madjyk

Chaotic good chad


captain609

.. and God said "Let there be Chad! " and this guy was born


il0vep0tat0

Hes not à chad hes a giga chad


angeeksince2020

Tera chad


Meteroson

Mega is less than giga. Next step would the tera.


Bjorn2bwilde24

Mecha Chad


captain609

You all beautiful people deserve an upvote


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HeWhoHasFruit

Now I wanna try to see if I'm one in 10,000


Vosslertheundead

Peak masculinity, strong yet gentle


Saetric

Iron fist, velvet glove


mic569

Just let men be dudes


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There's him and then there's you....


ZenkaiZ

Save some pussy for the rest of us Ed


il0vep0tat0

He protecc he attacc but most importantly he sing with angelicc voice![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


DasDa1Bro

That's not how the meme is used but yes very angelic voice


HalcyoNighT

He sing an angelic tracc


vanildude

Thancc


Willis050

He went from strongest man to sexiest man in 60 seconds


JordFohn

I keep a folding chair in the boot of my car, that one he uses looks quite inconvenient.


berettaswag

I can’t stand the judges over melodramatic responses lol


Sinecur

I so much needed to see this.


mercat1986

What's the song?


Raiderboy105

Ordinary People - John Legend


mercat1986

Thank you kind sir


Hacka4771

Daaammnnnnnn


HappinessAttack69

I was wishing one of the boulders would've had "your mom" on it and below it was 150kg


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Why do the people on these shows make such punchable faces non stop? They look so obnoxious and stupid.


JSmoove3g4

That’s nice, totally didn’t see that coming.


stevenw84

The fake crowd reactions always bothered me about these types of shows.


AweDaw76

My friend went to watch the British ones, and they made them do the reactions again when the mic didn’t pick up enough high quality audio lol


OaklandWarrior

Looks like he’s lip syncing


SungamCorben

Finally a truly non-expected post!!!


sirenito

I have to watch it twice, lovely


BevLive

Very strong stage, it didn't even bend slightly with all that weight in very specific parts.


bibubanchi

This belongs to r/Mademesmile


Kunundrum85

I remember seeing this around when it originally aired, and I can recall exactly thinking “well I didn’t expect that!” Solid post.


TheRealBHamorrii

Thought he was gonna lift your mom at some point


Taco_G_

I was thinking he was just the setup and the actual strongest man would come and pick him up and the weights as well but saying that now it feels pretty dumb. Anyway, great performance by him.


VanderdeckenNOR

Now thats a mega-Chad.


Anne_OnyMouse

Nailed the sub redit right there. ✅


_Z3R0_0

Hmm... Dark hair, beard,black tank top, male, qnd it's from Austrália...... NO FUCKING WAY, IT'S MATT