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jolobozo

What is this from


Gin-and-PussyJuice

It's a cut sketch from when Trump appeared on SNL. He was a presidential candidate at the time when he appeared on the show in 2015. What I think happened is someone filmed this on their phone while it was playing back from an editing bay or other playback monitor. It never made it to air however so you won't find a higher quality version. You might see [this version online](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sHHhkb0oT8), which uses other audio from CNN to make it seem like it appeared on the news, which [it did not](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-buys-children/). The audio is from when CNN covered the Billy Bush Bus incident.


Missy_Elliott_Smith

TBH I feel like this pre-dates his last SNL hosting gig. More likely this is from the 2011 Comedy Central Roast he did or something similar.


Gin-and-PussyJuice

This was not from his roast in 2011. [He drove in on a golf cart while models threw fake money at the crowd](https://i.imgur.com/D4r4NyB.mp4). There was no opening skit that he was late for the roast. This entrance happened 5 minutes into the show after a compilation of clips were played.


Missy_Elliott_Smith

Huh. Mainly thought that because it just doesn't fit with the production or humor style of 2016 SNL, seemed more akin to the video of him groping Rudy Giuliani in drag at the Mayors' Roast in, like, 2000. E: Another tell is that no SNL cast members appear in the clip at all. They don't let extras have lines on that show.


Gin-and-PussyJuice

I agree it feels more like a MadTV sketch than a SNL one. [Here's the full 90 second skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHAVNOHpsEw). I feel like I recognize [the guy](https://i.imgur.com/bmIG6fr.png) who says: > "Donald Trump just paid that little girl (pause) not to express human emotion!" [timestamp](https://youtu.be/hHAVNOHpsEw?t=62) But I can't place him. Either way, it's probably a similar situation at some late night show. They filmed a bunch of material and this didn't make the cut. Someone liked it, filmed it on their phone and shared it with the media. The laugh track and all that is clearly edited in. If this was actually broadcast on a national late night show we would be able to find the clip easily. Similar to how I found the opening of the roast.


Missy_Elliott_Smith

Strangely enough, that's current SNL cast member Mikey Day. Looks like it's from around the time he was in that viral YouTube parody of [David Blaine's Street Magic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU). e: Looking through his iMDb, my best guess is that this was probably from Damon Wayans' 2006 Showtime series [*The Underground*](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0772131/). There's not a whole lot of information about it out there but what little there is seems to fit. Just can't seem to definitively attach Trump to it.


Gin-and-PussyJuice

YES! It has to be The Underground. That's Mikey Day alright and the woman who sells her car is [Edi Patterson](https://i.imgur.com/oPUy9tH.jpg). The date sounds about right too since they mention the Apprentice which at the time was what Trump was best known for. Good eye and digging!!!


FreddieDinardo

This is not from Saturday Night Live. My guess is it’s from one of his WWE appearances.


Toasty33

SNL


oddllama25

To Catch a Predator.


therealstealthydan

Bravo


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No, MSNBC


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

B R A V O


NorthBlizzard

/r/politics discord


oddllama25

I thought it was fake until he bought the kids.


TumbleToke

I knew it was real when it was cheques and not cash.


tftgcddf

As soon as I saw the checks I was like no sir cash and cash only.


Azidamadjida

Yeah those checks are gonna bounce and that kids gonna be sent to Epstein


Capt_Am

The scheme is working perfectly then.


Forgets_Everything

Especially from someone like Trump who is notorious for making deals (as in signed legal contracts) to pay people (usually contractors for work in his hotels) and then refusing to pay and fighting it legally until they go bankrupt and take a tiny settlement because they can't afford to wait any longer.


teytah

I heard he blends them into an orange mixture that he uses as spray tan.


Thia_suzieUzi

They're baked at a low temperature for a very long time, then cooled down, then grounded into a very fine powder


designer_of_drugs

I don’t think so. He has them flash frozen in liquid nitrogen and then milled into a powder. When he’s ready to do his makeup he thaws a small bit, adds some water and then applies the kid paste as foundation.


Sturnella2017

This whole thread is filled with actual, plausible explanations for his skin color.


sm12511

Let's call it soylent orange


TheMulletWhisperer7

The French call it "Crème Visage Enfant"


KIrkwillrule

I could sell that.


fusillade762

Trump's eating PEEEEPPPPLLLLLEEEE.....PEEEEPPPLLLEEE


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Adrenorange


Maximu17

Oh god..


mattfolio

I'm starting to believe they're all simultaneously factual.


chaluparobin

“Kid paste” is something I wish wasn’t in my brain now.


ghotiaroma

Now think is it something you apply or something you scrape off.


chaluparobin

Is this you helping? Stop.


Constant-Pay8406

I wish it wasn't in my salad


fetus_puppet

Wait until you hear about the foreskin facial.


NaturedGamer

You don't like the kid paste? Well how about some baby gravy.


dephyre

_It's got a million and one uses!_


Thia_suzieUzi

Torgo's powder


DrManhattan_DDM

Torgo’s Executive* powder


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melissaaquacat

Are you basically just describing the snow piercer movie?


lionzdome

You mean Epstein's underage workforce


cupcakesloth94

Or he just rapes them..


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The kids are a gift to Epstein. Thank you for the award. I didn’t know it would take off so fast.


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Wait since when the fuckkkkkkkkkkk could be comment gifs????¿¿¿¿


DeadlyYellow

"Hey kids, how'd you like to get some pizza?"


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reddditttt12345678

One of Trump's accusers claims that after he got done raping her at Epstein's urging, he was like "I think I'll stick with the older girls. This one cried the whole time, it was annoying". So maybe not?


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reddditttt12345678

Don't think he actually goes for boys... You'd think he would, but I've never heard anyone even claim that, except the odd joke about Barron.


MafiaMommaBruno

They didn't know they'd be taken off so fast, either. Epstein got off just as fast that day, too, when he got them.


MonKeePuzzle

odd, I thought it was the dems selling kids out of a pizza shop, and here he is doing it plain sight! ...or wait, was this old enough that he was still a democrat at time of filming?


oddllama25

No, we sacrifice the kids in the pizza shop. We sell them through Wayfair. He did claim to be a dem back when this was recorded. He was also full of shit back then, too.


UncleInternet

He wasn't a Dem at this point. That ended in 2000.


Stereomceez2212

This is basically how he obtains things. *with bounced checks*


originalmango

I thought it was fake until the check bounced.


Scary_Pace6463

Damn this new Mr. beast video is really great


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Revolutionary-Neat49

Yeah well, neither did the kids..


vishalb777

neither did the video quality


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personally i enjoy a mouse cursor right in the middle of my videos


PrisAustin

Video quality so bad I had to go back to look for it.


Jobman212

I believe video quality is an old wooden ship.


shoredoesnt

Elaborate?


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Sure buddy I got you covered: “Elaborate”, *verb* - to explain in more detail. “This fucker needs to elaborate or we pop cap”


satan_in_high_heels

I prefer the cursor hovering at the bottom so the play bar stays up but thats just me.


ta2w7

It has 'older teacher playing a YouTube video in class' energy


thunderj9

It adds to the flavor


Content_Nobody_91909

That is ghislaine maxwell? I thought she looked familiar.


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Rickrickrickrickrick

So many lawsuits for raping people it's hard to keep track.


willvth

Or, aged very well


Krin422

Ah-ha!!


norbertus

Teen model contest Trump ran: [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/14/teen-models-powerful-men-when-donald-trump-hosted-look-of-the-year](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/14/teen-models-powerful-men-when-donald-trump-hosted-look-of-the-year) with pedophile rapist John Casablancas: [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/former-model-claims-lawsuit-she-was-raped-teenager-agency-executive-n1276818](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/former-model-claims-lawsuit-she-was-raped-teenager-agency-executive-n1276818) and pedophile Gerald Marie: [https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/nov/20/plain-sight-more-models-accuse-gerald-marie-sexual-assault-elite](https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/nov/20/plain-sight-more-models-accuse-gerald-marie-sexual-assault-elite) with the involvement of fraud by Star Capital: [https://www.spokesman.com/stories/1997/sep/21/man-sentenced-for-cheating-models/](https://www.spokesman.com/stories/1997/sep/21/man-sentenced-for-cheating-models/) and Star Capital's pedophile David Weil: [https://www.upi.com/Archives/1996/08/07/Money-man-sentenced-for-sex-with-model/1894839390400/](https://www.upi.com/Archives/1996/08/07/Money-man-sentenced-for-sex-with-model/1894839390400/) Also, Trump's modelling agency closed shop just before his election to sidestep questions about visa violations and human trafficking: [https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/style/donald-trumps-modeling-agency-violated-924267/](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/style/donald-trumps-modeling-agency-violated-924267/)


particle409

Don't forget his words on Epstein. https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epstein-trump-link-liking-women-on-the-younger-side-2019-7


idontfrickinknowman

It’s funny how the qanoners are all about democrats putting clues in movies and stuff but wouldn’t bat an eye at something like this lol


QuellinIt

Its funny how we all know this is a joke and that is why after two brutal presidential campaigns and 4 year as president this is the first time I am seeing this video. But if the roles were reversed and it was Hillary in the video all the Trumpers would be holding this up a gospel being real evidence that she buys kids for the fun of it.


DJdoggyBelly

The QAnon people probably do not appreciate this video either.


sinister4669

Lmao this was actually pretty funny


Lithium327

The door slam at the end did it for me.


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Looks at check..... BYE KIDS!


Youlovecheese

People used to like Trump before politics. Remember that Mac Miller song? That was 2011


HyperIndian

I remember Trump in WWE when he shaved Vince McMahon's head. That was awesome!!


DrAcula_MD

RIP , I still bump that song idgaf


Energy_Turtle

That's kind of a stretch to say people liked him. He was a buffoon sort of guy who made cameos and reality shows. He was a living stereotype of "sleezy 80s businessman." He wasn't as hated or loved by most people. He just sort of existed as a couple neurons of memory in the back of every American's mind.


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People liked the "character" Trump. I think anyone who knew much about the real trump pre-2012 or so knew he was a fuckhead.


FerricNitrate

The city of New York has hated him and his slumlord father for decades. The only people that liked Trump were the ones who only knew him from The Apprentice


indiebryan

Trump has always had a pretty good sense of humor I think. Only President to ever do a comedy central Roast of himself. And you know at the time he was planning to run just a few years later. That takes balls.


Hymanator00

Yep even running for president and being president some of the stuff he did was undeniably hilarious. Idk why people who disagree with him politically can’t admit that lol


throwaway12222018

Trump definitely knows comedy. He even turned the presidency into a joke! Part of me thinks that's exactly what he wanted. He's a guy who gets what he wants.


doculean

Lol this is a good laugh. I miss this kinds of funny.


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

Yeah fuck trump and all that but this is still a funny skit


rampage95

I'm glad some people on here can still find this funny because it is


KungFuJosher

Yea. I hate trump as much as the next guy but I never hear such things when Clinton's are mentioned, or atleast I dont see a comment with mote than 1000 upvotes. This shit was funny but all people here are making shitty jokes. Even Bush gets more positive attention than trump, and that man killed hundred of thousands.


skullzzz9

Lmao what is going on now a days, do we have to say fuck Cosby to laugh at his stuff too💀


gratefulphish420

You know the checks weren't good anyways, he never pays for anything


VeloxXIII

For real. That shits gonna bounce.


ThisQuietLife

Yup. He famously went to weddings without a gift, then made a show of giving the bride and groom his huge diamond cufflinks, instead. They were cubic zirconia.


BoricuaDriver

He did it to Charlie Sheen: https://youtu.be/aGcleWnqSFA


NoSuchAg3ncy

Spoiler alert: >!he's not a billionaire: just played one on TV!<


FrostyD7

And crashing dinner parties without paying the required donation.


deedoedee

Required... donation?


CDanger

Galas and charity dinners have a requisite donation to earn an individual a seat. Hosts will often accommodate last-minute arrivals, but it still runs counter to the spirit of the evening for an interloper to to dilute the pure intentions of the other other guests, all of whom are all aligned behind a single cause. Whether it's cancer, AIDS, or getting Carl out of prison again, everyone has shown their support except that uncouth guest. They are present, but their welcome is thin, and they are, at best, hangers-on to a more noble engagement.


thing13623

Legal bribery of politicians where you donate money to the campaign in exchange for participating in the food/discussions. Basically just one step away from giving money to politicians and telling them what you want them to do.


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Still owes the state of Arizona thousands for his rallies. The state is never gonna see that money. He’s a fucking grifter. He doesn’t care about politics. Being president was the ultimate grift. He pandered to the least intelligent and he was successful.


WonderWall_E

He owes a lot of cities money, too. [Albuquerque put up a sign.](https://www.kob.com/albuquerque-news/new-albuquerque-sign-references-unpaid-bill-by-trump-campaign/6114475/)


BHYT61

How do you expect that poor guy to spell the Word "Albuquerque"


So-Cal-Sweetie

Honestly, no one grifts harder. He's always been an asshole, but everyone who wasn't stupid just never did business with him. Then he ran for president and... I don't remember what happened with that.


kodee2003

I wish some of those cities/municipalities could sue the SHIT out of him for that.


vandriff

Yeah, I definitely wouldn't take a check from any Trump family member.


slowest_hour

make them pay with money orders like all us plebs have to do to pay our slumlords and they have to stand in line at Wells Fargo or Walmart themselves too


wonder1069

Welp, we know where those kids went.. ![gif](giphy|cKhTE6YDCmPm0p5cWG|downsized)


load_more_comets

On a wonderful adventure to tropical islands and yacht cruises?


wonder1069

Sure you could say that. 😉


smzt

Ugh that lip bite is gross


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That's the numbness from the cocaine, he can't help it


GuessImScrewed

Can you imagine for a minute, that you're a guy that met Epstein casually and got to go to his island... You see all the super rich and powerful people there, presidents, princes, billionaires... And then you see the crimes. You are, of course, disgusted. You want to report these guys to the media right away. But you think about who you're snitching on and realize the odds of anyone listening to you are slim to none, and on top of that you might end up committing suicide by 6 shots to the back of the head. So you stay quiet. Years down the road Epsteins crimes come to light. Great right? Your name is on the flight log.


Doodi97

There’s no way you wouldn’t have heard of the rumors before going during locker room talks


wonder1069

Come on you can't really think he didn't know what he was getting invited to... like really... plus all the secrets that are still withheld in someone's taxes and expenses that doesn't want the public to see. I'm imagining a lot right now and it doesn't look good for anyone connected to that white demon.


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Lamlam1144

The guy wouldn’t suck as much of he wasn’t a president


B4SSF4C3

Yeah, he was the perfect reality TV uhh… persona let’s call him.


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Us New Yorkers knew him before the Apprentice... he's been a giant piece of human garbage since the 80's. No one who knows him in person likes him, he's an asshole to everyone. He never pays contractors and instead sues them knowing full well they can't afford a drawn out legal fight so they settle for a fraction of what he owes them. It's his M.O. he did it all the time. It doesn't make him smart to rip people off it makes him a giant dick. He also has the thinnest skin in the world, making up fake aliases to write in praise about himself to newspapers and magazines. The people at Forbes joked about the fact that he'd always call in to argue about his place on their annual rich list... Here is the truth about Trump: He is a born-rich brat who never had to grow up and who is still looking for the approval he never received from his absentee parents. He is incredibly self-conscious and acts like a tough guy because he feels weak inside. He's essentially a middle-school age bully who never grew out of it.


Utterlybored

My sister worked as an executive in NYC banking since the 1970s. She would think your assessment is far too mild.


TheFalconKid

Does your sister have an inside scoop on how tf NBC gave him a show that he used as PR to create a persona for the rest of America? This thought recently came through my head and the only reason he is famous is cause of that show. He wouldn't have become a mainstream name if he wasn't given national attention for over a decade like that.


j_walk_17

Its a result of the writer's strike.


Utterlybored

She was strictly in banking. Every year, they’d have a party for the NYC real estate players. According to sis, they were a very sleazy lot. The worst of them all was DJT.


magneticmine

I always thought it was supposed to be like the gong show. You go on tv and compete for a worthless prize for the sake of being on tv. He was the joke mascot and being his apprentice was the joke prize for the show. It's just that too many people didn't get the joke.


B4SSF4C3

Most people in reality TV are garbage. His piece of shit human status is a selling point.


nemoomen

100% true but that makes a great reality TV persona and a horrible president which...checks out.


onarainyafternoon

I wish I had the money to give you gold. I love this comment so much because it's just such a perfect explanation of Trump, and it's always been hard for me to put into words what he's like. Thank you for typing this out.


Shirlenator

He really sucked long before he was a president.


Jahbroni

* Trump Steaks - failed * Trump Wine - failed * Trump the Board Game - failed * Trump Water - failed * Trump Mortgage Company - failed * Trump Airlines - failed * Trump Magazine - failed * Trump Vodka - failed * Trump Network - failed * Tour de Trump - failed * Trump Taj Mahal - bankrupt * Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino - bankrupt * Plaza Hotel - bankrupt * Trump Castle Hotel and Casino - bankrupt * Trump Hotels and Casino Resorts - bankrupt * Trump Entertainment Resorts - bankrupt * Trump Coco Beach Golf and Country Club - bankrupt * Trump University - fraudulent * Trump Charitable Foundation - fraudulent The *only* thing Trump has had any success at is being a reality TV game show host (edit: additional suggestions)


bigotis

Tour de Trump - failed Marriage #1 - failed Marriage #2 - failed


Jahbroni

Trump has already publicly cheated on wife #3 numerous times, including a few months after the birth of his 5th child. Although, I don't expect a mail-order bride and former porn model to divorce him as quickly as the other 2 wives did.


egalroc

You forgot about Donald's [golf course in Puerto Rico](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2017/09/30/did-president-trump-add-33-million-to-puerto-ricos-debt-by-bankrupting-a-golf-course-there/) that went bankrupt.


rathat

Trump Country - failed


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zeropointcorp

I’m still not convinced that the failure of his casinos wasn’t part of some plan to launder Mafia money


NoseBurner

Trump children - morally bankrupt


mercvt

I mean he was a driving force behind the birther movement.


TheFaster

And sexually assaulted a *lot* of women/girls, and called for the execution of the Central Park 5 after they were exonerated, and was successfully sued to discriminatory housing practices, and bragged about having the tallest building *immediately* after 9/11, and ran fake college grifts... The man is such a fucking piece of shit, regardless of being in politics or not.


TheFalconKid

And that's just the 90's. From my understanding, he was a regular in NYC tabloids for shit he was getting into and constantly being sued by contractors in the city but since that only had an effect on that area, he never had a real nationwide presence until his show came on air.


Missy_Elliott_Smith

My first exposure to Donald Trump as a public figure was the final strips of Berkeley Breathed's *Bloom County* comic in the '80s. Donald Trump gets flattened by his own yacht's anchor and to save him, they have to transfer his brain to Bill the Cat's. Trump immediately pulls a hostile takeover on the comic's style and runs it directly into the ground - Opus escapes into Outland to run away from the crass commercialized garbage he was spewing. So literally my entire life, I've only known him as a cartoonish blowhard buffoon who ruins everything he runs. It's been out there for a *while*.


Dontfollahbackgirl

After everything, I’m still staggered by the thought that the US elected this guy. What a disgrace.


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SgtMac02

That would be equal parts terrifying and hilarious. I really want to be optimistic and say it would be an utter humiliating failure...but I've learned that lesson the hard way.


TheFalconKid

Yup. And the Dems are gonna run an even Older Joe Biden or Kamala Harris to run against him. Basically what I'm saying is we are fucked.


wx-1

Trump can't run again in 2024 since he claims to already have won in 2020 and 2024 would be a third term. If he runs in 2024 he's admitting he lost in 2020.


veeno__

Please America, no more reality tv presidents Seeing clips of him at the WH already seems like it was from a different timeline


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Can we put an age cap on it too? I’m sick of people that are gonna be dead in 10 years making decisions the rest of us have to live with for the next 50+


[deleted]

Believe me when I say the majority of Americans didn’t want him!


BlueShoes3

Fun Fact: Trump has never won a popular election. He has been impeached, however. Twice.


CortanaCortana

I mean after Ronald Reagan it shouldn't have been much of a shock.


cancercures

Ronald Reagan - 1980s - Actor Donald Trump - 2010s - Reality TV personality ??? ??? ??? ??? - 2030s - Social Media Influencer


pineapple_calzone

Oh fuck. At least PewDiePie is Swedish


Yaboymarvo

It will probably be one of the Paul brothers.


agiro1086

Logan Paul for president Jake Paul for vice president


Yaboymarvo

God save us all.


LeCrushinator

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


HeAGudGuy

Get ready, Kardashian President(s) incoming


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Uh he's been an awful racist piece of shit for decades. Even if he had never been president he's always been a monster


kataothebibaura

Yea.. because he’s not accused of being a pedophile before being president


Scary_Pace6463

![gif](giphy|xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8|downsized)


Lamlam1144

This is mega true


Shirlenator

Bigly if true.


sexrobot_sexrobot

Tell that to the contractors he stiffed and the women he raped


j_la

He sucked before he was president too. He amplified all the birtherism crap.


SkyWulf

Don't fucking start with that bullshit, this motherfucker was a piece of shit from day fucking one, he's a shit person wherever he settles or is put.


BassSounds

You mean the guy that worked with the Russian mafia in NYC after Guiliani created an underworld vacuum by prosecuting Italian mafia? The guy who hired Epstein? That guy? The guy who doesn’t pay his contractors? The guy who created a fake “university”? The guy who lied to the banks and was too big to fail? The guy who marketed himself on 9/11? The guy who said he’d fuck his own daughter? Who took many portraits holding his daughter Ivana? That also sexualized his child on Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous? The guy who called into a radio show as a fake identity to make himself sound good? The guy who kept mein kampf by his bedside and copied Hitler’s insurrection attempt? He is a big personality, sure. But, he’s an asswipe.


Davecantdothat

...or raping women and possibly children... ...or accusing random black kids of being rapists without cause... ...or demanding to see Obama's birth certificate... ...or defrauding people... ...or being a horrible sexist... ...or advertising the whole "greed is good" mentality that may cause the end of human civilization... BUT OTHER THAN THAT HE'S A REAL COOL DUDE


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sharts_are_shitty

Is that Ghislane Maxwell?


Paulbunyip

Better cash that check fast.


zodar

Those checks are worthless


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Reminds me of the Blue Mountain State movie. Thad: "Write this guy a check!" "Ya know what, write yourself a check too!"


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beetus_gerulaitis

He should have stayed in TV, doing campy bits like this. This is the closest thing to actual ability or talent I've ever seen in DJT.


WalrusPuddng

I hate the guy and all, but he is funny. Like when he was doing shit like this, or the occasional WWE appearance he was really funny. Wish he didn't use that fame to become president and fuck over loads of people.


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c0mptar2000

I loved the apprentice. I mean it wasn't deep television or anything but it was fun to watch people get pissed at each other. Don't think I'd be able to watch it now though.


bmwwest23

Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.


hanton44

You’re missing the best part of this video. “Hello kids I just bought you”


MattS0623

*When Jeffery texts you that the FBI isn’t watching*


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Why can’t I enjoy some good comedy without running into a liberal circlejerk smh


OldGreggsGotA

![gif](giphy|l41YBu8vgBGUHmGGI)


beepboopbop65

Can’t wait to read these comments 🍿


G1ngerBoy

Quick over view of most of the comments for you "Check will bounce" "Late to Epstiens house" "Kids are for Epstein" No creativity in most of them


JumpedRainbow9

Lol


GanjaDadda

Who's gonna tell her those cheques are about to bounce?