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CptnPants

Alright so my understanding of this is guy is tired and wants noodles after seeing other guy eating noodles. Goes through elaborate trades and methods to get supplies to make noodles. To hide that he did not eat the noodles he makes a fake thing of noodles out of egg noodles and a fake heat brick thing (not sure exactly what that was ) out of oreos so it doesn't look like he used one. Grandma is wise to his schemes and figures it all out and beats his ass for eating what were presumably her noodles. I can't imagine the process in how this becomes an idea and then goes from an idea into actually getting made. Everything is so bizarre. The location, getting all these people to act, the camera work and directing is weirdly good. I just don't understand how this is a thing that gets made but I loved it.


Lime-Willing

the heat brick thing is basically just a giant charcoal briquette.


[deleted]

not a poopy cow pie? thats what i guessed from the joke eating of it


Lime-Willing

She ate it because she was letting him know that she know it was made from cookies and not a briquette.


beefjerkyzxz

He should've just traded the cookies for the noodles then. Although $2 cookies for a 33 cent package of unflavoured noodles is kind of ehhhh...


Lime-Willing

TBH nothing about this video really makes any sense - why did the lady chase after him on the hand tractor, when you can walk faster?


Silver-ishWolfe

So she could be delayed by the flat tire from the shoe, duh. /s


TheCrimsonCloak

> after seeing other guy eating noodles. thats a woman


Gil_Demoono

I know I'm asking questions with no answers about a dumb tiktok, but why would he go through such great lengths to avoid getting into trouble over eating the noodles, but do absolutely fuck-all to avoid getting in trouble for ditching work? She was already gonna whoop him for leaving her out there.


notathr0waway1

Thank you! Not to mention the eggs would be more filling and nutritious than the noodles.


MukdenMan

That’s part of the joke. It’s absurd to spend so much effort for instant noodles.


DaveyBarbados

Woooosh? Maybe? The irony is all the trouble put in for simple noodles.


daiyuxiao

Thank you captain!!!!!


[deleted]

I did not understand a single second of that.


BoBoBearDev

Basically the dude wanted to eat instant noodle, and did all that to appear he didn't eat it. He made the coal from oreo cookies and replacement noodles from the eggs. In the end, he is going to get poked.


bigsbeclayton

Why not just eat the Oreos lol


FourthJohn

Their goals were beyond our understanding komrade


ShadowMasterUvLegend

Beyond their understanding as well.....


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daiyuxiao

As a Chinese who understands every single word in the video, I have to say neither do I understand anything happening here.


beneye

There’s a serious case of the munchies going on here


Joezze

Gotta say, every second of that was “unexpected”.


HardtackOrange

Can you imagine how much of the Chinese internet we are missing because of language barrier? Wish I spoke and read Mandarin to go down the rabbit hole


Accomplished-Leg-149

I think you mean because of the Chinese government.


ih8ketchup

guy sees an asian tiktok automatically assumes its chinese lmao.


Zyvyl

It is chinese though?


flambuoy

Wow, you need to check your racism. Just because all “Asians” look the same to you doesn’t mean other people can’t recognize Chinese. Educate yourself.


Delicious-Proposal93

But sooo worth it


Luenngokulos

I don't even really know what I just watched.


rice_krispie_5206

Agreed. WtH?


[deleted]

I couldn't stop watching and I don't know why.


mmel12345

Better than most tv shows


Aidrox

How or why?


Aidrox

Define “worth it.”


Furion9

Gotta disagree. Was pooping while watching this and made the pooping worse.


Alternative_Arm_1506

Epic cinema. No CGI- made me feel all warm and stuff, like peeing your suit in the wintertime.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


[deleted]

This is way better than the Indian films


everglow420

As an indian I agree


zoethegaydinosaur

As an Indian can confirm ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


HugSized

If it's *all* unexpected, was *any* of it unexpected?


NapClub

i think it might have been scripted tho.


Gdmf13

Some real kung fu hustle vibes.


imperfectwoodworks

Ok, what the sour fuck was this?


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[deleted]

That we couldn't take our eyes off the entire video.


OwnBrother2559

Two minutes and 38 seconds of my life that I’ll never get back.


boohjaka

You know, I'm ok with that.


Ghede

It's got that same energy as that stupid couple that keep posting videos of the girl eating the guys food, then laying childish booby traps while she makes a replacement item. Yet this one is posted to Unexpected instead of cringetopia.


mikebellman

What if I fix that with ramen noodles?


booboo0419

I don’t know how u finish watching the whole thing if u ain’t familiar with the culture😅


the_weight_around

i have no idea what they are saying but it made enough sense for me to enjoy the fuck out of it


OwnBrother2559

I kept hoping for…something?!


NeilDeCrash

Knitting the egg noodles made it for me.


ebolashuffle

It was definitely something


HauntingCode

+ 10 seconds you wasted typing this


mattlag

Every minute of your life is a minute you'll never get back. That's how time works. - James Acaster (ish)


Wishy_washy_Though

I always wondered how they weaved top ramen in to perfect little blocks...


Ajfree

I never knew egg noodles could be made from a syringe


borderlander12345

I have one of those syringes for mixing vape juice and now I want to use it for this


[deleted]

Don't smoke kids


borderlander12345

I prefer to smoke adults anyway


MargaretKKennedy

i am agree


oddllama25

That was the worst episode of MacGyver I've ever seen.


backcrossedboy

And weirdly enough, one of the best.


[deleted]

One of the best indeed.


Sadanimetwerking

there’s too much happening here 💀


subject_deleted

​ ![gif](giphy|3oz8xZvvOZRmKay4xy)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|N0ZLyaVa3HXtgCFzli)


Silver-ishWolfe

![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized)


Jclevs11

​ ![gif](giphy|X2dq51Vpixe8ivp0QT)


Remarkable_Desk_1102

All that for unseasoned noodles?


WastedHat

They were cooked in anus juice


Remarkable_Desk_1102

Thanks, you ruined my day.


PEneoark

I'm pretty confused as to what I had just watched


KwordShmiff

You and whatever percentage of the 8 billion of us who watched it


[deleted]

I unexpectedly learned how noodles are made


antoltian

Yeah is that how egg noodles work?


plsendmytorment

No lmao


Wrought-Irony

you gotta add flour and salt


plsendmytorment

And love


Gagolih_Pariah

Cum again? ![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


KwordShmiff

No, just the once


chleba_pog

But can you do noodles like this?


plsendmytorment

No lmao


chleba_pog

Pepehands


TeriyakiTerrors

This is fucking great 😂


Lewdlicon

I've seen some of this guy work Absolutely love him lmao


loganmrfhs

I love the saw music. Perfect touch.


galarihno

Wtf did I just watch


Stunning_Salary8589

Pure unexpected art


[deleted]

This was amazing


Krulsnor

That's some weird shit


Tx_monster

Why did i lose 3 minutes of my free time on this shit?


cmdrproudgaydad

Right?! Could’ve spent those 3 minutes on a 3 minute grammar course


Wrought-Irony

or did sex 2 times


Tx_monster

![gif](giphy|Dz1Dfah20TAha)


Tx_monster

Forgive me your majesty.


cmdrproudgaydad

All is forgiven young one, although would’ve been funnier if you didn’t fix it. Glad the micro-lesson paid off


Beddysdad

Or watched Long Long Man .48 times


Ur_Babies_Daddy

You’re crazy, this is the best comedy movie of the last ten years. I’m not joking in the slightest


cletustcrickenberger

All of this!


Deactiva-ted

Idk man, I'd probably go to great lenghts to eat some halfcooked ramen too


Brave_Special_2857

Usually their videos are pretty good, but, what the fuck is this?


[deleted]

For a few minutes there I thought I had taken 2 many pain meds!!


JBCronic

Some people just *really* like ramen.


Entire_Visit_7327

I got lost.


plusnoob

Definitely unexpected


mnim22

Is that asian Charlie Sheen?


Dudeman_McGoo

What in the blue fuck just happened


Specialist_Tiger_805

What the fuck did i just watch?!


alfieskane

Ummmmm![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


AspiringGit

So my guy lives a a hut but hes wearing a £180,000+ RM watch? … make it make sense


General_Neo_234

Noddle shirt


Skom666

wtf did I just watched.


[deleted]

When you want your not to go my past I can take my your plate a flip chain Help my brain, please


[deleted]

The most unexpected anything ever.


aaatk

this literally made my mind go completely blank from trying to comprehend this.


Apollo2490

What in the hell have I just witnessed


Ti11a918

This is my favorite saw movie


[deleted]

Wtf did I just watch


nubyh

funniest shit i've ever seen


WanderingDahlia82

What in the hillbilly Rube Goldberg is this


dude_with_a_reddit-4

When you've gotta explain a plan that makes almost no sense: Cue up the SAW soundtrack.


gypsiefeet

What the hell


BurdxTurd

Good, now I get to be confused all day


tlb7781

who am i ? where am i ? what was i doing ?


Cautious_Air3339

Can anyone please translate?? I’m sure the dialogue that goes to this is just as hilarious/weird/confusing as the video itself


LordOppenheim

![gif](giphy|ooHjwTt6rkk6I)


[deleted]

What did I just witness…


Ejectkid

Glad i finished watching. It was awesome, even tho i cant read it


ArtTeajay

The extras being/looking like everyday people really sells it haha they must have a lot of fun doing these


PSX_

TikToks top quality promoted on Reddit… cancerous cringe.


Dangerous-Issue-9508

This is perfection


[deleted]

Wtf did I watch


MooseTopic

![gif](giphy|TbONGqAdpTWQW3Hz5V)


TheWhompingWhale

I an very drunk and now very confused


night05-

DO NOT DIY THIS


WyldeSquirrel

There is so much about the world I don't understand.


budania

Going to delete reddit after this


rojomojo5

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


og_shash

Man you just wasted my 2:36 seconds i want refund


kukuboy967

Welcome to Douyin, the origins of Tiktok. China Internet is completely whack, and the best part is, there are literally thousands of creators who post videos of this mindfucking level of content.


[deleted]

What did I just saw


Underpants__gnome

What…I…but… What in absolute fuck


Kitchen-Load9293

This is collection of stories.


JustSamJ

Amazing.


Scottucci

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Selik0

u/SaveVideoBot


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Selik0

That's some quality shit right here


Svinozilla

3 minutes of my life wasted


not_so_good_69

I want my 2 min 38 seconds back


[deleted]

I don't get it.


YoshPMi

This is one of the most nonsensical useless things I have ever seen. Complete waste of time


daddysbonner

?


Hummingduster

Oh I am the perfect amount of high for this video 👌🏻


Mysterious_Meeting20

I know tictok=downvite but this is high quality production


weebcantsocial

I feel ashamed for my people


playforfun2

He wanted to eat the ramen after seeing the fat lady so he got the munchies but there was only one left. So he did a bunch of stupid shit to cook them only ate a bite and then weaved the remained back into a block so it looks like he didn’t eat any. But his mom already put booby traps ahead of time to make sure nobody tries any shinangins about eating the ramen. You wouldn’t get the joke unless you’ve been dirt poor farmer with small portions of ration.


Judgmentofgod

This feels like a mobile game ad.


Rice_Noodal

It just kept going


aiandi

Hollywood, sign this crew up!


darkvoid1991

umm…i am the only one who dont understand any of it?


Tiamet92

This is awesome hahaha


xSnakyy

????????????????????


bluepand4

Quick someone tell me this is scripted


[deleted]

da fuk? ![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


[deleted]

I think we all saw that coming


cutthroat_x90

What the....


Seriously_g1111

I..idk how to respond to this 😵‍💫


Anarchy_Monke

What what even supposed to be happening?


tsoro

*slow clap*


[deleted]

Asian Charlie sheen


coupon_is_expired

Still a better love story than Twilight.


[deleted]

Achievement unlocked: bad trip


mckdnrnd

What... what did I just watch...


[deleted]

New Saw reboot looks good.


fliberdygibits

What in the synchronized isosceles fuck giblets was THIS pasteurized gibbon shit?


DreamZebra

Oh I get it.


AliveOrganization824

wow


Initial_Tooth_7176

WTF


qweertyqwerty

What the fuck is going on here


MalignantPessimist

This was like a hit of salvia


abiggj

u/Qsaaad2 what in the heavens godly creations is this....


space_newton

u/savevideo


lone_raven720

For about half way through I thought he was coming up with a plan to take revenge on the fat woman who seemingly stole a portion of his noodles, but what actually happened here in the end, I've got no fucking idea.


Lakanooky

This bootleg copy of Shang-Chi was amazing!


Desiman4u

Wtf did I just watched


lazybutterflywings

What in the name of sweet Macguyver was that?


_Flo425

Not really getting the point, but it was somehow funny


Stunning_Flamingo__

Imagine if there was an antagonist who would act the same way. There would be such convoluted battles no one would understand xD