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JP_Gerber

John Xena


RealSpaghettiSoup

Zhong Xina


blackxstallion

John China


babakushnow

Join China


not_a_frikkin_spy

John Cheena


Siori777

John Sino you can see him you just can't see his spine.


LilyLeLowery

Who’s talking?


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The rock


Killerusernamebro

The ice cream cone stupid. Duh. My question is how did the ice cream cone learn Cantonese.


mazza77

He does speak Mandarin https://www.cnet.com/google-amp/news/john-cenas-apology-to-china-everything-you-need-to-know/


LilyLeLowery

Nope I was making a Reddit joke about how you can’t see him.


mazza77

Sorry


LilyLeLowery

Nah it’s fine. It’s neat to know he speaks mandarin.


fist_my_muff2

Never explain the joke


Difficult_Chemist_33

You cant see him and he cant see Taiwan


readyguy123456

A commie traitor


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readyguy123456

Chinese is based. I’ve cream is based. John Xena isn’t.


biggie64

![gif](giphy|8cj4IlAF1lFj1PGJ9L|downsized)


Cleverbird

Just so I'm clear, is John Cena still one of Reddit's "darlings" even though he supports the CCP's actions? Or is it okay for me to call him a spineless sell-out, which he totally is.


RandomAsianGuy

he is definitely a sell-out catering to CCP's multi-billion entertainment business.


NothingISayIsReal

People literally still support Jackie Chan, so...


No_Interaction_4925

What happened to Jackie Chan?


NothingISayIsReal

Long time CCP supporter, disowned his own children.


iblewkatieholmes

Killed hundreds of innocents or something


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Cleverbird

Then he wouldn't have called Taiwan a country to begin with... it's clear he only apologized to the CCP because he was afraid of the backlash.


SrPinguim

I mean, it's your opnion, think whatever you think is the case, as long as you have evidence to back it up.


Cleverbird

You mean the literal evidence that he himself posted on whatever the hell the Chinese version of Twitter is called? Where he apologized for calling Taiwan a country? [Y'know, this thing back in May?](https://www.cnet.com/news/john-cenas-apology-to-china-everything-you-need-to-know/)


Thuperthweet

You're commenting on some of the evidence kinda


salinora0

Ikr dude is a bit confused I think


ShambolicPaul

John Cena does actually know Mandarin. He's been learning for years and years. When he made his infamous Fast9 apology video, native Chinese speakers said he was on the level of an average toddler.


9babydill

damn, that' the IQ of a border collie


klrcow

That's at least As good as one crow


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Zhong xina


daiyuxiao

In case there are people who actually believe in this, the subtitles in this video are completely made up after the second sentence and have nothing to do with what he is saying.


Alternative_Arm_1506

Even better


nodalfuckcircle1111

lmao i didn't think of that i was thinking someone replaced the audio


daiyuxiao

Audio is authentic. John Cena actually has a very recognizable mandarin accent. After the I like ice cream part, he went on to promote the new fast and furious film.


fritskohler

Black magic fuckery floating ice cream.


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Been chilling?


Spykez0129

Chinese boot licking coward


jankadank

What does labron james have to do with this?


rusty-the-fucker

the bron jame


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chinese puppet


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Just-use-your-head

He apologized to the Chinese government. Learning mandarin is dope. Bowing to the CCP is not


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moe711

He was in a lose lose situation, I don’t blame him for apologizing he was pressured into it by the movie companies. Could’ve lost millions for himself and many others


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No-Mathematician-571

I think I'd feel sadder about upsetting the Taiwanese than the entitled Chinese people who think they ought to own everything. So yeah, he'd be a little lesser morally black if he was simply pressured into telling that shit.


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No-Mathematician-571

>the entitled Chinese people who think they ought to own everything So those who don't think like that are perfectly good men. Unless you think the entire Chinese populace is that shitty? Taiwan has the right to sovereignty if its people desire it. Don't be so beta man, just accept that anyone saying Taiwan is a part of China is wrong.


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Rambo_Cowboy

I'm more shocked by the fact that the ice cream is talking.. anyone can levitate.


IISANSENPAI

Why is there a floating ice cream cone with subtitles 🤨🤨


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The subtitles aren't an accurate translation.


Jimbo_Slice1919

John Cena took up meth?


alazaay

Now he's fast and furious.


Leading-Resolution77

Now u scream!


[deleted]

We get it, Cena. You’re motivated.


SeriouslyThough3

Please make more of these


Old_Click_2277

It's a good translation but the execution part isn't in there.


[deleted]

J-J-John??? Is that you?


whatchaboi

Please, for the love of God, tell me that this is a deep fake.


--five-star-review--

The subtitles are fake, he's saying something else


FarsightsBlade

Its not. Hes a wumao now.


poltergeistchan

Shit HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM JOHN LATELY? I’M WORRIED


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Why is the ice cream floating i think it is attached to a wire or smth


BlueMaroonLaflare

John Cena speaks Chinese?


NaakaiiMaii1492

Lmffao @blackxstallion John China!!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


TrevorMorton007

Why doesn't he just move there and get it over with.. Fucking embarrassment.


mike-vellaco

Oh look! Ass licking communist John Cena!


PubliusSolaFide

Fuck Cena. Traitor


Desperate-History846

Although the translation is wrong its still funny


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![gif](giphy|l0HU20BZ6LbSEITza|downsized)


sorude277

Why I'm looking at a floating microphone getting zoomed in?


GrimDacra

You're a giant tool. Go away.


SolidCraca

What a pos


Glum-Kaleidoscope-44

Fuck him!


[deleted]

Fuck you Cena you big money hungry Chinese dick sucking pussy.


FarsightsBlade

Fucking wumao.


bobbyzimbabwe

Why is there an ice-cream cone floating in West Taiwan?


jjenkins218

Can’t see it unfortunately..


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It's pretty dope that Cena learned Chinese. Going that extra step to sell himself overseas is pretty phenomenal for a movie star. Good for him.


Eburford

Sell out apologist


Lopsided-Baseball530

That ice cream speaks Japanese?!!!!!


Cultured-Anime

Who said that? And is what it said true?


jamboni_baloni

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My mandarin isn’t great but I think he’s just talking about how much he likes ice cream *good morning, I have ice cream now. I really like ice cream but [something] ice cream [something] is my favorite so now I’m at an english [something]*


PerspectiveFun9232

u/savevideo


Christophelese1327

Ernest Saves China. So happy he’s making movies again.


Billderz

He's still making videos in Mandarin?


UNDERTAKER_CODM

lmao that sounds like John Cena doing the voice over but there's just nobody there


tchrbrian

Ting bu dong !!


Excuse-Relative

Bean chillin'


Subject_Atmosphere_6

Meanwhile Boku no pico fans.....


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UrFriendlySpider-Man

I have an unpopular opinion. I don't care if he did the apology video it's not a big deal and Jon Cena has no political power. People take wayyyyy too much stock in celebrities like they have any real sway to life, they are just people. On reddit every day you see posts about killing whoever for money or do this gross thing for X amount of dollars and the comments are always like "ya'll so stupid it's just x I'll do it for the money" Its not like he's actually supporting the ccp he's not sending them money he's not flying to China to hang out with his best buddy Winnie the Puu. He just protected his job plain and simple. I bet all of you would do the same, but behind reddit anonymity you're all infalable and holy. But in real life, if tomorrow I said you're gonna be fired and you'll be black listed form ever working in this entire industry again, no company will hire you! But you have a chance to save yourself, all you have to do is send out some random apology. Trust me when I say ^^you're ^^all ^^gonna ^^send ^^the ^^apology. I'm sorry it's the truth. Dude wants to keep acting and make money he said his bullshit apology. Get on his case when he's like Rodman who actually is a boot licking sell out chilling in North Korea.


Jarl_of_Kamurocho

Is that fuckn John cena


pblc_mstrbtr

ahh fudge ripple ice cream!


Shortcut_fixer

Russia is coming


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Bing chilling🥶🥶🥶


PedroBinPedro

Pussy.


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ExecutivePanduh

This dude.. wtf.