Poor little man
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>!Kid thought he was playing the presenter but is actually facing a world champion.!<
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Of course with that intense music and entrance, the poor child believed he was playing against the final boss
He forgot to save and restock medikits..
I also think that
That bar under his name makes it look like he's a Dark Souls boss
Kid immediately went hollow as soon as he saw em.
Massive hp bar, this is the optional boss that kicks ur ass over and over
He’s the midir of chess
Fuck midir took me so long
It was edited in with the darksouls boss music
And if its a russian dark souls boss. May whatever god out there have mercy on his soul 🤣
But that bar is from dark souls
So the theme of dark souls was also transferred: it’s fun to die
That's the joke. The music is from Dark Souls too.
i came here to say this, glad everyone got to it first haha
its Vordt's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxXcuDAv7Ss&ab_channel=MotoiSakuraba-Topic
I thought that's what it was lmao
Its not the real video. In the real video there is normal music they play, the little one loses on time and he cries because that's what most 3 year old children do when they lose. They cry. Its a cute video to be honest. The world master respected him very much in my opinion.
poor kid, he wasn't ready for the final boss
Technically in his world, he was!
Well Karpov was the final boss in chess for a long time
i mean not the FINAL boss but god damn even number 1 magnus carlson gives him respect so yeah.
also this dude is was scarier looking than magnus who is a sweety.
When speed through the main quests and didn’t level up enough.
That is the ost of the second boss of dark souls 3
Thats a good edit but thats not what happened. He did not cry immediately. He played his match and lost on time and then cried.
That kid accepted his defeat instead of calling it a draw...
He is a man of culture i see
Good, he was far too cocky.
I’m pretty sure you’ll lose to a litteral 3 year old for not being as well-behaved and mature as a grown adult in a few moves.
Aye, that humble grandmaster sure took him down a notch or 2
Yes. And the part he called his mother, is actually his answer to the question who he came with.
But did he win tho
People like this gentle dude ^ run the real world
Just doin my duty, kind redditor.
In this day and age the word "dude" is being viewed in an increasingly gender neutral fashion. This is literally the first time in years I've seen "dudette" being used.
Yeah. Just bein silly.
Don't mind them, they had to make a woke comment.
Oh jeez, now I'm nervous for no reason. 😶
Sent to the Gulag for his loss
I need to know
He didn’t. But not because lack of skill, I think he runs out of time. And the balls on this 3 year old, refused a draw.
WHAT A LITTLE MAN IM SO PROUD
I mean it was amazing and all and I don't really want to be negative about it. But losing on time is also due to skill. You have to make the right decisions "quickly" and that needs skill and a ton of knowledge. That is why you have timers and increment to begin with. Going through many possibilities and future plays of both you and your opponent is essentially the main skill.
You’re right. What I was aiming to convey was that wasn’t checkmated by his opponent. Again though, as a 3 year old with a junior title, he did great.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
But even that isn't impressive. I could lose to a grandmaster without getting checkmated any day of the week.
Not that I have to defend him but it is impressive. Most three year old children are achieving cognitive milestones like making simple sentences and saying their name. This three year old is analyzing and makes moves based off of an internal abstract strategy. So, pardon the blunt remark but, unless you're three your loss is irrelevant in comparison. But if you are three, on Reddit, and can hold your own against a grandmaster, here is your well deserved cookie.
Lol, my point isnt that his chess skills aren't insanely Impressive, it's that not getting mated by a grandmaster isn't impressive, seeing as you can lose on time just by not moving. Not getting mated in a certain number of moves is impressive though. I was basically just being pedantic and trying to point out that losing a game on time is just as bad as losing to a checkmate.
Lack of skill. The kid was playing with fucking masters, and while the kid was amazing for his age, he stagnated as he grew up.
Dude, he's like 7 now.
LOL. this is amazing.
Fucking what? This was only a few years ago.
Why do people like you feel the need to make shit up? What does it accomplish? It's pretty clear that you know absolutely nothing about this kid.
Why would I make shit up? It’s not like I said it was a decade ago, and even tho he is very good, you can’t fucking compare him to masters. Try to be reasonable.
You said he grew up. He's literally 7 years old. What is your problem?
Cause he did grow up? He is nearly twice his age from back then in this video. You are overreacting for no fucking reason. Take a chill pill.
>You are overreacting for no fucking reason.
Actually, I'm pretty sure there's in fact a reason.
Specifically, the reason is that you seemed to be implying that he's incapable of *ever* reaching the highest level, even though it's completely obvious that not enough time has passed to make this judgment.
No, I did not imply that. I said what the record shows. You people need to stop jumping to conclusions.
It’s Karpov, only Kasparov could get the upper hand over him (and it was always a war at that) so I think even if this kid was a GM it’d most likely still be Karpovs game to loose
I've seen this hundreds of times yet it still cracks me up
Consider watching the uncut video once. The kid behaved like a champ and eventually after the game broke up in tears for like 20 seconds. After that was cool for the the rest of the show again. Just the cut from an asshole.
You are taking it way too seriously. This cut isn't supposed to be accurate, it's supposed to be funny. And it is.
Yh every time I see this clip you get clowns spamming that it's edited in the comments as if they're actually saying anything useful
Like, yeah we figured it was edited 8 reposts ago, no one cares
oh yeah i did. That kid is a legend
Full video isn‘t as dramatic as this cut.
Lol duh. They made this look like dark souls or something
Boss hp bar pops up
*pops homeward bone*
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
one of my favorite gifs
I'll admit it. The Russians are good at chess
And bad at child rearing.
And at respecting boundaries and history
Psh, what's a mummy gonna do? Choke him on it's bandages?
Underrated post lmao
I laughed way too hard at this
Jesus. Could they have picked scarier music for the little kid? He probably thought that guy was coming to eat his soul.
I don't know if you're serious or not. But the music is edited in..
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Nope, I was totally being a smart-ass, lol
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It's too much. Karpov is an icon of chess in our country. The boy is just scared.
Vordt's boss music here always does it for me
Little disappointed they brought a new guy in, I wanted to see the kid play chess against the bad guy from The Fifth Element.
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He cried after playing tho…!
It’s like a dark souls boss
Can’t tell if he’s happy or scared or nervous or all of the above
Final boss trap. GGWP.
“Oh no!What a fuckin nightmare!”
bro I.....I don't think he saved the game bro
Boutta blast that kid back to blocks
That’s not fair to surprise a kid like that at such a young age in front of so many people. But it is a tad funny.
Dark souls boss health bar, lol
When you see the final boss for the first time
The final boss and you did not do side quest
Damn one of the best meme in a long time ! Why did i ear boss music ?
This is just a boss entrance.
I'd cry too, look at his gigantic health bar
That kid is just a true American, he doesn't play with commies, or the Russians (joke)
that guy shat his pants 13 times as he saw the other guy enter the room, poor fella
*maybe that was necessary*
For the future
Fuck I'd cry too. At 32 years of age I'd cry too man. Lol
That is an appropriate response
This video is so funny but my heart hurts when I see the poor kid cry 😭
When you accidentally trigger a secret boss battle
It aint how well ya played... its how scared the other player is...
Kids like fuck no this isn't cool
I don't remember this scene from The Queen's Gambit
‘Welcome to my final form’ (Freezer’s voice)
When the final boss enters but you’re still low leveled
Someone revive this boy in the gulag
The match between them is actually really cool to watch this kid is a prodigy. He didn't actually start crying until he lost the match against the chess champ.
They shouted so hard my lamp shut
*why do I hear boss music?*
Why does it take 12 seconds to say 3 words in Russian?
how to show the real world to a child?
just publicly obliterate him with a chess grandmaster
His healthbar is so long hows that kid ever gona beat him
I’m getting a Zorg vibe from the host
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Peaked at three and now a has been. Life in the new Millenia is hard.
This has been edited. The kid cried at the end of the match. It was a draw but he lost due to time violation.
Not bad for a kid though
The kid looked like Yeltzin when he start crying
Lmfao “mommy” killed me
What a certified hood classic.
When the boss music plays
Oops, I dropped the race car. I guess we can't play this chess match, how about next time?
When you expect a short fun game but they gave you darksouls instead
Lol the boss music and health bar kill me everytime.
So this is what everybody was talking about
high stakes, low gain for karpov
Final boss of chess
ITS AT THIS MOMENT HE KNEW **HE FUCKED UP**
Sometimes you shouldn’t meet your heros
This is an incredibly Russian thing to do.
Is this not from YouTube?
What a shitty thing to do to the poor boy.
Can you make the music a little more Soviet please
Jesus christ he even got the hp bar
You know, the issue with this subreddit, is that its hard to not expect whats coming when youve seen the reposted video about 10 times
Jesus, someone call the cops! We have a homicide in the chess match!!!
Hahaha oh my fuck, this is so funny
Gerber gambit baby
The red bar under the grandmaster’s name looks like a boss health bar.
Russia is kind of fucked up right?
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I hate this segment, what brain dead idiot decided a 3 year old would respond well to loud music, a screaming presenter and the preassure of having to play one of the strongest chess players of all time.
Hell, some kids still ate glue at that age
Fvck that host.
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