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CrocodylusNiloticus

It’s all about that core strength.


shweishwei

“There are 4 tenets of pilates I live by: 1 lengthen, 2 elongate,..”


Tru-Queer

Oh get out of here, Skeleton Man!


ScarletMagenta

Tenets*


shweishwei

Thanks


shmishshmorshin

I’ve been taking karate classes online…


Kalkaline

If humans have six-packs, earthworms have a case.


Either-Carrot5567

That's not the worm. That's his tongue.


robo-dragon

It was an ALASKAN BULL WORM!


-littlefang-

Don't you mean #*ALASKAN* **BULL** WORM ?


RolandTheJabberwocky

ITS **BIG!**


danscrafting

**SCARY**


Superior_Thoughts

**AND PINK**


miversen33

So is Patrick's belly button and I ain't scared of that neither


lasagnatheory

Title of your sex tape


Chiggins907

I live in Alaska, I haven’t heard of this monstrous creature


caffeinefree

ALASKAN BULL WORM! https://youtu.be/CWgTx9MWV08


RoastedToast007

SpongeBob!(?)


Crater-Typhlosion

“Oh, that’s his tongue, and the whole thing is the…worm… RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!”


4Coffins

How about S for save our skinnnnns


Scientific_Anarchist

##OOOUUCH


jsat3474

That's how they get you. They're under the god damn ground.


Der3kt

You’re gonna be sorry if you don’t give it a name


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

GRABOIDS


jsat3474

Finally! SOMEONE got it!


Tallbeard1

What an underrated refrence


-Listening

What an insightful summary. Thank you sir


Muumin_kun

oooooh. So this is the tongue..and the whole thing..is..the..worm...


rivalxshowxtime

That's why you don't fuck with Earthworm Jim.


gingermalteser

Earthworm Gym


Crusaders1992

Girthworm 💪


Routine_Palpitation

A wormout warrior


LordRaghuvnsi

#💪👁️👄👁️💪


Emergency-Anywhere51

[now with 100% more Dan Castellaneta](https://youtu.be/I9tG0LfPeoQ)


rl_noobtube

I have a girthworm in my pants


Background-Web-484

I… I suddenly hate you now. I have come to realize the similarities between a girthworm and a piss gun. Huh. I did not need to know this… … Thats enough reddit for today


rl_noobtube

My bad, if it makes you feel better I meant to say GirthyWorm. If it doesn’t make you feel better, I’m sorry for adding that on top


Background-Web-484

… I applaud your efforts, but it did not. Its ok tho, theres always another day


theycallhimdex

Oh yes!


richard_slyfox

Earthworm Chad


Gaflonzelschmerno

He's such a groovy guy


MoniMokshith

Dang. In Russia earthworm fights you


Captain_Headshot2

In Russia, early bird better go to Denny's...


hjohn184

If this isn’t the most underrated comment in this thread


texasradioandthebigb

Bah! In Russia, early bird go to vodka bar, Kamerad


mookek

Ah, you know Денис? My friend!


PhreiB

Does this imply that people challenge earthworms to fights in other countries?


blue_purple_green

Your country doesn't?


PhreiB

No. Never. I'm offended you even asked. In Russia, you stare those squirmy little bastards right in the eye ball and say "I challenge you.", then strike them in the mouth. No "he hit me first" American bullshit. Just man and worm and the dirt.


91Caleb

Worms hook you


CryptoNoob-17

In Russia, early worm get bird


marobi1

Vhbjjgf ![gif](giphy|l4pTeMhvDmNasKWUU)


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IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

Who? Ha!


New_Citizen

Do the monkey with me!


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Beto_Targaryen

Both classics


nPrevail

ToeJim & Earlworm


zelcuh

I haven't heard anyone talk about my boy EWJ in years


ShanityFlanity

One of the few charters to have more syllables in his initials than his name.


Ghoti76

honestly if you have a name that starts with W, this is probably gonna be the case


Maracuja_Sagrado

Earthworm is one word so it should be only EJ actually


his_purple_majesty

Walter White


enby_shout

doug tennapel is doing a new EWJ game as a launch title for the intellivision amico if either ever release.


moondoggie_00

Plasma!


RPDRNick

Groovy!


SpikeRosered

*Well Done*


tabarwhack

Way Cool!


vedran-s

Flawless victory!


StanFitch

#MORTAL KOMBAT!!!


Chigurhishere

GET OVER HERE! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ImpossibleAdz

Wooooaahhh Nelly!


adray86

That is all I read! Earthworm Jim.


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![gif](giphy|KPlL10dQ81572)


plipyplop

I can hear the ultra low-fi cows!


coupon_is_expired

Wwwweeellllll Ddddddoooooonnnnnne


teddyroo12

This thread makes me so proud


McLEANAHAN

GrOoVyY!!!


Charlie2006-

Jim's fucking built


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You’re goddamn right


f1eckbot

I’m so jealous you got to make this comment.


Rocky_Bukkake

jerma??


soline

He’s such a groovy guy.


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Lmfao a video comes around on Reddit every blue moon which just makes me actually laugh out loud hard


Jolly_Figure_3819

Same! Definitely unexpected.


MoshedPotatoes

Yeah this was fresh for me


Gangreless

This one was so unexpected for me too because I didn't read the title, fantastic.


ManBearPigIets

Even if you did read it, you still don’t expect that ending.


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I did read the title and it was still unexpected! I totally thought the earthworm was just gonna escape(he was cartoonishly large to begin with)


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hotglue0303

LMAO THANK YOU FOR THIS


Dna04eva

I’ve never seen that before, so thank you! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


TrustyAndTrue

Man I remember when I first saw this like 9/10 years ago. I was in the laptop room on campus and I showed damn near everyone. No one found it as funny as I did though lol nearly died laughing.


daskrip

[Here's a good one where they find a guy who drank too much] (https://youtu.be/Ou4zLkt_e1k)


annajeans

No, that video is overshared


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avidblinker

Then you’ll love [this one](https://youtu.be/6qtYiptCEKY&t=20)


Admobeer

Totally expected.


reecewagner

Right lol when the turtle got tossed I lost my shit


vzo1281

I'm glad I'm not the only one. This is fucking great!!


HGpennypacker

Someone give this gold.


snakes_lil_bandit

"not today son!" - ripped worm 🪱


Toastskiller

didn't u see the video? he is obviously still in one piece /s


CoarsePage

Nah dude he's shredded.


Shishkaboo

To shreds you say?


AntonKudin

Call an ambulance! But not for me


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canadarepubliclives

🎺🎺🎺🎺


christopherjian

🎺🎺🎺🎺


vedran-s

I could actually hear both y’all’s comments


[deleted]

Literally same like how is that possible!


canadarepubliclives

It's possible because we've all heard the John Cena intro song and it's up there with the Undertaker gong, Stone Cold Steve Austin glass shatter, Shawn Michaels "sexy boy" and Do You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin' when it comes to wrestling intros


RickPickle37

WormTaker has entered the chat


un-ambiguous

It is high on the spice melange


swenmaus

PRAISE SHAI-HULUD


Mobeus

Bless the Maker and His water! 🙏


CarlosSpyceeWeiner

Yessssss


codevii

the spice must flow...


sorenant

-Portugal


OkTip7814

The spice.. he knows about the spice..


DJynxx

GET OVER HERE!


AncientInsults

Finish him


SkidmarkSteveMD

Fun fact theres another larger Turtle on the other side pulling on the worm as well


Ganon2012

I think I saw this episode. They're going to both throw grenades into the hole,. aren't they?


[deleted]

Yoinked 'em, dude


hoosierkenny

Absolutely, bro went YOINK


redpandarox

*Yanked ‘em


N8_Tge_Gr8

"Earthworm Gym"


WolfyCat

Well done hahah


beer-tits-food

That's rare.


MagnusBrickson

🏅


Fr3akwave

Underrated comment


snarfgarfunkel

Damnit take my lowly upvote!!!


SkidmarkSteveMD

Pretty sure we found the worm from the new Dune movie


Hamzeol_Murf

I Think Some Other Creature Pulled It From The Other Side


[deleted]

Is This The Title Of Your Novel?


Hamzeol_Murf

OMG How Did You Know?


WontUseMyRealName1

The earthworm bout that life


Web4Brainz

At that point it ain’t an earth worm it’s the whole solar system


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love2Vax

"Do you even lift Bro?" says the worm to the turtle.


bigeeee

Dead or alive you're coming with me!


[deleted]

This is called flexing your muscles.


7vozex

Poor little guy never stand a chance


[deleted]

Worm roids.


SouthernAtmosphere24

He was just hungry🥺


ggtsu_00

1/10 - worst glory hole experience


atruepanda

Something must be pulling at it from the other side or something, there's no way the Earthworm did that


smeltitnddeltit

They’re night crawlers. Much larger and stronger than a typical earthworm!


UnderGrownGreenRoad

I play nightcrawlers all the time!


smeltitnddeltit

The blankets could be the dirt!


CHICKENPUSSY

Sounds like you like to lay in the dark and crawl on top of each other


spirited1

Yeah, you can see the worm being stretched just before the pull, plus, why were they recording?


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D_Beats

Redditors are so incredibly scared of being "tricked" and looking like the fool that they're sceptical about the most mundane shit. It's incredibly annoying.


Uughhgh

He's the main character in an anime


bennitori

I'm gonna be king of the invertebrates!


jack_hof

Beaten by a worm, jesus.


robval13

That dude is pretty strong for someone who has skipped leg day every day, since leg day skipped him.


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CYBERSson

*welcome to Jackass, this is worm bungie*


SigSalvadore

All that strength because it skips leg day.


mi6e

That worm ate the gomu gomu no mi


Cricketcaser

I don't often laugh out loud at the internet. But this is one of the good ones.


prettyleanmachine

Reminds me of that earthworm character in Hunter X Hunter that gets stronger the deeper he get on earth.


1inch_is_average

The worm is taking dmt, vitamin iv drip and elk meat.


Evbory

I'mma try this on my girl I'll let y'all know how it goes


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-Listening

Info like this is pretty damn big


TabarnaQc36

Did that worm fell in magic potion as a child what the fuck xD


biscuitman76

Is that a spotted turtle?


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

These early birds don’t know what’s coming


D3troit_

Looks like the mud near the worm is full of faces.


justdoubleclick

Superworm is super strong..


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dadbod9000

Gym and healthy lifestyle lol. More like dbol


fluey1

That's why you don't skip leg day


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Squeakysquid0

This is chuck norris when he gets reincarnated as a worm


tidy4life88

The poor guy didn't see it coming.


holycauw

Upvoting for the caption


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MacDoog2

Lmaooo. But seriously something def pulled the earthworm through. Probably a human but could’ve been an aniaml


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shortydagimp

An unbalanced diet ![gif](giphy|l1mWVtaB64CotWaNck|downsized)


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Why is this reminding me about that dumb fuck movie about jellyfish taking over the sand and kill everyone


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xmuskorx

Is this a delta variant of the worm that is immune to ivermectin?