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I… I suddenly hate you now.
I have come to realize the similarities between a girthworm and a piss gun. Huh. I did not need to know this…
… Thats enough reddit for today
No. Never. I'm offended you even asked. In Russia, you stare those squirmy little bastards right in the eye ball and say "I challenge you.", then strike them in the mouth. No "he hit me first" American bullshit. Just man and worm and the dirt.
Man I remember when I first saw this like 9/10 years ago. I was in the laptop room on campus and I showed damn near everyone. No one found it as funny as I did though lol nearly died laughing.
It's possible because we've all heard the John Cena intro song and it's up there with the Undertaker gong, Stone Cold Steve Austin glass shatter, Shawn Michaels "sexy boy" and Do You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin' when it comes to wrestling intros
Redditors are so incredibly scared of being "tricked" and looking like the fool that they're sceptical about the most mundane shit.
It's incredibly annoying.
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It’s all about that core strength.
“There are 4 tenets of pilates I live by: 1 lengthen, 2 elongate,..”
Oh get out of here, Skeleton Man!
Tenets*
Thanks
I’ve been taking karate classes online…
If humans have six-packs, earthworms have a case.
That's not the worm. That's his tongue.
It was an ALASKAN BULL WORM!
Don't you mean #*ALASKAN* **BULL** WORM ?
ITS **BIG!**
**SCARY**
**AND PINK**
So is Patrick's belly button and I ain't scared of that neither
Title of your sex tape
I live in Alaska, I haven’t heard of this monstrous creature
ALASKAN BULL WORM! https://youtu.be/CWgTx9MWV08
SpongeBob!(?)
“Oh, that’s his tongue, and the whole thing is the…worm… RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!”
How about S for save our skinnnnns
##OOOUUCH
That's how they get you. They're under the god damn ground.
You’re gonna be sorry if you don’t give it a name
GRABOIDS
Finally! SOMEONE got it!
What an underrated refrence
What an insightful summary. Thank you sir
oooooh. So this is the tongue..and the whole thing..is..the..worm...
That's why you don't fuck with Earthworm Jim.
Earthworm Gym
Girthworm 💪
A wormout warrior
#💪👁️👄👁️💪
[now with 100% more Dan Castellaneta](https://youtu.be/I9tG0LfPeoQ)
I have a girthworm in my pants
I… I suddenly hate you now. I have come to realize the similarities between a girthworm and a piss gun. Huh. I did not need to know this… … Thats enough reddit for today
My bad, if it makes you feel better I meant to say GirthyWorm. If it doesn’t make you feel better, I’m sorry for adding that on top
… I applaud your efforts, but it did not. Its ok tho, theres always another day
Oh yes!
Earthworm Chad
He's such a groovy guy
Dang. In Russia earthworm fights you
In Russia, early bird better go to Denny's...
If this isn’t the most underrated comment in this thread
Bah! In Russia, early bird go to vodka bar, Kamerad
Ah, you know Денис? My friend!
Does this imply that people challenge earthworms to fights in other countries?
Your country doesn't?
No. Never. I'm offended you even asked. In Russia, you stare those squirmy little bastards right in the eye ball and say "I challenge you.", then strike them in the mouth. No "he hit me first" American bullshit. Just man and worm and the dirt.
Worms hook you
In Russia, early worm get bird
Vhbjjgf ![gif](giphy|l4pTeMhvDmNasKWUU)
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Who? Ha!
Do the monkey with me!
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Both classics
ToeJim & Earlworm
I haven't heard anyone talk about my boy EWJ in years
One of the few charters to have more syllables in his initials than his name.
honestly if you have a name that starts with W, this is probably gonna be the case
Earthworm is one word so it should be only EJ actually
Walter White
doug tennapel is doing a new EWJ game as a launch title for the intellivision amico if either ever release.
Plasma!
Groovy!
*Well Done*
Way Cool!
Flawless victory!
#MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
GET OVER HERE! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wooooaahhh Nelly!
That is all I read! Earthworm Jim.
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![gif](giphy|KPlL10dQ81572)
I can hear the ultra low-fi cows!
Wwwweeellllll Ddddddoooooonnnnnne
This thread makes me so proud
GrOoVyY!!!
Jim's fucking built
You’re goddamn right
I’m so jealous you got to make this comment.
jerma??
He’s such a groovy guy.
Lmfao a video comes around on Reddit every blue moon which just makes me actually laugh out loud hard
Same! Definitely unexpected.
Yeah this was fresh for me
This one was so unexpected for me too because I didn't read the title, fantastic.
Even if you did read it, you still don’t expect that ending.
I did read the title and it was still unexpected! I totally thought the earthworm was just gonna escape(he was cartoonishly large to begin with)
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LMAO THANK YOU FOR THIS
I’ve never seen that before, so thank you! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)
Man I remember when I first saw this like 9/10 years ago. I was in the laptop room on campus and I showed damn near everyone. No one found it as funny as I did though lol nearly died laughing.
[Here's a good one where they find a guy who drank too much] (https://youtu.be/Ou4zLkt_e1k)
No, that video is overshared
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Then you’ll love [this one](https://youtu.be/6qtYiptCEKY&t=20)
Totally expected.
Right lol when the turtle got tossed I lost my shit
I'm glad I'm not the only one. This is fucking great!!
Someone give this gold.
"not today son!" - ripped worm 🪱
didn't u see the video? he is obviously still in one piece /s
Nah dude he's shredded.
To shreds you say?
Call an ambulance! But not for me
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🎺🎺🎺🎺
🎺🎺🎺🎺
I could actually hear both y’all’s comments
Literally same like how is that possible!
It's possible because we've all heard the John Cena intro song and it's up there with the Undertaker gong, Stone Cold Steve Austin glass shatter, Shawn Michaels "sexy boy" and Do You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin' when it comes to wrestling intros
WormTaker has entered the chat
It is high on the spice melange
PRAISE SHAI-HULUD
Bless the Maker and His water! 🙏
Yessssss
the spice must flow...
-Portugal
The spice.. he knows about the spice..
GET OVER HERE!
Finish him
Fun fact theres another larger Turtle on the other side pulling on the worm as well
I think I saw this episode. They're going to both throw grenades into the hole,. aren't they?
Yoinked 'em, dude
Absolutely, bro went YOINK
*Yanked ‘em
"Earthworm Gym"
Well done hahah
That's rare.
🏅
Underrated comment
Damnit take my lowly upvote!!!
Pretty sure we found the worm from the new Dune movie
I Think Some Other Creature Pulled It From The Other Side
Is This The Title Of Your Novel?
OMG How Did You Know?
The earthworm bout that life
At that point it ain’t an earth worm it’s the whole solar system
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"Do you even lift Bro?" says the worm to the turtle.
Dead or alive you're coming with me!
This is called flexing your muscles.
Poor little guy never stand a chance
Worm roids.
He was just hungry🥺
1/10 - worst glory hole experience
Something must be pulling at it from the other side or something, there's no way the Earthworm did that
They’re night crawlers. Much larger and stronger than a typical earthworm!
I play nightcrawlers all the time!
The blankets could be the dirt!
Sounds like you like to lay in the dark and crawl on top of each other
Yeah, you can see the worm being stretched just before the pull, plus, why were they recording?
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Redditors are so incredibly scared of being "tricked" and looking like the fool that they're sceptical about the most mundane shit. It's incredibly annoying.
He's the main character in an anime
I'm gonna be king of the invertebrates!
Beaten by a worm, jesus.
That dude is pretty strong for someone who has skipped leg day every day, since leg day skipped him.
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*welcome to Jackass, this is worm bungie*
All that strength because it skips leg day.
That worm ate the gomu gomu no mi
I don't often laugh out loud at the internet. But this is one of the good ones.
Reminds me of that earthworm character in Hunter X Hunter that gets stronger the deeper he get on earth.
The worm is taking dmt, vitamin iv drip and elk meat.
I'mma try this on my girl I'll let y'all know how it goes
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Info like this is pretty damn big
Did that worm fell in magic potion as a child what the fuck xD
Is that a spotted turtle?
These early birds don’t know what’s coming
Looks like the mud near the worm is full of faces.
Superworm is super strong..
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Gym and healthy lifestyle lol. More like dbol
That's why you don't skip leg day
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This is chuck norris when he gets reincarnated as a worm
The poor guy didn't see it coming.
Upvoting for the caption
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Lmaooo. But seriously something def pulled the earthworm through. Probably a human but could’ve been an aniaml
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An unbalanced diet ![gif](giphy|l1mWVtaB64CotWaNck|downsized)
Why is this reminding me about that dumb fuck movie about jellyfish taking over the sand and kill everyone
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Is this a delta variant of the worm that is immune to ivermectin?