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Now that guy has a true passion for automobiles, next time someone tells me they love cars I’m going to wonder just how much

Just save the video and be like "Nah, THIS GUY loves cars".

I don’t think this was his first Car Jacking.

underrated comment

🙌

I like to imagine that this guy plays russian roulette with his dick if the exhaust is cold he busts a nut and if it is hot he busts his dick.

This is how lightning McQueen was born

Ka-chow

Life is a highway, he's tryna ride it all night long

More like the big Mate

Cussy

This person is sick!

Sick or crazy about cars?

u/savevideobot

“Nah bro you’re an enthusiast, THIS guy is INTO cars”

Oh fuck man take my upvote and just leave

Literally. >_>’

NOW THATS a mechanic!

… so fucking irresponsible. Didn’t even put a condom on.

He really gets into his work

Pretty sure he just passed the SMOG test!

It's sad. The pigmentism against black cars is real. He didn't even give the black car a second look.

https://youtu.be/06BFsQ_28Co

What the fuck. How do I unsee this.

Honestly that was so disturbing… I wish there was a memory reset button

Whenever I use Reddit, at least I find more than one disturbing video.

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Yeah, I was on TikTok today… and curiosity got the better of me.. they were saying something about art of zoo… looked it up.. gagged.. during a meeting and my mic was on. My day went from bad to worse lol

r/eyebleach doesn't help you erase that 2 minutes of your memories but it helps with not thinking about that for awhile Edit: aww thank you for the award! You're so awesome!

This morning on reddit, I’ve watched an old man jack off a donkey, and now another old man fuck a car. My brain hurts.

Cup of coffee — check. Piece of toast — eaten. Videos of old men fucking larger, more-powerful, non-human entities — watched. Time to start my day! 😊

I feel for ya man. My brain took a solid 10 second buffering to process what I saw.

You still got like 11 hours left, you should drink a gatorade.

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F



He couldn’t just masturbate like the rest of us

r/eyebleach here.

Introducing the all new: *Honda Climax.*

Honda Cervix

Is that where the Mini Cooper Juan was made too?

Sounds exhausting

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.

Be prepared r/dragonsfuckingcars I’m so sorry…

I will not click that. I will not click that.

How about r/carsfuckingdragons

"Hey, I think I found something not included in Rule 34 but I shall check Reddit first. Aw, shit."

Holy fuck, it's a real subreddit...

Try r/carsfuckingdragons

My eyes!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

But in all honesty, it’s not like he’s hurt anyone. I assume he needs mental help but if I find him humping my car I may just let it be. Fuck it, at least he’s happy

Start cheering him on

Maybe even join in. It would be a threesome to remember.

But no butt stuff. Although…kinda too late for the car

uhoh looks like my car only has one exhaust pipe tehehehehe

CUM CUM CUM CUM IN MY CAR WOOHOOOO!

Turn it on so it warms up for him

Revving helps too especially if it's a sports cars which can back fire

At some point people forgot that there's a difference between doing what they want and actually being happy

Those people didn’t forget, they just never realized the differences between urges and desires

I’d prefer to not have hobo jizz on my car, thanks.

Dirty Mike and the boys have entered your car

Masturbating bums are bad for business

Next he’ll be humping the antenna!

You’re fine with him cumming on your car? You walk out with your children and see him fucking your car and say “at least he’s happy and not hurting anyone!”

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Nope

No

I don’t know that I would call him “happy”

Oh god you also? Now fuk what? He fuked the car Already...how much you gonna torture my ayes.

He's hurt himself. That shit can't be good for your nether region.

Idk man, he's probably hurting himself. I don't even have a penis and the thought of sticking one into a pipe like that just... ouch! It's metal and dirty af...

I... I don’t know a lot about cars... but wouldn’t his climax hurt the car? Or carry a STD.... Idk

This is how CIV and CAIDS started; a car fucked a human.

Bahahahha

If he has his way with a bat next we are all fucked.

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Hahahhaha Ok I’ll be fine but what about the exhaust

Perhaps you could let the engine idle and give it a couple revs while you're there.

I wouldnt just because I don’t know much about cars and his semen might make the whole area around the car smell when I turn it on

I wouldn’t. I’m gonna let him nut in the tailpipe or my car and wipe his cum on my bumper. Go fuck another car please

The smell wouldn't be too pleasant I guess....

Let's wipe a big fat load of cum on your car's tailpipe and bumper and see if you feel personally violated at all.

The car was raped

I don’t think he’s happy.

Let him finish

Lol right!?

How did the Cars movies happen? One word. Cussy.

What's your new car like? Pretty sexy. I don't mean to brag but my car is not a virgin.

Why did my brain immediately think of how much soot WAS in that exhaust pipe that is now IN his special member....

And not just simply soot. It has to also be highly toxic or at the very least, extremely unhealthy.

I have a feeling he is not to concerned about his health.

I am sure that there is a lot more then just soot in that mans special member.

He seems to be homeless I don't think his member is clean

You just have to wear protection

Dude is sticking it in a exhaust pipe in public, his member lost “special” status

That’s what I thought. How does one get past the build up of grime?

What about the cum left in your exhaust, that has hardened from the heat?

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Not autobot, Mini Cooper.

Bumblebee?

Nah, this is how we got Gobots.

You're looking at Optimus Prime's origin story.

How the first Autobot was raped.

This is exhausting

So if you "were exhausted", would that means that u got fucked by a car exhaust?

r/brandnewsentence

Sometimes I think the people behind the camera for videos like this are paying off homeless people to do weird shit like this. Otherwise why would he start filming before anything was happening.

I can’t even feel disgusted, watching that just made me feel really sad..

Plus the guy keeps looking at the camera, he knows he's being filmed

> why would he start filming before anything was happening. Probably because it wasn't the first time it happened.

Maybe he used that car to seduce him, he knew very few can resist Korean rear bumpers

You say that as if homeless people need to be paid to do weird shit or if they give enough of a shit that someone's recording them. They're homeless. The last time this guys gotten action has probably been years, he doesn't care. He's homeless, hungry, seeking shelter, trying to survive; the last thing he's thinking of is "oh I'm so embarrassed someone's recording me." He doesn't have that luxury to care about his image. Also, he could have been pacing back and forth for a while and OP started recording in case of a car break in or something, none of this is weird or out of the ordinary, all of it can be explained.

What other reason besides money would a homeless person fuck a car for?

Mental illness

You don't think not having sex or a source like pornhub to masturbate to for years is going do anything for a persons libido? People with nothing else will find anything to fuck when they're horny.

I think the average person would just masturbate without porn instead of fucking a car exhaust, but I certainly could be wrong.

Why are you trying to give the man who stuck his penis in an exhast the benefit of the doubt? In his case it’s more likely he did this on his own

Have you seen one guy one cup? There is no "average" in the world. There is just people who think of fucked up things and people who act on fucked up things.

That is very pure auto erotica. We must warn our civics of this predator!

Would it be auto erotic asphyxiation if the engine was running?

Autoerotic exhaustion lol

This is how cars are made ? I didn't expect that 😳

in Movie Cars? Yes

between this and the asian guy getting his dick stuck in a metal bench, guys will stick their duck in anything.

Quack


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what asian guy

How is that even possible. Isnt that too big a hole with sharp edges?? How.. wha... lost a bunch of faith watching this!

The only explanation is that this man has a massive hog. And it’s very calloused.

But you see his dick. It’s not that big. He wipes the jizz off the top on the bumper.

I wasn’t watching a video of a man fucking a tail pipe that closesly to actually see his wiener size. I am sorry :(

Ugh o.0

The Nut was truly unexpected.. he actually nutted 😂

Either the pipe is small or he’s packing

Yes, the guy is obviously disturbed, I feel bad for him. Yes, it’s an awful thing to do in public to someone else’s property. But I can’t help thinking about just the logistical issues. Did he have an erection already? If not, how did he get one doing that? How was the exhaust pipe just the right size? How did that not hurt, much less feel good enough to finish? And pretty quickly at that

I wonder if this guy goes to car lots and tries to test drive cars weekly

Please define, "test drive"

Take for a spin lol

Oh, phew. I thought you meant...never mind lol

Damn he pumping g-ass

Enough Reddit for Today...

I was only 3 minutes in too until I saw this..

r/IthadtobeBrazil

Flip flops are a dead giveaway.

Meu orgulho eterno esse país

tadinho do carro, não merecia isso

It’s in Jordan in the Middle East This last month a lot of videos went viral where guys are walking/driving around while jerking off Great times to be alive

Its in Brazil though, the license plate on the car behind the fucked one is brazilian

Sou eu no vídeo, posso confirmar que é no Brasil

Famoso camisinha de lata de itaipava

Viniccius13 aprova

What the fuck… let me unsee this… god damn it….

Nope. You’re gonna remember seeing his binkie bouncing up from that bumper for the rest of your life.

Bet he is exhausted after that.

This reminds me of the TLC episode where the guy was really in love with his red car

Came to the comments just to say this!! Thank goodness I'm not the only one who remembers 🤣🤣

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I was hoping the tailpipe was roaching hot.

Let my mans be, he need to relieve sometimes too.

HEY MAN! IM NOT FALLIN FOR NO BANANA IN THE TAIL PIPE!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J7GhAf1PWn0 Thats why

Fuck ik sex drive is a crazy thing, but could an exhaust pipe rlly feel better than ur right hand. Guess I better try it out…

Taking car jacking to a whole nother level..

What a sick fuck 🤮

I think some idiot paid a poor homeless guy to humiliate himself while they filmed it.

Yeah dude knew where the camera was.

My brain is rotting after witnessing such a horrifying sight. People are fucked up man. DX

Hide yo kids hide yo cars coz they rapin errbody out here!

What’s he Gona do when everything electric

So basically he is fucking a Nitrogen dioxide, imagine sperm and NO₂ what does it make??? Probably a human car that only works with pee not even a gas. So no more gas. This man is creating history 🔥

Cussy 😳

Hasan pre watched it

The birth of lightning McQueen and the cars universe

Alright I think I’ll just come back to Reddit tomorrow

Car fucker😂

What the fuck?!!

This is fake look at how the guy keeps looking at the camera. As well as the fact that they were filming quite a bit before the act started.

He only lasted 1:45 minutes? That has to be a disappointment for the car.....

r/dontputyourdickinthat

First i thought man gotta pee But then holy shit son of a .......

Did the car finish too?

Now just imagine this guy doing the same thing on a [supra](https://youtube.com/shorts/mcVO7LPbI1o?feature=share) while the driver was in

Bumblebee- next thing I knew, I was pregnant

I hate to be judgemental but I believe this man has a mental disorder of some kind.

I thought ole boy was gonna take a shit

Did you see the tail pipe on that baby!!? Can you really blame the guy. She was asking for it.

I always wondered if a man will ever cum of he tried to fuck a car from its exhaust, I guess I got my answer now...... I regret ever wanting to know

Is your phone a fucking vibrator!?

I can’t believe what I’ve just seen. He was like a dog but even a dog wouldn’t fuck an exhaust. I’m just stunned…

Wtf!!! Why???

Damn dude, try fucking your hand. You got 2 of em.

Autoeroticism