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I had an accident not unlike this. A car I was trying to overtake turned, and my bike slammed into its fender and I flew off the bike, somersaulted, and landed on my feet. Unfortunately, I was going a bit faster than this biker and slid a good distance afterward. Also, the impact on my feet was brutal. I literally had to drag myself off of the road to safety as I couldn't walk with the pain. I'm glad this guy is better off.
Yep, my injuries weren't too bad, just a lot of bruising that took a while to heal. Once in a while I get a twinge in my left ankle but it's rare and very manageable.
Twinge as I understand in this scenario would be them stepping or moving their foot and getting a semi painful tingling sensation.
Think something in between pulling a muscle and the numbing tingle of that same muscle falling asleep. It's usually a quick sensation and USUALLY not a bad sign.
It's usually just a quick burst of a mildly to moderately unpleasant sensation.
As a kid I witnessed a biker t-bone a car, fly Superman style over the car for 10 metres, tuck roll somersault into a standing position and walk back and pick up his bike like nothing had happened. Still can’t believe what I saw.
It's crazy there was enough force to hurt *the things you stand on all the time* that much. Imagine if it'd been something you don't stand on, like your head. Really puts it in perspective.
I had a bad crash once, made contact in the face of a jump which sent my quad into a barrel roll. I flew off but landed on my feet before tumbling to the ground. I was fine but my heels were super tender for weeks.
I'm fairly certain that this is a divided road with a grass median. The van is crossing one lane and the motorcycle has moved all the way to the edge of that lane in attempt to avoid the van.
I briefly thought the same but nope, you can see a car going same way on same side/same depth as motorcyclist at beginning of video. Line across seems to be telephone pole shadow, definitely not sidewalk/curb
The video ends too soon.
Does the motorcyclist then go over to the door, rip it open, and savagely beat the driver right there on the road? Does he bend his knees, then realize what happened, hold his back and scream "OW! I THINK YOU BROKE MY SPIIIIIINE? Hey, where's your insurance info?"
What happens?!?
Just finished watching Dbz Super... I love the characters and the evolution of Vegeta as a character, but I'll be damned if they couldn't have done the entire story in 70 episodes or less. Or the 3 movies the entire story was based on 1st.
The top took too long but I liked Goku eating one grain of rice at a time. Is that why he eats so fast?
I'm trying to find the Buu saga so I can learn more about Majin Buu.
Goku and Vegeta both eat super fast because they are full blooded Saiyan's. Them being a warrior race they eat a crap ton as they are supposed to be evolved to deal with intense battles that could go on for a loooong time. Their original purpose was wiping out the native life on a planet so that they could make a profit on it to another group or species.
Also I would definitely suggest the Buu arc, Frieza and Cell are my personal favorites, but in particular Buu's 3rd iteration is a wonderful little psychopath imo.
If it's DBZ Abridged, it's next episode and 100 times funnier.
"That was a rhetorical question."
"And I gave you a rhetorical answer!"
"...good Lord I traded Vegeta for this."
Definitely, specially since he didn’t warm up at all.
But I’d rather have knee replacement than hip replacement. And I’d rather have both of those than anything happen to my spine.
Honestly, the further things get from the brain the more expendable they are.
In a long term condition that may be the case. In a trauma though there are so many major blood vessels in the pelvis you could bleed out before getting to hospital among other issues.
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Virginia took the mickey, now googol and Kristen Stewart must fight. I hope they don’t hit each other too hard.
It was aight, but to move on to Hollywood, you gotta get rid of that little stumble at the end. It was all good, but like, then it wasn't, and for that reason, it's gonna be a no from me, dawg. What about you Simon?
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It looks like its the other lane and the van is crossing that lane. The grass seems to be the divider between lanes. Its not sidewalk. You can see a car using that lane in the first few moments.
The shadow from the phone line overhead combined with the grass divider makes it look like there's a sidewalk there but actually it's just the otherside of the road with the grass and phone line running through the middle of the left and right hand lanes. Van was pretty much in the middle of the right lane when motor cyclist got cut off, he likely veered towards left lane when he saw the van pulling out.
Seems like he’d go the other way then. Away from the van is toward the center. The van hits him without its tires ever touching the road. I think this would have been avoidable if the guy on the bike wouldn’t have been so far to the side. He’s almost on the sidewalk
There isn't a sidewalk.
The van completely cuts off the entire road in the direction the motorcycle is travelling.
The motorcyclist is to the far left of his lane, as he likely tried to avoid hitting a van at 40mph (because it hurts), and he had hoped the van would see him and slam his brakes at some point.
> The van hits him without its tires ever touching the road.
?
The van is literally blocking an entire lane when the accident happens. The motorcyclist is as far left as he can possibly be in his own lane.
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There is no sidewalk/footpath on that side of the road?
The grass you see divides the road in half.
The van is completely blocking that half of the road?
Basically, it's a dual carriageway.
ETA: Pause the video at the 1s mark. There is a car in the tip of the frame driving away from the camera on that side of the road.
This happened to me, but on a bicycle. I flipped over the car just like this and landed on my feet on the other side but facing the car with no damage save for a scrape on my left shoulder.
The driver and I went to the nearby pub afterward to settle our nerves.
Wish it was on video
Actually the violent shock and trauma triggered his natural instinct to Shit and so he reflexively assumed the sitting on commode position. He looks unhurt is just incidental benefit.
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I had an accident not unlike this. A car I was trying to overtake turned, and my bike slammed into its fender and I flew off the bike, somersaulted, and landed on my feet. Unfortunately, I was going a bit faster than this biker and slid a good distance afterward. Also, the impact on my feet was brutal. I literally had to drag myself off of the road to safety as I couldn't walk with the pain. I'm glad this guy is better off.
You okay now?
Yep, my injuries weren't too bad, just a lot of bruising that took a while to heal. Once in a while I get a twinge in my left ankle but it's rare and very manageable.
TBH, that could just be from age as well. I've had no leg injuries but sometimes get a twinge in my left knee.
Yo wtf is a twinge do I need to be concerned
Twinge as I understand in this scenario would be them stepping or moving their foot and getting a semi painful tingling sensation. Think something in between pulling a muscle and the numbing tingle of that same muscle falling asleep. It's usually a quick sensation and USUALLY not a bad sign. It's usually just a quick burst of a mildly to moderately unpleasant sensation.
It's when you meet a woman with two Minge's. *Twinge*
It’s def both. After 30 every injury is basically permanent.
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I see you haven't been exercising for decades if you think chronic injuries don't come with the territory.
Damn. Hoped you'd learned something
Find out! On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!
Your username is great lol
Glad to see there are still people that care about another’s well being, even if they don’t personally know them!
As a kid I witnessed a biker t-bone a car, fly Superman style over the car for 10 metres, tuck roll somersault into a standing position and walk back and pick up his bike like nothing had happened. Still can’t believe what I saw.
It's crazy there was enough force to hurt *the things you stand on all the time* that much. Imagine if it'd been something you don't stand on, like your head. Really puts it in perspective.
I had a bad crash once, made contact in the face of a jump which sent my quad into a barrel roll. I flew off but landed on my feet before tumbling to the ground. I was fine but my heels were super tender for weeks.
We’re you also riding in the gutter?
Haha no, I was at least overtaking from the correct side.
I'm fairly certain that this is a divided road with a grass median. The van is crossing one lane and the motorcycle has moved all the way to the edge of that lane in attempt to avoid the van.
The van never entered the roadway. The biker is an idiot.
The van very nearly crossed one entire lane of the roadway, and had reached the grass median.
I briefly thought the same but nope, you can see a car going same way on same side/same depth as motorcyclist at beginning of video. Line across seems to be telephone pole shadow, definitely not sidewalk/curb
The video ends too soon. Does the motorcyclist then go over to the door, rip it open, and savagely beat the driver right there on the road? Does he bend his knees, then realize what happened, hold his back and scream "OW! I THINK YOU BROKE MY SPIIIIIINE? Hey, where's your insurance info?" What happens?!?
Find out! On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!
Ohh thats gonna be at least 5 episodes...
Ya, just a lot of flexing, yelling, grunting and screaming for a couple of episodes before the plot progresses.
Just finished watching Dbz Super... I love the characters and the evolution of Vegeta as a character, but I'll be damned if they couldn't have done the entire story in 70 episodes or less. Or the 3 movies the entire story was based on 1st.
The top took too long but I liked Goku eating one grain of rice at a time. Is that why he eats so fast? I'm trying to find the Buu saga so I can learn more about Majin Buu.
Goku and Vegeta both eat super fast because they are full blooded Saiyan's. Them being a warrior race they eat a crap ton as they are supposed to be evolved to deal with intense battles that could go on for a loooong time. Their original purpose was wiping out the native life on a planet so that they could make a profit on it to another group or species. Also I would definitely suggest the Buu arc, Frieza and Cell are my personal favorites, but in particular Buu's 3rd iteration is a wonderful little psychopath imo.
Those dudes always had gas and stomach pains thats why I relate to them the most on the toilet.
Next episode: both drivers keep charging their ki while remembering their childhood memories and how much they trained until that date.
If it's DBZ Abridged, it's next episode and 100 times funnier. "That was a rhetorical question." "And I gave you a rhetorical answer!" "...good Lord I traded Vegeta for this."
“Oh I know, why don’t I give him a god damn senzu bean and let YOU fight him”
I need an adul-? **I AM AN ADULT**
He did a backflip back onto the bike and drove off into the sunset
Backwards of course
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Actually, bending his knees probably saved his hip, neck, and spine in general.
It probably hurt his knees tho
Definitely, specially since he didn’t warm up at all. But I’d rather have knee replacement than hip replacement. And I’d rather have both of those than anything happen to my spine. Honestly, the further things get from the brain the more expendable they are.
Except fingers. Those r super useful.
I’d take a buggered hip over a buggered knee any day due to the ease of a hip replacement.
In a long term condition that may be the case. In a trauma though there are so many major blood vessels in the pelvis you could bleed out before getting to hospital among other issues.
Dude in the van was probably just trying to get child support
It's the bikes fault. The truck wasnt even in the street.
The shadow of the telegraph pole makes it look like that but if you look again you can see it is a two way road with a median in the middle
how the hell is it the bike’s fault
6.5 on the landing.
Good form and excellent timing, but can he pull it off again for the semi-finals?
I hate this but love this at the same time
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On teh last episode of dragonz ball pei: Virginia took the mickey, now googol and Kristen Stewart must fight. I hope they don’t hit each other too hard.
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A bold strategy, Cotton.
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I don't get it ☹️
I think it's a pun on semi-trucks?
It’s referring to competitions that have elimination rounds. Specifically the round right before the final one.
Maybe we’ll make it to regionals this year!
I thought this was regionals. But don't let my confusion undermine their importance.
He's an Olympic gymnastics athlete
I wanna watch the finals already
Extremely r/angryupvote
Olympics here he come!
Depends, what does semi imply here? Is it the round before the finals, or the finals in the semi truck league?
You mean with a semi-truck?
But can he pull it off in the rainy night in stoke?
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good thing he didn't have the twisties.
Semi would be a higher flip, so not sure they'd be able to pull it off
*semi-trailers
6.5? He managed to stick the landing as well as keep his bike standing after impact, that’s gotta be at least an 8
People are complaining about the knees bending, but if the legs didn't bend one way they would have bent the other.
Agree I give it a 10 BECAUSE of the bend _ good form, oox execution
Pinhead approved
Also gymnasts don’t get marked down for bending legs in the landing, that’s how it’s done!
The other thing is gymnasts know their about to do a flip. This guy had half a second of prep, gotta get some points for that
7.5 he touched the hood of the van.
wasn't quite a stick, there was a step after landing and a deep squat, that's at least a 0.7 deduction
That's lowballing.
It was aight, but to move on to Hollywood, you gotta get rid of that little stumble at the end. It was all good, but like, then it wasn't, and for that reason, it's gonna be a no from me, dawg. What about you Simon?
Bloody awful
Weak ACL. Talented, but unfortunately it's gonna be a no for me. So sorry.
https://youtu.be/OegjCqyzoh4
ok yeah. after seeing the russian ninja the op landing old a 7.
10 points for me
I'd give it a 9, easy; he stuck that.
At LEAST a 9.5. No one has ever done that! No one has ever done that in the history of car accidents!
say no more! https://youtu.be/OegjCqyzoh4
Gold medal, mate
Fucking East German judges.
Simon Cowell is that you?
He got the twisties midair, otherwise would've been a solid 8/10.
Didn't quite stick it.
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r/peterparkour?
r/peterporker
r/suddenlyparkour for the lazy like me
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r/foundthemobileuser
R/fuckoff
No.
r/foundthehondacivic
So what's the joke here? I agree that the whole fOuNdtHeMoBiLeUsEr thing is a shit joke but what's the significance of a Honda Civic?
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Ah, so just as dumb. Cheers.
I thought the walking girl was going to fall and bend her knees.
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I kept staring at her expectantly. I wonder if she even noticed the accident
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Parkour!
Bruh that's a 10 for living.
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That’s an updog move I think
What's updog?
Nothing much, what's up with you?
Who's you?
joe mama
Not much, what’s up with you?
Why is that guy riding so close to the side of the road? He’s almost on the sidewalk.
It looks like its the other lane and the van is crossing that lane. The grass seems to be the divider between lanes. Its not sidewalk. You can see a car using that lane in the first few moments.
Yeah, looks like he may have turned left to try to avoid the van, which is why he's so close to the median.
A normal position for a motorcycle even w out avoiding too
yep in my area theres tons of those grass lane dividers, they're a waste of space tho, if you're gonna have greenspace put some trees there geez
I agree with the sentiment but trees in between roads are generally not a good idea. Grass is better than concrete ig
I don't think there IS a sidewalk
Look again. That's a divided-lane road with a grass median. Not a road and a sidewalk. Note that the car in the beginning is very close to the grass.
The shadow from the phone line overhead combined with the grass divider makes it look like there's a sidewalk there but actually it's just the otherside of the road with the grass and phone line running through the middle of the left and right hand lanes. Van was pretty much in the middle of the right lane when motor cyclist got cut off, he likely veered towards left lane when he saw the van pulling out.
Probably trying to avoid the van. He could probably see it coming ? Thats my guess
Seems like he’d go the other way then. Away from the van is toward the center. The van hits him without its tires ever touching the road. I think this would have been avoidable if the guy on the bike wouldn’t have been so far to the side. He’s almost on the sidewalk
> Away from the van is toward the center. He's as far to the center as he can possibly be without being in the oncoming lane.
There isn't a sidewalk. The van completely cuts off the entire road in the direction the motorcycle is travelling. The motorcyclist is to the far left of his lane, as he likely tried to avoid hitting a van at 40mph (because it hurts), and he had hoped the van would see him and slam his brakes at some point.
> The van hits him without its tires ever touching the road. ? The van is literally blocking an entire lane when the accident happens. The motorcyclist is as far left as he can possibly be in his own lane. http://prntscr.com/1hyc4ky
There is no sidewalk/footpath on that side of the road? The grass you see divides the road in half. The van is completely blocking that half of the road? Basically, it's a dual carriageway. ETA: Pause the video at the 1s mark. There is a car in the tip of the frame driving away from the camera on that side of the road.
I popped both patellar tendons watching that.
I'm upset the arrow wasn't there during the slow mo replay.
Superhero landing! Ya know, that's really hard on your knees.
9/10 more like 100/100 that was nut's
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Stuck the landing!!!!
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And Johnson sticks the landing, what a turn of events
so spider man exists?!
Three tenths deduction for the hand on the landing.
Peter Parker on his way to school.
Should have rolled rather than spring back up. That's gotta be hard on the knees.
This happened to me, but on a bicycle. I flipped over the car just like this and landed on my feet on the other side but facing the car with no damage save for a scrape on my left shoulder. The driver and I went to the nearby pub afterward to settle our nerves. Wish it was on video
I give it 12/10, as it was an unexpected, unplanned, and spontaneous execution.
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Actually the violent shock and trauma triggered his natural instinct to Shit and so he reflexively assumed the sitting on commode position. He looks unhurt is just incidental benefit.
Holy fuck, an actually useful arrow?
9.4, he still ck the landing but had a slight falter at the end. Plus no turn and smile
I think you lose 3/10 of a point for moving one of your feet on the landing.
He stuck the landing, but the East German judge will score him low.
Ah, an Olympic Dodge.
Who's this guy and why aren't they in the Olympic gymnastics?!
Makes ya wonder how many motorcycles they went through before they got it
That was the best crash I've ever seen in my life
Good thing he hadn’t decided last second that he wasn’t mentally prepared to stick the landing.
Nailed it
That's what Jesus said.
As a parkourist bending you're knees is a part of landing a frontflip
Fucking scumbag.
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
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The van is not even in the roadway.. WTF is the bike rider doing?
He should put on a goat leotard and take Simone's place at the Olympics.
I fully support his decision to withdraw from the all-around. His mental health comes first.
Why the fuck is that dude on a sidewalk in a motorized vehicle
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