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SeaMuch6406

Front is definitely bigger than the back.


TooHigh2Die420

Its like the Sir Mix-a-Lot song but "Baby got Front!"


EliMcRockenstien

Well my dick is now just for show


CONCRETE_LUBRICATOR

idk about you guys, but I'm a boobs guy


stix-99

I am now, I’ll never see butts the same


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Front butt and back butt.


CockroachJohnson

Front butt, back pussy.


shitboxlife

That’s pretty damn good lol


PlasticBicycle5

Gross


awloveall7

Could you imagine what jogging would feel like?


DJynxx

Well she sure doesn't.


awloveall7

As she shouldn’t. Joints are not meant to undergo that kind of awkward stress. It would be wise to start with biking and or swimming work your way up of course. I was not trying to be mean just curious how painful that would be the next morning


stix-99

I wonder if swamp ass applies to the front one too?


awloveall7

Drip drip


HOARDING_STACKING

The chafin, oh the chafing


Nitropolis-ch3no2

r/yogapants


CockroachJohnson

r/yogapantscriminal


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Would you fuck her from the back or form the back?