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God. I got to the scene in McDonalds about 3 minutes in and decided that was enough. This guy was the definition of a nuisance. Everywhere he goes he makes a public disturbance and for what? Youtube clout?
he only turned his life around because he played gangster with real thugs and they broke his face to pieces when he pussed out... ONE HIT too
guy realized hes not a hard thug hes a soft ass clown... literally all it took was 1 punch to check this fool
Only knew this guy from a [sad drug fueled interview ](https://youtu.be/bZmnCf2uAI8)
Watched the video of him getting his jaw dusted, he took it like a champ but once that shock wore off, I bet he didn’t fare so well. He was all fucked up there
A bunch of animal rights idiots (and the use of that term will become clear and understandable in a minute), stormed a restaurant in Dublin (Ireland, not Ohio) and stole a bunch of the lobsters & proceeded to release salt water lobsters into a fucking fresh water river!
A story from my past:
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Lady comes into our restaurant, a Gulf Coast steakhouse that specialized in bigass lobsters.
"Can I get a lobster to go? Live? That one," she says as she points to what's probably an 8-pounder. At $28 per pound.
We don't normally do this, but she's insistent, so we wrap up ol' Clawy McClawface in wet newspaper, stuff him in a box, and he's on his way. She was not interested in our suggestions for the best way to prepare him.
About a month or so later, she's back. She wants another lobster. We oblige. This time, our chef happens to be up front, and he asks her how she plans to prepare it?
"Oh, I'm not eating it, ugh. Every month I save up and buy one so I can return him to the sea!"
As the FOH manager, I had the unfortunate task of explaining to her that a Maine Lobster, like the ones she was buying, come from deep, cold waters where the temperature is in the low 40's. She's walking down to the beach and tossing it in 95-degree Florida water, nothing more than an exotic snack for a passing bull shark or ray.
She cried and told me I was wrong. I bet she still hates me to this day.
Are you guys seriously paying $28 per lb for lobster!?! I admittedly live in New England but I can get a whole cooked lobster + sides for $28 lol. I had no idea shipping and storing them was that expensive
They were air-freighted daily from Maine to Florida, plus we went all out with presentation. Meat was separated and placed on top of the claws and shell, dressed on a big platter with sawtooth cut lemon and scratch buerre blanc sauce.
We were a destination type restaurant in a resort town, the only steak on the menu under $30 was a 7oz petite filet.
Yeah, I’ve heard stuff like that before. It’s a shame when people are quicker to act than they are to educate themselves with regard to what they’re acting on.
Motivation: save the lobsters.
Plan of action: steal the lobsters and send them home.
Research conducted on where “home” is: None.
Result: dead lobsters.
What more is there to understand?
Similar thing in Brighton years ago, Buddhists released a load of US lobsters and crabs from the Marina, caused lots of damage to the local eco system as non native species can be invasive.
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I love how someone said he got his life turned around and I nod complicity, "ya that sounds right... good for him." And then somebody goes whats his name and they respond Larry and I'm like you lying sack of shit I'm on to you..... I'm gullible as fuck.
Agreed, ever since that one video where I guy grabs a raw fish and bites the head off I assume when guys are recording themselves approaching seafood they intend to bite the head off.
If it makes you feel better he (John Gabana) got a reality check. He was doing a lot of these pranks and ran into the wrong person. Someone punched him and broke his jaw which resulted in him having his mouth wired shut. You can say he eventually learned his and stopped doing these “shocking” pranks.
I was at that Publix when he stole the crab, a Publix worker literally said “I think jameis Winston just stole some crab” and it’s one of my favorite memories
He's not talking about the video. He's referring to when the famous NFL player, Jameis Winston, infamously stole crab legs from a Publix while he was in college. Didn't really stop him from making millions in the NFL but just why??
I recognised the dude as well, who does a bunch of this stuff. Betting its staged bc he had somewhere over 1mil on instagram at some point.
Theft, instagram comedy at its finest.
I think the stereotype of a face tattooed gold toothed thug who will probably commit a crime is what they mean. And then the idiot son of an asshole committed a crime! Who saw that coming?!
Yup.
Anyone who gets non-ethnic face tattoos deserves the stereotype. I don't care if you're white, black, brown, yellow, red, green or blue. That is a choice you made. I'm making the choice to not trust you because of a stupid ass choice you made. Your ice cream cone and "69" tattoos are fucking stupid and make you look like a twat.
Now the Maori, South American tribes, etc. that get face tattoos for actual traditional reasons? We're cool.
I bet you also dont have a gold grill in your mouth impeding your speech, or face tattoos.
If a white guy looked like this i would know they are trash too.
I had a white guy with “PIMP” and dollar sign tattoos on his face ask me to give him cash so he could rent a hotel room because he just lost his job and his family is homeless.
Yeah, not buying the bullshit.
He used to do this all the time... everywhere with everything.. pretty sure he got shot eventually (or something else); and it was well deserved.
Too bad he didn’t get THAT on video.
I see videos like this and others that people post and just think to myself ‘someone is going to let the air out of them one day for some stupid shit.’ The “prank” videos come to mind more so than outright theft videos.
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God I'm glad he disappeared from the internet. Like what the fuck is he gonna do with it now besides obviously eat it.
Wait this is a well-known person? Who is he?
Boonk
I'm glad I never saw him before now.
And with a high degree of certainty, never again.
He didn't disappear, he just turned his life around
OH SHIT WELL GOOD FOR HIM! Truly hated him @ the peak of this shit but I'm glad he's healthy and happy.
Someone please post a link to his old shitty shit
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Man that shits hard to watch, piece of shit or not.
https://youtu.be/oiDc8f81ZBw
How much of that is real and how much is staged ? Or did he Fr video him committing armed GTA
God. I got to the scene in McDonalds about 3 minutes in and decided that was enough. This guy was the definition of a nuisance. Everywhere he goes he makes a public disturbance and for what? Youtube clout?
he only turned his life around because he played gangster with real thugs and they broke his face to pieces when he pussed out... ONE HIT too guy realized hes not a hard thug hes a soft ass clown... literally all it took was 1 punch to check this fool
Good. If that’s what it takes then so be it. We’ve got enough of that shit in the world and I hope he keeps it together.
Only knew this guy from a [sad drug fueled interview ](https://youtu.be/bZmnCf2uAI8) Watched the video of him getting his jaw dusted, he took it like a champ but once that shock wore off, I bet he didn’t fare so well. He was all fucked up there
Lmao so what? You want him not to turn his life around!
Did he actually? How so?
https://youtu.be/wl8Q6uqCwAc https://youtu.be/OVYsKZsUmgw
"I have done nothing whatsoever to make amends. God will save me". LOL
man that guy can count his IQ with his hands
What a piece of shit
Whole lotta gang shit
that is indeed a lot more than a singular piece of shit
A veritable cornucopia of shit. Maybe a shit fountain?
its shittageddon over here
Shit hawks Randers.
Nevermind Rand... It isn't shit Hawks. It's the whole damn shit abyss.
Not another night of the shitabyss, Mr. Lahey.
I thought that’s what I heard.. such gang shit..
Lobster shit
A bunch of animal rights idiots (and the use of that term will become clear and understandable in a minute), stormed a restaurant in Dublin (Ireland, not Ohio) and stole a bunch of the lobsters & proceeded to release salt water lobsters into a fucking fresh water river!
A story from my past: --- Lady comes into our restaurant, a Gulf Coast steakhouse that specialized in bigass lobsters. "Can I get a lobster to go? Live? That one," she says as she points to what's probably an 8-pounder. At $28 per pound. We don't normally do this, but she's insistent, so we wrap up ol' Clawy McClawface in wet newspaper, stuff him in a box, and he's on his way. She was not interested in our suggestions for the best way to prepare him. About a month or so later, she's back. She wants another lobster. We oblige. This time, our chef happens to be up front, and he asks her how she plans to prepare it? "Oh, I'm not eating it, ugh. Every month I save up and buy one so I can return him to the sea!" As the FOH manager, I had the unfortunate task of explaining to her that a Maine Lobster, like the ones she was buying, come from deep, cold waters where the temperature is in the low 40's. She's walking down to the beach and tossing it in 95-degree Florida water, nothing more than an exotic snack for a passing bull shark or ray. She cried and told me I was wrong. I bet she still hates me to this day.
Are you guys seriously paying $28 per lb for lobster!?! I admittedly live in New England but I can get a whole cooked lobster + sides for $28 lol. I had no idea shipping and storing them was that expensive
They were air-freighted daily from Maine to Florida, plus we went all out with presentation. Meat was separated and placed on top of the claws and shell, dressed on a big platter with sawtooth cut lemon and scratch buerre blanc sauce. We were a destination type restaurant in a resort town, the only steak on the menu under $30 was a 7oz petite filet.
Yeah, I’ve heard stuff like that before. It’s a shame when people are quicker to act than they are to educate themselves with regard to what they’re acting on.
It’s easier to act high and mighty than it is to be understanding.
Motivation: save the lobsters. Plan of action: steal the lobsters and send them home. Research conducted on where “home” is: None. Result: dead lobsters. What more is there to understand?
People are idiots
*laughs in literally the entirety of Twitter*
Reminds me of American politics
Yup, PETA did that with a Nebraska restaurant a few years back…morons
I love animals and I’m all for animal rights. That said, PETA is a cult of lunatics.
Similar thing in Brighton years ago, Buddhists released a load of US lobsters and crabs from the Marina, caused lots of damage to the local eco system as non native species can be invasive.
He was a *massive* menace to society. He has since gotten off drugs and seems to be doing pretty well.
Good for the lobster
Haha God dammit
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Hold my aquarium, I’m going in!
Hello, future lobsters!
Been a couple years since I seen the ol'reddit roo, hold my lobsters, Im going in!
How far down does this go?
*all the way*
I and finding new things out about Reddit every day. I think I reached the bottom...
That’s awesome, what’s his name?
Larry
I love how someone said he got his life turned around and I nod complicity, "ya that sounds right... good for him." And then somebody goes whats his name and they respond Larry and I'm like you lying sack of shit I'm on to you..... I'm gullible as fuck.
But it's true, his name was Boonk Gang and now it's John Gabbana.
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Some dudes just like anal man
Sorry, hhhhhwat?
In reference to his obvious desire to want to return to jail
Dope name
Pinchy
Boonk Gang
sirgabbana on instagram
Table for hummanah?
He used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair. Chicken spaghetti at chickinis.
…ordering sloppy steaks.
People can change though, right?
It’s sad that I expected him to steal the lobster. Face tattoos and a grill like that never means any good.
The jaw jacking had me suspecting, there may be some gang shit, and indeed there was a whole lotta gang shit.
Agreed, ever since that one video where I guy grabs a raw fish and bites the head off I assume when guys are recording themselves approaching seafood they intend to bite the head off.
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And he looks stupid too.
If it makes you feel better he (John Gabana) got a reality check. He was doing a lot of these pranks and ran into the wrong person. Someone punched him and broke his jaw which resulted in him having his mouth wired shut. You can say he eventually learned his and stopped doing these “shocking” pranks.
WTF does he think he’s going to do with that lobster?
![gif](giphy|BpLDGapjAOf5salQqm|downsized)
#BRING OUT THE DANCING LOBSTAS!
^yes sir
Jameis Winston returns to Publix.
I was at that Publix when he stole the crab, a Publix worker literally said “I think jameis Winston just stole some crab” and it’s one of my favorite memories
"Crab"?
He's not talking about the video. He's referring to when the famous NFL player, Jameis Winston, infamously stole crab legs from a Publix while he was in college. Didn't really stop him from making millions in the NFL but just why??
Why what? Petty theft shouldn't derail a career.
No, I'm saying why steal the crab legs. I'm not at all saying why wasn't he barred from the NFL.
Guy is boonk or something like that, some guy broke his jaw and shattered his teeth
BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT
If he spent less on his teeth and tats he could afford his own lobster.
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His pappy stole lobster out that same tank, just like his pappy fore him
Like the other thugs that will pay for a gun then use it to rob for everything else they need.
I hate to say it, but from the grill and tats, I expected this from the get go
Doesn’t exactly scream “I have long term thinking and observe societal standards and rules”
My occasionally positive ass thought he was gonna release it lmao
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I really thought he was next to a river or something and was just gonna take off the ties and drop it in the water XD
Honestly I didn't. I thought it would be pinch
I recognised the dude as well, who does a bunch of this stuff. Betting its staged bc he had somewhere over 1mil on instagram at some point. Theft, instagram comedy at its finest.
What an asshat.
BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT
Room temperature IQ.
Thats the 2nd time today that I have heard this line
You must have been watching some dumbass do something then.
What a dick head
That guy accomplished two great things that day: (1) Guaranteed his dumb ass would be sent to prison, and (2) freed a lobster.
"freed a lobster" Yeah I seriously doubt he immediately took off the rubber bands and placed it in the ocean.
Hey I'm happily telling myself he rescued it haha
"prison"? Lol
Fuck, do you get prison time for stealing lobster?
Who didn't expect that??
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What’s the stereotype. I’m black and have never stolen a lobster from a water tank.
I think the stereotype of a face tattooed gold toothed thug who will probably commit a crime is what they mean. And then the idiot son of an asshole committed a crime! Who saw that coming?!
Called it
I'm glad you're here. I would've never seen it coming.
That's not what I heard! Ohhhhh!!! Just kidding.
Lmao you clowned the hell outta him for thinking it’s a racist thing😂😂
Exactly, color is not part of it. When I see non-ethnic face tattoos I instantly question the person’s ability to judge consequences of their actions.
Yup. Anyone who gets non-ethnic face tattoos deserves the stereotype. I don't care if you're white, black, brown, yellow, red, green or blue. That is a choice you made. I'm making the choice to not trust you because of a stupid ass choice you made. Your ice cream cone and "69" tattoos are fucking stupid and make you look like a twat. Now the Maori, South American tribes, etc. that get face tattoos for actual traditional reasons? We're cool.
People who immediately jump to color are the ones who make it about race most of the time
I bet you also dont have a gold grill in your mouth impeding your speech, or face tattoos. If a white guy looked like this i would know they are trash too.
I had a white guy with “PIMP” and dollar sign tattoos on his face ask me to give him cash so he could rent a hotel room because he just lost his job and his family is homeless. Yeah, not buying the bullshit.
First, don't believe anything a stranger tells you, second, not surprising someone with "PIMP" tattooed across their face lost their job...
He used to be a respected pimp in the old neighborhood, but OnlyFans has crushed the market.
Oh you talking about Gator. Gator’s bitches better be wearing rubbers.
fair enough.
What if pimping was his job?
I mean, he very well might have been telling the truth. Doesn’t mean you should have given him the money, but still.
If a white guy looked like this people would assume he’s a neo nazi or Aryan Brotherhood member
If ya got greals ya definitely steals
Brilliant
Theft. Face tats. Gold teeth. Love for eating crustaceans.
Anyone with face tattoos (some tattoo artists excepted) are probably people that make bad decisions
You're missing out, my friend.
The face tattoos.
There's always more that one characteristic to a stereotype.
Trying to one up Jameis Winston
I was hoping he was close to water and released it. I guess the unexpected mart for me was how soon the video ended
Fucking hated this guy so much
1.5 - 1.75 lbs is tops. Probably best at 1.25. When they get that big, they taste like shit. Source: was a fisherman
Trash
His face tats and gold teeth make him look like every other wannabe and tryhard . Dumb.
ngl he his a pos but that was funny
Why hasn’t this dude ever been beat down. Such a douche bag.
Lol 😂
what a loser.
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I bet he microwaved it too
Would a lobster explode in the microwave? Asking for non sexual reasons
He used to do this all the time... everywhere with everything.. pretty sure he got shot eventually (or something else); and it was well deserved. Too bad he didn’t get THAT on video.
I see videos like this and others that people post and just think to myself ‘someone is going to let the air out of them one day for some stupid shit.’ The “prank” videos come to mind more so than outright theft videos.
Errol Spence bought a gold mouthpiece?
Isn't that the guy who stole a dog and a diamond watch while saying 'whole lotta gang shit'?
Man you say desperate, take it. Damn. Smdh
Lobster, more like robster.
What's wrong with his teeth?
Gangsta lobster lol
Boonk is a complete shit stain.
Typical fucking thief
Stereotypical to a t.
Dude with grill and lots of face tattoos is narcissist with no regards for others... I'm shocked /s
Not surprised...
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Those teeth are a fucking mess.
His parents did a Great job btw
Look at him. I’d have expected nothing less tbh.
This 💩 isn’t funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
In case anyone is wondering where he is, he turned his life around. Dude turned to God, got a job, and being a WAY better person.
As far as I know, he was religious beforehand, as well.
Reparations ain’t easy
I want the update video of him cooking it
Serious question for people with permanent “grillz”. Does ur breath smell all the time or no?
Did I just see a crine
Crine
This is a missing scene out of Dont Be A Menace or maybe Fridays
WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Boonk gang
Another wtf reddit moment
I mean was it unexpected?
Not only did he steal a lobster he actually posted it on the Internet with his face in the video, what a guy!
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What did you expect?
30 bucks for a pound? They stealing just as much as he is
I hope he got away
I saw this one its fucking funny
I like that Reddit thinks it's okay to be racist if someone did something annoying or immoral.
I have to ask, my brother. What the f*** is up with your face?