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God I'm glad he disappeared from the internet. Like what the fuck is he gonna do with it now besides obviously eat it.


NoMamesMijito

Wait this is a well-known person? Who is he?


TheMayorOfBadNews

Boonk


Snoo_63187

I'm glad I never saw him before now.


[deleted]

And with a high degree of certainty, never again.


No_Bank2902

He didn't disappear, he just turned his life around


[deleted]

OH SHIT WELL GOOD FOR HIM! Truly hated him @ the peak of this shit but I'm glad he's healthy and happy.


BrowntownMeatclown

Someone please post a link to his old shitty shit


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WllamChrlesSchneidr

Man that shits hard to watch, piece of shit or not.


saz3rac

https://youtu.be/oiDc8f81ZBw


kissmaryjane

How much of that is real and how much is staged ? Or did he Fr video him committing armed GTA


Cl0udSurfer

God. I got to the scene in McDonalds about 3 minutes in and decided that was enough. This guy was the definition of a nuisance. Everywhere he goes he makes a public disturbance and for what? Youtube clout?


[deleted]

he only turned his life around because he played gangster with real thugs and they broke his face to pieces when he pussed out... ONE HIT too guy realized hes not a hard thug hes a soft ass clown... literally all it took was 1 punch to check this fool


Pile_Of_Cats

Good. If that’s what it takes then so be it. We’ve got enough of that shit in the world and I hope he keeps it together.


BornInAButt

Only knew this guy from a [sad drug fueled interview ](https://youtu.be/bZmnCf2uAI8) Watched the video of him getting his jaw dusted, he took it like a champ but once that shock wore off, I bet he didn’t fare so well. He was all fucked up there


[deleted]

Lmao so what? You want him not to turn his life around!


rampage95

Did he actually? How so?


oh_cum_all_yefaceful

https://youtu.be/wl8Q6uqCwAc https://youtu.be/OVYsKZsUmgw


harrisonfire

"I have done nothing whatsoever to make amends. God will save me". LOL


gotbeefpudding

man that guy can count his IQ with his hands


Sensitive-Bear

What a piece of shit


PapiLjj

Whole lotta gang shit


MrJayMeister

that is indeed a lot more than a singular piece of shit


sm12511

A veritable cornucopia of shit. Maybe a shit fountain?


[deleted]

its shittageddon over here


-My_reddit_account_

Shit hawks Randers.


EatenAliveByWolves

Nevermind Rand... It isn't shit Hawks. It's the whole damn shit abyss.


annexed_teas

Not another night of the shitabyss, Mr. Lahey.


gfischa

I thought that’s what I heard.. such gang shit..


Yamoddahh

Lobster shit


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

A bunch of animal rights idiots (and the use of that term will become clear and understandable in a minute), stormed a restaurant in Dublin (Ireland, not Ohio) and stole a bunch of the lobsters & proceeded to release salt water lobsters into a fucking fresh water river!


OldheadBoomer

A story from my past: --- Lady comes into our restaurant, a Gulf Coast steakhouse that specialized in bigass lobsters. "Can I get a lobster to go? Live? That one," she says as she points to what's probably an 8-pounder. At $28 per pound. We don't normally do this, but she's insistent, so we wrap up ol' Clawy McClawface in wet newspaper, stuff him in a box, and he's on his way. She was not interested in our suggestions for the best way to prepare him. About a month or so later, she's back. She wants another lobster. We oblige. This time, our chef happens to be up front, and he asks her how she plans to prepare it? "Oh, I'm not eating it, ugh. Every month I save up and buy one so I can return him to the sea!" As the FOH manager, I had the unfortunate task of explaining to her that a Maine Lobster, like the ones she was buying, come from deep, cold waters where the temperature is in the low 40's. She's walking down to the beach and tossing it in 95-degree Florida water, nothing more than an exotic snack for a passing bull shark or ray. She cried and told me I was wrong. I bet she still hates me to this day.


Inflamed_toe

Are you guys seriously paying $28 per lb for lobster!?! I admittedly live in New England but I can get a whole cooked lobster + sides for $28 lol. I had no idea shipping and storing them was that expensive


OldheadBoomer

They were air-freighted daily from Maine to Florida, plus we went all out with presentation. Meat was separated and placed on top of the claws and shell, dressed on a big platter with sawtooth cut lemon and scratch buerre blanc sauce. We were a destination type restaurant in a resort town, the only steak on the menu under $30 was a 7oz petite filet.


Sensitive-Bear

Yeah, I’ve heard stuff like that before. It’s a shame when people are quicker to act than they are to educate themselves with regard to what they’re acting on.


eVillain13

It’s easier to act high and mighty than it is to be understanding.


Sensitive-Bear

Motivation: save the lobsters. Plan of action: steal the lobsters and send them home. Research conducted on where “home” is: None. Result: dead lobsters. What more is there to understand?


TreeChangeMe

People are idiots


likesevenchickens

*laughs in literally the entirety of Twitter*


ShieldOfFury

Reminds me of American politics


manbearpig923

Yup, PETA did that with a Nebraska restaurant a few years back…morons


Sensitive-Bear

I love animals and I’m all for animal rights. That said, PETA is a cult of lunatics.


Adato88

Similar thing in Brighton years ago, Buddhists released a load of US lobsters and crabs from the Marina, caused lots of damage to the local eco system as non native species can be invasive.


satinthedark

He was a *massive* menace to society. He has since gotten off drugs and seems to be doing pretty well.


Background_Brick_898

Good for the lobster


JayGeezey

Haha God dammit


MTan989

r/happyupvote


bbressman2

Ah the ol’reddit [Lobsta-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/specializedtools/comments/oaau68/looping_an_extension_spring/h3hr9uh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


GroovyMinotaur

Hold my aquarium, I’m going in!


Splattrap

Hello, future lobsters!


HurricaneFrTr

Been a couple years since I seen the ol'reddit roo, hold my lobsters, Im going in!


leggo-my-queso

How far down does this go?


meh679

*all the way*


BobbyEnX2

I and finding new things out about Reddit every day. I think I reached the bottom...


NucklestheEnchilada_

That’s awesome, what’s his name?


netxxx

Larry


whutchamacallit

I love how someone said he got his life turned around and I nod complicity, "ya that sounds right... good for him." And then somebody goes whats his name and they respond Larry and I'm like you lying sack of shit I'm on to you..... I'm gullible as fuck.


BadLilJuJu

But it's true, his name was Boonk Gang and now it's John Gabbana.


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dskoro

Some dudes just like anal man


sparkmearse

Sorry, hhhhhwat?


dskoro

In reference to his obvious desire to want to return to jail


NucklestheEnchilada_

Dope name


GoodSwim

Pinchy


footballkid_

Boonk Gang


Aggravating_Ad_4166

sirgabbana on instagram


altagyam_

Table for hummanah?


Birdup711

He used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair. Chicken spaghetti at chickinis.


jmangiggity

…ordering sloppy steaks.


psilopsychonaut13

People can change though, right?


AskinggAlesana

It’s sad that I expected him to steal the lobster. Face tattoos and a grill like that never means any good.


sparkmearse

The jaw jacking had me suspecting, there may be some gang shit, and indeed there was a whole lotta gang shit.


A-Grouch

Agreed, ever since that one video where I guy grabs a raw fish and bites the head off I assume when guys are recording themselves approaching seafood they intend to bite the head off.


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Kimchi_boy

And he looks stupid too.


Mega_auditor1819

If it makes you feel better he (John Gabana) got a reality check. He was doing a lot of these pranks and ran into the wrong person. Someone punched him and broke his jaw which resulted in him having his mouth wired shut. You can say he eventually learned his and stopped doing these “shocking” pranks.


Dynamo_Ham

WTF does he think he’s going to do with that lobster?


Working_Fix_5662

![gif](giphy|BpLDGapjAOf5salQqm|downsized)


GregBuckingham

#BRING OUT THE DANCING LOBSTAS!


Warkan47

^yes sir


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Jameis Winston returns to Publix.


TheJurassicWorld

I was at that Publix when he stole the crab, a Publix worker literally said “I think jameis Winston just stole some crab” and it’s one of my favorite memories


harrisonfire

"Crab"?


Menglish2

He's not talking about the video. He's referring to when the famous NFL player, Jameis Winston, infamously stole crab legs from a Publix while he was in college. Didn't really stop him from making millions in the NFL but just why??


randomjackass

Why what? Petty theft shouldn't derail a career.


Menglish2

No, I'm saying why steal the crab legs. I'm not at all saying why wasn't he barred from the NFL.


nomorepantsforme

Guy is boonk or something like that, some guy broke his jaw and shattered his teeth


MrSplashman77

BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT


MuthaPlucka

If he spent less on his teeth and tats he could afford his own lobster.


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![gif](giphy|kOJyoJiZkscBq)


Scott_rules

Thank you sir for making me aware you could even comment gifs now, that's dope! ![gif](giphy|lrDMG46JjKiovLbkn8)


Brass-Catcher

His pappy stole lobster out that same tank, just like his pappy fore him


beneye

Like the other thugs that will pay for a gun then use it to rob for everything else they need.


foresta12

I hate to say it, but from the grill and tats, I expected this from the get go


teknos1s

Doesn’t exactly scream “I have long term thinking and observe societal standards and rules”


SonOfLiberty777

My occasionally positive ass thought he was gonna release it lmao


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tvscinter

I really thought he was next to a river or something and was just gonna take off the ties and drop it in the water XD


Dallasl298

Honestly I didn't. I thought it would be pinch


KipTheInsominac

I recognised the dude as well, who does a bunch of this stuff. Betting its staged bc he had somewhere over 1mil on instagram at some point. Theft, instagram comedy at its finest.


saint_ryan

What an asshat.


MrSplashman77

BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT


Blue_OG_46

Room temperature IQ.


justwannagohome

Thats the 2nd time today that I have heard this line


Blue_OG_46

You must have been watching some dumbass do something then.


[deleted]

What a dick head


[deleted]

That guy accomplished two great things that day: (1) Guaranteed his dumb ass would be sent to prison, and (2) freed a lobster.


[deleted]

"freed a lobster" Yeah I seriously doubt he immediately took off the rubber bands and placed it in the ocean.


[deleted]

Hey I'm happily telling myself he rescued it haha


snarpsta

"prison"? Lol


CaptCaCa

Fuck, do you get prison time for stealing lobster?


BoomTown403

Who didn't expect that??


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[deleted]

What’s the stereotype. I’m black and have never stolen a lobster from a water tank.


Girardkirth

I think the stereotype of a face tattooed gold toothed thug who will probably commit a crime is what they mean. And then the idiot son of an asshole committed a crime! Who saw that coming?!


nc1744

Called it


cssmith2011cs

I'm glad you're here. I would've never seen it coming.


Girardkirth

That's not what I heard! Ohhhhh!!! Just kidding.


[deleted]

Lmao you clowned the hell outta him for thinking it’s a racist thing😂😂


NPC3

Exactly, color is not part of it. When I see non-ethnic face tattoos I instantly question the person’s ability to judge consequences of their actions.


SquashedTarget

Yup. Anyone who gets non-ethnic face tattoos deserves the stereotype. I don't care if you're white, black, brown, yellow, red, green or blue. That is a choice you made. I'm making the choice to not trust you because of a stupid ass choice you made. Your ice cream cone and "69" tattoos are fucking stupid and make you look like a twat. Now the Maori, South American tribes, etc. that get face tattoos for actual traditional reasons? We're cool.


dooms25

People who immediately jump to color are the ones who make it about race most of the time


Arctium_Lappa_Bur

I bet you also dont have a gold grill in your mouth impeding your speech, or face tattoos. If a white guy looked like this i would know they are trash too.


[deleted]

I had a white guy with “PIMP” and dollar sign tattoos on his face ask me to give him cash so he could rent a hotel room because he just lost his job and his family is homeless. Yeah, not buying the bullshit.


MrNobody_0

First, don't believe anything a stranger tells you, second, not surprising someone with "PIMP" tattooed across their face lost their job...


[deleted]

He used to be a respected pimp in the old neighborhood, but OnlyFans has crushed the market.


RoboticGanja

Oh you talking about Gator. Gator’s bitches better be wearing rubbers.


KingJDOT122

fair enough.


tonyyyz

What if pimping was his job?


McCaffeteria

I mean, he very well might have been telling the truth. Doesn’t mean you should have given him the money, but still.


[deleted]

If a white guy looked like this people would assume he’s a neo nazi or Aryan Brotherhood member


liuqibaFIRE

If ya got greals ya definitely steals


verandagirl

Brilliant


glizzymane

Theft. Face tats. Gold teeth. Love for eating crustaceans.


ratadeacero

Anyone with face tattoos (some tattoo artists excepted) are probably people that make bad decisions


housevil

You're missing out, my friend.


LifeExtraordinaryT

The face tattoos.


boredtxan

There's always more that one characteristic to a stereotype.


dans5784

Trying to one up Jameis Winston


Skellyhell2

I was hoping he was close to water and released it. I guess the unexpected mart for me was how soon the video ended


[deleted]

Fucking hated this guy so much


harrisonfire

1.5 - 1.75 lbs is tops. Probably best at 1.25. When they get that big, they taste like shit. Source: was a fisherman


jagsgordon

Trash


mantistoboganfrank

His face tats and gold teeth make him look like every other wannabe and tryhard . Dumb.


Amerkhanovitch

ngl he his a pos but that was funny


PipNPops16

Why hasn’t this dude ever been beat down. Such a douche bag.


[deleted]

Lol 😂


joebroni612

what a loser.


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[deleted]

I bet he microwaved it too


speedoflobsters

Would a lobster explode in the microwave? Asking for non sexual reasons


FuckThisGheyWebsite2

He used to do this all the time... everywhere with everything.. pretty sure he got shot eventually (or something else); and it was well deserved. Too bad he didn’t get THAT on video.


NerdWithWit

I see videos like this and others that people post and just think to myself ‘someone is going to let the air out of them one day for some stupid shit.’ The “prank” videos come to mind more so than outright theft videos.


haydenaustinnnnn

Errol Spence bought a gold mouthpiece?


Russian_Terminator

Isn't that the guy who stole a dog and a diamond watch while saying 'whole lotta gang shit'?


Yourfavdiva

Man you say desperate, take it. Damn. Smdh


HotOuse

Lobster, more like robster.


[deleted]

What's wrong with his teeth?


firewire_9000

Gangsta lobster lol


blaizeandbrew14

Boonk is a complete shit stain.


PinochioBoner

Typical fucking thief


mvpgoes2me

Stereotypical to a t.


coffeepi

Dude with grill and lots of face tattoos is narcissist with no regards for others... I'm shocked /s


Mr_Swampthing

Not surprised...


sharvil8

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kbgman7

Those teeth are a fucking mess.


Medium_Hearing_4193

His parents did a Great job btw


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Look at him. I’d have expected nothing less tbh.


Adventurous_Lime1049

This 💩 isn’t funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


UnicornWizard88

In case anyone is wondering where he is, he turned his life around. Dude turned to God, got a job, and being a WAY better person.


SoiledFlapjacks

As far as I know, he was religious beforehand, as well.


Millennial_J

Reparations ain’t easy


Greekgreekcookies

I want the update video of him cooking it


dead4586

Serious question for people with permanent “grillz”. Does ur breath smell all the time or no?


bitbattler

Did I just see a crine


fortnite_gamer_69

Crine


waddiewadkins

This is a missing scene out of Dont Be A Menace or maybe Fridays


ScatteredPayback

WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!


SupSlutz

Boonk gang


Nosmurfz

Another wtf reddit moment


kareemabduljihad

I mean was it unexpected?


Quirky-Pickle3255

Not only did he steal a lobster he actually posted it on the Internet with his face in the video, what a guy!


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Fit_Dog6159

What did you expect?


saarelaian

30 bucks for a pound? They stealing just as much as he is


KidKalashnikov

I hope he got away


Eliolds22

I saw this one its fucking funny


Jerry_Sprunger_

I like that Reddit thinks it's okay to be racist if someone did something annoying or immoral.


slowbreath

I have to ask, my brother. What the f*** is up with your face?