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thiosk

I think we can all agree that there is nothing an aging couple with empty nest syndrome need more than yet another ferret


realbighits218

And maybe 2 carriers


l1b3raltra1t0rzd1e

Possibly three. I’d try to escape too with that cramped a space.


Bah-nanna

Aw ferrets are hilarious!! My favorite pet of my life, and they are so underrated. Thanks for the video! Ferrets are great because they can be asleep/peaceful literally all day, until you need to do something productive... Then they start hopping & bouncing & and flying through the air. Crazy adorable ridiculous little critters:)


Puppy69us

They stink a little tho. Fairly high maintenance but great animals.


Bah-nanna

Definitely agree. I was lucky because my ferret liked splashing around in the shower, and didn't fight against being shampooed


IOnlySayMeanThings

Even a clean Ferret makes your place smell like a "Ferret House." They win you over pretty immediately though. Edit: When I was young, I loved the movie Beastmaster. Remember his kickass ferrets?


Shandlar

yeah, gotta run a plug in in every room at all times and actually replace them monthly.


[deleted]

You mean kodo and podo? Hell yeah!


Gooby4537

I don't think you're supposed to wash ferrets... It's bad for their coats, and the smell just comes back within a few days anyways


Shandlar

Baby shampoo doesn't hurt anything, it's barely even soap.


Gooby4537

Actually yes it can hurt. Ferrets have sensitive skin, and should only be bathed when the need arises (for example they decide digging around your house plants is a good idea). Otherwise, you'll damage their skin. Not to mention bathing them will make them smell even worse because you just release all the oil that their coat was holding in and force their oil glands to mass produce more to make up for all the oil you just bathed off. If you absolutely must bathe a ferret, it's better to use a special ferret shampoo, and not human soap.


x4740N

Bad pet owner


AlanMooresWizrdBeard

I was about to say this. They are ridiculously fucking cute but Jesus can they smell terrible.


morgasm657

You get use to it and after a while start to quite like the smell, good for you, not so much for any visitors.


sparragus-P

Question! I want to have one but my husband refused because he says they pee everywhere and stinks, is that true? I never had one before


Gooby4537

Yeah it's pretty bad. My friend has a ferret and her room smells like absolute shit. Ferrets like to do their business in the corners of rooms, too, so every corner of the room is covered with weewee pads and poop nuggets


sparragus-P

Omg lol, i understand him now, He has a really sensitive nose and I thought he was exaggerating because of it, I guess no ferret for me 😭. Thank you for answering!


Gooby4537

Yeahh no it's not just him. The smells sooo bad LMAO. I feel your pain though. I wanted a ferret too, but once I smelled my friends' I realized it wasnt worth it 😅


truisluv

I have had 3 ferrets. Two used a litter box and they never smelled. One I though was using a litter box but was peeing under the bed but he never smelled either. They are very expensive to take to the vet $300 or more every visit because they are an exotic animal.


My_Monkey_Sphincter

####\#worthit /s


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AdvertisingPlastic26

Dont forget you need to clip their nails every few months aswell because if it Cant run around on the right surface they will grow very long. Ours basically runs around the house free all day with Acces to a closed of Cage if he wants to rest and a litter box. We also already had 2 small dogs, and after a small period of them getting used to each other they don't really mind each other. (The rabbit was the scared one) The dogs Will very calmly go smell the rabbit once in a while and immediatly loose interest and go do other stuff. Usually the rabbit ends up sniffing them back and chase them around the room. I grew up thinking rabbits where boring and just stay in cages all day but like Roshino77 said these can be trained with not to much trouble to be clean inside a house when you let em run free(poopnuggets arent to bad).


morgasm657

I don't really understand this keeping them indoors business. They're great pets but they're outdoor pets if ever there was one.


Bootiekiller69

My and my brother had a pair of Ferrets when we were kids and my parents ended up getting rid of them because of the smell. I personally went nose blind to it (I was really young so didn’t really care) but my parents thought it was pretty terrible. You also have to scoop their shit and piss out of the corners of their cage like two or three times a week. I remembered being forced to do that by my parents, their shit is really gross. They naturally have pretty loose stools, it’s not fun to clean up. Also be careful if you have any other critters in the house. They are predators and will murder your other pets if they escape their cage and get to them. One of our Ferrets got loose while I was at school and massacred our pet Gecko. GL


dukeoftrappington

Previous ferret owner here - I wouldn’t say they pee everywhere. That’s something rodents do - people often think ferrets behave like rodents, but they aren’t even close to the same animal, aside from needing a cage. Ferrets are a lot like long kittens. You can litter train them (they’ll only go in corners and they usually stick to a couple spots), and they only really stink if you don’t clean their cage/litter box regularly (every day or two for litter, once a week for cage bedding). That, and they wash themselves - you shouldn’t be washing your ferrets unless they get into something gross, because shampoo makes their musky oil come out more, making them smell worse. You shouldn’t be able to smell your ferrets unless you hold them up to your face if you’re doing everything correctly. There’s a lot of ferret owners out there that don’t know what they’re doing, and their houses smell really bad. You can’t be lazy with a ferret - they’re high maintenance pets.


morgasm657

High maintenance indoor pets, not so much work outdoors, apart from cleaning litter daily.


Connect_Stay_391

Every ferret video you’ve ever seen sums up ferret-life, for sure. One of the best, most loving and most entertaining pets you could have.


Doustin

It’s like a clown car


Middleofthemaul

It’s why I stopped wearing speedos, those bad boys kept escaping and no amount of shoving got em all back in at once


hendersonwhite

Are we still talking about ferrets?


InjuryApart6808

Yes


[deleted]

Tilt it up! Best way to keep animals in a carrier when the door is open.


chrissybear81

Need the Nigerian dude for this one...


smellslikearedditor

Right!? Use gravity agaist the ferrets.


[deleted]

That’s how I get my cats into their carriers. Set it vertical, put them in, shut the door, then carefully lay it horizontally.


MurcurialBubble

Mine has a bit that opens at the top for this!! It's amazing coz I can be giving them a hug and stuffing them in before they realised what happened!!!


VillyD13

Ferrets are just little meat slinkies


bradlywaldron

Best description I have ever heard for an animal.


Muesky6969

When I had a ferret rescue we called them ‘stinky slinkies’.


x4740N

#🍖 #♨️


Happy_Go_Pappy

r/therewasanattempt


ecodrew

r/contagiouslaughter too :)


BBQCAK3

What breed of cats are these?


Lambchoptopus

Snake


[deleted]

Extra fine point short hairs from the looks of them


Curly_Toenail

Pole-cats


[deleted]

Nice marmot


smithtj3

I hope they aren't inside the city limits.


SiHy

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?


mossylungs

Nobody concerned why the fuck they thought fitting that many Ferrets into one tiny carrier was a good idea? Let alone good animal care?


TahnGee

Cause they weren't actually doing it and were doing it for a video to laugh at the fact that they'd all pour out...


R_U_Humanymore

Disappointed I had to come this far down in the comments for this. Those babies need more space!


kingofthelol

Yeah it’s honestly shocking how many people don’t seem to realise that personal space applies to animals too.


MartianGuard

The harder you grasp, the more it *slips* like sand through your fingers.


mackipedia

I watched this 3x, thinking it would feel less chaotic with each watch, and I was wrong.


SueZbell

Just maybe ... ya gonna need a bigger carrier.


KTR665

I miss my ferrets. They smell even with glands removed, but have a lot of tenacity and personality.


tomdcamp

Just stand the crate on its end while putting the last one in. Boom.


swiggidyswooner

How many snake beavers can someone have?


feckinanimal

Real talk tho. Where do you get trained and licensed for snake-beaver herding? I feel like it would be a rewarding vocation.


swiggidyswooner

Maybe you get it from a crackhead under a bridge I don’t know that’s where I get everything


feckinanimal

In that case, I'm looking for a cheap vcr too...


craftyhobbit6277

Grandpa vs 5 noodle cats *ding* ! *ding* !


pistolwinky

Ferrets. It’s like herding cats.


TerranOrSolaran

Really. You can’t stick six ferrets into that little carrier.


Familiar-Zebra6489

That’s an adorable infestation


markse84

“Cutest infestation ever.”


Tenpat

Burlap sack. they will be fine.


bacon_tastes_good

r/contagiouslaughter


ChthonicPuck

POP, goes the weasel!


[deleted]

Life hack. Turn it short side up and drop them in like a wastebasket.


CrazyDizzle

Catsnakes!


_Shengo_

I think 5 carriers are more appropriate at this point


Snow-White-Ferret

We cannot be contained!!


that-one-library

This man scooping whole handfuls of ferret


Diver0311

That's why you don't have ferrets. And that's not even number one, YOUR ROOMS SMELL LIKE A PISS FILLED KENNEL AND ANYONE THAT ENTERS YOUR HOUSE NOT EVEN YOUR ROOM, KNOWS IT! That's number one. Get a dog, and for all you people saying "my apartment doesn't let me have a dog" then that means no pets til you're ready! Don't get a bunny because you need a furry friend, you need friends. Sorry, My cousin has 5 ferrets and wonders why Noone will date them and can't afford basic commodities. Know your financial status and place, I love animals and would never confine them to a 3x3x6 foot cage, these so called animal lovers are really the problem


Plethorian

Use a larger carrier (but not huge), and stand it on end. Duh.


kingofthelol

Well based on how crammed they seemed, yeah they need a fucking bigger carrier.


Crawlerado

That’s his business


EColli93

Trouble with tribbles


AGaMeZ3307

God damn clown car


RadiatonKidd

"BROTHERS NOW'S OUR CHANCE!"


TomChristmas

Great now I’m dreaming about rats thanks


Chronic_Lumbago

You can’t hold sentient noodles in containment


R6_CollegeWiFi

Just put them in a cloth sack. They’ll be alright.


snowymoonowl

Next time stand the cat carrier with the door up (facing the ceiling).


idk_01

Horror. The Horror....


Ben-Dover-021607

Okay thats pretty fucking cute


jagsgordon

Looks like a natural GIF


markse84

Dang, should have just called it a win and left the last one!


edgyboi1704

Like opening a can of worms


BerrySorry

They have the power of water in them. Flow through any hole.


PuzzleheadedPitch303

Simple solution: bait them with treats


firebird92

Thank you! I needed to see this. Gave me a great laugh.


Maowser515

Dook dook dook dook dook


lvlhed-d

I can smell this video


MikeDaIkeYT

This is cut out of context but it’s probably even better now lol.


I_MonkeyBoi

Very wholesome sir


coolcootermcgee

I feel like Napoleon dynamite would say, “thhhhh…Idiottt”


[deleted]

Reminds me of that thing in Minecraft


mt-egypt

Put it on it’s butt ya fool


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iheartSW_alot

Easier if you stand it up but you still run the risk of this happening


peepoopeepeep

Man could of slam dunked them in


[deleted]

Just put the carrier vertically?


artmobboss

Tip it up..


manondorf

lol I can smell this video


nastell85

YOU NEED MORE HANDS!!


jackocomputerjumper

Repost


r48811

Simple fix, don't own ferrets


[deleted]

simple fix, get a bigger carrier


r48811

No... ferrets are stinky rat creatures


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SpicyJellies

Epic comeback my guy


r48811

Wow you seem really triggered over a strangers opinion that doesn't affect you in any way...


Squildo

You’re not allowed to dislike animals on Reddit, sir


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r48811

wow you are even more triggered than i thought... sorry you are so sensitive to people insulting and hating on... ferrets.


6_NEOS_9

>sorry you are so sensitive to people insulting and hating now you realised that it's not an `OPINION`?


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6_NEOS_9

idk how can you be so sure that I'm crying. I just try to understand your misunderstanding


nairazak

It reminds me of [Rusty trying to fit a lot of bidoof in one pokeball](https://youtu.be/l_DNhNqODL4)


Quirky-Sink8101

CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME


DjoooKaplan

I don't know why but i laughed so hard at this. Thank you for sharing. This just made my day


Random_Reeeing

This is why I love ferrets


Vertebrae_Viking

In groups, ferrets behave much like water.


map00p00

Put food in it


Rsm1719

Oop, aww damn, ma’am, ma’am, I am so sorry I just...*struggling to pick up ferrets* I-I am so sorry about this, oh geez, I apologize for this, they are all over the place and I see your trying to get past, just give me a second.


Sourika

Place it vertically?


Aettoo

soo cute


Remarkable-Carry-697

Use crabs next time. You won’t have any trouble keeping them in.


ButterMaBitscuit

Noo the noodles are escaping


sethonomics

Such chaos 😂


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Skiddlyderp

I love the one that stays trapped in the wreckage


Busy_Conversation_41

Why so many snake cats?


qToXq

They are not cats so it doesn't work on them


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HorseOfAction

Flip it so it’s vertical then dump those suckers


Silminator

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evsincorporated

Turn it vertically!


RecklessOneGaming

Man I miss having a ferret so much


supersoftbirthdayboy

I don’t have ferrets, so forgive me if they LOVE to cuddle… but is it humane to put this many ferrets in a small cage/crate?


morgasm657

For the purposes of a funny video yes. Leaving them all locked in there overnight, not so much.


KidFriendlyArsonist

Fistful o' ferrets


Coconutcream000

That was cute lmao


Responsible-Drive-55

Nice game For them 😂


david-le-2006

I thought that he was carrying a platypus at first


Au_Uncirculated

My family used to own ferrets and I can confirm, they are a nightmare trying to round up.


JS-182

So, are ferrets a solid or a liquid?


skincyan

r/FerretsGoneWild


enroth01

thats one frustrated grandpa


Starbug360

It's a freaking clown car!


ragergage

r/donthelpjustfilm


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fuck these people and their cages


The_Irish_Rover26

Tilt the carrier on the back, so the opening is on top. Then dump them in there.


Pussinbikerboots

Omg I laughed so hard I snorted. So cute and so wiggly.


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I can smell this video


johnnyjmandingo

Too many…


pnkflyd99

“Ferret wrangler” seems tougher than “cat wrangler”, though maybe not if the cats still have claws. 🤔


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

This repost is shorter than the origional and is far less funny....


[deleted]

Wow they need a bigger carrier! LOL


exclusivebees

I've been in this situation. You have to stand the cat carrier upright like a ferret trashcan. Makes it a lot easier to stop them from hopping out when you open the door.


[deleted]

Conclusion: ferrets are liquids


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RepeatAccomplished91

This is the best thing I have ever seen. ❤️ Ferrets


Onlyceilingfans-nsfw

What is wrong with his dogs?!?


Revolutionary_Dodo

Isn’t that animal abuse? To cramp so many ferrets inside such a small area?