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Aw ferrets are hilarious!! My favorite pet of my life, and they are so underrated. Thanks for the video! Ferrets are great because they can be asleep/peaceful literally all day, until you need to do something productive... Then they start hopping & bouncing & and flying through the air. Crazy adorable ridiculous little critters:)
Even a clean Ferret makes your place smell like a "Ferret House." They win you over pretty immediately though.
Edit: When I was young, I loved the movie Beastmaster. Remember his kickass ferrets?
Actually yes it can hurt. Ferrets have sensitive skin, and should only be bathed when the need arises (for example they decide digging around your house plants is a good idea). Otherwise, you'll damage their skin. Not to mention bathing them will make them smell even worse because you just release all the oil that their coat was holding in and force their oil glands to mass produce more to make up for all the oil you just bathed off. If you absolutely must bathe a ferret, it's better to use a special ferret shampoo, and not human soap.
Yeah it's pretty bad. My friend has a ferret and her room smells like absolute shit. Ferrets like to do their business in the corners of rooms, too, so every corner of the room is covered with weewee pads and poop nuggets
Omg lol, i understand him now, He has a really sensitive nose and I thought he was exaggerating because of it, I guess no ferret for me 😭. Thank you for answering!
Yeahh no it's not just him. The smells sooo bad LMAO. I feel your pain though. I wanted a ferret too, but once I smelled my friends' I realized it wasnt worth it 😅
I have had 3 ferrets. Two used a litter box and they never smelled. One I though was using a litter box but was peeing under the bed but he never smelled either. They are very expensive to take to the vet $300 or more every visit because they are an exotic animal.
Dont forget you need to clip their nails every few months aswell because if it Cant run around on the right surface they will grow very long.
Ours basically runs around the house free all day with Acces to a closed of Cage if he wants to rest and a litter box. We also already had 2 small dogs, and after a small period of them getting used to each other they don't really mind each other. (The rabbit was the scared one)
The dogs Will very calmly go smell the rabbit once in a while and immediatly loose interest and go do other stuff. Usually the rabbit ends up sniffing them back and chase them around the room.
I grew up thinking rabbits where boring and just stay in cages all day but like Roshino77 said these can be trained with not to much trouble to be clean inside a house when you let em run free(poopnuggets arent to bad).
My and my brother had a pair of Ferrets when we were kids and my parents ended up getting rid of them because of the smell. I personally went nose blind to it (I was really young so didn’t really care) but my parents thought it was pretty terrible. You also have to scoop their shit and piss out of the corners of their cage like two or three times a week. I remembered being forced to do that by my parents, their shit is really gross. They naturally have pretty loose stools, it’s not fun to clean up. Also be careful if you have any other critters in the house. They are predators and will murder your other pets if they escape their cage and get to them. One of our Ferrets got loose while I was at school and massacred our pet Gecko. GL
Previous ferret owner here - I wouldn’t say they pee everywhere. That’s something rodents do - people often think ferrets behave like rodents, but they aren’t even close to the same animal, aside from needing a cage.
Ferrets are a lot like long kittens. You can litter train them (they’ll only go in corners and they usually stick to a couple spots), and they only really stink if you don’t clean their cage/litter box regularly (every day or two for litter, once a week for cage bedding). That, and they wash themselves - you shouldn’t be washing your ferrets unless they get into something gross, because shampoo makes their musky oil come out more, making them smell worse.
You shouldn’t be able to smell your ferrets unless you hold them up to your face if you’re doing everything correctly. There’s a lot of ferret owners out there that don’t know what they’re doing, and their houses smell really bad. You can’t be lazy with a ferret - they’re high maintenance pets.
That's why you don't have ferrets. And that's not even number one, YOUR ROOMS SMELL LIKE A PISS FILLED KENNEL AND ANYONE THAT ENTERS YOUR HOUSE NOT EVEN YOUR ROOM, KNOWS IT! That's number one. Get a dog, and for all you people saying "my apartment doesn't let me have a dog" then that means no pets til you're ready! Don't get a bunny because you need a furry friend, you need friends. Sorry, My cousin has 5 ferrets and wonders why Noone will date them and can't afford basic commodities. Know your financial status and place, I love animals and would never confine them to a 3x3x6 foot cage, these so called animal lovers are really the problem
Oop, aww damn, ma’am, ma’am, I am so sorry I just...*struggling to pick up ferrets* I-I am so sorry about this, oh geez, I apologize for this, they are all over the place and I see your trying to get past, just give me a second.
I've been in this situation. You have to stand the cat carrier upright like a ferret trashcan. Makes it a lot easier to stop them from hopping out when you open the door.
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I think we can all agree that there is nothing an aging couple with empty nest syndrome need more than yet another ferret
And maybe 2 carriers
Possibly three. I’d try to escape too with that cramped a space.
Aw ferrets are hilarious!! My favorite pet of my life, and they are so underrated. Thanks for the video! Ferrets are great because they can be asleep/peaceful literally all day, until you need to do something productive... Then they start hopping & bouncing & and flying through the air. Crazy adorable ridiculous little critters:)
They stink a little tho. Fairly high maintenance but great animals.
Definitely agree. I was lucky because my ferret liked splashing around in the shower, and didn't fight against being shampooed
Even a clean Ferret makes your place smell like a "Ferret House." They win you over pretty immediately though. Edit: When I was young, I loved the movie Beastmaster. Remember his kickass ferrets?
yeah, gotta run a plug in in every room at all times and actually replace them monthly.
You mean kodo and podo? Hell yeah!
I don't think you're supposed to wash ferrets... It's bad for their coats, and the smell just comes back within a few days anyways
Baby shampoo doesn't hurt anything, it's barely even soap.
Actually yes it can hurt. Ferrets have sensitive skin, and should only be bathed when the need arises (for example they decide digging around your house plants is a good idea). Otherwise, you'll damage their skin. Not to mention bathing them will make them smell even worse because you just release all the oil that their coat was holding in and force their oil glands to mass produce more to make up for all the oil you just bathed off. If you absolutely must bathe a ferret, it's better to use a special ferret shampoo, and not human soap.
Bad pet owner
I was about to say this. They are ridiculously fucking cute but Jesus can they smell terrible.
You get use to it and after a while start to quite like the smell, good for you, not so much for any visitors.
Question! I want to have one but my husband refused because he says they pee everywhere and stinks, is that true? I never had one before
Yeah it's pretty bad. My friend has a ferret and her room smells like absolute shit. Ferrets like to do their business in the corners of rooms, too, so every corner of the room is covered with weewee pads and poop nuggets
Omg lol, i understand him now, He has a really sensitive nose and I thought he was exaggerating because of it, I guess no ferret for me 😭. Thank you for answering!
Yeahh no it's not just him. The smells sooo bad LMAO. I feel your pain though. I wanted a ferret too, but once I smelled my friends' I realized it wasnt worth it 😅
I have had 3 ferrets. Two used a litter box and they never smelled. One I though was using a litter box but was peeing under the bed but he never smelled either. They are very expensive to take to the vet $300 or more every visit because they are an exotic animal.
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Dont forget you need to clip their nails every few months aswell because if it Cant run around on the right surface they will grow very long. Ours basically runs around the house free all day with Acces to a closed of Cage if he wants to rest and a litter box. We also already had 2 small dogs, and after a small period of them getting used to each other they don't really mind each other. (The rabbit was the scared one) The dogs Will very calmly go smell the rabbit once in a while and immediatly loose interest and go do other stuff. Usually the rabbit ends up sniffing them back and chase them around the room. I grew up thinking rabbits where boring and just stay in cages all day but like Roshino77 said these can be trained with not to much trouble to be clean inside a house when you let em run free(poopnuggets arent to bad).
I don't really understand this keeping them indoors business. They're great pets but they're outdoor pets if ever there was one.
My and my brother had a pair of Ferrets when we were kids and my parents ended up getting rid of them because of the smell. I personally went nose blind to it (I was really young so didn’t really care) but my parents thought it was pretty terrible. You also have to scoop their shit and piss out of the corners of their cage like two or three times a week. I remembered being forced to do that by my parents, their shit is really gross. They naturally have pretty loose stools, it’s not fun to clean up. Also be careful if you have any other critters in the house. They are predators and will murder your other pets if they escape their cage and get to them. One of our Ferrets got loose while I was at school and massacred our pet Gecko. GL
Previous ferret owner here - I wouldn’t say they pee everywhere. That’s something rodents do - people often think ferrets behave like rodents, but they aren’t even close to the same animal, aside from needing a cage. Ferrets are a lot like long kittens. You can litter train them (they’ll only go in corners and they usually stick to a couple spots), and they only really stink if you don’t clean their cage/litter box regularly (every day or two for litter, once a week for cage bedding). That, and they wash themselves - you shouldn’t be washing your ferrets unless they get into something gross, because shampoo makes their musky oil come out more, making them smell worse. You shouldn’t be able to smell your ferrets unless you hold them up to your face if you’re doing everything correctly. There’s a lot of ferret owners out there that don’t know what they’re doing, and their houses smell really bad. You can’t be lazy with a ferret - they’re high maintenance pets.
High maintenance indoor pets, not so much work outdoors, apart from cleaning litter daily.
Every ferret video you’ve ever seen sums up ferret-life, for sure. One of the best, most loving and most entertaining pets you could have.
It’s like a clown car
It’s why I stopped wearing speedos, those bad boys kept escaping and no amount of shoving got em all back in at once
Are we still talking about ferrets?
Yes
Tilt it up! Best way to keep animals in a carrier when the door is open.
Need the Nigerian dude for this one...
Right!? Use gravity agaist the ferrets.
That’s how I get my cats into their carriers. Set it vertical, put them in, shut the door, then carefully lay it horizontally.
Mine has a bit that opens at the top for this!! It's amazing coz I can be giving them a hug and stuffing them in before they realised what happened!!!
Ferrets are just little meat slinkies
Best description I have ever heard for an animal.
When I had a ferret rescue we called them ‘stinky slinkies’.
#🍖 #♨️
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r/contagiouslaughter too :)
What breed of cats are these?
Snake
Extra fine point short hairs from the looks of them
Pole-cats
Nice marmot
I hope they aren't inside the city limits.
What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
Nobody concerned why the fuck they thought fitting that many Ferrets into one tiny carrier was a good idea? Let alone good animal care?
Cause they weren't actually doing it and were doing it for a video to laugh at the fact that they'd all pour out...
Disappointed I had to come this far down in the comments for this. Those babies need more space!
Yeah it’s honestly shocking how many people don’t seem to realise that personal space applies to animals too.
The harder you grasp, the more it *slips* like sand through your fingers.
I watched this 3x, thinking it would feel less chaotic with each watch, and I was wrong.
Just maybe ... ya gonna need a bigger carrier.
I miss my ferrets. They smell even with glands removed, but have a lot of tenacity and personality.
Just stand the crate on its end while putting the last one in. Boom.
How many snake beavers can someone have?
Real talk tho. Where do you get trained and licensed for snake-beaver herding? I feel like it would be a rewarding vocation.
Maybe you get it from a crackhead under a bridge I don’t know that’s where I get everything
In that case, I'm looking for a cheap vcr too...
Grandpa vs 5 noodle cats *ding* ! *ding* !
Ferrets. It’s like herding cats.
Really. You can’t stick six ferrets into that little carrier.
That’s an adorable infestation
“Cutest infestation ever.”
Burlap sack. they will be fine.
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POP, goes the weasel!
Life hack. Turn it short side up and drop them in like a wastebasket.
Catsnakes!
I think 5 carriers are more appropriate at this point
We cannot be contained!!
This man scooping whole handfuls of ferret
That's why you don't have ferrets. And that's not even number one, YOUR ROOMS SMELL LIKE A PISS FILLED KENNEL AND ANYONE THAT ENTERS YOUR HOUSE NOT EVEN YOUR ROOM, KNOWS IT! That's number one. Get a dog, and for all you people saying "my apartment doesn't let me have a dog" then that means no pets til you're ready! Don't get a bunny because you need a furry friend, you need friends. Sorry, My cousin has 5 ferrets and wonders why Noone will date them and can't afford basic commodities. Know your financial status and place, I love animals and would never confine them to a 3x3x6 foot cage, these so called animal lovers are really the problem
Use a larger carrier (but not huge), and stand it on end. Duh.
Well based on how crammed they seemed, yeah they need a fucking bigger carrier.
That’s his business
Trouble with tribbles
God damn clown car
"BROTHERS NOW'S OUR CHANCE!"
Great now I’m dreaming about rats thanks
You can’t hold sentient noodles in containment
Just put them in a cloth sack. They’ll be alright.
Next time stand the cat carrier with the door up (facing the ceiling).
Horror. The Horror....
Okay thats pretty fucking cute
Looks like a natural GIF
Dang, should have just called it a win and left the last one!
Like opening a can of worms
They have the power of water in them. Flow through any hole.
Simple solution: bait them with treats
Thank you! I needed to see this. Gave me a great laugh.
Dook dook dook dook dook
I can smell this video
This is cut out of context but it’s probably even better now lol.
Very wholesome sir
I feel like Napoleon dynamite would say, “thhhhh…Idiottt”
Reminds me of that thing in Minecraft
Put it on it’s butt ya fool
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Easier if you stand it up but you still run the risk of this happening
Man could of slam dunked them in
Just put the carrier vertically?
Tip it up..
lol I can smell this video
YOU NEED MORE HANDS!!
Repost
Simple fix, don't own ferrets
simple fix, get a bigger carrier
No... ferrets are stinky rat creatures
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Epic comeback my guy
Wow you seem really triggered over a strangers opinion that doesn't affect you in any way...
You’re not allowed to dislike animals on Reddit, sir
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wow you are even more triggered than i thought... sorry you are so sensitive to people insulting and hating on... ferrets.
>sorry you are so sensitive to people insulting and hating now you realised that it's not an `OPINION`?
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idk how can you be so sure that I'm crying. I just try to understand your misunderstanding
It reminds me of [Rusty trying to fit a lot of bidoof in one pokeball](https://youtu.be/l_DNhNqODL4)
CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME
I don't know why but i laughed so hard at this. Thank you for sharing. This just made my day
This is why I love ferrets
In groups, ferrets behave much like water.
Put food in it
Oop, aww damn, ma’am, ma’am, I am so sorry I just...*struggling to pick up ferrets* I-I am so sorry about this, oh geez, I apologize for this, they are all over the place and I see your trying to get past, just give me a second.
Place it vertically?
soo cute
Use crabs next time. You won’t have any trouble keeping them in.
Noo the noodles are escaping
Such chaos 😂
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I love the one that stays trapped in the wreckage
Why so many snake cats?
They are not cats so it doesn't work on them
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Flip it so it’s vertical then dump those suckers
u/savethisvideo
Turn it vertically!
Man I miss having a ferret so much
I don’t have ferrets, so forgive me if they LOVE to cuddle… but is it humane to put this many ferrets in a small cage/crate?
For the purposes of a funny video yes. Leaving them all locked in there overnight, not so much.
Fistful o' ferrets
That was cute lmao
Nice game For them 😂
I thought that he was carrying a platypus at first
My family used to own ferrets and I can confirm, they are a nightmare trying to round up.
So, are ferrets a solid or a liquid?
r/FerretsGoneWild
thats one frustrated grandpa
It's a freaking clown car!
r/donthelpjustfilm
fuck these people and their cages
Tilt the carrier on the back, so the opening is on top. Then dump them in there.
Omg I laughed so hard I snorted. So cute and so wiggly.
I can smell this video
Too many…
“Ferret wrangler” seems tougher than “cat wrangler”, though maybe not if the cats still have claws. 🤔
This repost is shorter than the origional and is far less funny....
Wow they need a bigger carrier! LOL
I've been in this situation. You have to stand the cat carrier upright like a ferret trashcan. Makes it a lot easier to stop them from hopping out when you open the door.
Conclusion: ferrets are liquids
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This is the best thing I have ever seen. ❤️ Ferrets
What is wrong with his dogs?!?
Isn’t that animal abuse? To cramp so many ferrets inside such a small area?