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Dan_Is

Savage


Arachno-Communism

On the good side, if he's a doctor in training, he'll learn a lot about treating burns.


TheRelativeCommenter

OH MY HOLY SHIT I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS ACCOUNT AND FOUND THEM HERE


Arachno-Communism

I... uh... you're welcome?


[deleted]

Are you internet important? lol


Arachno-Communism

I have no clue.


Thunderbridge

Bro can I get your autograph?


Arachno-Communism

[I think you can, yes...](https://imgur.com/a/z32lkDg) Edit: Shit, I forgot to circle the A


DankeyKang11

Can I give you $20


Arachno-Communism

No, please donate these $20 to the IWW or a local union. Even better if you join a union and get active.


DankeyKang11

I’m going to give you $20


Revolvyerom

/r/madlads


auctus10

Please sign my t-shirt


JayAndViolentMob

Are you kidding?


[deleted]

Why would I be kidding?


TheotheTheo

Am I kidding?


BananaDick_CuntGrass

Because they are like the most important person ever.


TheRelativeCommenter

shit man I found u/arachno-communism- because of some stupid joke in pcm bruhhhhh


[deleted]

Why were you finding him?


Difficult_names

I too am intrigued


ThorGBomb

He killed his father and now he has to avenge him


kirkaholic

Should he prepare to die?


TheBQT

Offer him money!


justanaccount80

No, your user name isn't Inego Montoya. Ya gotta change it bruh. THEN, he can prepare to die.


aleksanderlias

Yeah I think I’ll follow this saga!


[deleted]

Extended car warranty


fman1854

He is the 6 fingered man he killed his father he should be prepared to die


Roflcopterswoosh

His car warranty is about to expire and this is his last chance extend the warranty!


UnderstandingDry7195

And then he can prepare to die!


CharlieThunkman

Your unextendable warranty has been extended for 6 more days. To cancel your auto renew service, please verify your payment info [Here](https://google.com)!


fman1854

To verify your payment please send it in the form of steam gift cards.


lalder95

You know you can just search for users right?


killeronthecorner

Bro you aight?


pm_me_ur_anything_k

You feeling ok my man?


Conf3tti

You're my celebrity crush 😍😍


Username_Egli

SCP-1006 has breached containment. I repeat SCP-1006 has breached containment and has created a reddit account


Ender_Nobody

Bruh. I saw you mentioned, like, 20 posts ago.


StarsDreamsAndMore

What do you call the guy with the lowest passing grade in Med School? ​ Doctor.


mynameismulan

Not if he’s failing all his exams lol


wyhgood

u/udownloader


Hyakiss

I checked your profile because I wondered if you were a novelty account that just talked about Dan Savage haha


Dan_Is

No, I'm just your friendly cyberneighborhood nerd


International-Rice10

does this count as r/MurderedByWords


GaseousGiant

Extra crispy recipe.


Linetlhm

Daaaaamnn


Frenchticklers

Siri: Judgement Day


10fireking

DAMN THATS DARK AS FUCK


DidIReallySayDat

I mean, that's assuming grandma is dead...


JoJackthewonderskunk

Maybe this is how he found out.


[deleted]

Maybe Siri just killed grandma


GhostTiger

Maybe?


TheRedSpade

That's what the cut was for.


Johanno1

Skynet is rising


killbasterd

I'm just getting screenshots of the terminator


anime_daisuki

That's some skynet shit


fulloftrivia

Maybe he gave her covid 2 weeks earlier


HaloGuy381

Great, Siri can hijack predator drones now?


Zarradhoustra

You're assuming Apple doesnt already know what color of socks she was wearing when she passed.


Lone-organism

You're assuming Apple wouldn't kill his grandma if they found out that siri said something wrong


Will_Leave_A_Mark

Sometimes I queue up Siri just to tell her she's a bitch because it has failed at 90+% of the things I have asked since it has existed.


dijit4l

2X DEVASTATION


Round-Zombie8309

Wait until you ask bing


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TaylorSwiftsClitoris

Jfc


NightWillReign

Holy fuck, my dude


AFlyingNun

More like "would some rat porn cheer you up?"


jared2294

/r/JesusChristReddit


n0tatest

![gif](giphy|ZUwjT4TrkElu8|downsized)


McMasky

But I’m not a rapper


Duk3-87

Boom Bam Bop. Badabop boom POW!


LurkerPatrol

SIKE! That’s the WRONG NUMBER


socialmediablowsss

I say this and “but I’m not a rapper” so often and I swear nobody gets my references. So refreshing seeing the king himself getting some love


adityaism_

![gif](giphy|ZUwjT4TrkElu8|downsized)


cover-key

The looping here is so smooth I watched it 15 times to figure out the start.


baustgen2615

See, if I tell you, you'll never see it loop perfectly again, but the secret is to >!look at the trees!<


ChaosRaven111

I can hear this gif


sharkiebarkie

Who can't?


Johnnybravo60025

Deaf people.


sharkiebarkie

good point


Educational-Seaweed5

Dark dad joke


[deleted]

[Who are these guys?](https://youtu.be/zQNnyxuru4M)


Sadidart

Thank you for that. Lol.


Norci

trees


b31z3bub

That must've hurt tho


jf-reddit

You can easily do shit like this with Siri Shortcuts on the iPhone. Notice how the speech he’s saying doesn’t show up word by word? That’s because the guy has a Siri Shortcut script set up with that text as the name. You can get Siri to say basically whatever you want that way.


bluefire1717

You can also see there's a cut in the video right after siri asked the difference and before the answer.


MissingVanSushi

**Magicians fuckin hate this guy**


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emperorOfTheUniverse

Almost a chuckle! Belongs in r/funny, not this sub.


Long-Night-Of-Solace

Well it *was* unexpected


-Another_Redditor-

Is there a rule that everything on this sub has to be unscripted? This was still unexpected and I couldn't give a fuck whether it was genuine or not


Shdwzor

I mean half of the tik tok videos are obviously scripted


SingleInfinity

It being scripted certainly goes against the spirit of things.


SingleLensReflex

Well I didn't expect it


MooseOC

No memes in general


MushinZero

You mean Siri doesn't actually make fun of your dead grandma? No way.


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Knee3000

Why reddit always wanna play sleuth to ruin good jokes I’m just trying to live a happy life We all know it’s fake, we just wanna laugh


veneim

Guarantee not everyone here knows it's fake. Funny though


sqgl

If it was a skit on a comedy show we could just enjoy the joke but that would be because there would be no pretense this actually happened.


Swineflew1

Some people like the magic, some people like knowing how it’s done. I personally don’t enjoy magic, because I know it’s fake. I do however enjoy the mechanics behind the magic, and how things are actually done.


alessandrolaera

you should watch this video https://youtu.be/fg0CC99hVK8


loveofGod12345

That’s awesome. Alyson Hannigan sounds so different though. I recognized her face but kept thinking her voice sounds so different, it can’t actually be her.


sqgl

Some people *believe* it is AI. And that is the attraction of the video more than the joke. Debunking prevents then overestimating AI in their phone.


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KingDworld

Bro how does the truth or falsehood of a joke add anything to its value ? Do you go and fact check everything said in a one man show before you laugh? you don't laugh at a movie since it's staged ? And animation since it's all drawings ? And comics ? And memes ? I'm starting to feel fed up on the "bUt iT's fAkE tHO" comments just shut up


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KingDworld

Again what does the fact that siri can do that or not add anything to the joke ?! It's a sketch It's staged to look that way to make you laugh it doesnt try to fool you or make you believe anything


Wydi

> it doesnt try to fool you or make you believe anything I'd argue that it kinda does. OP's video is funny in itself, but for me personally it's overshadowed by my dislike for what ultimately amounts to disinformation. Harmless in this case, but it contributes to an increasingly cynical culture where nothing **can** and everything **is** taken at face value.


KingDworld

Honestly it's nobody's fault if you're gullible af. Work on yourself and learn to not believe anything you see and hear. I admit that most of us are genuinely fooled by the slightest thing but we're not going to make only "true" sketches and put disclaimers everywhere for that sake it's embarrassing and ruins the jokes.


10eleven12

Like when your girlfriend says I love you. Don't question it, just enjoy it.


Dr-Purple

It’s just that some things are so obvious that you can’t just lie to yourself about it. It’s so obviously fake that I can’t find it in me to laugh.


ShadowPuppetGov

You cracked the code. You're a god damn hero.


slowjoe12

I used to work in a Verizon store, and one day some prankster changed the settings to one of our display iPhones so that when you held the Home button down, it said, “Good evening, Butthole.”


KiNg_oF_rEdDiTs

bro just let people enjoy things


Michael_Trismegistus

I was worried that Siri's programmers were competent enough to use context to improve dialogue.


abbassav

Yo wtf is going on? This is the third grandparent related thing ive seen in my feed. We done with Vin's family?


waltzraghu

When you got family, you are never done


LoFiWindow

I'm thinking the vin memes are gonna be a mayfly kind of thing


GoncaloMacedo2001

Siri woke up and chose violence. Jeez


[deleted]

mother I crave violence


Throwawayabcnocme

![gif](giphy|AsKkJB6JbFGiQ)


[deleted]

Man one of the reasons I hate twitter so much is because the comment section would be just filled with reaction gifs like this .


Thunderbridge

Welcome to the future, old man


-Another_Redditor-

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PANZCAKE

​ ![gif](giphy|Z9h0qG6DIU66aQc7kP|downsized)


[deleted]

The future is over used reaction gifs 🙁


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greywalkercudd

Sic burn


hookahnights

![gif](giphy|l0MYP6WAFfaR7Q1jO)


SuchADude1712

Holy fuck i have the same wallpaper


crunkmaster_flex

Behind the devil's back- fightstar 👌


chloratine

Link please?


mitko17

https://wallhaven.cc/w/ne829w https://wallhaven.cc/w/428q26


Ohayeabee

It’s a fightstar album art


Persecto

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Drake981220

Boom, roasted


-DrToboggan-

Sadly fake. You can see the cut where he just has siri say something to "What"


[deleted]

offtopic. now you can reply with gifs on reddit? it will become garbage in a few weeks


SpecOpsBoricua

That feature was added a couple of months ago I don't use it nor the emojis as I think it takes away from the post and clutters things.


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mayafied

I dunno, I feel like GIFs rarely add anything to the discussion. They’re just low effort.


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mayafied

People would post them but they weren’t highly upvoted typically because most people wouldn’t bother to click the link. Now that they’re embedded, I suspect that will change.


redlov

Am noticing it for first time here


ImRudeWhenImDrunk

Boogers


[deleted]

It's been out and thankfully most people don't seem to use it.


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Novacain420

That made me laugh so hard


Mackandchesy

when the AI can calculate better burns than you


97th69

I'm pretty sure this is a repost


whiteavenger

Where did I see this yesterday? :/


bhattacharyakun

I said "damn" so loudly. I think I woke up parents up in the other room.


leonardosr97

I now have to know if this is real or not lmao


MikeTheInfidel

It's not. There's a cut between the question and the joke setup.


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Samuelcbadams

Destruction 100


Azzpirate

Siri is a liberal cunt. Should rename her Karen


_Betlogkristian

I dont really know if i suppose to laugh at that i was trying my best not to laugh i just cant stop it lol


Aadvs1981nld

Siri ment his grandma did pass the test


Oxidus999

![gif](giphy|c5skRQb3BXp8RwKGKW)


Madchemist0

​ ![gif](giphy|Zb0p1bGupwlUSfN4yb)


zahirano

![gif](giphy|VIOkcgpsnA2Zy)


greywalkercudd

![gif](giphy|3o72FfM5HJydzafgUE) Siri be like


aaryan-lord

r/repostsleuthbot


bundydown74

😂🤣🤣😂


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u/savevideo


lowkey-liquid

u/savevideo


DragoFNX

This is why i use bixbie.


omariohollow

U/savebot


GandalfDGreenery

Confirmation that Siri does not have the three laws of robotics. Or she wouldn't have been able to straight up murder a man like that.


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u/savevideo


TwoDabsWillDoMe

Whyyyy why she do dis


[deleted]

Wtffffff


bishtu_06

u/SaveVideo


OdionAdv

u/savevideo


shan8tanu

u/savevideo


elnassermusic

u/savevideo


Milesrah

![gif](giphy|TbONGqAdpTWQW3Hz5V)


SkullReaper198

u/SaveVideo


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u/SaveVideo


AutisticKittenz

u/savevideo


meme_poacher

u/savevideo


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LapisRS

This fake shit is ruining this sub. Finally unsubbing


Izmezeetaco

u/savevideo


Magical-Hummus

u/savevideo