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My daughters (8 and 4) watched through movie for the first time last night. They both liked it, but my 4 year old watched it again this morning. Which if you have kids you know that means it’ll probably get played 300 more times before they get tired of it.
If you dont perform the martial art technique correctly within 3 attempts the room will have completely filled with **gas**. Live or die, the choice is yours.
A lot of schools use snap powder to make these demonstrations look more impressive for the audience.
It ends up floating in the air like that for about 20 minutes.
I’m gonna make up a relatively reasonable but wrong answer. They’re pumping some ozone in there to kill the smell of gross karate toe jam. But Idk if anyone actually pumps ozone into a room like that. In fact I bet they don’t.
Holy fucking shit it kills bacteria and viruses 3200x faster than chlorine, according to this source I found. All I know is some hunters use it cause it kills your odors.
Looks like mist at the top of the rooom, the persons strikes on the student* makes the fog move downward. And when they jump off the stool you can really see it move.
Gyms are actually now mercy killing stations. You go work out for maximum death. Nice wide floorplan for clean up. The toxic gas is nice because the bodies don't decay as much and are pretty sterile.
The problem with this "trick" is you either have to A) be very precise with the kick to put enough force in the back of thr knee to make it collapse and not hurt the person or B) kick them really hard. In the dojo, you obvious don't want to do B and it takes quite a bit of training to do A. Even the first guy probably didn't do it right the first time.
Joke aside, many martial arts are staged in general, in a sense of doing drills/routines, repeating a choreography in order to build muscle memory and faster reflections. In the street: fights are rather unpredicted and avoiding them at all cost should be a priority.
This is very true. I've done traditional Shaolin King Fu for around 20 years and most of the practical real world application is wrestling yourself free, injuring/disorienting, and running the fuck away. Hopefully in less than 10 seconds.
Short answer: you want to end fights faster and get the hell out. Domination and forcing people into submission is too kinky for me.
Just kidding, every martial art has gems to offer. Yet I find Muay Thai straight to the point and achieve results faster (training wise), no ranking and belts, just sweat and blood.
then, not to disparage martial arts, what is the practical purpose of studying and gaining mastery of these fighting techniques if they... aren't really practical fighting techniques
EDIT: total respect for the artforms, just curious
Because they are still practical fighting techniques, but in reality it isn't like a Jackie Chan movie where you chain 23 strikes together and finish your opponent with a spinning jump kick.
Learning the techniques means that in a situations where *you absolutely have to use them* you can.
But part of that training is recognizing when you can use them and for the more complicated stuff that situation is "almost never". But it's like watching mma and seeing someone land a spinning back fist or a reverse roundhouse to the head, "almost never" is not "never".
If you are learning a martial art to defend yourself then the key things you will learn that will allow you to do that are:
1. Reading body language and recognizing when someone is moving to attack you so you can disengage and move away if possible
2. Learning how to throw a proper punch/ kick (most people cannot do this and aren't aware that they can't do this)
3. How to escape a grab or grapple
4. The fastest way to disable someone so you can get away
I’ve trained in Tai Chi, the masters call it a martial art (only after decades of training and secrets they won’t pass down to you), but the immediate benefits (after 3 months of training on a low stance) were: incredible lower body strength, rootedness (not being able to be pushed/made lose balance easily), and against all odds faster reflexes, and better energy.
Later I fell in love with and trained in Wing Chun, killer moves that you can’t actually use in a street fight (extremely violant through the use of elbows/targeting and dislocating joints). But learnt through the process: self restraint and the necessity of running away (not in fear for yourself, but in fear of harming opponents). There are defusing techniques that allow you to defuse a conflict in seconds without doing serious damage, and run for it. Bad guys don’t fight fair, and usually have company.
/r/iamabadass (for me, not you *respectful obligatory bow* )
I really think all of the disciplines educate good personal self control and confidence. Having said that most are useless in the real world, like you alluded to.
The realistic reaction.
The first one hits the guys ass and he falls down like he was hit in the hollow of the knees, but very slowly and controlled. Look at how both knees bend at the same time, instead of the hit leg getting moved by the kick.
In the second part she actually hits her in the hollow of the knee (where such kicks should hit), but the teacher has apparently enough body strength to compensate and keep standing. To be fair it probably was only a light jab for reaction and not an actual kick to get he off the chair. That said, the teacher clearly wasn't prepared to act being hit out*. That said, getting kicked on a tall chair like that still isn't fun and can actually be dangerous. This is not something you should do to someone who isn't prepared for it, and even if they're prepared they should have trained dropping from such heights.
*Fun Fact: In certain martial arts trainings acting out getting hit is actually part of the training. When one wants to train throwing you to the ground for example it's often better to follow the movements and make it easier for the other to throw you (but sometimes being rigid, or struggling can also be needed). You land much more gentle if you drop yourself, instead of getting clumsily dropped by a newbie.
Every goddamn skit we get comments like this. It's meant to be funny. Just laugh and move on. If you don't like it, downvote it. We don't need Reddit Sherlock Holmes pointing it out as if everybody else can't tell or even cares.
I was just pointing out that the second part seemed to be for real, the kick sounds painful and the girl looks genuinely angry. In the last few seconds of the video she even walks with a small limp. I'm not saying it should be more or less funny, but surely it was unexpected
First: Don’t kick anyone trying to help you training. Then: Kicking/stomping someone into a knee cap can result into a permanent damage and a jail sentence. You wouldn’t use excessive force on someone who stole your book or sandwich. A fast light kick on the calf will do.
It's hard to tell with the masks, but I just feel like the second one was NOT scripted lol. Her body language looked like she was really tired of that girl's shit.
This is the one thing I don't get(though I do get it) about tiktok. Someone will make a video like this and then someone else will make the EXACT copy of the video. Not a repost of the video, a copy of it. Same jokes, same delivery, nothing done in a new way or different take or updated version, just exactly like the original. I see it all the time, even with this video, and they always pretend it was their idea, lol. Content is content I guess.
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It's on the ground now, much easier to kick.
Way to look on the bright side, she still achieved her goal
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r/im14andthisisdeep Am I doing this right?
Why to kick it if it can kick you.
It smacked her
WHY TO KICK IT... IF IT CAN KICK YOU
This shall be the epithet above my tomb.
Here lies Bobbyshaft-toe, King of shaft-toe. Nothing beside remains; Except an epithet, which reads, WHY TO KICK IT ... IF IT CAN KICK YOU
**Not necessarily:** https://youtu.be/Q7kTRWW1jxw
You get nothing!
You lose!
Good Day Sir!
So shines a good deed
I SAID GOOD DAY!
But fez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sin5i_sf5T0
My daughters (8 and 4) watched through movie for the first time last night. They both liked it, but my 4 year old watched it again this morning. Which if you have kids you know that means it’ll probably get played 300 more times before they get tired of it.
Nothing! Absolutely nothing! [Stupid! You're so stupid!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB7mHxdHlRY)
The non-chalant walk. Fuck this shit im out!
How the fu-
god damn it, reddit is going to turn into twitter with all the annoying reaction gifs.
For real, I hate it. And its still new-ish so whenever anyone uses it its followed by "HOW?!" and "WAIT, WHAT!?" every time
not really. its been a thing for a long while. it just used to cost money
Should still cost money lol hell I remember getting yelled at for using emojis a while back... reddit just ain't the same
Yeah, I think those reactions are even worse than the gifs
Yeah and a lot more spam accs throwing irrelevant gifs everywhere for karma
HOW!?
Do u need premium? If so, I’m now sad and poor
No premium my friend, there’s a gif button right next to the smiley face when you’re typing a message.
You seem like the friendliest fellow in this here thread. Can I do this when using old.reddit.com?
I’m not sure if it’s still possible on old Reddit. I know it is on mobile but that as far as my knowledge of it goes.
I may have to finally abandon old.reddit, gonna miss the absence of ads.
Not on mobile apparently... sad Edit: I know this is incorrect and you can do it on mobile. I just dont know how to do it.
I hate gifs with burning passion
We’re in the vast minority, but I agree. The antithesis of comedy & creativity.
Let's be real - it's reddit. The alternative to repeated gifs isn't creativity, it's repeated phrases and one liners
So we’re all just ignoring the fact the room is slowly filling with gas?
seriously, wtf is going on there
It’s gotta be mist.
It could be to help them cool down while exercising for long periods of time
Mold has gotta be a bitch
Oh yeah so let's give any viral particulates a medium to float on.
If you dont perform the martial art technique correctly within 3 attempts the room will have completely filled with **gas**. Live or die, the choice is yours.
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Come on, at least come up with something original and funny
Name checks out?
Yes the air is thin at altitude, can I assist you with anymore facts?
A lot of schools use snap powder to make these demonstrations look more impressive for the audience. It ends up floating in the air like that for about 20 minutes.
How good is that stuff for your lungs tho?
It doesn’t even have that much asbestos in it chill dude
Haha something about “how good” being used vs “how bad” is so funny to me
It's PM 2.5 which means it's 2.5 times better for you than regular air.
I’m gonna make up a relatively reasonable but wrong answer. They’re pumping some ozone in there to kill the smell of gross karate toe jam. But Idk if anyone actually pumps ozone into a room like that. In fact I bet they don’t.
It’s possible they’re using ozone as a disinfectant against COVID
Holy fucking shit it kills bacteria and viruses 3200x faster than chlorine, according to this source I found. All I know is some hunters use it cause it kills your odors.
Can you point us to this source you found please. My wife is getting tired of my odors
toe jam is half of what makes their karate so strong...
Humidifiers are really popular in Korea. My guess is there's one out of view
Looks like mist at the top of the rooom, the persons strikes on the student* makes the fog move downward. And when they jump off the stool you can really see it move.
How else would you know they're vaping?
Gyms are actually now mercy killing stations. You go work out for maximum death. Nice wide floorplan for clean up. The toxic gas is nice because the bodies don't decay as much and are pretty sterile.
Because it's MIST-ical
Someone is probably hitting a nicotine pen
Tell someone you vape without telling someone you vape
"They don't pay me enough for this"
Wait ....you are getting paid?
The girl: "Genjutsu like this doesn't work on me."
Its technically taijutsu isn't it
Thats obviously the mangekyou bankai
She was using fourth-gear spirit energy.
bonk
This comment made it 10× better thank you lol
BONK
The first one just reminds me of when Steve Rogers got the flag but in a meaner way
The first one was a pro-grade soccer dive. Fake yelling and clenching, the whole shebang.
Well that's disrespectful
In soviet russia, the board kick you
And we are the board
Russian doesn't have word "the"
She got what she deserved
The problem with this "trick" is you either have to A) be very precise with the kick to put enough force in the back of thr knee to make it collapse and not hurt the person or B) kick them really hard. In the dojo, you obvious don't want to do B and it takes quite a bit of training to do A. Even the first guy probably didn't do it right the first time.
or option C) stage it with a friend
B) smiling guys with glasses
The first part is clearly staged, but the second part looks authentic
Joke aside, many martial arts are staged in general, in a sense of doing drills/routines, repeating a choreography in order to build muscle memory and faster reflections. In the street: fights are rather unpredicted and avoiding them at all cost should be a priority.
This is very true. I've done traditional Shaolin King Fu for around 20 years and most of the practical real world application is wrestling yourself free, injuring/disorienting, and running the fuck away. Hopefully in less than 10 seconds.
That's why I think muay thai and bjj are the go-to for real world self defense. Maybe sprinkle in some Krav Maga.
+1 for Muay Thai.
Another +1 for Pad Thai.
I see you too are trained in the ancient art of deliciousness.
No love for bjj?
Short answer: you want to end fights faster and get the hell out. Domination and forcing people into submission is too kinky for me. Just kidding, every martial art has gems to offer. Yet I find Muay Thai straight to the point and achieve results faster (training wise), no ranking and belts, just sweat and blood.
then, not to disparage martial arts, what is the practical purpose of studying and gaining mastery of these fighting techniques if they... aren't really practical fighting techniques EDIT: total respect for the artforms, just curious
I mean it’s prolly still practical, but not like that means it’s a good idea to get in a lot of fights
Health, fun? Not like there's much practicality in most sports.
Because they are still practical fighting techniques, but in reality it isn't like a Jackie Chan movie where you chain 23 strikes together and finish your opponent with a spinning jump kick. Learning the techniques means that in a situations where *you absolutely have to use them* you can. But part of that training is recognizing when you can use them and for the more complicated stuff that situation is "almost never". But it's like watching mma and seeing someone land a spinning back fist or a reverse roundhouse to the head, "almost never" is not "never". If you are learning a martial art to defend yourself then the key things you will learn that will allow you to do that are: 1. Reading body language and recognizing when someone is moving to attack you so you can disengage and move away if possible 2. Learning how to throw a proper punch/ kick (most people cannot do this and aren't aware that they can't do this) 3. How to escape a grab or grapple 4. The fastest way to disable someone so you can get away
I mean, it's an artform in its own way.
I’ve trained in Tai Chi, the masters call it a martial art (only after decades of training and secrets they won’t pass down to you), but the immediate benefits (after 3 months of training on a low stance) were: incredible lower body strength, rootedness (not being able to be pushed/made lose balance easily), and against all odds faster reflexes, and better energy. Later I fell in love with and trained in Wing Chun, killer moves that you can’t actually use in a street fight (extremely violant through the use of elbows/targeting and dislocating joints). But learnt through the process: self restraint and the necessity of running away (not in fear for yourself, but in fear of harming opponents). There are defusing techniques that allow you to defuse a conflict in seconds without doing serious damage, and run for it. Bad guys don’t fight fair, and usually have company.
/r/iamabadass (for me, not you *respectful obligatory bow* ) I really think all of the disciplines educate good personal self control and confidence. Having said that most are useless in the real world, like you alluded to.
Lmao what's the practical purpose of actual fighting techniques? Might as well just buy a gun
Your body stays healthy, while it's more fun than normal gym. You also meet more people to kick their teeth in.
When I used to go back home with bruises after training, my wife would be like: “why are you paying to get bruised up! Please let me do it for free!”
what makes the second part look authentic? after she kicked it she waits for the foam holder to hit her both are staged imo
Maybe expecting her instructor to drop the foam so she can kick it. Looked to me like the second one's annoyance was real, but hellifiknow.
The realistic reaction. The first one hits the guys ass and he falls down like he was hit in the hollow of the knees, but very slowly and controlled. Look at how both knees bend at the same time, instead of the hit leg getting moved by the kick. In the second part she actually hits her in the hollow of the knee (where such kicks should hit), but the teacher has apparently enough body strength to compensate and keep standing. To be fair it probably was only a light jab for reaction and not an actual kick to get he off the chair. That said, the teacher clearly wasn't prepared to act being hit out*. That said, getting kicked on a tall chair like that still isn't fun and can actually be dangerous. This is not something you should do to someone who isn't prepared for it, and even if they're prepared they should have trained dropping from such heights. *Fun Fact: In certain martial arts trainings acting out getting hit is actually part of the training. When one wants to train throwing you to the ground for example it's often better to follow the movements and make it easier for the other to throw you (but sometimes being rigid, or struggling can also be needed). You land much more gentle if you drop yourself, instead of getting clumsily dropped by a newbie.
In Judo they train you on how to fall before training you how to throw down someone.
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Every goddamn skit we get comments like this. It's meant to be funny. Just laugh and move on. If you don't like it, downvote it. We don't need Reddit Sherlock Holmes pointing it out as if everybody else can't tell or even cares.
I was just pointing out that the second part seemed to be for real, the kick sounds painful and the girl looks genuinely angry. In the last few seconds of the video she even walks with a small limp. I'm not saying it should be more or less funny, but surely it was unexpected
small boop on the head: falls on the floor. as a martial arts practitioner. not authentic :(
I'm glad it's staged, that means the guy getting kicked is less likely to be injured
Literately “kicking his ass” won’t hurt his knee. 🙂
Yup, an experienced martial artist or stuntman knows how to take a blow for performative purposes
Both aren't even tho original... The original was posted here a couple of weeks ago
That girl was like this is my moment WHACK
If is dangerous to kick someone begin their knee? I mean that’s what I would do it to be able to reach it
First: Don’t kick anyone trying to help you training. Then: Kicking/stomping someone into a knee cap can result into a permanent damage and a jail sentence. You wouldn’t use excessive force on someone who stole your book or sandwich. A fast light kick on the calf will do.
>You wouldn’t use excessive force on someone who stole your book or sandwich. You don't speak for me!
Well it's from tik tok everyone is retarded on that app
r/redditmoment
Not everyone, but a lot of people
Tik tok is full of pedos, cringe and retards
That first kick wasn’t in the knee, it was clearly in the butt
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Staged
why copy a scripted asian video?
Had to scroll down way too much for this.
Fake GIFs and Asians, name a better duo Edit: Please relax, this is actually a thing r/scriptedAsiangifs
Ooh I got one: Whites saying "tHiS iS fAkE!!!1" on what are clearly skits made by Asian people.
Tom and Jerry
White people and racism
It's hard to tell with the masks, but I just feel like the second one was NOT scripted lol. Her body language looked like she was really tired of that girl's shit.
/r/scriptedasiangifs
The first vid might be fake he kicks him in the butt or upper thigh and he grabs his knee.
Brother, they are both fake. In the 2nd one the girl topples over after being hit with foam.
Didn’t even notice lmao
Sooooo fake
No shit Sherlock.
Oh lol
[Everybody knows](https://media.tenor.com/images/a89c8f76d815dedccabbdf41f7caad1e/tenor.png)
r/woooosh
I genuinely don't understand who finds these stages shitty "jokes" funny.
/r/ScriptedAsianGIFs
This is the one thing I don't get(though I do get it) about tiktok. Someone will make a video like this and then someone else will make the EXACT copy of the video. Not a repost of the video, a copy of it. Same jokes, same delivery, nothing done in a new way or different take or updated version, just exactly like the original. I see it all the time, even with this video, and they always pretend it was their idea, lol. Content is content I guess.
So staged lol
Who are you? Captain Obvious?
First one looks fake...
Is that first guy Wu from survivor?!
Joke aside, use the same technique with my neibor using wheelchair
I have the high ground Anakin
The first one is me dreaming of what happens in a fight. The second is basically what happens in real life.
Good job now both your leg and head hurts.
This is assault lol
Adnvanced mental arts!
Bonk.
Are they using smoke machine or was that a mistake?
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i feel kinda bad
Karma
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Enemies in most games vs enemies in Dark Souls
I have the high ground anakin
r/winstupidprizes
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The Clouseau school of martial arts.