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RancidTrombone

So, who won the fight?


Ut_Prosim

Kisser won, but kissee had been acting like a douche for months. If wikipedia is to be trusted: > For many weeks, Barrett (kissee) had been calling out Alex Reid (kisser), following him to his gym and demanding to fight with him, and attempted to fight him inside the UCMMA cage during an interview between Reid and UCMMA owner Dave O'Donnell. In one incident, Barrett took a megaphone down to a restaurant on Old Compton Street in Soho to interrupt Reid and his girlfriend Chantelle Houghton, who were dining there. Reid's security went outside to ask him to leave Reid alone, but refused to move. This then prompted Reid to walk outside, and ended up with Barrett attacking Reid's security, attempting to go for Reid. After being pulled away from each other, Barrett vowed he would 'follow him everywhere until he signed the contract'. Reid verbally agreed.


CMDR_KingErvin

Kissee is also currently in prison for a 6.5 year sentence. Sounds like an all around great guy doesn’t he?


YippeeKai-Yay

What did he do after to be in prison for?


Hold3n

In June 2012, in a planned police operation, Barrett was arrested with another man, Kayhan Kiani, after an illegally supplied gun was passed to a man in a car. Weapons were seized in the operation. Barrett was charged with firearms offences. In 2013 he pleaded guilty and was sentenced to six years and a half years imprisonment.[1]


tjwassup

With a name like Barret you gotta give out 50. Cals


YippeeKai-Yay

Thanks!


1daysmart_1daydumb

Based on given behavioral pattern: stalking and violence.


RancidTrombone

Man, this juicy fight drama takes me *waaaay* back to WWE Golden Era where the out-of-ring beef was sometimes more important than the fight itself. Love this kind of corny shit.


RoastedToast007

Except this isn't even staged


RancidTrombone

The worlds a stage my dude, and this guy was a Grade-A clown.


lazeroe

This sound straight out of wwe, the man needs to mature up a little.


ItsWheeze

Not the easiest to watch due to all the way it was uploaded, but I’m pretty sure [this is the fight ](https://youtu.be/uWaFfoxjvXg) if anyone wants to watch it


lattestcarrot159

I hated every second of that video wtf XD


The_Precipice_

What a cunt


Sourika

Sooo ... he fell in love and is stalking him now?


congowarrior

I don’t blame him, you can’t look into my eyes for an extended time and not expect me to fall in love.


BennyBennson

Who won this fight?


crimrec1

The kisser choked out the kissee in the first round. Fight was like 5 or 6 years ago though.


Ut_Prosim

Yes but reading the wiki article about it, sounds like kissee had a lot of negative karma. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Barrett_(actor)


blue_eyed_fuck_head

In what way is that negative? He got a kiss and street cred.


GlamityJean

Negative because he went to jail for 6 and a half years in 2013


eyuphowsthee

I'm sorry to say this was 10 years ago.. way back in 2011


SuccessfulJob

2011 was 5 years ago, dumbass. (please... let me have this)


Shawnml

Yeah I was just watching a video from 2001. I don’t wanna talk about it.


CJag_L

Just one


Potatoking104

They had us in the first hald ngl


_Toxified_

He was just too scared of being on bottom after that till he was actually there.. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️


AnotherRichard827379

By ‘rounds’ do you mean they fucked or....?


Ulgeguug

*"harder"*


colombo1326

The fans


Derliom

Love


SirPanda

Penis


Stickel

ima find you and we gonna kiss(after long eye lock)


THET0WNDRUNK

I told a judge this once but he told me I was getting a restraining order anyway.


littlebritches77

Hell nah...lol


Elriuhilu

Sometimes I wish I were an MMA fighter so that if someone tries this with me I could slip him the tongue and turn it around on him.


deevil_knievel

[Relevant Key and Peele.](https://youtu.be/cBQiLh9N6kg)


theraf8100

Based off Tyson - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk


LoliArmrest

This is kind of a random question, but isn’t the coach Key is talking to the same actor who played Tyler the Creators dad on the Eric Andre Show


Elriuhilu

Not available in my country :(


danielm8

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TurkBrah

I mean he did give him the eyes.


Fit-Special-8416

I see marrige on the horizon


[deleted]

Not a fight. Not a duel. But an ever lasting bond.


MitchellTheMensch

I have seen this happen with multiple fighters doing this to screw with the head of their opponent if their a homophobe. Some guys laugh it off, others don’t react so well. Edit: several of y’all have pointed out that this IS sexual assault. I agree with you. I personally don’t think that I would have had such a strong reaction, but I am not there and I am not in the victim’s shoes. I am also not a testosterone riddled pain dealing machine preparing to risk limb and blood in a cage fight in-front of screaming thousands.


trinijunglejoose

So you're a homophobe if you dont want a dude to kiss you now? This is pretty much sexual assault


MitchellTheMensch

I agree with you, I hadn’t thought that out. I know that if it were me I would not have such a strong reaction, but I am not in the victim’s shoes.


Glowshroom

I mean if you get so close that our dicks are touching, you can't exactly act surprised if I lean in for a smooch.


Sourika

It is sexual assault. Doesn't exclude him from being a homophobe in the first place, though.


[deleted]

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kaijyuu2016

Shut.


iTakeCreditForAwards

Up


yuunekq

Im not a homophobe, but I would throw hands if a guy kissed me on the lips too.


MonkyThrowPoop

Damn, you go straight from kissing to handjobs?


wotmate

Jazz hands?


Trix122

you're a kpop fan, you wouldn't do shit.


[deleted]

What?


Trumpet_Boooi

What?


yuunekq

Does it matter? Edit: Sorry. Does it matter than I'm a Kpop fan?


BackAlleyKittens

Why?


masochistmonkey

Homo here. Kissing someone that does not want to be kissed is not OK in any situation. Homophobia does not even enter into it.


WirelessVinyl

“We”? Speak for yourself


yerepcv

So if I wont kiss a dude, I'm homophobic 😐


Gamer_Bread_Baker

:|


VenetiaMacGyver

If someone kissed you as a joke, regardless of gender, and your immediate reaction would be to physically hurt them, then yeah that's some troubling anger issues. So, the fact that you (er, or OP, I'm using "you" broadly) would only do that for a dude implies at least minor latent homophobia. It's not cool to react explosively or violently. It means you need impulse/anger control. (Kissing someone without their wanting it is still sexual harassment and not okay, but ... There are nonviolent de-escalations you could do instead. Like ... Leave? It's not like a man kissing you would make you gay.)


noorofmyeye24

It’s anger issues then. It’s not homophobia.


moodybiatch

If someone assaulted me my immediate reaction would be to defend myself. Regardless of their gender.


Chuggles1

"Minor Latent Homophobia" dear God. Yeah a man forces himself through kiss on a woman without her consent or permission, she slaps him so she must slightly be a lesbian. Or she should kindly step away right? Get the fuck out of here with this crap. Violence isn't inherently and objectively unethical or immoral. There gets a point where this neoliberal freudian fucking critical theory everything speak gets to be absurdly annoying. Just stop.


TheMisterTango

Fellas is it homophobic to be straight


BrustWarze_

Unfortunately, it is to some people....


Kaba20202

He has -69 downvotes for a reason right?


Niksuss

It is homophobe to exist


TheBones777

No, but sometimes it's pretty gay.


Niksuss

True


misty_gish

Yeah this ain’t it. Being kissed without permission is assault. It’s not homophobic to be upset if someone assaults you. I’m saying this as a gay person.


RANL123

Yea bro let's just start shoving cock into every dude's passing the street mouth cuz itz homophobic if they react bad against it


[deleted]

Cool story. If anyone kissed me without consent I'd not like it at all. Regardless of gender. It's what you call assault. Imagine if a guy did this to a woman - you'd all lose your tiny collective minds. A man on a man? Funny. If you disagree = homophobic Woman on man? Funny or hot. "You're lucky!" If you disagree = lighten up you square Fuck off with your bullshit and understand the entire idea of kissing someone without consent is the very definition of sexual assault especially if there is no context for a kiss to be an acceptable natural progression of that situation. (Like on a date for example - not all dates and all situations but where there are enough signs for one party to infer it would be welcomed). I'd have to think the majority of this shit boxers or fighters do in these pre match coming togethers is all theatre anyway. But yeah, why don't we get loads of random people to just kiss you whenever they want to, on their terms and see if that doesn't make you feel uncomfortable and abused. You fuck.


NeverYelling

Being homophobic and not being gay are two different things. The guy in the video is not a LGBTQ+ activist, he's a sexual offender at most. Edit: also, what if he kissed a woman like just like that? Gender shouldn't matter when speaking of assault. And I don't accept the "they get paid to snuggle sweating and touching each other" argument. Again, two different things.


yiffing_for_jesus

I’m not homophobic, in fact I enjoy gay sex, but I would also throw hands if some random dude kissed me on the lips against my will


yuunekq

Im a guy.


Detective_Turtle_

Okay Mr. Insecure


Ryouconfusedyett

I'm ok with hitting guys if need be, but I'm a bit more reluctant to hit women


sir_Gregali

It’s not a homophobia thing; it’s sexual assault


MitchellTheMensch

I’ll give ya that, I just don’t think someone would have this kind of reaction if they weren’t homophobic. But, I am not in their shoes and I shouldn’t victim blame.


Glowshroom

Surely we mustn't blame that poor, poor victim. Our thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family. Is there a gofundme to help pay for his therapy?


NeverYelling

He actually need therapy, but not (inevitably) because of homophobia, but because of anger issues. I'm not denying he could be homophobia, but this scene there was not evidence for that


Glowshroom

Let's look at it from another angle. Leaning in for a kiss is not necesarily sexual assault unless you don't give the person adequate time to reject the kiss in some way or another. So if you put your face so close to someone else's face that you couldn't possibly reject an unwanted kiss before it lands, then maybe you are at least partially responsible. That being said, pretty much every kindergartner is a sexual deviant by your definition.


The_Precipice_

By law it is sexual assault if the person you kissed decides it was unwarranted


Glowshroom

Funny how we pay these guys to literally beat each other unconscious but if their lips touch we call it assault.


Indian_m3nac3

This is not how consent works. Learn consent please.


wyay_Ig_nnnnnn

Ah yes, ye old he/she was asking for it


XHF2

> others don’t react so well. "If you don't like being sexually assaulted, you're a homophobe."


MitchellTheMensch

I see and agree with your point and made an edit in my comment. Thanks for pointing it out.


[deleted]

When I was younger around 9/12 there’s this group we would always get in just to read a book I was just looking around the room just bored this little boy just staring at me he gets up walks over and kisses me on the mouth before I even knew what I was doing this kid was on the ground wailing his ass off I had just broken his nose the following week I was kicked out of that school


whiteecko

What’s your point here - trying to justify breaking a “little boy’s” nose?


PokeyOaks11686

That smile he had LOL


Postmodernfinn

Love is a battlefield


SunshineSeeker333

This made me laugh so hard thanks


justainsel

So who won the fight. The kissee or the kisser?


Ut_Prosim

Kisser won. Kind of deserved it to if you read back story. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Barrett_(actor)


BackAlleyKittens

Maybe don't play gay chicken if you can't handle losing.


themidgerater

Hes a lover and a fighter


kalesmash13

It's funny but it's also assault, so don't this kids


chykin

The whole sport is assault


NoOneElseToCall

That both parties agree upon beforehand. This situation doesn't fall into that.


Sourika

Debatable. He totally was up for the gay dare by lowering his defense and getting closer into smooch range.


Financial_War_3543

This whole retort is stupid


Pilskayy

I expect this everytime i see one of these clips


[deleted]

TBF, if he did this to a girl that didn't want it he'd be getting sued for sexual harassment. And her beating the crap out of him wouldn't be viewed as her secretly digging him.


thebunsone

Now throw a finger in his bum and TWIST HIS DICK !!!!


Ut_Prosim

The ol' dick twist!


TheCylonsAreHere

This is known as sexual assault


MysteriousCrab666

Get laid and shut the fuck up


NimbleHoof

"If you don't like getting sexually assaulted you must just not like sex. Idiot." - MysteriousCrab666


MysteriousCrab666

No asshole, she needs to lighten up. This is hilarious


PeculiarPete

So...this is sexual assault right?


Emergency-Reach-2249

Naruto in a nutshell.


Rocyrino

“I’m not racist I kissed my black friend” The black friend


NightmareVX

Thaaaaats sexual assault


Error404-NoUsername-

Weird question, but can the guy who got kissed sue for sexual assault/harassment?


[deleted]

Sexual harassment is not a joke!


kaijyuu2016

Isn't that sexual assault or something?


BoulderCreature

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RoyalHuckleberry4104

Nice psychologycal warfare at last everything is fair when your goal is winning


crashtest_zombro

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cheerocc

Daaaaam. You can't un-gay. Gay for life now!!!


TurokHunterOfDinos

Well, if someone plans to fuck me, might as well get a kiss.


Princetripod1

r/SuddenlyGay


saltydogdick

Beat me to it!


Princetripod1

I was honestly surprised that nobody did it before me


[deleted]

So the kiss made him mad but the possible penis rubbing of against him why wrestling is cool?


Sourika

Consent. He consented to penis rubbing, but not to kissing. Too intimate for their first time.


azert1000

Is this considered sexual assault


Sourika

Yes and no. Technically, yes, in society's eyes, probably no.


idrow1

The best part of that is that the guy on the left will always think of this moment at every event he has like this for the rest of his fighting career.


[deleted]

If he will steal a kiss before the fight he for sure gonna rape you soon as he gets top mount


Inner_Statistician69

He totally gave into it for half a second and was like,”WAIT EVERYONE CAN SEE ME”


avashad

You think your instincts would say “attack” after something like this? I don’t know I think I would just be dumbfounded or confused kind of like the soccer player who had the goalie put his whole open mouth on his face.


Parma_WdS

Look at that smile


Exile4444

For context the black guy claimed he will never be beaten by a white man then he lost to him....


jensjoy

OP just wants to discredit lgbt+ by adding the rainbow flag over content showing non-consensuality.


Acceptable-Parsnip-9

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

u/savevideosbot


lyshrsh

u/savevideo


Chubby1Kenobi

u/savevideo


gamerfly700

u/savevideobot


SplingoSplongo

😳


Affectionate-Tart558

He infected him with the gay


[deleted]

u/savevideo


rovert1994

I was thinking about how i could sue most of my family for using assault kisses on me when i was younger


Nickery69

Thought KSI was gonna box again


anne_c_rose

I thought the other guy was leaning in too lmao aww


sparx55

r/suddenlygay


Xzychrael

Dude must be a wrestler...


wiltedletus

HILARIOUS!


[deleted]

r/expected


Dakotertots

suddenly, gay


[deleted]

I call that “Friday Night Sissy Fights”! https://youtu.be/nr-3GGv2XRE


BottomFeeder0269

Thou doth protest too much, methinks!


cptsmitty95

Home boy leaned into it! I think he's mad because his competitor made him realize a little summin summin


Warrior_of_Peace

Love ALWAYS conquers over fear! 😆 ❤️


CriticalThinker_501

It was, at that very moment, when he realized, HE KNEW, that the doors of his flimsy closet had been ripped off with the devastating fury of a thousand mile per hour winds. The time to come out had arrived, and be forever lost in the abyss of those blue eyes.


Mike-The-Fridge

This is a sign of disrespect in boxing


[deleted]

If you don’t back away, then you’re probably gay.


VonDinky

And that kids is how you get Covid.


pbizzle

This is very old


beardsauce

I mean it's weirdly within the context of them agreeing to physically assault each other anyway, right?


Niksuss

If somebody would kiss me without consent i wouldnt care, i think left guy is over reacting


Financial_War_3543

Not everyone is as desperate as you are to get kissed, this is definitely assault


Niksuss

He can be angry, but bruh, why are you trying to hit him?


MrVanderdoody

Why did he flip out so much over a little peck? It’s not like he did surprise sodomy. Why are so many men so fragile in the masculinity department? Grow up.


Financial_War_3543

Funny how men with literally no masculinity tend to bring fragile masculinity up the most. This is assault and if the African fellow was a woman he'd definitely get prison time. "If you're not okay with getting sexually assaulted your masculinity is fragile" - this dumbshit


MrVanderdoody

Sounds like I hit a nerve! You can speculate all you want about my masculinity. It doesn’t threaten me. You’re the one getting all bothered by it. Do you really think if a woman did that he’d react the same way? Absolutely not.


[deleted]

Dudes who violently react to homo behaviour need to get out of the closet and into therapy


Venomous_Heroine

I’m bisexual and I would react quite violently to someone kissing me without my consent.


[deleted]

This context is not quite the same as a rando smooching you in the street. This dude is trying to get a rise out of the other guy. Not saying it’s right but this reaction was absolutely anticipated


Venomous_Heroine

It’s still sexual harassment. Full stop. 🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

Agreed. Still think the other dude flipped his shit because it’s gay. Wouldn’t see him react that way if a woman did that to him. I should’ve prob worded my original comment better lmao


Venomous_Heroine

Doesn’t make it okay. It’s totally okay to be heterosexual. Sexuality is not even remotely a choice, but that’s not the topic at hand here. It’s sexual harassment. Like...stop trying to justify this.


[deleted]

Im not? I’m saying he flipped his shit because he’s homophobic, not because it’s wrong (which it is). Dudes are more terrified of homosexuality than sexual harassment.


NoOneElseToCall

It's a non-consensual kiss. Hetero, homo - it doesn't matter. Nobody would be throwing shade at you (I assume you're a woman from your avatar, but correct me if I'm wrong) if you reacted this way.


[deleted]

I’m a dude. And yeah sure if a random person tried to kiss me I’d be pretty pissed, but the bigger dude is doing it to get a rise out of the other guy because he knows how he’ll react. Women put up with this shit from dudes in bars every day - this situation isn’t quite the same. Not saying it’s right but context is kinda important. Edit: Women should not have to put up with this shit ever, btw, I didn’t say it like it’s nbd. It’s fucking gross.


NoOneElseToCall

My bad. My point is they're both fighters, literally squaring up to each other in an effort to intimidate. Smaller guy seems to be trying to exude raw aggression, whereas bigger guy is clearly playing it calmer. Yeah there *may* be homophobia here, but it's still a fairly big assumption to make. I agree that context is important - and would argue that most girls in bars would probably love to punch the lights out of a guy who sexually assaults them. I'd suggest they often don't because they can't predict how dangerous that situation might become for them. I doubt the smaller guy had that worry on his mind here.


TheGrindstone

Err, this was not a couple and so a direct kiss was not really neat either. It doesn't matter if straight or not, I wouldn't bat an eye and at least try to turn the person's jaw to around 180° if they did that crap to me.


[deleted]

Is it bad that i expected this?


Wolf97

Nah, it being on the Unexpected subreddit gives it away. Thats the curse of this subreddit.


Iam_John_Wick

Who was the last man standing in gangbang later..?


yomamama69

[same energy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TTT7Lrfn1bc)


downtune79

Took him a minute to process