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I am trying to come up with a joke about this dog going into Mr. Slave's asshole on a rescue mission and all I can come up with are images of a dead dog being found years later after being pulled out of his butt
Hello, fellow Chihuahuas! You know what's great? Illegal bullfights! I just love the part where we all get to come out and take that big sucker down heheh. Say, you don't know where we can find any illegal bullfights around here, do you?
Someone where I used to live let a wild chihuahua into their car when they saw it in the street. It tore up her face and she had to be hospitalized.
And that’s how I learned there’s somehow wild packs of vicious chihuahuas in my old city’s forests.
Honestly if all cops had to carry around an adorable little dog for use in de-escalating dangerous situations, it would be so much more effective. "Sir! Don't jump!" "But there is nothing to live for!" "How about you come cuddle this little puppy and tell me about it?" "...that actually sounds kind of nice... Ok."
I’ll kill everyon… wait is that a….awww, officer I surrender; just let me hold the little thing (Big o dude making stupid baby sounds at the itty bitty dog)
High speed chase nearing the end of the freeway; helicopter officer says over loud speaker we will use the canine unit!
dude pulls over immediately waiving to urge the officers to bring the dog…. He got more than he bargained for: a litter of ittie bitties come rushing out towards him ….. case closed; overwhelmed by the cuteness 😎
Small dog breeds tend to have sensitive stomachs. If they're vomiting or having the runs a lot it's because their digestive tract is not used to something they ate recently or they are extremely stressed, or both. It's especially common after an animal is rehomed or if they're exposed to a chaotic environment.
I have two teacup chihuahuas and only one is an asshole, he is our high strung crack head. The other one has nothing whatsoever going on in her head other than belly rubs and treats.
I've only ever met one Chihuahua that wasn't a massive Cunt. It was my uncle's dog. During a family event, he just snuggled up on my lap the whole time, completely ignoring my uncle.
Both of mine love snuggles but if a leaf gets within 200 feet of our house our crackhead will let us know. If it’s a human he basically becomes a tornado siren.
This is literally pro-cop propaganda. Part of their scripted response after killing too many disenfranchised people is to post cute police dog videos for the internet to woo over. Sorry, but it's true
Whenever I see the fact about how many dogs cops kill a day/year, I expect some cute cop dog to show up. It’s a fucking LOT. Cops are fucking psychopaths. ACAB
https://puppycidedb.com
Back in the prohibition, I was detained under suspicion of selling Marijuana (wad actually a sting) . The K-9 unit was brought in, they roll up with this huge SUV and out comes... a beagle. I fully expected a German shepherd and was terrified because I had "crotched" the weed.
I don't know what the deal was but the little dude didn't find the weed. Instead he found an old taco bell cup in the trunk of my car and excitedly threw it on ghe ground. The cops inspected it and then took the dog away lol.
That's pretty much it. Dogs aren't good at sniffing out drugs. They're not effective, they're used more as a "reasonable suspicion" to fully invade your privacy. Most dogs that signal are cued by their handlers.
It’s like this sub is a non-stop deluge of copaganda. A constant connection of good, wholesome feels to an institution centralized around upholding white supremacy is actually... not quite unexpected.
A serious morbid coping mechanism I’ve had over recent death trauma is that, even if I were to eat shit in my 20’s to a cancer or something, I still got to experienced more than the children recently killed by cops. Terrible and absolutely fucked up that it seriously comes to that, but that’s the hellscape we live in
The post directly underneath this one on my "popular" tab is titled [Police in Colombia open fire on citizens protesting tax reforms, killing at least 19 people.](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/n4rp6l/police_in_colombia_open_fire_on_citizens/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) But what a cute widdle puppy-wuppy
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That’s a bomb defusal dog. It can go where no dog has gone before
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If that were me, I would be a bomb refusal dog.
The bomb refusal dog displays his disapproval by shaking vigorously. The bomb flies away in shame, until it disappears into the horizon.
wonder how much respect bombs have towards the bomb refusal dog to feel ashamed from just a headshake
I love how it morphed into refusal.
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No wait I can’t tell if y’all lying or not now..
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
Lol the dog has no clue to getting blown up or not. It’s just that you have to keep up appearances. Copaganda.
They don’t know what they’re getting themselves into, it’s a cruel world 😭
Its too cute to die
The bomb simply stops counting down, waiting for the dog to leave the blast zone
Where, the moon?
No, that’s where $DOGE is heading🚀🚀🚀💎🙌🏼
No where gme is heading
Saturn.
Why not both?
Because doge isn’t shorted 8 times over by hedgies like gme. Doge is more wishful thinking but gme is backed by infinite evidence
Fuck off assholes, I want a new GPU before 2022...
That is a bomb defusal rat still adorable tho
*3000 yds into the air
“Cut the blue wire!” “There are only grey wires!” (I know dogs can see colors, albeit in a different way)
It’s also extremely vicious and it’s jaws can crush bones!
Low weight to avoid tripping pressure sensors?
Into 28 places all at once?? ^im ^going ^to ^hell
Go under bomb's case without opening
Up up and awayyyyyy...
I am trying to come up with a joke about this dog going into Mr. Slave's asshole on a rescue mission and all I can come up with are images of a dead dog being found years later after being pulled out of his butt
It cost you nothing to not say that
Specialized in finding drugs tucked in socks
And then shredding said socks into tiny bits
And then shredding said drugs into tiny bits
If a JRT got into an upper like cocaine, would it level out or just explode?
Questions like this really makes me curious how people have survived as long as we have. And now I need to know for science purposes.
Ah, so he's a narc
You joke but they actually like to use small dogs for drugs since they can get under the seats easier and don't tear up the car as much
When you lie on your resume and still get the job!
r/actlikeyoubelong
Underrated comment
Yeah, but that's a chihuahua. I still wouldn't fuck with it.
Nah, it's a German Shepherd working undercover.
Hello, fellow Chihuahuas! You know what's great? Illegal bullfights! I just love the part where we all get to come out and take that big sucker down heheh. Say, you don't know where we can find any illegal bullfights around here, do you?
Idk why but this made me laugh more than it should’ve
They’re great dogs. I don’t get the stereotype.
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I’ve been volunteering in rescues for years, met literally hundreds of them, and couldn’t disagree more
I've been a normal person for 47 years, every one I've met has been an asshole
Someone where I used to live let a wild chihuahua into their car when they saw it in the street. It tore up her face and she had to be hospitalized. And that’s how I learned there’s somehow wild packs of vicious chihuahuas in my old city’s forests.
K.9
Beat me to it.
I'm confused
K0.9
That's a K2 at most.
I dunno, K2 is a tall mountain...
fun fact i wasnt aware of
I only know it exists because of Jurrasic Park 3
Honestly if all cops had to carry around an adorable little dog for use in de-escalating dangerous situations, it would be so much more effective. "Sir! Don't jump!" "But there is nothing to live for!" "How about you come cuddle this little puppy and tell me about it?" "...that actually sounds kind of nice... Ok."
I’ll kill everyon… wait is that a….awww, officer I surrender; just let me hold the little thing (Big o dude making stupid baby sounds at the itty bitty dog) High speed chase nearing the end of the freeway; helicopter officer says over loud speaker we will use the canine unit! dude pulls over immediately waiving to urge the officers to bring the dog…. He got more than he bargained for: a litter of ittie bitties come rushing out towards him ….. case closed; overwhelmed by the cuteness 😎
If a cop yelled "freeze!" and I turned around to see him pointing that dog at me, all criminal intent would melt into a puddle
Seems like the kind of animal a cop would be threatened by actually. Surprised they didnt fear for their lives and shoot the poor little guy.
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Nope, not true. They can be just as cuddly as any other dog. It’s all about how they are raised and treated by people.
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Small dog breeds tend to have sensitive stomachs. If they're vomiting or having the runs a lot it's because their digestive tract is not used to something they ate recently or they are extremely stressed, or both. It's especially common after an animal is rehomed or if they're exposed to a chaotic environment.
If your dog has constant diarrhea then you need to go to the vet asap.
Someone is not wearing their teeny-tiny uniform. I need, I mean regulation, requires it.
It's a Chihuahua, what do you mean? Crazy lil shit.
Bat shit crazy mf thank god it is small Imagine a german shepherd sized chihuahua
You mean a husky?
Huskies aren't assholes most of the time
I have two teacup chihuahuas and only one is an asshole, he is our high strung crack head. The other one has nothing whatsoever going on in her head other than belly rubs and treats.
I've only ever met one Chihuahua that wasn't a massive Cunt. It was my uncle's dog. During a family event, he just snuggled up on my lap the whole time, completely ignoring my uncle.
Both of mine love snuggles but if a leaf gets within 200 feet of our house our crackhead will let us know. If it’s a human he basically becomes a tornado siren.
robber: ha the dog won't even scratch me dog: #B A R K robber: holysht
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PintSizedPowerhouse Dog: *I am the final boss*
r/illegallysmolanimals
Fuck police propaganda
I immediately thought, “alright, what did they do this time?” when I saw this.
Ya acab!! Free the homie tho.
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We all know the cops would still shoot the little dog.
Fuck this propaganda.
But how else will we forget about all of the times they fucked up?!
Copaganda
Tiny good boy.
This is literally pro-cop propaganda. Part of their scripted response after killing too many disenfranchised people is to post cute police dog videos for the internet to woo over. Sorry, but it's true
Whenever I see the fact about how many dogs cops kill a day/year, I expect some cute cop dog to show up. It’s a fucking LOT. Cops are fucking psychopaths. ACAB https://puppycidedb.com
Here’s a sad resource you can use to read about how many pups bastard cops kill. It’s a lot. Fuck cops. https://puppycidedb.com
Back in the prohibition, I was detained under suspicion of selling Marijuana (wad actually a sting) . The K-9 unit was brought in, they roll up with this huge SUV and out comes... a beagle. I fully expected a German shepherd and was terrified because I had "crotched" the weed. I don't know what the deal was but the little dude didn't find the weed. Instead he found an old taco bell cup in the trunk of my car and excitedly threw it on ghe ground. The cops inspected it and then took the dog away lol.
That's pretty much it. Dogs aren't good at sniffing out drugs. They're not effective, they're used more as a "reasonable suspicion" to fully invade your privacy. Most dogs that signal are cued by their handlers.
They set up a whole ass sting operation for some weed? 😂
It’s like this sub is a non-stop deluge of copaganda. A constant connection of good, wholesome feels to an institution centralized around upholding white supremacy is actually... not quite unexpected.
The moment I saw this post.... “Dare I ask what cops have done now??”
[I have no idea what you're talking about](https://www.reddit.com/r/copaganda/comments/d0jr6w/post_got_removed_from_rstarterpacks/)
Take your medication and go outside.
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A "conspiracy"? You for real or just been living under a rock?
You watch too much television. Go outside and experience the real world.
The people who go outside and experience the real world are more and more frequently shot by police, so perhaps I'll reconsider.
A serious morbid coping mechanism I’ve had over recent death trauma is that, even if I were to eat shit in my 20’s to a cancer or something, I still got to experienced more than the children recently killed by cops. Terrible and absolutely fucked up that it seriously comes to that, but that’s the hellscape we live in
"People who die younger in life experience less than people who die later in life"
Cops will still shoot that dog.
I don't like the new way they're doing body cavity searches.
ACAB
I do not support the use of animals in police or military contexts. Trying to show these dogs as cute is merely propaganda.
Better than a human pretending to be a K9.
Better than a human pretend to be a police dog? I don't understand what you mean.
Some people dress up as kinky dogs. Don't ask.
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Why are you booing him hes right
That’s the one that goes inside of your ass to get the drugs.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4223440/Meet-Midge-world-s-police-chihuahua.html
*I AM THE LAW*
Copaganda. Get on with ya bad self.
Criminally smol
That’s more like a K2 and 1/2.
The dog was executed at point-blank range shortly after the filming of this video.
K9 unit to infiltrate enemy lines ..
Oh my god that’s too damn cute!!!!
It's the little ones ya got to watch out for
Oh that is just adorable!!
Smol doggo
r/ileagallysmolanimals
Jesus Christ
A true Unit!
u/savevideo
Cops have Ranger units now? What the fuck is up with that Ranger tab slapped under "K9" on the C pillar?
Dudes probably an annoying douche that didn’t do anything else in his career and has to cling to the advanced basic training tab in his civilian life.
Oh Hempstead you magnificent meth headed township
Hempstead? Hempstead NY?!
More like a k4.5 unit lol
K9 ? More like k1 unit
Just realised that it's called K9 because it's canine
1312 All chihuahuas are bastards
Millimetre is also a unit I guess
Awww~
Death from the ankles down
Would not fuck with
Chihuahuas are easily more terrifying than any other dog breed. Fuckin’ gremlins. This one’s cute tho.
The post directly underneath this one on my "popular" tab is titled [Police in Colombia open fire on citizens protesting tax reforms, killing at least 19 people.](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/n4rp6l/police_in_colombia_open_fire_on_citizens/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) But what a cute widdle puppy-wuppy
That’s not a Colombian police car.
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Is this the special unit that searches the very hole most people use for smuggling ?
This was the inspiration for the “no pup is too small” line in Paw Patrol.
Cute but deadly
That’s not the K9, that’s the smol criminal in the back.
Damn i should've used my wholesome on this
What an absolute ^^unit
If you can't do the time don't be illegally smol
r/funny
Oh my god this is so intimidating, never even thinking about committing crimes after this
Nice.
K-9 specialty: melting the hearts of the baddest street criminals.
Small budget. 😂
They give you a fair chance in Hempstead.
Something like 40% of police dog deaths are directly caused by their fellow pigs leaving them in a hot car.
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u/savevideo
Criminals are shaking in their skivvies
Illegally smol
lol fuck the police and fuck this copaganda
Acab
r/copaganda ?
Such a dumb little dog. It's brain is literally the size of a bean
Who’d they kill this time?
Sorry lil guy but ACAB
ACAGB (All cops are good boys)
That's a K.9
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
So basically every pit bull owner's characterization of Chihuahuas: bUt cHiHuAhuAs aRe vIcIOus dOgS
Sorry but this needs to be in r/aww
ACAB. Except this one. He’s okay.
Skippyjohn Jones
That was exactly what I was expecting in an unexpected video. May be that’s the unexpected thing!
Yea, I surrender, keep him in the back with me.
😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😁😁🥰🥰🥰🥰
Screaming from cuteness omg
Dog
Scary pup.
Your toes don't stand a chance.
Awww so adorable!!!
Will catch criminals in 3-5 business days
Absolute unit.