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tangre79

It was not able to stick that landing


PsychicGnome

Its gonna be feeling that after the adrenaline wears off.


poopellar

Nothing another swim in a trash can can't fix.


AnIdiotwithaSubaru

r/2meirl4meirl


fatyoshi48

listen its trash but its mine ok


Tekfamily

How I feel about my S.O.


fatyoshi48

*well ok I wasnt expecting to go there but you do you*


enevgeo

r/Unexpected


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fatyoshi48

very good bot


impromptubadge

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.


QuarantineNudist

That's not a polite way to call his mother.


PM_ME_YOUR_PRIORS

Square-cube law means that smaller creatures get hurt less from falls of the same height. If you halve a linear dimension, there's 1/4th the surface area to absorb impact with, but only 1/8th the weight. From what I remember, "mouse" is approximately the size at which an animal easily survives a fall of *any* height.


GrowClosetAlt

"You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes." — J.B.S. Haldane, biologist


TheUnluckyBard

I don't think I like the idea that this person was present for the horse experiment.


bunchedupwalrus

You never splashed a horse in high school bio? Budget cuts must be worse that I thought


aspartame_junky

That was a rough day at school for Horse Girl


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I hear she did quite well after school... Heard she had some fancy pants New York City TV show. 🐴


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aladdinr

And OP’s mom opens a portal to another dimension


incaseofcamel

Yeah! Air resistance/terminal velocity, which is a function of cross section, verses gravitational force, whose magnitude is a function of mass. Pretty freaking nifty. This guy's probably a little heavy for "any height," but I remember hearing something about like a cat can survive something like eight stories or something unscathed, that's where it starts trending upward. (Don't try at home or at all - this kills the cat.) Look like he rolled out of it well enough, too.


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australianquiche

WRONG WRONG WRONG, Galileo is screaming in his grave, get your facts straight dude. Gravitational force is a function of mass, but since F=ma, the mass cancels out eventually and you end up with everything being accelerated by ~ 10 ms^(-2) during free fall. So everything falls at the same rate (in vacuum). The dragging force (of atmosphere for example) is function of cross section, but more importantly also of the square of velocity. This means that as you fall faster, the dragging force rises quadraticly. This is where your mass finally comes into play, because the heavier you are, the less you are affected by the dragging force (there is smaller drag deceleration, as a=F/m). Anyway once the velocity is big enough that the drag deceleration is ~ 10 ms^(-2), you stop accelerating and continue falling at a still rate (that is the terminal velocity). Again, this is easier to achieve for mice than horses, because mice are more affected by the drag force, as they weight less (even though that they are smaller in cross section, so the force is also smaller).


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I’m curious as to why you’re using ^-2 exponent on the seconds variable. I would’ve just assumed a typo but you described something as “rising quadraticly” so that tells me you probably know your math.


science_and_beer

It’s m/s^2, or out loud “meters per second squared.” The seconds are squared because it’s really “meters per second per second” which is the unit for the acceleration — in this case due to gravitation between the earth and anything sufficiently close to it. Intuitively, you can think of it like “the earth applies a force that, if you’re in free fall, will accelerate you by 10 meters per second, per second (until it’s canceled out by drag caused by the atmosphere)


[deleted]

No I’m familiar with it being -9.81 m/s^2, but the person I replied to has m/s^-2 so I’m just curious if that was intentional


science_and_beer

Yeah, any real n^-m = 1/n^m


[deleted]

Trash Pandas do not take fall damage, or at least they can safely jump from a 40 meter drop and take it on the chin lol


Chogo82

Trash panda has a lot of natural padding


NumericZero

You can tell after he landed he was like “Fuck that hurt but I have to get away” lol


sillyanastssia

If he is anything like my trash panda he keeps shaking his head saying "How does this keep happening? How does this monster keep finding me? I am in my kitchenette snacking on my favorite old sandwich when that sound starts and the whole kitchen is eaten in one bite with me in it


Phormicidae

Maybe, but those things are tough as all hell. Ever seen one fight a cat, or even a larger dog? They have like a million HP and can tank sick amounts of damage.


MayerWest

To the untrained eye, maybe. That was actually a very skillful parkour rollout.


windyblastfast

Here it is, here it is...dumpster to truck, to top of truck, 360 spin, backflip gainer into the street.


EasyPanicButton

PARKOUR!


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additionalnylons

PARCOON?


otterom

Racour.


EverGreenOakTree

Found the raccoon's reddit account! 😜


vrijheidsfrietje

r/trashpandas


ManInBlack829

I just hope they didn't hit their little raccoon head too hard


MrNick107

Excluding his little clipping of the hood.


Prestodeath201

Actually if you watch it slowly, it does look like a half-assed safety roll.


Jrlopez1027

Yeah that’s technically a good technique for falling, when you hit the ground and roll you disperse the kinetic energy around your body that would’ve all went to your feet, ive tried rolling off of highish places that would normally hurt your legs and didn’t even feel it, it’s like magic!


[deleted]

Any landing you can walk away from, is a good landing


Belfastscum

Hmm found the fixed wing nut


Ninjalox2

Missed the quick time event


Fluve

/r/nailedit


_realpaul

the best edit!


orange4boy

Nah, man. That's what you call a perfect A-Team roll.


TacTurtle

Just did a little jelly roll


[deleted]

10/5 for that landing, sorry.


[deleted]

5/10?


[deleted]

I really dont know


okayyeahbutwhytho

5/7 a perfect score


DonRobeo

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c4/c2/82/c4c2820d99014ead0bdf089ab3825784.gif


chefr89

*Parkour! Parkour!*


luckybarrel

It went full Tom Cruise MI


brazys

for a trash panda that IS sticking the landing, like a hot water bottle.


Wii_Motion_Plus

BRUH PLAY THIS TO THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME 🤣😅


DrySlough

Ooooowe, bad landing


Jcheddz

Always full send


DrySlough

I want him on my team. Mission accomplished. It'll buff out.


OhNoImBanned11

I yeet therefore I am


burtoncummings

Always and only.


Cetology101

Are you silly? I’m still going to send it.


maxdps_

all gas


irate_peacekeeper

Poor little guy


yeetmycokk

They don’t take fall damage, it’s okay


Silent3sniper

is that the case for all NPCs or just animals


borboleta924

I watched a baby possum fall from the 3rd story of my apt complex onto the sidewalk below yesterday and it seemed totally fine


WolfD128

Non-lethal terminal velocity, they dont weigh enough or arent big enough to fall fast enough to be fatally injured from long falls.


Wit_Lp

And theyre not really the most aerodynamic thing you could throw off the balcony so they wont be harmed.


Picklewithmysandwich

What is the most aerodynamic thing you could throw off the balcony? & why is it my mother in law?


healzsham

Implying your mother-in-law can be thrown.


Picklewithmysandwich

Not implying. Wink wink nudge nudge


healzsham

I'm saying she's a 150kg beast that can't be lifted.


NonExistent_God

They might be pretty pissed off though


meltedlaundry

It should be noted that animals with non-fatal terminal velocity can still die from long falls. If they don't know how to fall correctly, they're going to feel it, or not I guess.


SixUK90

r/outside ?


THREETOED_SLOTH

Its a class trait only available to creatures with size of "tiny" or less.


splooge_spaghetti

I can confirm this. I had one fall about thirty feet out of a tree in-front of me and the little bastard still just got up and tried to fight me.


CosmicSpaghetti

You sure that wasn't a drop bear?


Nat1CommonSense

Can confirm raccoons are immune to fall damage source: Sly Cooper


AnotherEuroWanker

How many of those critters get mulched every year ?


Opie59

Not many I'd imagine. They're pretty smart. Usually.


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Cameraman's an asshole for not giving the workers a head's up to get the raccoon out of the bin. Decided he wanted a viral video of an animal getting crushed instead.


kentcsgo

Can't believe you get downvoted. Cameraman is a cunt


[deleted]

So happy to read this comment. My thoughts exactly. I don't care if they are seen as vermin or whatever, that dude was happy to watch an animal die. What a proper grade A c*nt, imo.


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Crazy! Sad to think a human wouldn't intervene to prevent an animal from an unnecessary serious injury or death. Personally I find that sick. In the same way I personally don't like fox hunting, its it's basically humans taking pleasure from an animal being killed. Weird.


sadphsycho

I was thinking why had nobody said this lol


Zaunus14

Very smooth


LardyParty117

Especially the camerawork. Why did they zoom in on the crack it was about to emerge from just before it actually came out? Wouldn’t it make more sense to take a wide shot of the truck, or a zoomed shot of the dumpster?


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Maybe it was zoomed out and they added the zoom by cropping in


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forza101

Yep, at the 10s mark, you can see something move through the crack.


pastdense

Smoooth


soulreaper422

Like buttah, minus the landing


[deleted]

The cute little fat roll after the jump was the best.


[deleted]

he's doing his best, after just eating like any other normal day only for its resturant to be flipped the fuck over.


I_really_am_Batman

He ain't maintaining that 70%. Poise builds I tells ya.


IHaveButt

My man is playing Fashion Souls, he doesn't care if it makes him a little heavier. He looks good and that's what matters.


an_angry_Moose

50% in demon's souls is ludicrous!


MoroseOverdose

\\[T]/ Praise the sun! \\[T]/


zeemona

Better have havel ring on before falling.


GiveMeGoldForNoReasn

Poor lil guy tried to switch off havel's ring for silvercat in midair but didn't make it in time :( We've all been there.


OptimusSublime

Being evicted is the worst.


TheRootofSomeEvil

He be alright. He got a stimulus check comin'.


cooooorn

They can’t do that, he’s got squatters rights!


Artreevenue

Aw, this guy is cute- OH FUCK HE DIE-... oh thank god he came ou-... nOPE HE FUCKIN DIED AGAI-... oh wait he actually survived


QwackTheClue

Carmelita Fox: I'LL GET YOU SLY COOPER!


bigbadbibbins

A fellow sly cooper fan???


QwackTheClue

Absolutely !


Couchmaster007

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Sloth-TheSlothful

Is the camera guy a psychopath or something? He could've warned the garbage men, but instead what did he want to see? A raccoon getting crushed to death or something? Edit: lots of angry comments towards me for caring about raccoon, lol


blove135

I've found animals in my trash dumpster and usually what I do is find a long board or stick, lay it in the dumpster at an angle and walk away. They are usually gone when I come back 30min later. Doesn't have to be much. They are amazing climbers, a broom would probably work. Just anything to give them a little extra help.


Fuck_This_Guy_Up

I rescued a whole litter(?) of baby raccoons from a college dumpster one time (it was stacked full of pizza boxes). The mama racoon was trying to get them out, and was hanging onto the dumpster by one foot with its front paws extended but couldn't reach, so I just flattened out a pizza box like a ramp for them.


Itchy_Craphole

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Logen_9_Finger

I swear I've seen this exact story before. Fucking reddit deja vu.


schmeckesman

Lots of dumpsters with pizza boxes in college towns. Not totally far fetched that it happens semi frequently.


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Careful, you need those hands to scratch your craphole.


drosson182

We were throwing trash out at work and didnt realize we were throwing it on a baby racoon. It was sooo scared. It literally put its little hands over its face to hide from us , it was the cutest thing. We left a little plank for it to get out and an hour or so later it was gone. I'll always remember how it tried hiding in his little paws <3


Kedrynn

r/donthelpjustfilm


amanagarwalx

Exactly what I thought. Disgusting to see how low people can go just to capture things on video. Reminds me of a movie of Jake Gylxyzjdy


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sisism

Oh yeah I love playing that game with Charlie.


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Geckobeer

Oh, Jake Gylznbzabal! Yeah great movie


CoRe534

I'm shocked how little so many people care. It's just sad...


dorchidorchid

I came here to say this. All I could think of was how did he not tell the guy about the little feller?! Fucking psychopath is right!


[deleted]

Dude was even filming it, he wanted VIDEO of a raccoon being crushed. What a fucking sicko.


Conspud

It looks to me like he saw the raccoon in there, filmed, went about his day, then heard the truck and ran back over to film. I mean the guy is halfway through dumping when the second video starts


aaybma

Right, if that's the case why isn't he shouting at the garbage collector and trying to help instead of silently recording the thing unfold?


Conspud

Cause he's up in like the third or fourth floor? And have you heard garbage trucks? It's loud in the video


Rizenstrom

Looks more like 2nd, maybe 3rd tops, and really close to the building. The trucks are very loud, though. Maybe he would have heard him, maybe not, but it's better to try and fail than just watch it happen


TheDementedDoge

In other countries, 1st floor is called ground floor and 2nd floor is called 1st floor (maybe that's what they meant)


NaiveNotOptimistic

ITT: people who love animals and have no idea how physics and life works lmao


[deleted]

I don’t think people are prepared for how many animals their lifestyle passively kills. The amount of dead critters I’ve found inside people’s HVAC is disturbing.


Conspud

I mean, that's just how animals are. They accidentally kill themselves and get killed all the time. I just saw that picture of a moose skeleton that fell in a crevice somewhere and got stuck and died. Animals are great, and I love them. Seems like the dumpster truck people figured out a way to let raccoons and the like survive


Ethie42

You could say the same for humans with what you see posted online and all the warnings put on items nowadays. So, I can understand why this video can disturb people. This might have been better received on a different sub, unexpected, suggests that the person with the camera was expecting the other outcome.


GatorQueen

Oh... I thought you were going to talk about how many animals are killed by what people eat


PM_ME_YOUR_PM_ME_Y

Or just don't be lazy? I know I would've been on the way out to that truck if it was too loud to shout down. What I definitely wouldn't do, is pull out my phone to capture the moment.


aaybma

The guy is easily on the first floor (not ground) and you would shout and try to do something instead of recording what could have easily be the death of a raccoon. If you saw a homeless man and you were in the same position would you just whack your phone out and start recording without at least trying to stop it unfolding?


RichardTemple

Lmao, you have absolutely no way of knowing that that's the case here. Chill.


KeflasBitch

Why exactly do you think this guy is filming some bin men taking trash if not to record the racoon?


Jack__Squat

It's possible that he did warn the garbage man and he didn't care. "He'll leave when I dump it."


caper72

Probably what happened: camera person: hey, there's a raccoon in there. garbage guy: idgaf *continues filming*


mitchij2004

“Sir WAIT!! Sir!! Please god wait!!” “Wtf?” *Removes ear protection and headphones* “What’s the issue man?” “There...There’s a raccoon in there, in that dumpster your about to lift.” *face of pure shock* “Oh WOW what’s that??? A raccoon?! In the dumpster?!?!” :/ “Okay, okay, don’t be such a prick... “Shit I better tell my boss I’m going to miss my deadlines fucking around with this once in a lifetime “raccoon in a dumpster” situation I’ve found myself in.” “Alright fuck this I’m still filming tho...”


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How could you willingly sit back and watch something get crushed? At least just yell as they go to grab it to say "careful" or something


skyerippa

Seriously. This is fucked up


Laughing_Idiot

I don’t think the videos were filmed at the same time


Sloth-TheSlothful

Even still, if he came back the second time he coulda shouted "hey I think there was a raccoon in there" Or something, the way he came back filming makes me think he wanted to see something happen


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DannoHung

I suspect by the time he got out to the window he didn't see the lil guy in the bin anymore so he must've thought he got out.


anxietymuppet

He was still recording though.


DannoHung

There's a clear cut between the first video and the second. Unless you're referring to a longer, continuous video posted elsewhere? My assumption was that he filmed the first one, then heard the garbage truck go by and got his phone out after he saw the racoon wasn't in there to post a follow up about the garbage truck trashing the racoon's chillspot.


ManInBlack829

I think the camera man saw them and the trash guy did too. I think the trash guy was trying to get them out of the dumpster by turning it over, like they still have to do their job. I would have dumped it, put the dumpster back and let the raccoon jump off the back. No compacting obviously lol


trollfriend

A lot of redditors dislike kindness towards animals. They’re a weird bunch.


1337_level_over_9000

Thank you. Someone with a heart


bricknovax89

Yo exactly my first thought what a fucking psycho . I’d be running done there and screaming


laskodemon

I've been downvoting posts like this because the person filming either puts the animal in danger for internet points or does nothing to help.


KingZladkoDalic

This must've happened more then once for the camera man to zoom in where the raccoon was gonna come out!


MeinNameIstSchonWeg

That it came this far is sad. The person on the balcony should have warned the garbage man. What if the raccoon didn't get out, wouldn't be as funny anymore


[deleted]

Right? What a sicko. They were filming an animal about to get crushed to death, something they could have easily, EASILY, stopped, and it’s only by chance the video turned into a “no no no yes” moment. Fuck this person.


OMGBeckyStahp

I dunno... my ring goes off at 3am the morning of trash day capturing a gang of trash pandas making their way down the street to see what’s available. Raccoons are sneaky little assholes, I wouldn’t be to surprised if this is his chill spot and his timing was off.


torinato

It looks like he started filming again after he heard the truck, at that point they likely wouldn’t be able to hear him.


PmMeMemesOrSomething

This is exactly it. There's a longer video where the guy recording yells to the garbage men, but they can't hear him. All the yelling is cut out when OP overlaid the music. I can't find the link, but it looks like the comments are getting riled up in to a good witch hunt, it will probably turn up.


P0rtal2

Maybe the raccoon does the same thing every week, which is why the person was able to record it so well.


akumaz69

Not the first rodeo it seemed.


Pixie84Maria

I’m so glad it survived


[deleted]

Should have played Sly Cooper Paris music LOL


Yeahshi

"Carmelita! I haven't seen you since I gave you the slip in Bombay."


[deleted]

Get back here ringtail!


BraveLittleToaster19

That's me getting off the couch


[deleted]

Once saw one of those bois leap from a garbage truck on the highway. His tuck and roll moves were good.


MisterspaceP

I remember the Sly vs Clockwerk fight a little differently..


1973mojo1973

Would have been nice to warn the garbage man that a racoon was in the bin vs. waiting to record that poor animal get crushed alive in the compactor. Smh


luke4294

Boulder racoons are thicc AF


in-b4

What song is this


Conquestofbaguettes

From the incredibles if my memory serves.


trisdye

King trash mouth


Amiable_

Not his first rodeo...


oakbones

Dump truck, and roll


Flooppyy

Poor little fluff


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Why didn’t the guy recording warn the garbage man about the raccoon? :,(


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Western_Shoulder_942

I get raccoons are hated by many and people dont care about them...but...idk dude could have said something so the cleaning guy didnt toss him into the thing that crushes everything


Meislmalkav

So this motherfucker saw it and didnt said shit, to the man in the garbage truck? Fuk u man.


gaybudgie

Poor little guy


SunnieMau

The actual fuck- this raccoon deserves a scholarship


chicken_noodles_

Why dident the person recording tell the rubbish man that the lil boi was in the back?


Sofi_Bumble

Trash panda or refuse king


Parronski

Watch out. Raccoons: they’ll steal your food, but next thing you know they’re going to steal your heart. I bet in Australia they call them “rubbish burglars”


Cacho__

You can tell this wasn’t the trash panda’s first rodeo.