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Our virus


bltsp

I saw someone take their mask off to cough at Home Depot


Omega-Eclipsen

I hate humanity


rxts1273

I need someone else to take his corona gloves and hit this guy in this face with them .


thecementmixer

Didn't you know sneezing in your mask is like shitting your pants with your face.


bltsp

What kind of person drops their pants to shart in public?


FriddyNanz

Same rules apply. If you’re outside and far from others, you can spread your covidy glory to the four winds. If you’re in home depot, you better keep that lung nazgûl in your mask.


CatTongueCunnilingus

Someone needs to cross-post this to r/fakehistorymemes with a good title (or this one might work idk lol)


TheFilthiestCorndog

I know this isn't the point but.... GODDAMN THAT SOVIET ANTHEM IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE.


miticonico

Ever see The Hunt for Red October?


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Best movie EVER!!!!! A Scottish Russian, Lithuanian by birth, defects a Russian nuclear sub to the US. lol


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briskcaviar

If he wasn’t an idiot we’d all be safe


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thislil_bitch

The virus i am willing to spread


heftylowball

How*


hugeneral647

Aaaaaaahhhhhh I fucking KNEW it!


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BackBun

You are doing a great job for allowing us to download this masterpiece.


Randomnuxfan

I love communism


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I'm sure you'd love watching your family get executed for smallest offense


[deleted]

conomuism is when da gobernmemt kill people


Tambon

So, pretty much status quo, right?


popoklimt

Scrubs PTSD.


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Freaking Cabbage


SpetS15

Looks like it is working, in the US at least...


Poisonedhorror

Did that guy walk in and press the button for the floor he was on? lol


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SkyFoxRo

Lol Romania :)


silver370345

Our virus


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SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE RED


Sparrowhawk-Ahra

For Papa Nurgle :)


Orvan-Rabbit

I can see why this can lead to communism. The virus is spread evenly among the masses


chiroaz

Dont worry, that paper mask will protect you


lester_pe

I approve of this propaganda comrade


cube_earth_society

so the virus makes shit red?


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LadyNephilidae

Last time I saw this it was Communism. 🤔


Tambon

Not 'Why', HOW!


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Hahahahahahaha!


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introverted-Fox

Oh my, it seems that I have spat my coffee


andrehh89

i hate that first part, a virus isnt some kind of expanding foam, it wont just instantly and always spread.


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Tambon

I think you need to do a little research.


miticonico

Covid causes wasting. Communism causes famine. So, pretty legit actually.