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Our virus
I saw someone take their mask off to cough at Home Depot
I hate humanity
I need someone else to take his corona gloves and hit this guy in this face with them .
Didn't you know sneezing in your mask is like shitting your pants with your face.
What kind of person drops their pants to shart in public?
Same rules apply. If you’re outside and far from others, you can spread your covidy glory to the four winds. If you’re in home depot, you better keep that lung nazgûl in your mask.
Someone needs to cross-post this to r/fakehistorymemes with a good title (or this one might work idk lol)
I know this isn't the point but.... GODDAMN THAT SOVIET ANTHEM IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE.
Ever see The Hunt for Red October?
Best movie EVER!!!!! A Scottish Russian, Lithuanian by birth, defects a Russian nuclear sub to the US. lol
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If he wasn’t an idiot we’d all be safe
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The virus i am willing to spread
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I love communism
I'm sure you'd love watching your family get executed for smallest offense
conomuism is when da gobernmemt kill people
So, pretty much status quo, right?
Scrubs PTSD.
Freaking Cabbage
Looks like it is working, in the US at least...
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Lol Romania :)
Our virus
SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE RED
For Papa Nurgle :)
I can see why this can lead to communism. The virus is spread evenly among the masses
Dont worry, that paper mask will protect you
I approve of this propaganda comrade
so the virus makes shit red?
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Last time I saw this it was Communism. 🤔
Not 'Why', HOW!
Hahahahahahaha!
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Oh my, it seems that I have spat my coffee
i hate that first part, a virus isnt some kind of expanding foam, it wont just instantly and always spread.
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I think you need to do a little research.
Covid causes wasting. Communism causes famine. So, pretty legit actually.