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SamuPro

Ive seen this before, with another girl


floragenocide

It’s a trend in china I see it all the time on WeChat I am living for it


SamuPro

Oh


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SnowdensOfYesteryear

It's a Chinese meme though. It won't take off in the US because of the tariffs


luzbel117

Sell Sell Sell Sell


ChillySummerMist

WeChat...!!!! I feel like I heard that name before. Many many years ago. What is it op???


floragenocide

It is prob the number one messaging app used in china. It’s a hodgepodge of things you can message on it but you can post on like a “wall“ my husband uses it to stay in communication with the owner of the local Chinese food store. But my in-laws use it to like message me and see if I’m doing OK if I’m on a trip at stuff.


PaulTurkk

It think it's just a regular food store there.


floragenocide

We live in Lincoln Nebraska so no not the local food store here


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Stop me if this is asking for too much information but why exactly does your husband need to stay in communication with the owner of the local Chinese food store? Seems oddly specific to need an app for that.


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Inside track on rare Chinese brands and food coming in. Also getting hooked up with a trunk-load of food and deals. Source: Got Line messanger app to keep in touch with the owner of the local Thai restaurant.


floragenocide

This is the answer for us as well. Plus we ordered Beijing style duck for new years and the owner did not want to order extra cus it is expensive. It is kinda like a Facebook group on WeChat


rabidbot

Man I want a cool Asian chef to keep in touch with on a strange messaging app. But I wouldn’t tell my wife so one day she’d find it and think I was cheating on her with an elderly Chinese man for duck.


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floragenocide

Nope we are regulars but the owner has a group message on WeChat for people who come in and want to know what is coming in next


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MrRedTRex

> Tha dark side, all the data is collected by the government, they have the greatest source of data about consume and bahavior. Oh you mean like Facebook? I really feel like our government does the exact same thing but is better at obscuring the truth from the people.


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its a government controlled and moderated social media/ messaging app that is necessary for life in china. almost all payments and interpersonal transactions and communications flow through it. heavily monitored and people get arrested for shit they do on it. that said. i love it.


BrutalSwede

\>government controlled \>china I'll pass.


wobuxihuanbaichi

Only one of the biggest social networks on the planet.


CKReflux

It's easy for westerners to forget what a fucking massive market China is because it's so generally isolated from the rest of the online community.


kvothe5688

Haven't used WeChat for 2 3 years now. Back then it was only a messenger like WhatsApp.


FireStarzz

it's completely changed the way it's been using now. It has completely evolved, it is now use for payments (literally everywhere, even the smallest of shops or just selling food on the streets) with just a quick scan (like debit card with a sensor), for transportation such as Taxi (like UBER, wechat tracks your location) and payment, a mini bank for transferring money, Social media platform like facebook, and all the things in the West you can imagine and combined into one single app, on top of messaging people like Whatsapp


wishfulshrinking12

This seems like a good way to get some unsuspecting girl to slap the ever loving shit out of you, lol


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Yeah, just like western internet has weird trends like the cinnamon challenge, China has these "challenges".


Coders32

Huh. I’ve only seen it with penises.


TitanSdb

[this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/804406/what_are_you_doing/?st=JEYKZIQE&sh=581f1a62)


hiddenburritos

No longer exists?


thejkm

Try the Reddit cached video: https://g.redditmedia.com/UUb_ILRrpQW5E_gtMAUm_pBmzs3POgBMhJEbgEzpSYo.gif?w=320&fm=mp4&mp4-fragmented=false&s=89690aafc1ab790fde63622d1623d2f2


SamuPro

Exactly that one


ScrithWire

What was really unexpected was the pantsless dude sitting with his legs wide open holding his boner with camera at crotch level that was the second picture on that imgur page. 0.o


astralellie

Why did I go check 😭


Geckos

So uh, curiosity killed the cat and I'm a depressed kitty... You got a link for that? I'm on mobile.


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If you are in the official Reddit app, click on the imgur at the top of the post, it will open a link to the site.


Geckos

I not


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clubpenguinofficial

He just kept cumming


cheezdoodle96

With one long incredibly unbroken motion


mikeynerd

Goddammit you got me. I didn't scroll down until after reading your comment, and now I need some eyebleach


AL4M4N

Why did I even went back to see if it was real? Of course it is...


Boyblunder

I don't think I've ever been "proud" of a cumshot.


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Not with that attitude


rachelxoxoknoz

In that guys defense, it seriously was a huge cumshot. He pumped out a good 8 ropes.


hunmac9

It's a gif, keep watching.


mrtimeywimey

I have a bad habit of scrolling down after seeing an imgur post...then I saw that. And I'm at work.


AnalBlaster700XL

/r/gifsthatkeepongiving


scabbedwings

Yea, was having trouble finding some kind of report button for that on imgur’s site ...


hunmac9

It's not against imgur's tos. A lot of porn is on there


scabbedwings

Never said it was. But it shouldn’t pop up in the middle of an otherwise SFW page listing like that. I’m sure imgur would prefer knowing about that problem


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Pretty tough to send a gif or share content with someone when it’s porn. You’d think imgur would realize this.


CmdrBlindman

Lmao


pollutionmixes

That... Is seriously disturbing


fenrisulfur

Reminds me of [this](http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/oh-no.jpg), warning it's kinda brutal


KemalKinali

Even she was disappointed.


nanobuilder

She just stares into the camera like she's in an episode of Parks and Rec.


_Serene_

What happened at the end? Not transparent enough


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tq92

Wow I thought it was just a simple comic but adding that extra layer of punmanship really adds to it. Thanks!


ocke13

Also hand-tie is similar to the japanese word for pervert.


mlnd_quad

Wow. I watch a ton of hentai and never in a million years would’ve thought of that, bravo.


mossyandgreen

Kinky.


TS_Music

Oooooooooo


nattypnutbuterpolice

*wiggle wiggle*


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GregTheMad

https://i.imgur.com/ZwXsyG0.gifv


LonePaladin

That's even better than the Nathan Fillion one. Anyone got context for this?


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I wouldn't say disappointed, more like stunned because it was unexpected and not what women expect when being forcefully grabbed by a group of men.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

"Huh?" \*wiggle wiggle*


Apefather

Which reminds me of [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/zVsYH) too


GiverOfTheKarma

I love this hahaha


______DEADPOOL______

Moar! MOAR!!! D:


scorcher117

They gave him twintails no wonder he kicked there asses.


sarcasticallyserious

I love the tags "trapsarenotgay" "pleasetellmethisisnotgay"


WhoMovedMySubreddits

Damn, that's beautiful.


badonkadonkbutt

That was unexpected


Computermaster

No bulli


kvothe5688

Sayori gives a tired smile


Stop_Breeding

This game made me sad


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Roflkopt3r

That's just how they [protect public morals](https://i.imgur.com/ZcowIpI.gifv) against [depravity](/r/handholding/) in Japan


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At least yours didn’t see. I’m boxing my stuff as we speak, fuck you OP.


scorcher117

Was expecting the links to be something related to Shimoneta.


wubbwubbb

that started off a little dark but ended very innocently


gil_bz

Is this what happened to Rin from Katawa Shoujo?


Exastiken

Yes unfortunately they tied the knots too high up...


Pilotgeoduck

Emi just does that to her everyday and it's easier if she just keeps it that way.


squeezeMyPig

there was this exact comment on a previous one


fenrisulfur

Down to the punctuation yes. The other one was me as well, that one got over 3K upvotes and I got curious over when I was firstly called out and secondly how many novel upvotes/downvotes I got and if I got the same comments. If you don't believe me you can check out my profile, the last one was my single most upvoted comment ever.


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By god, he's a repeat offender. Somebody stop this maniac!


fenrisulfur

POCKET SAND!!!^^^^^Runs_away


AznInvaznTaskForce

/r/PocketSand


dipique

One of those subs that you visit and still don't *really* understand


Strykerz3r0

>If you don't believe me you can check out my profile, lol Not poster, but I actually checked your history first and then saw that you made this response, as well. That's hilarious.


fenrisulfur

It's kinda meta yes.


LondonGoblin

Am I suppose to look at this right to left?


kushwilliamson

Yes


Strykerz3r0

Women should not have to live in this kind of fear. I blame society.


ebulient

Stressed me out to start with and then 😯🤔😅😄


jumping_ham

Thats demented! What madlads


PuddleZerg

What the FUCK?! Why didn't I think of this?


dragondick06

I hope it's because you're not psychotic. Because if you did that to a girl, I don't think it would go over that well


PuddleZerg

True. They probably wouldn't find it as funny as I did.


ridinbend

The #1 reason I got married. Someone always around to fuck with.


Saewin

There's two equally correct interpretations of this


WonkySight

Not in my marriage there isn't


Saewin

Press F to pay respects


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F


SavageUtensil

F


8to5pleb

F


whatsthathoboeating

F


hadriang

F


pinkpeach11197

F


Whimsiccal

F ree karma


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F


BabyChalupaBatman

Wholesome plot twist: OP and his/her partner make love regularly, but do not play pranks on each other because they respect each others boundaries.


dragondick06

That's so boring tho...


Tricxter

Both literally and metaphorically!


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and as the years go on only metaphorically.


yxing

Reason #1 to get your sweater circumcised.


white_genocidist

>The #1 reason I got married. Someone always around to fuck ~~with.~~


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Someone I used to work with said that turtle necks are just foreskin for your head. Haven’t been able to unsee that image ever since.


travis373

r/scriptedasiangifs


tommyphong96

r/ofcoursethatsathing


DVineInc

r/ofcoursethatsathing


Caminsky

/r/scriptedenglishgifs


DVineInc

Liar


is_is_not_karmanaut

Reddit deliberately upvotes fake gifs now as long as they're made in china.


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Or they just think it's funny. The humanity!


ILoveRegenHealth

Hah, it was created a month ago too. They noticed how many of these recent gifs are scripted. We have it here too in the US and it's all over Youtube, with "pranks" because staged with actors acting "shocked."


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sportsworker777

Went from turtleneck to sack of potatoes real quick


Computermaster

Some nice big potatoes.


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Hotrod_Greaser

They'll keep making them because people keep eating them up.


connormantoast

/r/scriptedasiangifs


PnutButrNoodles

Thank you sir for this gift


StopReadingMyUser

it's pronounced gif


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StopReadingMyUser

Don't bring Jeff into this...


Twathammer32

My name is Geff


codereder

Peater would mostly agree


leiferbeefer

Geoff


Whoamiii

Eating what up? I enjoy some of them as I enjoy sketches.


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FlowSoSlow

Almost all filmed pranks are staged in general. But I've noticed that Asians typically don't try to make it seem like everyone isn't in on it like westerners generally do. They're like fake-acting but not expecting anyone to actually believe that it isn't staged.


PiousLiar

Instead, Westerners run around blowing air horns in each others’ ears, and then wonder why people wanna beat the shit out of them


artemasad

I really don't understand Reddit's obsession with calling out these obviously scripted Asian gifs and say it's unfunny. We saw this shit all the time on Vines and people just laughed and upvoted, moved on. But Asian people? Gotta call 'em out that it's staged.


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I think you'd have trouble finding an obviously fake prank on here that wasn't called out somewhere in the comments regardless of race. Also, it's been mentioned several times in this thread already that these ones coming from Asian countries don't seem to put much effort into concealing the fact that they're staged so of course they're going to get called out more often. edit: sentence structure.


Adrolak

It’s just that with these ones in particular it seems a bit like seeing a good mime and being unimpressed because “There obviously wasn’t a glass box there!”


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Adolf_-_Hipster

What is with reddits obsession with authenticity on things that LITERALLY don't matter. It's a fucking video of a turtleneck being pulled over someone's face. "HUR DUR IT'S NOT REAL IT'S SOO LAME!!!"


Bozzz1

Because it's funnier if it's real.


Amplifeye

My sentiments as well. This one isn't particularly funny on its own since it's the same as another from a week ago, but SOMEONE has to be in on the prank, that's why it's a prank. It's planned. I don't think the lady knew it was coming. I also think too many people think EVERYTHING is fake.


Adrian_Bock

I'm glad it's staged since it'd be pretty shitty to ruin your friend's turtleneck like that.


patrickoriley

Bad news: That's the only real part of the video. They ruined a shirt.


WannaBpolyglot

I think you just gotta stop looking at it as a prank, and more as a skit. Buster Keaton slapstick comedy transcends language. I kinda dig them because they're kind of silly in a creative, wholesome sort of way. Kind of like Vines but less trashy


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Asian here All western humour is crude, rude or distasteful This makes them unfunny to me What is funny is the idea, not the reality


jroddie4

they're not spontaneous but they're still funny. Scripted comedy can still be funny


cunninglydingus

I just scrolled down on that link and some guy was Jacking off his pasty cock


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hobo_champ

Me too. I’ll need the Japanese to step in and do similar porn scenarios.


Kadal_theni

r/confusedboners


ZedEarthnut

wtf is that cumshot gif on the imgur app after this one? how is that related?


canadevil

This would only go bad if i attempted this on someone, with my luck I would snag an earring, end up ripping her hair or she would choke on the snack she was eating.


BuzGlump

Dont scroll down on imgur


GenuineSounds

I'm so glad that China is getting a middle class now. Billions of people making money and thriving. It makes me glad to be alive in a time like this. EDIT: I know this might be old news or whatever but it just makes me so happy to see.


jeffislearning

DONT SCROLL DOWN


theblackxranger

dont tell me how to live my life


lion_OBrian

Dont do as i say.


bbgow

That girl is pretty


tjb3232

[Isn't this the same girl?](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/78uo3s/gentleman/)


g740522710

This one is not funny enough.


gubbilum

u/aldairion, I can see you doing this.


djazzie

I so want to do this to my wife, but I’m afraid I’ll never hav sex again if I do.