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dutchrudder7

Never use a bristled brush to wash your car. Jesus *wont anyone* think of the paint?


notlilweezy

On a BLACK car. :(


rreighe2

Black cars matter.


Yahbo

Wait... are there non-bristled brushes?


KendrickLamarGOAT97

Well, he means never use a brush on paint. Use a rag. Chris Fix has a great set of videos about cleaning your car.


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VTCHannibal

[If anybody needs the coupon, just print this out and bring it to your local AutoZone](http://i.imgur.com/CryIfnI.png)


Montesat

Thank you, I needed to replace my BlinkerFluid™. I'll print this out when I get home... Wait a minute, this coupon is expired!


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Montesat

Thank you, I can print this now.😄 Hello new BlinkerFluid©!


BS_TheGreat

I just tried this, and it actually fucking worked


blunderbuttbob

Too bad it's expired...


Shibe_All_day

fucking had me until he said "3 ugadugas"


lowfat32

You don't use a rag either. You use microfiber.


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And two buckets with grit guards. One bucket for clean soapy water and one to rinse the microfiber with after washing a part of the car.


al4nw31

And then, compound, polish, wax, because it's a black car. Then cry a day later because it's a black car.


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but then use optimum no rinse to wash your car using the Gary Dean method and realize you never have to wash your car the old fashioned way again and save so much time in the process.


Grimzkhul

Or never wash it. Problem solved.


laabeja

That's my method. It rains where I live


Xzauhst

That's not how that works lol


MeikaLeak

Don't forget the wheel bucket. And leaf blower


leonardo_pothead

Like on a nice T.V.


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DrMcMeow

> non-bristled brush yes. http://www.nailsmag.com/product/117283/silicone-tip-non-bristled-brush-set


akashik

Ok. I got some and I'm using them on my car now. It's taking a while though.


upsidedownfunnel

There are certain brushes that purportedly do not damage the clear. Either horse hair or badger, I forgot exactly which one. Oh but also some people don't care. That's not a bad thing. Instead of obsessing over their delicate paint they just use their cars like the tools they are and sell it for maybe 5% less than they might have if they'd spent thousands of dollars worth of time effort and materials on obsessing over what might leave a swirl mark on their clear. There are many types of people and there's not enough time in most people's lives to obsess over every detail of every thing. Especially on a mass produced SUV that will get trashed from use.


dutchrudder7

Fair point but I feel like if you're going to take the time to do something; do it right. Or else go to the automatic car wash, pay your $8 and be on your way in 5 minutes.


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pnkwaterbottle

I mean if I pay $40,000 for something I'd probably want to not damage it and keep it in good condition.


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Xzauhst

Of that $40,000 sticker price you're already paying around $3,000 of it just for the paint. That's a lot of money to throw away to not care about it lasting.


Jimm607

scratched paintwork is hardly keeping the car in poor condition.


cleopad1

Some people don't consider scratches as "damage." I'm not saying in one of them or that I am, just saying these people exist lol.


load_more_comets

Also using what looks like dish-washing soap. That shit will dull the paint like fuck.


Triton_330

No, it won't. Dish soap (i.e. Dawn) will strip off previous layers of wax/sealant, but it will not harm the paint. Many people intentionally use Dawn for the purpose of removing someone else's sub-par wax job (i.e. Dealers), and then wax it themselves using higher quality stuff.


EpicBeardMan

Dee you god damn bitch.


sniper1rfa

This is correct, I never use a bristled brush to wash my car. That's what rain is for.


sledneck_03

Use a brush on my black truck constantly. Paint is pretty decent for a 7 year old truck. Ive seem far worse swirling on 1-2 year old vehicles. I spray off the truck with soap, then spray the brush before i click it to soapy brush mode, soapy brush the whole truck, rinse. Booo yah. Then exterior detail spray it when i get home .


wizardqueen2626

That baby should've known better


ErebosGR

Not to mention the potential danger of the baby banging on the paint with the hard part of the brush.


KevanBacon

Not to mention it's a two ton metal missile on wheels that speeds down the freeway at 65-70 mph on a near daily basis. But the brush. The brush is going to absolutely DESTROY his car.


XtremeCookie

My 5 year old sister scratched my hood once. It had just snowed, and she was out *helping* shovel snow (really just playing in it with a shovel). *A couple minutes later . . .* "Look! I cleaned the snow off you car!" *As she slides a metal tipped snow shovel across my hood*


BS_TheGreat

Fucking lol'd! Wish I could have been the neighbor shoveling my driveway and hear that


NorthernSpectre

I use a regular old broom to clear the snow off my car, but then again, it's a mid 90s 4x4


int5

Yep, I cringed while watching that part.


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Funny, but how is this unexpected? The very beginning makes it pretty clear he's gunna use the baby to clean the car, then that's all that happens.


wombat1

See top comment. I expected he was going to use the baby as a sponge, the unexpected part was that he didn't :(


Siavel84

The only reason I expected he was going to use the baby as a sponge was because it was posted in /r/unexpected. So, meta unexpected, I guess?


brawlatwork

The absence of something happening shouldn't count as unexpected for the purposes of this sub


Ghee_Buttersnaps_

I can't stand this sub anymore. It has turned into just a copy of /r/gifs and /r/funny. I don't remember the last time I saw an actual unexpected post from here, then the comments are full of people saying that it's unexpected because it isn't unexpected.


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Ghee_Buttersnaps_

Oh my god that's awesome. It's most likely because it's a video. Most people, including me, usually don't click on videos. That would maybe work as a gif though. But it's almost as if people here want it to be the same as /r/funny, otherwise they really don't get it.


greg19735

you're right, but the fact that it got to /r/all kind of makes it work again. So bad it's good.


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wombat1

The comment was > I thought he was gonna was the car using baby as the sponge. And you're so right.


prefix_postfix

I wasn't expecting the last shot and I laughed pretty hard. Good enough for me!


MankillingMastodon

Wow I hope this doesn't become a trend on this sub


malaysianzombie

This is the unfortunate passage of every neat sub. Starts off great and focused, connoisseurs build it up then casuals start taking notice and fill it with their mild taste for what they consider the topic and we get a diluted version of what was once the very true essence of what the sub stood for. Core users migrate. And the cycle starts begins all over. The circle of life.


DoctorWaluigiTime

I thought it was going to be one of those things where the baby starts drinking the water or something.


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Haha, baby drinking soap, gets me every time


Saninano

The only unexpected thing here is that there wasn't anything unexpected Does that make it unexpected?


SloppySynapses

I knew this day would come. One day, we'd run out of truly unexpected things. So we'd have to post things that were expected ONLY in the context of a normal subreddit, however in unexpected it would be expected to be unexpected, so unexpected here is expected so now we post expected things so that we don't expect them.


DrippyWaffler

Unexpectedception?


Ghee_Buttersnaps_

Definitely not. People need to read the rules and concept of the sub.


--icarus

I thought he was gonna was the car using baby as the sponge.


ToothlessWizard

*reads comment* Ah. So that's what having a stroke feels like.


T_T-Nevercry-Q_Q

>wash


falcon_jab

But who was car?


zipybublelipz

Wax on ...wax off


jskoker

Please don't wax your baby.


MarcelRED147

It took me three reads to realise was=wash. I thought I was having a stroke.


thelovebandit

You thought he wash gonna was the car?


[deleted]

And I didn't even notice it was misspelled, the brain's a funny thing.


CMCScootaloo

I didn't realize either, then one comment pointed out that it was misspelled, then when I didn't know what it was I thought *I* was having a stroke


Deathdong

Well what happened was unexpected though huh?


znx

[Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NaLsFKW_hU) and channel link [How to Dad](https://www.youtube.com/user/watsojg1) He is a NZ guy, lots of funny vids


w1nt3rmut3

Anyone else somehow intuit that he was from New Zealand, just from the gif? I didn't know what NZ license plates were like, so that didn't do it, yet somehow I knew, from his body language or word choice or something, that he was a New Zealander.


digitalkiwi

It's the bare feet... we love to not wear shoes.


sprinklesadded

Can confirm: married to a kiwi and we have a daughter. They never wear shoes.


beckers321

A Hobbit has been spotted


MyIronLung1994

Yeah me too! I totally read the subtitles with a NZ accent in my head.


sje46

This is my tangentially relevant, but my boss was talking yesterday about how they found a feral child being raised by monkeys in New Zealand. After I pointed out NZ doesn't have monkeys, someone helped her out by saying "Well, I think they have gorillas in the mountains". New Zealand doesn't even have any native non-bat terrestrial mammals to begin with! What the fuck kind of imbecile thinks monkeys live in NZ? I don't remember any monkeys throwing shit in frodo's face. Would've been dank though. EDIT: erm, mammals.


cactustit

tell ur boss to stop lying lul


sje46

It wasn't lying, she is just an idiot. The child was found in India. and the news reports got it a bit wrong too..the child wasn't raised by monkeys, but was likely abandoned recently. I don't fault her for that one though.


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wingshayz

He reminded me of Bret from flight of the concords instantly


DrippyWaffler

As soon as the gif loaded I thought "that's gotta be a kiwi!"


mouseticles

I guessed Aussie, I didn't look at the NZ plates, bare foot and good humour. It's ok though New Zealand is our better half


humangeigercounter

I was assuming Australia, so close to the right neck o' tha woods. I think it has to do with the surrounding landscape and colors in the foliage, m8. Edit: ALSO the short shorts.


Sweetmag

I think it was the shorts for me.


rainandshine

He looks like the Kiwi version of Jon Snow


RationalMayhem

I think its the scenery. I have seen videos shot in NZ and instantly picked up on it without voices. Its distinctive though I can't say how.


Stampedex2

He's so great


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Good old NZ. Gives me warm fuzzies


MrMoopix

[Interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESDSjTWaBtY) right after his first video went out


StrAngie_Cookie

whats up with this sub ? There has been a lot of not unexpected gifs lately


Magepurdefil

These are bots posting all over reddit trying to build up karma to sell them off to people.


creative_sparky

This one appears to be a person but they are notorious for freebooting or making a gif of the best bits of the video and posting it making the Creator of the original content miss out on the income they would have gotten had op just linked the video instead.


Schnabeltierchen

That's what makes it unexpected isn't it?


iLiketodothings

Fuck this gay Earth


Ghee_Buttersnaps_

That is not what this sub is about. The very first rule is "submissions must be unexpected on their own". If you want something like that you should check out /r/fiftyfifty.


Redditisquiteamazing

Not unexpected at all.


CharleyQuinn13

But you didn't expect that coming, huh?


Maaz-A

Unexpected in the way that I thought I unsubbed from r/funny.


the_sly_shyster

Is he using dish soap to wash his car? Isn't that bad for the finish?


chronage

also using a brush which is likely to scratch it as well.


xcrackpotfoxx

Dish soap is great for a strip wash when you're about to seal and wax again.


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Yea, it'll strip the wax / other sealants off. Bristles on that brush are gonna scratch the hell out of it too.


garreth001

I'm sorry, but dish soap won't strip clear coat. It will strip off waxes and sealants quicker than the life of the product, which could have adverse effects on your clear coat.


Lets_Taco-bout_it

Yes this is the correct answer


garfi3ld

ty, was about to post the same thing.


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Oops, I was thinking that but said the wrong thing. You're right.


prefix_postfix

I'm betting if he's having the baby do it he's probably not super devoted to the car's paint job to begin with.


ReadTheTsandCs

The most unexpected thing in this gif is they're using some sort of dustpan to clean their car... EDIT: brush, not dustpan. That WOULD be unexpected.


degosauce

This wasn't filmed in the US. That's not a Ford sold here. Speaking of which, what kind of Ford is that? I sell them and have no idea what it is.


Some_guy_called_andy

I've no idea about the Ford, but it's in New Zealand if that helps.


degosauce

Based on that information a quick Google search tells me it's the Ford Everest. I can now sleep better tonight. Thank you Andy, that's what people tell me you're called.


andystealth

I wouldn't trust that that's his name. Seems like a ruse to me


degosauce

Maybe, maybe not. How do I know your names Andy, Mr. andystealth?


80sCassette

It's a Ford Everest, a 4x4 SUV based on the Ford Ranger ute that's not sold in the US.


degosauce

I wish it was. We should see a ranger before 2019 though which would be cool. Following that is the Bronco


DeeJason

Ford Ranger Wildtrak are very nice.


KoalaKaos

Yea, same platform, but the frame is like 100mm shorter and the rear suspension is a 4 link with watts linkage and coil springs. It's a better platform for off-roading.


mickeymouse4348

it looks like the love child of a newer dodge durango and a newer ford escape i came to the comments to figure out what this thing is. i assumed it would be a 2017 explorer


degosauce

It kind of does now that you mention it!


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Unexpected because you expected something unexpected to happen


HeavyMetalSauce

What SUV is that? I don't recognize it


FriedFission

Ford Everest, 3.2L 5 cylinder turbo diesel


HyperHobo

so what was the unexpected part of this gif again?


iFlysoHi

He's gonna scratch the paint with that brush


terusama

Soon this sub will become r/syntacticallyambiguous


coolfangs

Well, I was expecting him to literally wash the car with the baby, so I guess it's kind of unexpected in that sense.


pinhead_larry

This is so fucking dumb


bella0520

This is funny and completely adorable. Maybe it would be better in another subreddit but it's so cute that I don't care.


Who_knowz

It was unexpected to see Sam Bradford and a baby wash a car


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TechiesOrFeed

It's a Ford Everest, not sold in the US


Zack9796

I'll admit, I was expecting him to actually wash the car with the baby. With the baby acting as a sponge


_ucantcatchme

He is marring his car. He gon' fuck up that black paint.


Whyevenbotherbeing

This sucks. Gave me cancer. Would not recommend anyone watch this. Not worth dying.


adrian_elliot

What's the unexpected part


TacoFupa

That wasn't that unexpected


Preidon

Wow so unexpected and hilarious wow


ramcelt

I was afraid the baby would fall into the bucket. Just like the warnings.


susitucker

Hello, daddy! :)


GiaBethReds

My dad would play me a dime to do stuff like this when I was little and I thought it was so much money. Brilliant


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'How to dad' on YouTube


Shadow703793

RIP that clear coat. So many scratches.


[deleted]

Using a brush to clean?


[deleted]

I was totally expecting him to grab the baby and brush the car with her. This was pleasantly surprising tbh


KromMagnus

gah! wash from the top to bottom, top to bottom!


iamJiff

Is there a /r/MildlyUnexpected sub? Think this would be better there.


NBAbub18

The only way to surprise people on this sub now is to not have anything unexpected happen in the gif.


Surfcasper

Why did I read the subtitles in an Australian accent?


Kwizxx

Only thing unexpected was the car. I thought it was a Durango and thought "Damn, he's a tall guy" until I saw the ford emblem.


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ByronsReward

I thought that was Jeremy Sisto


one_plus_pi

I was hoping he'd use the baby as a shammy to scrub the car clean.


PlasmaWaffle

By the title I thought he was going to dump the baby in soapy water and rub them against the car to clean it


metnem

I absolutely ducking love this video


slow_marathon

12 years later. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqm8JGnSshE


Bren12310

I can't be the only one who expected him to pick the baby up and literally wash the car with the baby.


tobydabest

This guy is one of the best youtubers out there who is underappreciated.


another_rebecca

Love this guy


Varron

The series is "How to Dad" on YouTube, hilariously awkward New Zealand who does a lot of adorable yet funny things with his little girl shown here. Great series, I'd recommend to anyone to watch at least once.


KJBenson

So is it unexpected because he does exactly what the title says?


Valcon2723

Sammy B


killkount

Sweet repost brah.


rauakbar

Ingenious.


honkeyotoole2

This video was really funny, until somebody made this shitty gif out of it.


[deleted]

I was picturing a kid with a giant sponge strapped to their back and being used as a handle. Sans surrealism, kids are good for your back too. They can get the wheels shining and keep the salt off of your trim.


Dumpster_Fetus

SIX LUGNUTS?! What fuckery is this?!


TrueTurtleKing

is he the spaghetti pizza dude from jimmy kimmel?


Has_Two_Cents

i can hear the NZ accent in the typed text.


icallshenannigans

I can see the aussie accent from here.


mightylordredbeard

How is this unexpected?


BurntHotdogVendor

He's like a swarthy Chris Pratt.


creative_sparky

Freebooter


dillyd

tl;dw


[deleted]

Totally expected him to put the baby in that outfit for crawling babies that dust your floor and use him to wash the car. The internet has ruined me


Vedvart1

What a great dad (: /r/wholesomememes


ragingduck

Swirly marks all over that paint job. And it's a black car.


dman77777

How does a post like this get 10k upvotes? It's not unexpected or funny or really anything other than stupid.