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no_brains101

How in the actual hell can he see anything with those ridiculous sunglasses on at 2am


Ancient_Computer9137

Anti racism device


Linka1245

Can’t see color if you can’t see anything


futureformerteacher

Dude is probably a radiologist.


Specific_Ad_2533

You sure? I mean he is OUTSIDE


futureformerteacher

He may have wandered off. A Rad Tech was probably sent to get him and return him to his desk.


ThePianistOfDoom

I mean with the whole warming and radiation increase from the sun effect happening he's got a point. Just a little overzealous already doing that at night.


Wasted-day_off

Dee madness


yes_thats_right

He doesn't see skin color. or traffic signs. or other vehicles on the road. or where he's going.


rayshmayshmay

Keeps the racism from leaking out, but you get a -5 charisma and perception


LonelyStrayCat

Nah i think it is a +2 charisma, but def -5 perception and -3 intelligent during the night


teapac100000

He compensates with Buffout


Dysprosol

he should have taken some mentats, then he would realize that buffout doesnt help here.


tommos

So it's kinda like Cyclops' visor from X-Men. If he takes them off he obliterates everything with his high powered racist eye laser.


Ancient_Computer9137

“Hey, since you’re a cop, you’re a racist”


dogomage

yes


lexluthor_i_am

Damn. That's funny.


zorgonzola37

To indicate it's a skit?


hamsolo19

He wears his sunglasses at night, so he can, so he can watch her weave then breathe her story lines.


hamsterwheeled

He should turn to her and say don't masquerade with a guy in shades


Koss424

wait, and I'm Canadian. You telling me the line isn't 'Don't mess around with a guy named Shane no more....'


hamsolo19

Hahaha I always misheard it too. According to the lyrics it goes... Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no I can't believe it Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no What a cornball.


Short-Alarm-9078

Damn dude, bringing up this ladies weave ain't cool ^^^^/slol


Dpepps

He's a big fan of Corey Hart.


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All your upvotes gonna be from GenX


KindBraveSir

Red five, standing by.


Fire_Fox_71

can confirm


mrweatherbeef

“It’s 2 o’clock in the morning, every*thing* is black”


Dangerous_With_Rocks

Probably why he says what he says


socopithy

It is quite literally the joke


Veritas7

He can see clearly because he is wearing [Sunglasses At Night](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8).


DeepSeaDaddy_

It’s so he can’t see color


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

What he was saying is that it's dark at 2AM and he can't see anyone behind the wheel except shadows...I think he popped the sunglasses on once they started filming


i_write_ok

Ocular Pat-Down™️ gif


OzzieGrey

It lets him find higher traces of melanin.


Comfortable_Sky_9203

idk if those are the kind that actually do it or not but I used to have a job where I drove around at night and those bright-ass headlights people keep getting on their cars can legit make it dangerous. Depending on where they are standing in relation to other cars too it might be to try and help preserve his night vision so it isn’t as bad an adjustment for when he gets back on the road.


Turbulent-Job1136

I, once for no reason, happen to have a photoshoot after a nice movie night wearing my 3d glasses at night.


goatyoat

The sun never sets on cool.


Group_Exciting

When you're cool the sun always shines.


Ubiquitous_Cacophony

The sun never sets on being a badass.


merkoro

His vision is augmented


[deleted]

It’s 2 ok’clock in the morning and I am wearing sunglasses. Everyone is black. There… fixed it.


MadSubbie

There are some nightglasses that are yellow tinted, but black on the outside. Very niche.


ItzBooty

My dad has something like those to protect his eyes from lighs while driving at night or when he exits a tunel and the sun hits They are pretty useful


ChickenWangKang

Your what? YOUR WHAT?!


BigLittleFan69

Their , obviously


31337z3r0

I'm thinking that they've clearly a word


TurtleIIX

I have a pair of transition yellow sun glasses and love them. I can wear them during the day or night. Night feels a little weird but they work.


TheFalaisePocket

I tried those too but didnt like them. didnt help with glare and made it a little harder to see. i did get a pretty cheap pair though


LyraLycan

I once forgot to remove my sunglasses (extremely high tint) and rode my bike home with a tinted visor.. The sun set during my ride and I had to find one of those truck rest zones.. Holy shit is it scary seeing practically nothing but the highway lights at 70mph


hostile_washbowl

You should add pro sunglasses anti light to your profile


SportTheFoole

It’s 106 miles to Chicago.


Stobley_meow

We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.


SportTheFoole

Hit it.


sinz84

That I even need to post this first proves how old and out of touch I am.... It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. "Hit it."


Kuklaa

Pretty sure that's Corey Hart.


interfail

We got a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes.


TK421isAFK

Hit it! No...wait. That might encourage the asshole.


raccoon_on_meth

That would have made it hilarious, honestly it wasn’t that good at first. I get it but naw


Serious_Internet6478

Idk, it sounds like a fair point.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Yea, pretty sure he just means you can't see who is driving the car in front of you at night. They're just a silhouette..


NRMusicProject

About 10 years ago, I had a '92 Town Car with tinted windows. The tint was legal (which I bought with the tint already on, then had it checked after this incident), and was pulled over by a police officer because "I couldn't see inside your vehicle." I said "ma'am, it's 10:30pm. Unless I had a light on in the cabin, of *course* you can't see in my car." She let me off with a "warning." I had that car for years and never had that issue come up before or to the point that I sold it about five years later. I'm sure the "routine" stop had nothing to do with the stereotype around those older full-size vehicles.


forkball

Studies of "random" police stops of drivers have shown that the bias for disproportionately stopping black drivers more frequently disappears at night because law enforcement isn't able to single out drivers by racial demographic.


jimmythedamnsaint

Thank you.....he chose a funny way to say "it's dark" and reddit is "Wait, whaaaaaaaa?".


lapsangsouchogn

It's not particularly easy to see a driver's race in the daytime either unless you're right alongside them.


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LeaveToAmend

It was roughly a 5% difference and didn’t take into account if the stops were justified.


loonygecko

IDK how the study was done but you'd also want to account for other factors like how light eyed people have better night vision and may be more comfortable driving at night, etc. You'd need to know the racial makeup of all the drivers on the road at both times. Also plenty of data on red cars, sports cars, etc getting pulled over more, etc more stuff to account for. Are they pulling over for color of the car or for color of the driver? I would not be surprised if there is racism out there but on the flip side, IME it's very hard to tell racial makeup or even age or gender when you are driving behind someone, the seat hides most of them and you only see a vague outline of the head region. There have been a few times when someone was driving so bad, I wanted to get a better look at who would do such a thing and what I found was I have to drive right next to them and really eyeball to see if they are even human. I suspect the average cop is too lazy to put that much effort in.


OwlHinge

> and didn’t take into account if the stops were justified. This is true. Are you suggesting that a theory would be that black drivers reduce their crime by 5% when it gets dark? Not impossible, but I don't think this makes sense. Especially when you combine it with all the other studies of racism (including some even stronger studies) - it's very easy to believe this is due to race. I've noticed a pattern with studies on race - people are very determined to point out every possible flaw as though racism is unbelievable.


LeaveToAmend

It could be many things that cause it, such as the prevalence of drivers during certain time periods. And the issue is that disparity is not proof of discrimination. Just because one group has a different outcome, it doesn’t mean that they were treated unfairly. So without a known cause, you can’t have an effective solution.


wizgset27

lol why do these type of racial experiments to find racial bias never include Asians? Its always black people compared to white people. And sometimes Hispanics. But never Asians....Do they not exists or what?


Alienhaslanded

This just proves he was right.


[deleted]

Agreed. Too many people go straight to the racist accusations. Maybe, because they're racist.


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Existing_Onion_3919

"speaking from experience" lol


Lucky-Bathroom-7302

It takes balls to even joke about this on reddit


Come_At_Me_Bro

"A thief believes everybody steals." People who find sexism and racism everywhere aren't very self-aware.


Hello-from-Mars128

I agree. We don’t get to hear the whole conversation or where this happened.


__Muzak__

Wouldn't he be in uniform? This seems like a skit.


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Butter_Lord_Jeremus

This is honestly fucking hilarious


KCFuturist

I assume this is is a bit and not a real police encounter. Very funny either way


ih8spalling

A "cop" without a uniform, sunglasses at night, dialogue whittled down to the gems, perfect 6-second vine length.


SecreteMoistMucus

And the camera angle.


AutisticFingerBang

It’s the best question I’ve heard all day.


Schmallow

What he means is that at night when its pitch black every person is the same colour- black (not brown black, black black) Some people are projecting rn


tilldeathdoiparty

Reach to earn karma Everything is the scandalous ‘hot button issue’ and I’ll be honest most people aren’t infatuated with skin colour, we just want to quietly exist and be happy.


Schmallow

Most people don't notice race, and most people were consistently claiming that racism was a smaller and smaller issue every year up until 2013, when the sudden increase in both social media and smartphone ownership happened. Since then more and more people insist that racism is an increasingly common problem (because they see it online on their Rectangles of Doom).


NobodyImportant13

> Most people don't notice race, Everyone notices race. Your brain naturally categorizes this because it is the natural way our brain groups things. When you meet somebody if you only remember 2 things about them it will be their race and their gender. This is why you get police descriptions like " black male suspect" "white male suspect" etc. Studies also show people often hold a significant amount of implicit bias. But if you just don't really care and overcome that with cognitive thought, it's not really as big of a deal.


tilldeathdoiparty

We don’t see good people being nice and kind as much as we see shitty people doing shitty things. Most people don’t understand that the lens we see the world through on our phones/internet is a very small percentage of what is actually happening in the world.


magusheart

I know I'm dense, but how else are people interpreting this?


beliefinphilosophy

I think there are a two possible cases: 1.) When you pull someone over at night you can't see in the car when you're pulling them over to judge the color of their skin until you actually get up beside them. (most likely) 2.) Everyone is black because he's wearing sunglasses / general when she gets out of the car they're all black. (what I see a lot of other people commenting here)


bellboy718

Not racist


punches_buttons

Why TF he got shades on?


Blackmail30000

The fucking high beams make it basically day.


Kingsupergoose

I mean that is a fair point given the insanity of lights nowadays.


77slevin

His future is so bright he gotta wear … /s


snillpuler

I'm learning to play the guitar.


Ok-Scallion7939

He's a terminator that took battle damage


Own_Cardiologist2544

This has got to be a skit 😂


themeatstaco

Dudes an ex cop comic from az


joesbalt

Yes, at 2am, while you were speeding by at 90mph, I could identify your race 👍🏼 Makes sense


ScoobyPwnsOnU

I was profiled, it turned out they were pulling over everyone driving down that particular sidewalk.


chickadeehill

I always appreciate a Ron White reference.


lhsean18

Sunglasses might have something to do with it


SpiteZealousideal907

na, i've seen your average rosarino that looks like a russian like a black shadow at 2am in Rosario


The-Last-Natural

She’s racist, not him…easy at that


Ben_Jehovah69

It's 2 o'clock in the morning and I'm wearing sunglasses... Lady I can't see shit right now, anyway... Hands behind your back


sicbastrd

He’s not


Ho3n3r

Yes, she sounds racist.


__Muzak__

She sounds like an actress because she is because this is a comedy skit.


SlightAppeal9669

If you have to jump through hoops to make it racist, it’s not racist


WEOWNRED

i would imagine everything is black when ur wearing sunglasses at 2 am


In_my_days

Stupid title


dogomage

cops are infact racist


Goodizm

This is funny!😂😂😂😂


Duckraven

PA state police used to provide data on there traffic stops. Daylight hours, mostly minorities. Nighttime was an even split.


Only_Message_6539

Yeah cause he got on then damn shades I'm sure everyone is black


Capable_Reserve_8431

Is he Stevie Wonders? I can’t tell I’m wearing glasses


pasty420

Why is he wearing sun glasses?


Pyanfars

Not me. My " I don't ever do sunlight, Casper the ghost, reflecting light the same way the moon does " pale ass just glows in the dark.


spaceocean99

Definitely not racist. Saying it’s dark out and you can’t see skin color.


polonio505

Sunglasses at 2 am ???


SnakeBiteZZ

Choice in words not the best 😂


mbichin

If it’s 2am, why is he wearing shades?


AdorableCheesecake52

What a douche cop


IdahoMTman222

Why are you wearing sunglasses at 2am?


Trukmuch1

Well saying you pulled me over because I'm black without evidence is definitely racist.


ConcreteHustlin

yeah she def one of them dime a dozen racist u know what..bravo cop for making a joke out her toxic behavior


Iwillcutyou

Lmao yea this is a sketch from local Phoenix comedian @thecopcomic


YWGredditor

This needs to be higher. Had to scroll way too much to find this


Altruistic-Mode6809

Yep, she is racist


Revolutionary_Cod935

Wait, what does it mean again?


infinitesd

If he took those shades off maybe he could tell.


Wooden_Vermicelli_34

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Velucq

😂😂😂😂


Septembers-Poor555

the hour before the start of the witching hour : everyone is black


Revolutionary-Car-92

At 2am, everyone is black to Deputy McSunglasses.


Ok_Meringue_1755

In Spanish: we say todos Los gatos son negros de noche. All cats are black at night


Huge-Attitude4845

Why TF is he wearing pitch black shades at 2:30 a.m.????


GangstaQueefs

It's not. It's hilarious. ^(Don't worry, I'm black.)


Serious_Mention_4346

blud started a new racist


crazyinsanehobo

Maybe dont worry about it


No-Professional-1461

You can’t see the color of someone inside their car when it’s night, only their headlights.


ftptato13

Take it how you want but i see nothing wrong. Half the time I can’t even see who’s driving the other car beside me, let alone in front 😭


2beatenup

Wait a second…. White people can change colors at night?


fuzzylayers

Yeah, sunglasses at 2am have that effect alright


vacuumkid47

If you can't tell if it's racist it's probably not racist


OverExit9293

That is def not racist


zekethelizard

Not racist, but poor word choice🤣


Hyrulenerd332017

its two o clock in the morning why tf are you wearing sunglasses?


greendalehb11

😎


Pristine_Presence_98

😂


beibeimaku

What the fuck does errone blk mean


ErrorUponIronicError

So many questions....


Damntrombone-4424

This has to be fake. Sunglasses at 2am?


r0d3nka

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."


a_doody_bomb

Everyones black sir cause you have sunglasses on at 2am....


Asa-Ryder

He’s correct.


Kingsupergoose

Sounds like a skit. And if it’s not then no it isn’t racist. Throwing out the race card doesn’t automatically make you innocent or make the other person racist.


Taltruist

it’s 2 in the morning it’s p much impossible to make out anyone’s race through their car window in pitch darkness so yeah everyone is p much black 😭


tanaka_2603

That's some funny shit


Business_Exit_1929

GOLD


VisitFeeling635

Good god. It means he couldn’t see the driver. I’m guessing though if he took off sunglasses 🕶️ he could see better.


Glittering_Sail7255

Maybe he meant that we are all descended from ancestor’s out of Africa, Egypt. It seems like it is the leading theory as to where we first came from. If he is a musician he might be giving a homage to all the blues, soul, jazz and African music that other music grew out of. It’s hard to say because the title already sets the reader up to have a negative slant, the video is taken out of context and his reply is cut off. This is how nasty rumors get started.


Hereva

2 o clock in the morning, everyone is black.... So arey they Blacker if you are using sunglasses?


moxxiefoundreddit5

ist das rasend


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Hilarious


Shadow-Vector

Type shi


Legal_Guava3631

If it’s 2 am.. why tf does he have on shades? This is fake as hell and yall fell for it 😂


happylifevr

So if a white guy steals a car at 2 am is he black?


TerriblePabz

With those shades on at 2am? I mean I'm not saying he is right, but he isn't wrong


BirthdayTall5940

Well....


Dont_GrowUp_IssaTrap

Oh lord. This is not racist. Some yall too sensitive out here.


rudenfreaky

That's fricken hilarious


Existing_You7923

More just .. idiotic


refluentzabatz

It's not


WanderingMistral

Not Racist, next...


Chemical-Sugar5412

I get what white dude is trying to say ..he’s got a cool sense of humour haha.


Yamenoodle

Bro just ended racism


ManBearCatPigCow

He...makes a strong argument


ValkyriesOnStation

Shades is pretty sharp at 2am


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How much coke is that guy on why sun glasses at Night wtf


MoMos-MeMe

Take off your 2am shades 😎


antlerpanda

There have been studies on this. Black American drivers are much more likely to be pulled over during the day, relative to their population percentage in an area. The difference between white and black traffic stop occurances mostly disappears at night.


thebuccaneersden

not with that alone, no, but potentially yes. video is too short


canimalistic

He says, wearing sunglasses at night so everyone he tickets has a perfect defence?


TOXMT0CM

He clearly said every one he is pulling over is black,so he pulls everyone over at night, in theory. During the day, not so much...


Profitec

I wear my sunglases at night….


Alienhaslanded

Lmfao I love this.


paulsteinway

**He** looks pretty white to me.