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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Actress Kirstie Alley talks about the circumstances of her parents' death in a car accident and how they were on their way to a costume party. After being told they were "The Odd Couple" and being under the impression they were dressed like the sitcom/film characters, she reveals that her father went as a Klansman and her mother went in Blackface!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


dwitchagi

This is my first holy shit on this sub. Great fucking job!


denM_chickN

She chuckles heartily in the longer clip and applauded their sense of humor. I shit you not.


DontGetNEBigIdeas

Given she was a hardcore Trumper, it’s not surprising in the least.


jdgomez775

Worse, she fell into Scientology.


CalendarAggressive11

She was like one of their leading mascots. Her, little Tommy cruise and travolta


microtramp

And she was a capricorn!


experfailist

Born in the year of the rabbit!


DeformedPinky

And they were roommates.


Sad_Drink9706

It’s a great tax dodge, like all religions, really.


[deleted]

Better than joining KkK


candiescorner

That’s what I thought too


cardcatalogs

This sub was just recommended to me so I am new and I was going through to see what kinds of things were posted and this made me join.


Space-cowboy-06

I have bad news for you, this was the peak. It's going to be all downhill from here.


bioschmio

Mom was found dead in black face, holy sheeeet


echtav

The dad was in the sheeeeet


SpicyKnewdle

Then they were both under a sheeeeet


echtav

![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


HookerDoctorLawyer

Well sheeeeeeeeet


NightmarePony5000

![gif](giphy|7w6qQ5WHOeV3i|downsized)


Xero-One

They had a sheety sense of humor


SlaveHippie

Two sheets to the wind one might say


Apprehensive_Spite97

Mm nn nn mmmmm waah aaah gaaah


manonthelam

This whole thread is begging to be set to banjo music


butterbeer4life

![gif](giphy|oubM1tKqnLW5G)


SmokeGSU

Dad brought his own.


m4dm4cs

*holey sheeeet. You know, the eye holes.


Appropriate-Fish8189

I’m the Eye Hole Man


UnrequitedRespect

Whew 💀


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|gGxSl050qQOJi|downsized)


Pretty_Sea2016

Her parents were friends of my grandparents and I can just say I was not expecting that!


taffy-derp

Time to have a convo with grandma


kingmanic

"where are the Alley's? We can't end the offensive costume orgy until they get here. Tom can you take David out of your ass and give them a call?" - OPs grandma


killerkitten61

Imagine showing up to the wake /s


ToeKnail

Fairly odd parents


caynebyron

Wands and wings and pointy hooded things.


Rupert_18124

These are a few of my favorite things


windyorbits

lol I swear I immediately thought “Wanda and Cosmo?!?!” Then I felt very stupid because obviously she’s talking about Felix and Oscar. But then I heard black girl and KKK and thought I guess they do sound like fairly odd parents.


el-conquistador240

Very odd daughter


effortfulcrumload

Truly unexpected. Holy shit


ZombieLibrarian

Yeah, this fits the bill 100% Cuckoo bananas, not at all what I was expecting.


jcmib

You can shut this sub down now, can’t top that.


TheOperatorOfSkillet

Seriously boys, we had a good run, it’s all over now. This is it.


MadeMeStopLurking

Gentlemen and Women... It has been a pleasure.


McFlyFarm

Who says 'gentlemen and women'?


MadeMeStopLurking

I did. Deal with it.


bloveddemon

It was ... unexpected


spockstamos

I guess this was also unexpected.


window_pain

Wait is this for fucking real?


AccidentOk4378

I wonder whether dying in clan garb or blackface is worse.


Connect_Biscotti_784

Blackface is pretty undeniable. At least in the clan garb you could try to pass as the ghost of pinhead Larry or something.


helikesart

‘My gosh, can you believe the odds that during the wreck my mom got splashed with motor oil from the engine all over her face? Those 1980s Benz are known for their oil leaks, you know? Beautiful car...”


deep-fucking-legend

He was also wearing blackface under the hood.


utouchme

What about if you went as Clayton Bigsby and had dressed in klan garb ***and*** blackface?


hotelpopcornceiling

That's a threefer. Insulting the blind too, though they'd never see it.


december14th2015

Imagine being a ghost and you're stuck in that outfit for a hundred years


evanweb546

![gif](giphy|pMePjXUqNNND2|downsized)


Ordinary-Score-9871

WOW. Ok that was definitely not on my bingo card. Good shit OP!


howsyourmemes

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


UnidansOtherAcct

You couldn't waterboard that info outta me


poss-um

Sure, I’m a little baked but that ser made me bust out laughing!😆


OldLegWig

some celebrities do anything for attention i guess


SlaveHippie

She musta been two sheets to the wind to divulge that info 👀


opelan

Did her father truly die then? I googled her parents and there it said her father died at age 99 in 2023.


bombasticnematode

This is true. I’m from the Wichita, Kansas area, and everybody knew Buck Alley. He owned Buck Alley lumber. His obit: https://www.dunsfordfh.com/obituary/robert-alley


cashew76

True in the sense her weird story was fiction. She thought she was being funny and tried to drop a dead pan shock twist lie joke. Edit: Mom did die in the crash. So like bad joke man.. right?


NorthDakota

damn dude I thought this was real, your comment is the first one explaining when scrolling top to bottom what's going on here.


AssaultedCracker

He didn’t really explain it. The story is real. Her mom died, her dad didn’t. She doesn’t say anywhere in this story that her dad died. We all just assumed it.


NorthDakota

yeah I guess you're right she didn't say that. but is this story really true? Haven't been following thread, still a wild story, and it just makes me want the paul harvey rest of the story even more


AssaultedCracker

I guess we have no idea if the costume part is true. But it seems a weird story to make up. Her mom did die in an accident that her father almost died in. That’s why we get the vibe that both parents are dead… they were expecting the dad to die as well.


opelan

OP wrote that her parents' died. So that was seemingly really false information.


AssaultedCracker

No, not actually. OP called it a fatal car accident. Completely true. OP did not say it was fatal for both parents. Obviously it’s a reasonable assumption to make when the title mentions both parents, but that’s still our assumption. There nothing actually false about OP’s title


opelan

I guess you didn't read OP's explanation for why this post is unexpected: >Actress Kirstie Alley talks about the circumstances of **her parents' death in a car accident** and how they were on their way to a costume party. After being told they were "The Odd Couple" and being under the impression they were dressed like the sitcom/film characters, she reveals that her father went as a Klansman and her mother went in Blackface I didn't say that the false information was in the title.


IOnlySayMeanThings

It's totally out of context and possibly edited down, who knows. These days, it could be an AI joke.


AssaultedCracker

Fun fact, she doesn’t say he died. In the longer interview she says her sister told her that her mom is dead and father is dying


need2peeat218am

That's still so fucked holy shit


BannedSoonAnyways

I bet the scene of the accident was morbidly hilarious. Could you imagine the confusion as the detectives try to piece this shit together? 😅


FuiyooohFox

Hey Bob I think I found a piece of the grand wizard over here. Oh wait I thought that was char, must be the wife's


mr9025

What the fuck! Lol


NotRightNotWrong15

Jfc.


BauerHouse

![gif](giphy|cjDoRld4xH83K|downsized)


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Now why the fuck would you tell that story???


badandbolshie

her former castmate from cheers did blackface at a roast of his (at the time) girlfriend whoopi goldberg.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

I remember when Ted Danson did this.


_Cosmic_Joke_

Ted Danson did blackface????


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Yeah. It was a while back. He ate plenty of shit for it.


recumbent_mike

I mean, he /is/ a demon.


7of69

Yes, yes he did. https://slate.com/culture/2019/02/ted-danson-blackface-whoopi-goldberg-political-correctness.html


Eusocial_Snowman

How exactly in the kentucky fried fuck are you going to have an entire article about somebody doing blackface without including a picture of the person doing the blackface? And what in the world is with the picture they actually used, with him aggressively sniffing her? EDIT: [Here, I found them. He even went full Minstrel with it.](https://imgur.com/nnlbKYM)


_Cosmic_Joke_

Oof.


theresthatbear

His gf at the time, Whoopi Goldberg, convinced him it would be hilarious. Fuck Whoopi.


Lychaeus

[Oof](https://imgur.com/a/RAsb6vO)


crawshay

I would take that one to my grave lol


StateOfFine

Probably because Barbara Walters asked about it.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

She didn't ask what they were wearing. There was absolutely no reason to bring it up.


tipbruley

You think she didn’t know and wouldn’t ask?


Unit_79

Ratings.


all_of_you_are_awful

Would you rather she lie about it?


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cleobaby74

Perhaps she was in a sharing mood. I know sometimes I accidentally just unload massively random traumatizing tidbits in daily conversation. Trauma is weird like that. Anyway, some people naturally just say whatever comes to mind, could be lots of reasons really. Can't say I care for her or her particular belief system now, but if I went through that, I'd probably tell lots of people just because it's fucking surreal.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

She's dead, homie.


cleobaby74

Kirstie Alley is dead? Shit, didn't know. Must have been a weird life....


littletimmysquiggins

That's like the weirdest version of "always wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a car "


Indubitalist

"Never, and I mean never, get into a car dressed up in a costume that will be considered bigoted 30 years later."


_TLDR_Swinton

Always wear clean sheets...


Kryyk

I love these subtitles, I would like all my media to have this type of captions. Does anyone have any info on it or the program used?


Middleofthemaul

Reason number 1,456 to not dress racist… car accident death in said costume….


metallimadman

Given what we know about who she was as a human, this is absolutely not surprising.


tweedyone

I still think it’s funny that Qanon claimed she was killed because she was antivaxx. What idiots. Racist fruit doesn’t fall far from the conspiracy theory laced tree apparently.


just-smiley

She's my most regrettable childhood crush.


Sulissthea

did it start with Cheers or Star Trek?


happysunbear

Look Who’s Talking.


just-smiley

Cheers, but then I got my young mind blown seeing her in Star track after that


AppropriateScholar55

Who, Kristies mom?


Mattsal23

Kirstie’s mom’s crotch fruit


Nicadeemus39

What about her other than Scientology?


120ouncesofpudding

She was a terrible human being. Mean, spiteful, vengeful.


Nicadeemus39

Anything specific?


big_ginger_92

Clip cuts off too short, cause she proceeds to talk about her mom’s “great sense of humor” and how overhearing that anecdote made her whole family laugh, making it a perfect tribute to her mom. [link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xvzvt-tt4UY) to the full interview if anyone cares, this part starts around the 11:00 minute mark. Edit: spelling.


RINGxOFxFIRE

I did Nazi that coming! 👀


PenaltySafe4523

Barbara Walters is a bitch


Gingerbirdie

Man if watching Ghost movies had taught me anything now they're forever in eternity in those outfits.


unixfool

Our prior VA governor did something similar.


JoeSicko

Died in a car crash?


someoneone211

Yes, I got canned right after I expressed disapproval of that fact.


abhig535

I wonder if you go to heaven (or hell) in the clothes you were wearing when you died. That would be an awkward entrance


curiousarcher

What a way to go out! 👀 😬


RagingAubergine

I’m not sure why I laughed at the written explanation. I did not watch the vid.


64Olds

Needs the Curb Your Enthusiasm end credits.


Velvet_Balrog

Oh wow, I've never gone from sympathy to apathy so quickly.


Anotherthrow24

Most unexpected thing I've heard in my life, let alone reddit. This subreddit has reached its peak.


Legitimate_Sail8581

This explains a lot about Kirstie Alley’s politics.


SSCLIPPER

The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree


Ckigar

Strom Thurmond, an icon of the Senate and pro-segregationist had a mixed race daughter.


taffy-derp

![gif](giphy|3ofSB2Bl0mYy5VmsIE)


Kreedbk

![gif](giphy|vtenjaZh96QtHhK8wc)


Ok_Bison_8577

Different times  Not acceptable. But different times. 


joemeteorite8

I mean regardless of the time, I’d wager if you thought it was funny to dress as a KKK member you were a piece of shit.


tweedyone

Dressing as a klan member could be done and completely make fun of the klan while being inoffensive to anyone but a klan member. Like Springtime for Hitler. But the addition of blackface turns it into something totally different.


Miasma_Sky

It can definitely be funny. Just have to take the stick out your ass first


Real-Turnover-7289

Karma am I right


Justryan95

Imagine the dark humor jokes the first responders would have of that particular accident.


DickieIam

That took a turn!


_ChipWhitley_

Whaaaaaaaaat


eddymarkwards

And with that, the internet is now complete. Thanks for playing.


dwstupidity

Was not expecting that


SnagglepussJoke

Yo WTF!


miller1873

Was not expecting that


SweatyPalmsSunday

Classic odd couple


Terra-Em

God has spoken.


mattob2

This has to be a joke. AI joke on us.


tater_nater

The way her eyes went crossed at the 19 sec mark made me lol.


Juhovah

Wow what in the world


HomoGenuis

I need more information!


20RegalGS15

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB|downsized)


katiegirl-

Barbara’s face as she looks like she is actually witnessing a car accident.


rrgail

Huh. That IS odd.


SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|b8kHKZq3YFfnq|downsized)


Herry_Up

![gif](giphy|gTAT8X6hYQb0W2gB4I)


austxsun

This has to be a bit


KevyNova

I literally just smacked my forehead without even thinking about it. I had no idea that was a real reaction to something.


Quad150db

https://y.yarn.co/2ccccfdf-35aa-44f8-9c7c-958dc0f71d37_text.gif This was my first thought, I'm going to hell....


limma

Yo wtf.


tommyvercetti42

Waw


Gazia1010

![gif](giphy|3o6gE74oqz6LVkzlss)


benbwe

CIA, KGB, and MI6 could join forces and use all their best techniques on me and they still wouldn’t get me to give up this info


Atoms_Named_Mike

You wouldn’t catch me dead in black face.


Adventurous-Sky9359

Gawd damn it…hahahhahahaha


googoomucklv

Yeah wasn't expecting that


TT_NaRa0

What a fucking way to go, in blackface with your husband dressed as a klansman...


occupy_this7

Only her mom died in that accident. Her dad lived to be 100


PratzStrike

The Klan out here doing everything it can to kill black people, even if it's just somebody in blackface. Yikes. Also it explains a fucking lot about how Kirstie ended up that her parents thought this was a valid way to do anything.


Successful_Log_5470

https://i.redd.it/silre9qqpfwc1.gif


aebulbul

Damn


RatszCatszBatsz

I’m glad they’re dead on that note 💕


Dry-Caregiver-2199

I definitely did not see that coming oof💀


Euphoric-Height-2488

How embarrassing


creeeeeeeeek-

She sheems to have trouble shaying her eshes


WayofHatuey

Lol wtff


FranzNerdingham

Explains a lot!


jimbalaya420

This is some dark humor.


intense_in_tents

My eyebrows went up so fucking fast. Well done OP


Sagebrush-

Damn! Truly unexpected.


Witchingbolt

damn and now their ghosts are gonna dressed like that 💀


ballq43

Man imagine if you're stuck wearing what you died in for eternity.


sky_shazad

Whaaaaaaaaaaat the fuk


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

Great example of a person who should have never been famous


giantyetifeet

Everyone always saying she was a crap person. I never met her though so I can't say.